Ye Xiaoxiao is a dead house, the kind with no combat effectiveness, and he may not even be able to beat chickens. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info score is average, height average is 170, no specialty. Except that when I talk about anime, my eyes will light up suddenly.,It's everyone.。

It's not that he hasn't dreamed of saving the world, and every boy should want to be a hero. But this society did not give him a chance. Instead of indulging in fantasies, Ye Xiaoxiao chose to chase day and night. It's better to do homework than to chase it, and it's better to chase girls than to make friends.

Bah! There are girls who still go to see it. It's a pity that Ye Xiaoxiao, who looks mediocre and is still a little wooden in front of outsiders, is equivalent to a female insulator. Even have good friends who can talk to each other?

By the way, Ye Xiaoxiao also has a hidden talent, and he loves to complain. Beneath his silly appearance, there is actually a heart with a poisonous tongue.

One day, Ye Xiaoxiao suddenly popped up a very stupid advertisement when he was watching a drama.

"Do you want to save the world? Are you still struggling with not finding the opportunity to realize your value? Have you ever complained about the fault of the times? We need you! “

"The current recruitment advertisements are exaggerated, and they can't even use the analogy sentences well." Ye Xiaoxiao complained and closed the advertisement.

I don't know if there was a bug in the system, Ye Xiaoxiao pressed it countless times to close it but it didn't work, so he had to choose to be sure.

The advertisement that popped up in the system was not a recruitment advertisement, nor was it a dragon slaying knife that would be given upon registration, but an extremely professional information filling form.

Name: Ye Xiaoxiao

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Hobbies:Two-dimensional related

Favorite star: No, if there is, let's shoot it!

Dream: When writing this column, Ye Xiaoxiao hesitated for a long time. He didn't want to be perfunctory in his dreams, and finally wrote carefully: become a hero, save the world, serve the country, punish evil and promote good.

The rest of the content was basically some boring information, Ye Xiaoxiao skipped it one by one, clicked the finish button, and immediately felt refreshed.

This incident seems to be a small episode, and Ye Xiaoxiao, who is wandering in the new book and the book, quickly forgot about it.

Until one day, a campus radio changed everything for him.

"3 years and 2 classes Ye Xiaoxiao! Ye Xiaoxiao, the second class of the third year! When you hear the announcement, please go to the Academic Affairs Office immediately! “

The rest of the class turned their attention to the mysterious man in the back row by the window.

"It's him, this weirdo, I haven't heard him speak."

"Hey, this cute girl knew his name for the first time, and I thought it was a girl."

"It's okay for cute girls to die, mature women are popular now. As soon as Aunt Ben entered school, she felt that this person was nervous. At that time, he was sitting in the last row, watching the house dance at station B with an obscene face, which proved that he was a primary school student! “

"Station A dog get rough, okay! It's popular enough to wash my feet at the big base station! “

Ye Xiaoxiao, who gradually left his classmates to discuss the turmoil, rushed to the Academic Affairs Office with a hooded face.

He is a person who keeps to himself and doesn't dare to cheat in exams, how can he be called to the Academic Affairs Office? Could it be that he was reported for driving in Tieba that night? Ye Xiaoxiao, who was extremely frightened, became more and more sad as he walked, as if he had seen the picture of himself being arrested by the Internet police.

"Hey, this classmate is Ye Xiaoxiao. Xiao Xiao, please be seated. "The director of academic affairs is a serious Mediterranean, but at this time, he asked Ye Xiaoxiao to sit down with a smile on his face. If the style of painting is wrong, there must be a conspiracy! Could it be that they are trying to confuse me with tricks and let me let my guard down first? Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't stop his brain hole anymore.

However, he was always quiet and well-behaved, and he still sat obediently opposite the director. As soon as he sat down, he found that there was a handsome young man sitting next to the director.

The young man is about 25 years old, with a short and capable hair, and his eyes reveal the disdain of being a stupid fork. The thin lips look like a mean tongue, and there is a mole under the nose.

"Hello, just call me Tanimura. I came to you this time because of an order from above. First of all, congratulations, you have been selected by us. Tanimura managed to squeeze out a smile and said as gently as he could.

Ye Xiaoxiao didn't understand what this person was talking about at all, up? You've been scolded, haven't you? And what did I choose for, the Braindead Alliance? However, years of experience as a good child still made him choose to smile silently.

Tanimura didn't seem to expect this reaction, shouldn't he have asked who he was chosen? Today's young people just have big hearts. (Ah, hey, it's obvious that you don't make it clear!) ）

Tanimura had no choice but to say earnestly, "You should have made an application form before, remember?" Ask if you want to be the one who is a hero. I saw your dream, you want to save the world, serve the country, punish evil and promote good, and it is very positive and touches me and other judges. And your identity as an orphan and your withdrawn personality that is incompatible with your classmates amazes us, you are the person we are looking for. ”

The more the dean listened, the more embarrassed he felt, although this person was sent by the central government, he couldn't understand what he was saying. When is it withdrawn and out of place to become a merit.

