I actually bumped into the moderator of the monster office here!

Ye Shu secretly sighed bitterly, this short-eared cat had a deep hatred with her, and if she bumped into her, she didn't want to run away safely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You bastard, you're not honest? You locked me in a chair last time, and I'm going to kill you this time!" ”

The cat whiskers on the examiner's face came out, she wanted to catch Ye Shu again these days and nights, and she got her wish at this moment, which was called an excitement.

Ye Shu was pressed against the wall and struggled to get out, the strength of the monster was too great, it was impossible for him to escape, but it was also impossible to admit it. He hurriedly thought about countermeasures, and in a flash of inspiration, he had a plan to delay the army.

"Wait, let me go to the toilet first, I'm really in a hurry, you don't want me to pull a crotch, do you? How disgusting, isn't it? Let me go to the poop first, you guard me outside and I can't escape. ”

Ye Shu deliberately said that he pulled a crotch of his pants, cats already had a habit of cleanliness, and the censor was even more disgusted with Ye Shu's words, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Shut up, the stinky man is disgusting to death!" ”

"So in order not to be disgusting, let me go to make it easier first, I really can't run away, how can you run away with me?"

Ye Shu said with a surrendered look, the examiner's cold eyes rolled twice, and threw Ye Shu away: "Hurry up, dare to run and break your legs!" ”

It's impossible to run, and people can't run away from monsters. Ye Shuliso ran into the toilet and hid in the men's toilet first.

The toilet in the hotel is very clean and tidy, and there is no peculiar smell, Ye Shu was relieved when he came in, he didn't come to squat, but to fight a protracted battle with the auditor.

The examiner must have something to do here, and it is impossible for her to guard herself all the time, and she will spend a lot of time and kill her.

He found a toilet and sat down and began to play with his mobile phone, and after playing for about half an hour, the voice of the censor came in: "You stinky man, why did you stay so long?" ”

Ye Shu didn't know any birds, he just sat silently. This method is very scoundrel, but it is very effective, and the censor has not detected Ye Shu's intentions until now.

After another ten minutes or so, the examiner shouted at the door of the men's bathroom: "You bastard, are you playing me again?" Get the hell out of here! ”

This is the seventh floor, and the window of the toilet is facing the sky outside, and it is impossible for Ye Shu to escape by climbing through the window, so the auditor determined that Ye Shu was still inside.

Ye Shu sat on the toilet and stretched his legs, this damn short-eared cat is quite patient.

After another ten minutes, the censor was completely furious and scolded at the door: "You are really playing tricks on me, I have been deceived by you again, you damn human, I will kill you!" ”

She finally reacted, and Ye Shu laughed: "You have the ability to scold people, you have the ability to come in, what kind of hero is hiding outside?" ”

The auditor was so angry that his head was smoking, scratching his head and ears at the door, and kicking the wall with his feet: "Get out of here!" ”

"You get in here, don't hide outside and be a shrunken turtle and make people laugh!"

"Ahh I...... I'll kill you! ”

The auditor was completely blackened, but she didn't rush into the men's toilet, after all, she was a girl, so she was embarrassed to enter the men's toilet.

Ye Shu was fearless, whistling and teasing: "Oh, little kitten, your name is Wu Meow, right?" It's so cute, Shu Shu loves you. ”

He couldn't stop laughing, Wu Meow grabbed his head and his eyes reddened, and then ...... Regardless of it, he rushed directly into the men's toilet.

"I won't kill you, I won't be a cat!"

She was almost roaring, Ye Shu was startled, I'll go, play off?

This female doll is too disregarded for her image, and she really came in. Now Ye Shu was stunned, where did he dare to laugh cheaply, he didn't dare to put a fart, and he sat in the toilet in the toilet and shrunk his head to hide.

However, Wu Meow is a monster, and it is easy to smell his scent, so he comes directly and kicks the door: "Get out!" ”

She was so strong that she kicked the door open, and the lock was useless. Ye Shu couldn't escape, and took the initiative to walk out and said: "It's just finished, I've kept you waiting, let's go out, it's all my fault, I'm sorry for you." ”

He admitted his mistake in a good manner, but Witch Meow was no longer fooled, grabbed him by the collar, dragged him violently out, and pressed him against the glass window of the hallway.

"I'm not going to give you another chance."

As she spoke, one hand raised, and with a thud she stretched out her cold claws.

If you get caught, your throat will be cut. Ye Shu trembled with fright, and quickly said in his mind: "Wait, you can beat me, but I don't think it's fair, I'm going to duel with you!" ”

Wu Meow was angry, but he didn't make a move for the time being when he heard this.

"Duel? Okay, how do you want to duel? ”

She is not afraid of Ye Shu at all, since Ye Shu wants to duel, why does she not agree, she can't wait to tear Ye Shu to pieces openly.

