The little monk himself was actually confused. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The reason why he wanted to ask Yang Hao this question was all because of the bag that Master gave him when he left Leifeng Pagoda.

Although after Xingji opened the bag, he felt inexplicable about the instructions above, and he couldn't figure out the old monk's thoughts at all, but this did not prevent him from acting according to the master's instructions.

In his memory, the old monk Gaine has always been mysterious and secretive, and of course, this mysterious feeling may also be due to the relationship between practicing closed-mouth meditation.

The closed-mouth meditation practiced by the old monk is not a common 'stop speech' in Buddhism, but a supreme secret art, which has a bit of a relationship with the tantric mantra.

Thinking of Master's instructions, the little monk became a little more serious and continued: "Brother Hao, don't get excited, my master still has a later message, he said that if you don't want to become a monk, it doesn't matter, but you have a relationship with the Buddha, which can't be avoided." ”

Yang Hao was really confused, and said with his forehead: "Have a relationship with the Buddha?" I? Please, does your master want me to sponsor some incense money, then just say it, can't I give it? ”

The little monk shook his head: "The monks don't speak, my master practices closed-mouth meditation, and he won't talk nonsense, since he said that you are related to the Buddha, then Brother Hao, you must have some kind of cause and effect with our Buddhism." ”

Yang Hao saw that he was serious, so he had no choice but to twitch the corners of his mouth and said: "Then tell me, what cause and effect do I have with Buddhism, could it be that I am the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, in fact, my real name is Supreme Treasure?" ”

"Master only said that you and Buddhism have cause and effect, but he didn't say what the specific cause and effect was." The little monk couldn't help but roll his eyes and pouted: "Of course, it's not impossible to defeat the reincarnation of the Buddha or something, but I think if that's the case, then your real name shouldn't be the Supreme Treasure." ”

Yang Hao asked, "What should that be?" ”

The little monk held back a smile: "Hehe, Buddha, I think it is more appropriate to call Alipay in terms of a local tyrant like Brother Hao, right?" ”

Burst!

"Alipay, your sister, is my son going to be named Yu Bao?!"

Yang Hao vomited blood: "You just just say it directly, what does your master mean, anyway, I am absolutely not interested in becoming a monk or something, I won't do it to a holy monk!" ”

The little monk thought for a while and said, "Master really didn't say it, just let me ask this, in fact, I'm also quite curious, otherwise, I'll help you ask now." ”

As he spoke, he took out the apple from his pocket.

Yang Hao was shocked: "I'll take it, isn't your master practicing a closed mouth meditation, and you can still make a phone call?" ”

The little monk looked disdainful: "Send a text message, can a big living person still suffocate urine to death?" Brother Hao, your IQ is really worrying. ”

Boom!

Yang Hao was absolutely down: "Damn, closed-mouth Zen can still be played like this, take it, really, I take it!" ”

After a while, the little monk received a reply, clicked on it, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he quickly held back: "Well, Master is really unfathomable......

Yang Hao asked anxiously, "What did your master say?" ”

"Ahem, see for yourself." The little monk coughed dryly twice and stretched out his mobile phone.

Yang Hao looked down, and there were four words on the reply message - the Zen machine has not arrived.

"Haven't arrived? What do you mean, has your master been chattering like this all along? Yang Hao was full of black lines, and couldn't help complaining: "He's not a pockmark, he's a pit man!" ”

"Hey, Brother Hao, don't get excited, I'll explain it to you." The little monk smiled: "The Buddha enlightened the world, pay attention to the chance, once the Zen machine passes, the fate will be extinguished, and the Zen machine has not arrived, although the point is not in the middle." ”

Yang Hao blinked his eyes: "Hey, why do I sound a little familiar with this word?" ”

The little monk laughed twice: "Okay, this is a line from the movie "Sword Rain", but this is also evolved from Buddhism, I guess what the master and his old man want to say, probably this is what it means." ”

"The Zen machine has not arrived, even if it misses?" Yang Hao raised his forehead: "In other words, your master thinks that the time has not yet come, so he can't tell me?" ”

The little monk smiled dryly and didn't speak: "Hehe...... Hehe...... I can only hehe......"

Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders and didn't force it: "Yes, since the Zen machine has not arrived, then I won't ask, anyway, I will emphasize again, if you become a monk or something, I won't do it!" ”

The little monk scratched his head and said tentatively: "Actually, you don't have to be a monk, you can be a Dharma protector." ”

Burst!

Yang Hao sprayed: "Protector? What are the four protectors of Mingjiao? Do you want me to simply dye my yellow hair and pretend to be the golden lion king? ”

"Damn, no culture!" The little monk scoffed: "Dharma protector is a very high profession, right, do you know Garan Bodhisattva?" ”

Yang Hao shook his head: "I don't want to become a monk, why study this." ”

The little monk pouted: "Then Emperor Guan Shengjun, you must know." ”

Yang Hao nodded: "Of course I know this, Yi Bo Yuntian Guan Second Master, those who do business and mix with society, all worship him, and sometimes they even take his third brother to make a cameo appearance as a door god." ”

"Hey, that's right, Emperor Guan Shengjun is in our Buddha Gate, he is the Garan Bodhisattva, and he is revered as the Bodhisattva of the Southern Protector Garan Saints."

The little monk said with a chiseled voice: "How about it, Emperor Guan and the Holy Monarch are all protectors of Buddhism, this profession is not ashamed, right?" So you can work part-time, and you can guarantee that you will have more face when you say it, really. ”

The corners of Yang Hao's mouth twitched: "Ahem, I guess others will only think that I forgot to take medicine." ”

The little monk looked regretful: "Okay, the coming day will be long, we won't force it now, maybe one day in the future, Brother Hao, you will understand?" ”

"Wu fart, brother just wants to get away with the red dust, and the ghost wants to be the ancient Buddha of the green light."

Yang Hao sneered, and was about to urinate, when suddenly the mobile phone rang, and the name of the contact displayed was very middle-two, it was 'Lord of Wisdom and Martial Arts', and the phone number was unknown.

This was Alice's call, Yang Hao hurriedly answered, and an electronic synthesized voice came from inside: "Someone has put something under your car, it may be a bomb, it may be a tracker or a bugging device." ”

"Although I think it's more likely to be the latter, but to be on the safe side, let someone deal with it."

Alice suggested: "Now that our security system has been initially established, it is necessary to be strong and train the team. Of course, if you have to keep your head down, then I didn't say it. ”

Yang Hao got up quietly, walked to the side and whispered: "Well, it should be a strong wave, you arrange for the security personnel outside to do it, and by the way, teach the other party's operators a lesson, I guess it's the people of Thunder Security, so there's no need to call the police to make a big fuss." ”

Alice was noncommittal: "It's up to you, anyway, it's the Tiger security and the agent who take the blame, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the suspicion is on our heads, we can't find any evidence." ”

The phone hung up, and in the dark night outside the airport, Tiger Security showed its fangs for the first time! (To be continued.) )