Chapter Twenty-Three: Losing His Wife and Breaking His Soldiers

Li Gan was a little helpless, originally he just accompanied the landlord and aunt for a meal, but after the meal, he was dragged by Wang Yun, who was in high spirits, to go shopping. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Gan has a deep understanding of the pain of accompanying women to go shopping, and he was guilty of accompanying his girlfriend in college, and he wanted to refuse, but he couldn't say anything when he looked at the resentful eyes of the landlord and aunt.

"Li Gan, come and try this dress, I feel pretty good!"

"Good shoes, try them out! Well, sure enough. The waiter helped me wrap it, by the way, where is the belt in your house? ”

"Little Lizi, roll over to the old lady!"

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In one afternoon, Li Gan became a fitting rack, and it was a fully automated puppet type. Almost the landlord and aunt greeted Li Gan with tears in his eyes, and he had to try it, otherwise it would definitely be all kinds of titles, like flies, and his brain would be noisy, so in order to be sober in his mind, Li Gan could only obey his fate, obey and obey!

Finally finished shopping, Li Gan returned home with large bags and small bags of gifts, threw himself directly on the bed, and wanted to move, this afternoon he almost collapsed!

In the future, I won't go shopping with women even if I am killed! I'm dripping my legs, I'm dripping my waist! Even dripping belly wow! Li Gan gritted his teeth indignantly thinking about the landlord's aunt's behavior of abandoning him just now, he was supposed to take himself to a big meal, but he was kicked out of the car with a phone call and was hungry......

Ding dong!

Lord Land: Teacher, the effect of the spell in the afternoon is okay, right?

Li Gan was feeling sorry for himself when he suddenly received a message from the land lord, and he couldn't help laughing after reading it. The morning was thanks to the spell given by the land, and at the same time, Li Gan also had a little idea about the spell and couldn't help asking: "Land, does that spell have the ability to attack?" ”

He didn't know how to evaluate the ordinary deterrent talisman given by the land, mainly because Ma Rui's performance disappointed him a little, and the talisman didn't completely fight against her, and he was almost crazy with fright, and he really couldn't understand why his psychological quality was so bad.

Lord Land: Teacher, there are many grades of charms! The previous one could only be regarded as a yellow-level spell, with almost no lethality, and it was okay to deal with ordinary ghosts and demons, but as long as there was a little Taoism, it was basically ineffective. The lethality only needs the spell to reach the ground level, especially the flying sword talisman refined by some sword immortals can kill people for thousands of miles!

Damn, so awesome, awesome? Li Gan looked at the message sent by the land in disbelief, to be honest, what kind of sword immortals, what charms I have seen a lot on TV and in novels. But Li Gan never thought that he would be able to own it one day, and even use it.

Think about it when you hold a spell and yell at a certain enemy: Daoyou, please turn back, and then with a bang, a sword light flashed and the head fell to the ground, and the blood was all over the place.

The more he thought about it, the more excited Li Gan became, and his eyes lit up and he asked, "How to refine a ground-level talisman?" ”

Lord of the Land: .......

Isn't the teacher teasing me? He, a great power recognized by the Heavenly Dao, didn't even know how to refine the earth-level talisman? The land is confused, and it is really too naΓ―ve for Li Gan's question, especially for the land that has lived for hundreds of thousands of years.

I'll go, is the old man of the land despising the king? Your uncle, Lao Tzu is a mortal, do you know mortals? Hey, forget it, for the sake of the people who eat melons who still don't know the truth, forget it this time, if there is a handsome guy next time, you must let the great sage explode your 10,000-year-old chrysanthemum!

"Do you know that I've been busy writing books all these years, and I have fallen a lot of things in terms of cultivation, if it weren't for the favor of the Heavenly Dao, it is estimated that it would have turned into dust by now. You ask me, and if anyone is good at refining charms, I can buy them or exchange them! After thinking for a while, Li Gan understood why the Lord of the Land was at a loss, thinking about those kings who were touted by thousands of people, one day when I told you that I didn't know what the runes did, I guess your thoughts would be the same as the land.

Oh, I see!

When the land saw Li Gan's news, he seemed to understand something, but he couldn't seem to see what it was. It's like a veiled beauty, although you know that she is a beauty, but you can't see through the beauty to what extent.

Although I don't understand, the land feels that the teacher is really powerful. If he is familiar with the Internet, he will definitely revert to a sentence: I don't know how to do it! However, it did not prevent the land from admiring Li Gan at all, like the surging river that was out of control, and his eyes flashed with fanaticism to contact those gods who could refine spells.

After Li Gan sent the land lord, he still got up and fried two egg cakes for himself, and opened a pack of instant noodles to prepare a fairly hearty dinner for himself. Just about to do it, he suddenly received a message from Sun Dasheng.

Sun Dasheng: Hey, buddy, come here!

Hey uncle, don't you know that disturbing other people's meals is immoral? You are a fairy and don't eat, but buddy mortal body!

"Hello Great Sage, hehe! I don't know what the Great Sage is looking for? Although he wanted to scold Sun Dasheng to death in his heart, Li Gan, who had an idea, still showed a smile on his face that made him feel disgusting, and asked with a hint of flattery.

Sun Dasheng: Oh, it's nothing, just ask how the new book you prepared for me is?

"Ahem, you, what's your situation? It's not been a day yet, even if it's an immortal, it's probably not that fast, right? Li Gan felt a little unbearable, uncle, do you think copying books is so simple? There are a lot of modern terms in it, some Internet terms and what, what should I not modify?

Also, those words that slander certain people don't need to be changed, and it's no wonder that you won't be beaten out when the time comes!

Sun Dasheng: Well, brother, don't get angry, don't get angry! Then why have you been on fire lately, I'll send you some fruits from our Huaguo Mountain to taste, definitely make your heart cool after eating, do you like to eat bananas?

I eat your sister's bananas, Lao Tzu is a pure man!!

Eat bananas, you let a straight guy eat bananas? I'll go to your uncle, you must be a rescuer sent by the opponent!!

Sun Dasheng: Don't you like bananas? Do you want to eat watermelon or peaches? Oh, I see, you love peaches as much as I do! Catch, ten fairy peaches for you!

Ding dong!

System prompt: Congratulations to your friend Sun Dasheng for rewarding you with ten peaches, whether to receive it!

Damn, it's really a peach! Nima doesn't know how this fairy peach is compared to the peach, will she sit on the ground and soar after eating? Gotta get whoa, wow kaka!

System prompt: Receive ten immortal peaches and deduct 10,000 merit points!

I...... Your uncle's fairy library!! Li Gan looked at the ten peaches in his hand that looked very ordinary, just like those peaches that couldn't be sold on the stalls and wanted to cry without tears. What kind of peach is this, this is some malnourished inferior inferior peach wow! Also, why did you cheat Lao Tzu with 10,000 merit points, do you want to be so dark?

Sun Dasheng: Well, I'm sorry brother didn't pay attention to send you a bunch of rotten peaches just now! What, why don't I give you another batch?

I......! Poof, you, big, master, of, go, empty!

Li Gan looked at the news sent by Sun Dasheng and couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of old blood, stretched out his hand to raise the instant noodles in front of him and shouted: "Damn demon monkey, Lao Tzu fought with you!" ”

And then, then Ligan was dumbfounded again! As soon as I reacted, the face must not be lost, but as soon as I opened it, my hand was empty. What about your own instant noodles? Could it be that he flew away?

Ding dong!

Sun Dasheng: [smug expression] Brother, thank you, thank you! This side is good, strong and delicious, the fragrance is long, I didn't expect my brother to be so pot-bellied, thank you again, brother, let's go!

Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must fight with you!

Li Gan couldn't help but pick up his notebook again and wanted to find Sun Dasheng desperately, but suddenly thought of the fate of instant noodles and finally could only put it down in a daze, and sat on the sofa in a daze with some weakness.