"I'll go!"

Yuan Meng was taken aback and almost didn't throw away his phone. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In his heart, he estimated that some neuropathic was secretly using the phone of a psychiatric hospital to play a prank.

But his accuracy is also too strong, and he immediately dialed Yuan Meng's place.

Now in the information age, science has proven that there are no gods and demons in the world.

Yue Lao, Yue Lao is a fictional character in mythology, specializing in matchmaking work, just like a matchmaking agency, is it possible that this guy has watched too many mythological dramas and is too deep in the play?

So he scolded directly, "You're insane." ”

"What is snake spirit disease, the diseases I know are wind cold, smallpox...... But what is snake essence disease, is it a disease that only gets after being bitten by a snake spirit? ”

"I'll go to your uncle's." The endless chatter on the other side of the phone deeply angered Yuan Meng, he felt that he was being tricked, maybe it was the guy named President Liang who played him, so he scolded angrily.

"It's not that what you said is wrong, you go to my uncle, my uncle has been gone for many years, you definitely can't go." The self-proclaimed Yue Lao said to himself.

"You're not done."

"Oh, I forgot to explain my business to you, here's the thing, I'm the old moon, the old man who helps the world have lovers and eventually become dependents, my deeds are well-known, do you recognize me?" Yue Lao started the endless chatter mode again, boasting to himself, how many good things he has done, how many marriages he has achieved, etc., he has said all his credits, not his credits, he has also said them all.

The most ridiculous thing is that once Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and the reason was to see him and ask him to help find a monkey spirit daughter-in-law.

"What exactly are you trying to express?" Yuan Meng is no longer able to complain, please, who hasn't read Journey to the West, and bragging has to be realistic.

"Listen to me, a while ago, Erlang God came to me to discuss with me, saying that he had taken a fancy to Fairy Chang'e, and coerced and enticed me to pull the red line for them."

"You also know that I'm just a little immortal, Erlang God is a relative of the emperor, and I had no way to lead him, and then Chang'e knew about it, and in a fit of anger, she snatched the yin and yang line of the red thread that I hadn't brought the two of them together and went to the mortal world, and the result was ...... As a result, she ended up at your house by accident. ”

Yue Lao gushed endlessly, and after talking for a long time, he finally got to the point a little.

"However, the time she went down was not according to the normal time, that is to say, she violated the trajectory of the Heavenly Dao, so she was counterattacked by the Heavenly Dao, so her personality may change greatly, and I don't know what the situation will become."

"Then you hurry down and take her away." Yuan Meng rolled his eyes.

"That's the hard thing, I'm too busy to get out of the Nether Realm because I'm too busy with some things, and the other Heavenly Soldiers are also inseparable from various things, so I have to ask you to help take care of it." Hang up, in vain, by the way, this is my fairy number, and it's also my WeChat ID, let's have nothing to do with it. ”

Doodoo ......

Listening to the sound of the phone hanging up, Yuan Meng finally understood that the person who called him was really a psychopath.

At this time, his stomach was "gurgling" again, and he had not eaten all morning, and he was hungry.

Eat something first.

However, at this time, he found himself empty-handed, the beer was gone, and the cooked food was gone.

Could it be that you have encountered a supernatural event, and everything is eaten by ghosts?

It's impossible, it's daylight, and even vampires, zombies, and other awesome ghosts don't dare to come out in broad daylight.

He scratched his head in confusion.

Immediately, he suddenly smelled the smell of meat and beer, as well as the sound of "chirp, chirp".

When I looked up, it turned out to be the woman called Chang'e by Yue Lao, who was sitting there eating the food he bought, eating happily, drinking beer from the can, and burping.

For the story of Chang'e, Yuan Meng has more or less heard of it, it is said that this old virgin who fascinated all living beings ate the elixir given to her boyfriend Hou Yi by a certain god by chance, and soared into an immortal.

Since then, he has lived in Guanghan Palace, leaving Hou Yi's infatuation to die alone in the world.

It is said that there was once a guy named Wu Gang who fell in love with her, but was punished by the old boy of the Jade Emperor to cut down a jade tree for a lifetime.

Hey, I heard that the old boy of the Jade Emperor is not a good cake, and he said that he once fell in love with Chang'e, but he was a tracheitis, and he belonged to the kind of thief who has a thief's heart but no thief's courage.

However, those things have been fabricated by later generations to add comedy, so they will not be verified.

Watching the meals gradually dwindle until they all disappeared, Yuan Meng could hardly believe his eyes.

It's hard to imagine that such a rice bucket is actually a master who has brought disaster to the country and the people.

But a beauty is a beauty, no matter if she is gobbling up, the way she eats will always make people associate it with beautiful words.

Seeing Chang'e's intoxicated face, and her little belly was still as flat as ever, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Taking a deep breath, he sat on the sofa and looked at this woman again, not to mention, this woman is really similar to Chang'e's outfit in the TV series.

"Where are you from?"

"I'm coming from the heavens."

“...... How did you get in? ”

"I'll be right here for you."

"Your name is Chang'e?"

"Yes."

"Where's your Jade Rabbit?"

"Here it is."

Yuan Meng "poofed", only to feel a nosebleed all over the ground, oh my God, where are you pointing? How can you refer to you?

But thinking about it, Yuan Meng also thinks that this is understandable, the modern novel industry is relatively developed, if you want to say chest pu, it will definitely be harmonized, so those writers exude all kinds of whimsical ideas, so using the word jade rabbit to describe the chest has gradually formed a trend.

Describe the chest ......

But this is not a novel, this is a real society, why do you point to your chest and say that this is the Jade Rabbit!

Aren't you tempting me in the red fruit?

"I still don't believe you're Chang'e." Yuan Meng said with a change of heart. This is a truth, he really doesn't believe that she is Chang'e.

Although this woman is indeed unreasonable, he absolutely does not believe that she is Chang'e.

As a member of materialism, he has always adhered to the theory of godlessness in the world, so believing in religion, gods, and ghosts is simply equivalent to a fart for him.

"Then how do you believe it?" Seeing that he didn't believe in himself, Chang'e was very stunned.

"I don't believe it, after eating, go wherever you like, I still have to live." Yuan Meng suddenly had an urge to conjure up some gold and silver treasures, but when he thought that there was no god in the world, he hid his impulse in his heart and waved his hand at her.