"Miss Wu Meow, you are a monster in Tang Tang, you can catch the moon in nine days, and you can catch turtles in the five oceans, and you have to use demon power to deal with me, you have the ability to put away the demon power, we fight openly, if I lose, I am willing to be beaten by you, if you lose, our grievances will be written off."

Ye Shuyi said in a righteous manner, he naturally wanted to fool Wu Meow in his heart, and if he could reduce her damage, he would reduce it, otherwise he would be crippled if he didn't die.

Wu Meow smiled when she heard this, and withdrew her hand and threw him away: "Yes, since you want to duel with me, then I will play with you and use human strength and body to duel with you." ”

So refreshing?

If she doesn't use demon power, she is just a slender weak woman, she is taller and stronger than her, and she can grind to death.

Ye Shu had a good calculation in his heart, and said with a smile: "Please." ”

The corners of Wu Meow's mouth hooked a sneer, twisted his neck, his legs were split back and forth, and his hands were in a fighting position, which was very cool.

Ye Shu was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”

"You human karate, come."

Wu Meow sneered and hooked his fingers, very disdainful of Ye Shu.

Look at her posture is very powerful, she can't really learn karate, right? Ye Shu was suspicious, but at this time, he could only bite the bullet.

He cautiously moved a few steps forward, and he also clenched his fists and pretended: "Let me tell you, I am crazy and even beat myself, you better admit defeat." ”

As soon as his words fell, Wu Meow drank violently, stretched out one leg and kicked him in the face, as fast as lightning.

Ye Shu only felt a strong wind blowing, and Wu Meow's sole was already in front of him, only one centimeter away from his nose.

And Wu Meow raised one leg high, and stood still sideways, not stable.

"Let me throw in the towel? Give it a try. ”

She gave Ye Shu a dismount, Ye Shu swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly jumped back: "Don't worry, you haven't warmed up yet, put your legs down." ”

Wu Meow put her legs down, and put on a karate starting pose, staring at Ye Shu coldly.

Ye Shu sighed secretly, is this a monster? How boring it is to go to learn karate.

He staggered a few times in place, his legs slightly parted, and he took up his horse's steps.

Wu Meow looked at him and said impatiently, "What are you doing?" ”

Ye Shu snorted coldly: "Are you afraid of military body boxing?" Two punches make you can't take care of yourself, don't force me to do it. ”

Wu Meow sneered: "Come quickly, I can't wait." ”

Ye Shu secretly felt pain, as if there was no way out, he couldn't escape no matter what.

He stubbornly stepped forward and rushed to the fist, and said coldly: "My military body fist needs a little time to warm up, you wait for me to play a set, don't interrupt it." ”

Wu Meow was no longer posturing, and she could see that Ye Shu was stalling for time.

"I'm really convinced, how can there be such a shameless man as you? Okay, you keep pretending, I'll see how long you have to pretend. ”

She said disdainfully, Ye Shu hit a few times, and suddenly heard a lot of noise coming from the corridor, and someone was coming.

He was overjoyed in his heart, and continued to play military body boxing with a cold face, with a very big pace, and soon crossed the witch meow, and then rushed into the toilet with a wild face.

"There's a kind of come in, Lao Tzu punched you and screamed."

Ye Shu shouted, Wu Meow was disdainful and angry, and strode over and snorted coldly: "Do you think it's useful to hide in the men's toilet?" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a bunch of monsters appeared around the corner, the same one that had been drinking and eating just now. A group of them are leaving, and it's convenient to come now.

Ye Shu was waiting for this moment, and shouted at the door: "Don't pester me, I really don't love you, although I am very handsome, you can't be so arrogant." ”

The monsters who came over immediately saw Ye Shu and the others, and they were all very surprised. Wu Meow was stunned, and his face was angry: "What did you say? ”

At this moment, the monster is coming, she doesn't dare to enter the men's toilet, and scolds at the door.

Ye Shu secretly wiped his tears and said to the monsters: "Big brothers, I am a friend of the two-tailed demon fox, I met just now, you comment, this cat demon is pestering me, I hide in the toilet and she has to chase in, it's too unreasonable." ”

A young male monster asked, "I remember you, what's wrong with you?" ”

Ye Shu screamed bitterly and said: "This cat demon said that I am handsome, I don't admit that she still wants to beat me, and after the fight, she will arrest me and go back to get married, how can there be such a person?" ”

At this time, a monster suddenly exclaimed: "Hey, isn't she the auditor of the monster office?" What are you doing chasing a man into the toilet? ”

"Yes, it's her, I heard that her temper is very bad, so that many little monsters dare not speak out."

"I didn't expect to chase a man, tsk."

There was a lot of discussion, more and more monsters also heard the wind and came over, Wu Meow's face was ashamed and angry, she was pointed at by so many monsters, she didn't know how to explain for a while, she was angry and anxious after being wronged, and her eyes ran away with red eyes.

"I won't let you go, you wait for me!"