"Hey, master, master!" Wei Haitian hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Qian Xiaodao, and the middle-aged woman also hurriedly persuaded him, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at the middle-aged man and scolded, "You old thing, go into the study and study your bullshit calligraphy and painting!" ”

"Humph!" The middle-aged man snorted coldly, "I want to see what kind of fame this kid who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to make a name for himself." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Qian Xiaodao licked his tongue and smiled.

Both of them are human spirits!

The double reed sings really well, and the acting skills are good, it's a pity not to go to Hengdian to film.

After that, the middle-aged woman opened the door, and as soon as she entered, she let out an exclamation, and then rushed in, slamming the door behind her backhand, while shouting, "Wait a minute!" ”

Then, a woman in pajamas, with hair like a bird's nest, was dragged out of the room by a middle-aged woman.

Qian Xiaodao didn't do anything, he looked at her ankles at first glance, and then said to the middle-aged woman: "Let's go to the living room, after all, it is a girl's boudoir, and it is not good for outsiders to enter." ”

Hearing this, the eyes of middle-aged women and middle-aged men couldn't help but flash a glimmer of light.

As soon as the group of people sat down in the living room, An Penny suddenly laughed at Qian Xiaodao, she deliberately pulled down her collar, revealing two round white rabbits: "This handsome guy, are you a virgin?" ”

Qian Xiaodao ignored An Penny and asked the middle-aged woman beside him, "Auntie, do you have flour at home?" ”

"Yes."

"Please prepare a basin."

"Okay."

After the middle-aged woman left, Qian Xiaodao said to Wei Haitian: "Please help her walk around the living room." ”

Although confused, Wei Haitian still walked around with the very uncooperative An Penny.

When the two were about to sit down, Qian Xiaodao suddenly said, "Wait a minute." ”

At this time, Qian Xiaodao stood up and pulled up the curtains in the living room.

The rich man's curtains are different, not only have two layers, but also have a super good shading effect, as soon as the curtains are closed, the house is immediately dark.

"Please turn on the lights, just turn on the left one."

After Zhang Liming turned on the left light, Qian Xiaodao asked Wei Haitian to force An Penny to the center of the living room, and said to everyone: "Can you see anything wrong now?" ”

Including the middle-aged women who came over with flour, they were also confused.

Qian Xiaodao sighed lightly and said, "Look at your feet." ”

"Feet, feet, nothing?" As soon as Wei Haitian lowered his head, he suddenly exclaimed, "Ah! ”

"What's wrong?" The middle-aged woman hurriedly asked.

"Penny, she, her feet are on tiptoe!"

Only then did everyone realize the crux of the problem.

At this time, Wei Haitian and An Penny were standing barefoot on the solid wood floor, but the shadows of the two were different, and An Penny's shadow was standing on tiptoe.

It was only then that Ampellia calmed down, and her eyes kept rolling.

The atmosphere in the living room was quiet all at once.

Then, Qian Xiaodao turned his head to the middle-aged woman and said, "Please take a kitchen knife, the kind of knife that usually kills chickens, fish, and meat, and then take a basin and put water in it, and put the kitchen knife in it." ”

At this time, the middle-aged man stood up and went straight into the kitchen.

Soon, he came out with a basin and placed it in the center of the living room.

Qian Xiaodao stood up and put the basin at the feet of Wei Haitian and An Penny.

"See for yourselves."

The crowd walked over and looked down at the basin, and through the light, they saw that in the reflection of the water, the top of Ampellie's head was actually glowing with a cyan light!

"This ......"

Everyone was shocked.

"What's going on?" The middle-aged man immediately burst out and stared at Ran Qian Xiaodao.

Qian Xiaodao shrugged his shoulders and sighed: "I'll give you a science popularization, in fact, there are many ghosts in our living environment. Among these ghosts, there are good ones, evil ones, and of course naughty ones. And the one attached to Ampelli is a green-headed ghost, belonging to the mischievous kind. They are generally virgins or virgins when they are alive, the men have been jerking off for many years, and the women are diamond oil every night. ”

"Poof!" Zhang Liming covered his mouth and laughed, "Diamond oil, this word is too vivid." ”

The middle-aged man glared at Zhang Liming and said coldly, "Please continue." ”

"Because of the ...... over"

"Self-discharge." The middle-aged man added.

"Yes, it's self-discharge, worthy of an old driver." Qian Xiaodao gave a thumbs up to the middle-aged man, ignoring his reaction, and continued, "Excessive self-deference, both men and women, lead to human disorders. In ancient times, men were the majority, but in modern society, the emphasis is on equality between men and women, and women's self-venting tools range from cucumbers, bitter gourds, eggplants, to teddies, huskies, and so on. If these people have not had normal human relations with the opposite sex before they die, then they will have no ** return after death, and they will go to the eighteenth layer of hell to suffer. Therefore, they must find a virgin and a virgin before the 14th of July, and carry out hehei on the premise that the other party is willing, and then conceive a baby, so that they can escape into reincarnation and reincarnate. ”

Zhang Liming and Wei Haitian glanced at each other, and the two said at the same time: "It's." ”

Qian Xiaodao shrugged, and then turned his head to look at Penny: "Hey, sisters, it's almost there." Don't you know that even if you find a virgin to solve the problem of the green head now, you will break up a match made in heaven, you know, such a sin will be greater, and the probability of being beaten into the beast path is also very high. ”

An Penny also looked aggrieved at this time, glaring at Wei Haitian viciously: "If it weren't for this bastard's early loss, I would have gone down to reincarnate a long time ago!" ”

Zhang Liming saw that this green-headed ghost was not terrible, and immediately said: "You just go to find someone else, virgins are rare these days, and there are so many virgins." ”

Penny sighed: "It's too late, tomorrow is fourteen, fifteen ghosts are on vacation, they will definitely go out before fourteen, and I won't have a place to hide at that time." Moreover, as you just said, virgins are too difficult to find these days, and I don't have enough skills to condense into entities, and even if I find a virgin, there is no way to solve it. ”

"I can help you."

"Really!" With that, Penny hurriedly stood up, ready to take off her pants.

"Hey, wait!" Qian Xiaodao hurriedly explained, "I mean, I have a way to help you condense the entity, although it is not long, ten minutes should be fine." Moreover, if you are a virgin, there are a lot of them around me. ”

"Really!?"

Qian Xiaodao shrugged: "Do you think it's interesting for me to deal with a rotten girl who is still a virgin even when she dies?" ”

An Penny glared at Qian Xiaodao viciously: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person." ”

Without responding to Penny, Qian Xiaodao said to the middle-aged woman beside him: "Auntie, do you have a small porcelain vase at home that you don't want?" ”

The middle-aged woman thought about it, turned around and entered the study without saying a word.

ps: Diamond oil came up after racking my brains, begging for a reward. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )