Chapter 1: Bai Ze's Travel
"Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate, the sun and the moon are shining, and the Chensu column is ......" The voice of the reading gradually became weaker, and Chong Jiang took the thousand-character text upside down, and secretly stretched out his head and glanced out of the door. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info turned out as a result, this head just stretched out, and with a snap, he was slapped in the face.
"Master......" Chong Jiang pursed his mouth and called Bai Ze in a sway.
I saw a man walking in outside the door, dressed in white and with black hair, with a delicate face, hooking eyebrows and eyes, a pair of peach blossom eyes, holding a wooden folding fan, and revealing the word "merry" all over his body.
"Where are you going?"
"Go to the thatched house."
"The thatched house is on the east side, what do you look at to the west?"
"I'm blind."
Bai Ze nodded approvingly when he heard this, and sat down on a cushion. Then just listen to the sound of the brush, the folding fan opens, the action is chic and charming, and the word "merry" is written in the center of the folding fan. Chongjiang couldn't help but roll his eyes, pretending to be struck by lightning. However, with a smile on his face, he said to Bai Ze flatteringly: "Master, how long can you let the apprentice out, I have been in the palace for five days, and I will not go out again...... It's going to get moldy. ”
"Moldy? You can go out now, but Yao Ji and a group of fairies and fairies are waiting outside, just waiting for you to go out and pay off the money. ”
Chong Jiang's throat moved nervously when he heard this, and he couldn't believe it: "No...... Yaoji, they're not such stingy people......"
Bai Ze didn't speak, closed the folding fan, knocked on the tea table, and made a crisp sound. Seeing this, Chong Jiang hurriedly stepped forward and poured a cup of hot tea for Bai Ze: "Master drink tea." ”
Bai Ze took a sip slowly, and then said unhurriedly: "Yaoji is indeed not stingy, but you don't look at how much trouble you have caused, not to mention stealing other people's century-old wine, and when you get drunk, you have stripped off the hair of other people's mounts, so that people don't dare to go out until now." ”
"But I didn't mean to......" Chongjiang retorted in a low voice, but he looked at Bai Ze's slightly raised eyebrows, and swallowed back the words later.
"I'm going to travel tomorrow, and it will take about half a month to get back. During this period, you memorized the thousand-character text for the teacher, and if the rolling melon that you didn't memorize when you came back from the teacher was ripe, you would sleep in the thatched house in the future. ”
Originally, Chongjiang was still happy for Bai Ze's travels, but when he heard that he had to memorize a thousand-character text, he suddenly made a bitter face: "Master, I am an immortal, what is the use of being a thousand-character text by that Laoshizi......
Bai Ze's peach blossom eyes glanced at Chongjiang, sighed quietly, and looked at Chongjiang's eyes with a bit of hatred for iron and steel: "The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, I am afraid of illiterate people like you." Saying that, I couldn't help it, and gave Chong Jiang's head a few more blows.
Chongjiang touched his brain, which was not painful, and pouted, but did not refute again. She is not stupid, if she makes Bai Ze angry again at this juncture, she will be the one who will suffer at that time.
Bai Ze didn't stay in the meditation hall for a long time, and chatted with Chong Jiang for a while before leaving. Chong Jiang obediently watched Bai Ze disappear from her field of vision, and when the person was completely gone, he immediately changed his face.
Memorize a thousand-word text? Go to its thousand-word text, too big, bet the biggest. Drink the most! Thinking of this beautiful day in the half moon, Chongjiang couldn't help but laugh a few times.
As soon as Bai Ze left, Chongjiang was like a wild horse that had escaped, and no one cared about her at all. Sleep until the sun is three poles before waking up lazily, after cleaning up, go to all corners of the heavenly court to gamble, lucky, win more, just find a little fairy in the Baihua Palace to buy a few jars of good wine and Changzhi to drink, occasionally drunk a little, go to lift the skirt of the little fairy passing by, see the little fairies blushing face and think it is interesting.
"You said that if my master came back and saw me like this, would he really let me sleep in the hut...... Hiccup...... "The night breeze is as cool as water, and the sky above the heavenly realm is like a mortal world, covered with stars, dotted with stars, dotted in the ink-black night sky, which looks extremely beautiful. Chongjiang lay on the boulder outside Changqing Palace, looking at the beautiful scenery above his head with drunken eyes, and pushed Changzhi, who was already drunk, with his elbow, while burping, and asked vaguely.
Changzhi was drunk and couldn't think clearly, and when he heard her words, he just laughed at her stupidly twice, but his eyes were closed and he fell asleep. Seeing this, Chong Jiang angrily slapped Changzhi's white and tender little face a few times, and then he was angry and conjured up pen and ink again, and wrote a few strokes on Changzhi's face. Haha, it's really domineering, the spirit of the king......
Chongjiang looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, staggered up, waved his hand holding the brush, and threw the pen out in a chic manner.
"Heavy ginger!"
There was a low scolding from behind, and Chong Jiang shook his body and turned around. The hazy eyes saw that there were two people standing before they met, and when they saw the first person, Chong Jiang couldn't take his eyes off. If you want to say that heavy ginger has three good, good gambling and good wine, the remaining one is naturally lustful. All over the world, as long as she has seen the beauties, she has recorded them. also published a book for this purpose, called the List of Beautiful Men in the Three Realms. As soon as this book came out, it was warmly sought after by women in the Three Realms, and it was once sold out of stock. Bai Ze was ranked second at the time, and because this book was too popular, after Bai Ze knew the existence of this book, he was angry, cut off her financial route, and burned up her treasured beautiful boy picture books, for which she beat her chest for a long time, and only came out of the shadows last year.
But these are not the point, the point is that this beautiful man is ranked first. The one who is in first place is the one who shines on God. However, this god Chongjiang has not seen it with his own eyes, but when he was looking through ancient books, he happened to see his face, and he suddenly felt shocking. Even if the pen and ink painting is expressive, it will still be much inferior to the real appearance. However, the burning photos that Chongjiang saw in the book that day were even a few points better than Bai Ze.
As for the scorching god, Chongjiang really doesn't understand. I only heard Bai Ze accidentally mention that it was the essence of heaven and earth at the beginning of creation, the absolute supreme yang energy in the two instruments, and the essence of the sun, and he was the most powerful and noble god in the heavenly realm. In today's world, there are only a few gods who are the most noble, and Bai Ze is one of them. And it's them, even if the Jade Emperor sees it, he will give three points, not to mention that they still have a noble candle to shine on the gods. However, it is said that tens of thousands of years ago, the god of burning light fell into the trap of the people of the demon world during the battle of immortals and demons, and slept somewhere in the heavenly realm, and has not woken up yet. So if you want to meet this legendary god, it is almost more difficult than her to quit gambling.
However, at this moment, what appeared in front of Chongjiang was a young man who was seven or eight points similar to the portrait of the scorching god. Regardless of the portrait for the time being, what appears in front of Chongjiang's eyes now is a living person.
The color word was a knife in his head, Chong Jiang's throat moved, and he slowly stretched out his hand and stroked the face that was enough to make thousands of fairies haunt their dreams......