Chapter 0033, [Ximen Great Eunuch Ma Jinlian Riding a Wooden Donkey]
A pair of jian husbands and wives, one is darker than the other, and the other is more ruthless than the other. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info compared to them, Pan Jinlian in the Water Margin is simply purer than the yellow flower girl.
What's even more ironic is that Jian Fu is now asking Zhu Jun to help kill his Yin wife, which is really the world's big, no wonder!
"Then how do you think Ma Jinlian died?" Zhu Jun glanced at Ximen Qingzhe with a smile, but he was thinking in his heart, how to teach this guy a lesson and pit him ruthlessly.
At the mention of Ma Jinlian, Ximen Qingzhe's newly relieved face became hideous again, "How did you die?" Hmph, that stinky biao who rides with thousands of people and climbs by 10,000 people, I can't wait to cut her with a thousand knives. ”
"What about you? What are you going to do? Planning to hide in Tibet for the rest of your life? You must know that once Ma Jinlian dies, Gao Yanei will definitely not let you go, and there will be no place for you in the world at that time. Zhu Jun suddenly thought of a good source for him, so he began to state that it was powerful, and scared his courage out of it.
"This ......" The reason why Ximen Qingzhe has never dared to do it himself is because he is afraid of the power of his father Gao Yu in Gao Ya. And now Ma Jinlian has pushed everything on his head, and he is wanted by the government because he has a hard time, and now he doesn't even dare to go home, but where will he go in the future?
Thinking of this, Ximen Qingzhe, who was in a daze, seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, grabbed Zhu Jun's hand, and begged: "Ask the shopkeeper to save me." ”
"It's not nothing, it's another country, another time and space to be exact, where no one knows who you are, and you can start over. I think that with your ability, it should not be difficult to save a rich family business! Zhu Jun patted Ximen Qingzhe on the shoulder and continued: "As for Ma Jinlian, she colluded with others, plotted to seize her husband's property, and attempted to murder her husband, that is a capital crime, and I will let her get the punishment she deserves." ”
Ximen Qingzhe was already desperate, what else could he do except trust Zhu Jun, nodded hurriedly and said: "Everything is up to the shopkeeper's orders." ”
Zhu Jun is not ashamed of a person like Ximen Qingzhe in his heart, so he naturally thinks that as long as he doesn't die, he can play no matter how he plays. After comforting him, he called Zhu Houzhao and invited Emperor Zhu to come and sit down.
Zhu Houzhao thought that there was something funny, so he naturally agreed, and crossed over with a fart, and asked Zhu Jun anxiously as soon as they met, "So urgent, but what are the rare things?" ”
"There are no rare things, but there are one rare people." Zhu Jun took Zhu Houzhao and whispered in his ear, "No, it's him." ”
After speaking, he pointed to Ximen Qingzhe, who was confused not far away.
"What's the matter? The front foot is called abstinence, and the back heel is sent with a handlebar? Are you afraid that my concubines will be lonely and have no one to accompany you? Zhu Houzhao saw that it was a man, and his face suddenly turned black and dripped.
"Hey, hey." Zhu Jun grinned, lowered his voice and said in Zhu Houzhao's ear, "Where do you want to go?" Do you know who he is? ”
"Who do you love, what do you care?" Zhu Houzhao still didn't have a good face.
"His name is Ximenqing, this name should be not unfamiliar!" Zhu Jun continued.
Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, and said with a little surprise: "Are you talking about Ximen Qing in the Legend of the Water Margin of Loyalty, a big official of Ximen?" ”
"Exactly." Zhu Jun nodded, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of cunning, "Isn't he quite arrogant?" I don't know what will happen if I become the Great Eunuch of Simon. ”
"Aiqing has a point." Zhu Houzhao nodded with bright eyes, "Interesting, hahahaha......"
In this way, Ximen Qingzhe was sold by Zhu Jun to the Ming Palace as a eunuch without knowing it.
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Zhu Jun never thought that although Ximen Qingzhe became a eunuch, but with his innate ability to slip his beard and shoot horses, he actually hooked up with the big eunuch Liu Jin, although he couldn't roll the sheets, but he lived a very nourishing life, in addition to perverted abuse of women, he was no worse than Liu Jin in the ability to bring disaster to the country and the people, and finally went to the execution ground with Liu Jin's good friend and received 3,000 knives.
As for how to deal with Ma Jinlian, after leaving Ximen Qingzhe in a fool's way, Zhu Jun immediately called the father-in-law of the land again, asking him to go to the Song Dynasty, taking advantage of the ancients' fear of the gods, and directly stabbed the matter to the emperor Lao'er.
Needless to say, Ma Jinlian not only committed seven rules, but also murdered her husband, and was finally sentenced by the emperor Lao'er to ride a wooden donkey on the street with a bare ass for three days, and then beheaded in the city. It is said that in those three days and three nights, Ma Jinlian's screaming voice resounded almost throughout Bianliang, and I don't know how many old men who were lying on the door became panda eyes. And her corpse was finally chopped into meat sauce and fed to the dogs by the angry old ladies in Bianjing.
As for Jian's husband, Ximen Qingzhe was also ordered to be wanted by the whole country, and in the end, he was gone.
At the same time, the case of Ma Jinlian, the wife of Wu Dabao, a wealthy businessman who caused a sensation in the country, cheated on her husband and defrauded her husband of a huge amount of insurance money together with her adulterer Ximen Qingzhe, until he saw this news, Zhu Jun was surprised to find that although the two were hundreds of years apart, the characters and the case were the same.
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Early the next morning, Wang Peipei didn't know if his aunt was too energetic or angry, so he came to Zhu Jun's house on time early in the morning and picked him up to go to the driving school to practice driving.
However, this does not mean that Wang Peipei's attitude towards him will improve, and he is still the same cold look, as if someone owes her much money.
Throughout the morning and half a day, Zhu Jun made a slight mistake, and he was about to suffer the deafening deafening devastation of the Hedong lion's roar, which made those students who were originally envious, jealous and hateful to him secretly refreshed. Only those coaches looked at him with strange eyes, in addition to ridicule, more of an expression ready to watch a good show.
Sure enough, at noon, when Zhu Jun was eating in the cafeteria, someone came to look for trouble.
The person who came was a head taller than Zhu Jun, about one meter nine, about twenty-seven or eighteen, and he was also handsome and sunny. Judging from the dress, he is also the instructor of this driving school, but Zhu Jun has never seen it.
"You're Zhu Jun!" The man sat down opposite Zhu Jun unceremoniously, and said with an unkind face: "My name is Wei Chen, and I came to you to tell you that it is best not to provoke Pei Pei, otherwise you will ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun's cold words, "Otherwise, you're welcome!" Finished? Then don't get in the way of me eating. ”
"Hmph." Wei Chen sneered and said, "It's crazy, boy, your two money are not a fart in my eyes, Lao Tzu can tell you to fuck off at any time." ”
Zhu Jun is actually very wronged, but now is not the time to shout grievances, but it is about the dignity of a man, "If it's not like looking for teeth all over the ground, it's better to keep your mouth clean." ”
"Look for death." Wei Chenhe had suffered such a grievance, and he was immediately furious, raised his hand with a punch, and went straight to Zhu Jun's door opposite.
Zhu Jun didn't look up, still eating braised pork.
Just when Wei Chen's fist was less than ten centimeters away from him, a hand full of oil stains held his fist. Then came the sound of bones creaking.
"Ah......h
Wei Chen was in pain, and instinctively wanted to withdraw his fist, but he felt as if his fist was being held by a robot, and he couldn't move, so he could only watch and be anxious.