Ye Xiaoxiao nodded blankly, he recalled the application form that this person said, that time the advertisement of the cheating father! Knowing the truth, he felt disgusted to swallow flies, so he had to ask helplessly, "How do you need me to save the world?" No, what did you choose me for? ”

Tanimura bowed his head in satisfaction, this reaction was right, "It's very simple, we're going to make you a female killer." All you need to do is disguise yourself as a female teacher on weekdays and complete the assassination when you have a mission. But don't worry, we will transplant powerful weapons into your body, and you are basically an invincible human weapon. ”

"I, I'm going to be a woman?" Although Ye Xiaoxiao sometimes watches the pseudo-girl's sex, he never thought that he would become such a person!

Tanimura's face was really like this, and he persuaded earnestly, "Because women are more likely to make people let their guard down." In fact, there is nothing wrong with being a woman, you can see the flesh of a beautiful woman every day, isn't that enough? And you'll also have great bonuses, the point is that you can save the world! "Tanimura has read Ye Xiaoxiao's information and knows that the dead house must eat this set.

Ye Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment before agreeing, he was moved by the so-called saving the world. Every little person is not willing to be a salted fish!

"How long do I need to do it? Will it be able to change back in the future? Ye Xiaoxiao asked.

"I don't know how long you'll be doing it, but it should be after you kill the Great Demon King. Of course, you can change it back, if you still want to. Tanimura said slyly, his fingers stroking the teacup.

"What the hell is the Great Demon King!" Ye Xiaoxiao finally couldn't help but complain, why did he say it, it's just that there are monsters in this world?

"The Great Demon King is an evil force, you will know it when you meet them." Tanimura gave a standard official answer. Then he led Ye Xiaoxiao to prepare to drive to the laboratory.

"Don't be nervous when you get there, it won't hurt, think about those revolutionary ancestors." Tanimura forced out a word of comfort.

After Ye Xiaoxiao calmed down, he talked a lot less, nodded Mu Ne, and buried his head in reading the new comics again.

"Here we are." The car was parked under an office building, which looked very ordinary. It is far from the laboratory of Ye Xiaoxiao's brain supplement.

seemed to see through what Ye Xiaoxiao was thinking, and Tanimura just led the person to the elevator entrance. "Remember how I pressed the elevator, and don't forget when you come back later. There's no doorman here to open the door for you. “

I saw that Gu Cun pressed the top floor with a familiar car, and immediately pressed the negative second floor. After entering the elevator to the minus 2 floor, I pressed the minus 1 floor again. "Alright, this is our lab."

Looking at the doorway, busy white coats, sophisticated instruments, glass cabinets containing human bodies, ultra-modern displays, this is very laboratory.

"Don't look stupid, come in with me." Tanimura took Ye Xiaoxiao's hand and dragged him into the laboratory.

A researcher wearing a badge and a mask greeted Tanimura. "This is the kid we're looking for? It's more energetic than in the photo. Without further ado, come with me. “

Ye Xiaoxiao, who came back to his senses, had many doubts in his heart, if he was just looking for a person with simple social connections, there should be someone in the special forces, why did he pull people from the vast network? This plan sounds like a farce! It's just that Ye Xiaoxiao, who has entered the wolf pit, has no choice but to keep up with the researchers.

"You don't have to be afraid, it doesn't hurt at all, it's like being bitten by a mosquito while asleep. By the way, Xiao Xiao, what type of woman do you like? Lori? Royal sister? Wife? is still a pure jade girl. Or do you have a unique taste? “

Ye Xiaoxiao, who was still a magician high school student, felt that his head was big for a while, he hadn't thought about this at all! Finally, he blushed and said, "Sister Yu, who has a hot body." That's big-chested. “

The researcher and Tanimura couldn't imagine that you were such a Ye Xiaoxiao, and the young people now are not innocent at all!

However, they still generously met Ye Xiaoxiao's request and let him lie flat on the bed.

After the researcher injected Ye Xiaoxiao with a test tube, he fell into a deep sleep. At this time, he was also slowly pushed into a giant egg filled with green liquid.

An hour later, the researcher opened the hatch.

Ye Xiaoxiao, who woke up, rubbed his eyes, and then put his hand down, and actually touched a soft thing. "Ahh What is it! Ye Xiaoxiao was immediately frightened by her crisp female voice. After buffering for a long time, I remembered that I had become a woman, and I was still a hot, big-breasted royal sister!

"Xiao Xiao, you can play slowly with that chest when you go home. Let me tell you something, you will be a teacher in your original class after that, and we know that you are good at Chinese and singing, so let's go and become a Chinese and music teacher. Then you need to use a new name, you will be called Ye Xiaoxiao now! Don't make a mistake when writing your name. As for your original body, we have arranged a document for you to be escorted abroad. Tanimura explained.

"Why should I be a teacher of both types, I can't teach. Moreover, my grades are very average. Ye Xiaoxiao asked puzzled.

Tanimura was fascinated by Ye Xiaoxiao's confused expression, swallowed his saliva and replied, "Now you have the strongest brain in the world, and teaching is a small case for you!" “

Changing into hating the sky, putting on toad glasses, shaking her hair, and puffing up her chest, Ye Xiaoxiao walked out of the laboratory elegantly and returned to her new home sent by the country.

"Wearing high heels turns out to really kill people!"