Chapter 2 It's a Dirt Bun
"Say. . . Who are you? In an instant, Sun Wukong also looked at Liu He suspiciously and asked. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"I'm human, my name is Liu He, I'm not a monster!" Liu He explained instantly.
Suddenly, Boomer also hurriedly got out of the car, raised his hand and said in surrender: "I am also a human!" ”
"I know you're human, but can you just shoot me and almost kill me?" Liu He yelled unhappily, rubbing his abdomen, which was still a little painful, and he didn't know why, he had become a lot stronger, otherwise, he would have really died under the other party's gun just now.
To this, Boomer also smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer, but Wukong circled around Boomer and wondered, "How strange are you?" Looks weak..? ”
"Of course, because I'm a girl!" Boomer said seriously.
Hearing this, Wukong smiled, "Oh! You're a girl, aren't you? I've heard my grandfather say that you must be gentle with girls, but... It's weird, girls don't have tails? ”
Unexpectedly, Wukong suddenly went to planed Boomer's skirt and instantly saw Xiao Nei, who was white and pink. Boomer blushed and hurriedly roared, "What are you doing? But when he saw the tail behind Wukong, he couldn't help but be stunned, and instantly hurriedly shifted his gaze to Liu He.
Seeing that he didn't have a tail, he instantly retorted: "He doesn't have a tail either?" ”
"Say. . . Yes? Wukong was also a little curious, circled around Liu He, and suddenly smiled: "I know, because you are all weirdos!" ”
"You're the weirdo, aren't you?" Boomer looked embarrassed.
"Tut~~" But suddenly, Liu He's stomach sounded a rumbling sound, and he couldn't help but hold his stomach and said bitterly: "How can you be hungry so soon?" ”
Wukong shook his head and smiled at Liu He, "Are you hungry?" Come to my house, right? Are you coming too? Strange woman.."
"Uh... It's strange there..? Boomer couldn't help but say, and immediately took out the Dragon Ball Radar, looked at it, and pointed and said, "Which direction is your house in, right?" ”
"yes, how do you know?" Wukong smiled curiously.
Boomer said, "Guess, okay, I'll go too!" Thank you! ”
"You're welcome, grandpa said to me, be gentle with girls!" Wukong dragged the tail of the big fish on the side and laughed.
And Liu He was also happy, looking at the fish that was bigger than a person, enough to eat a good meal, it seemed that his saliva was about to flow out, and hurriedly followed Wukong.
Boomer couldn't help but be stunned in place, sighed, and just chased after him: "What two weirdos... Wait, wait for me? ”
When Boomer followed, Wukong smiled, "Hey, woman, what's your name?" ”
Boomer hesitated slightly, then said; "My name is Boomer, what's your name?"
"Isn't it? Ha ha... What a strange name.." Wukong smiled, and then said: "My name is Sun Wukong, by the way, what about you?" ”
Liu He was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Didn't I say it just now, my name is Liu He!" ”
The three of them also laughed, and soon came to Wukong's house, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw the glowing four planets. Suddenly, Wukong was surprised: "Grandpa..? ”
"What grandpa, didn't you say your grandpa is dead?" Boomer wondered, and while talking on the way, she asked about Goku's house.
But as soon as he saw the glowing beads, he instantly brushed Wukong away and said with great joy: "Is it a dragon ball?" ”
"Don't touch it, it's a relic left by my grandfather!" Goku immediately stopped Boomer and said.
"Really, so stingy.." Boomer pouted.
Liu He searched around the house, but he didn't find anything to eat, is it really like his own house, destitute?
Suddenly, Boomer laughed, "Is that so? Sun Wukong, I will exchange something else for you? ”
"Don't!" Wukong vetoed it directly.
"Oh? So you're so precocious? Boomer suddenly laughed, wanting to do something, but suddenly stopped, looked at Liu He on the side, and saw Liu He staring at her stunned.
"Excuse me..." Boomer looked embarrassed and changed the subject: "Please, Sun Wukong, I'll borrow it, and I'll pay you back when the time comes!" ”
Wukong still shook his head and vetoed, and he was so angry that Boomer jumped, and Liu He interjected at this time: "That, what are you using this dragon ball for?" ”
Originally, Liu He was afraid that because of his appearance, the original story would be changed, but now that he looks at it, there are indeed some changes. simply, I also cut the topic to the point.
"This..?" Boomer was hesitant, she wanted to hide it, but she was stared at by the two of them, and she could only say: "It's just to find all seven of these things.." As he spoke, Boomer also took out the Dragon Balls with two different stars.
"Wow~ You also have two grandfathers?" Goku was surprised.
Boomer rolled her eyes again, "It's not Grandpa, it's Dragon Ball..."
"According to legend, as long as you find all seven dragon balls, you can summon a divine dragon, and the divine dragon will grant you a wish!" Before Boomer could speak, Liu He on the side narrated envy.
"Huh? How do you know? Boomer wondered, this was what she found out after consulting ancient books.
Liu He smiled: "Of course I know, I also know that your wish is to find a perfect lover..?" In the end, Liu He also hurriedly covered his mouth.
"Huh? You know this, too..? Boomer was shocked.
"I just guessed it.." Liu He smiled to hide it, and Booma also stared at Liu He suspiciously.
Wukong, on the other hand, sighed and laughed: "What a boring wish..."
"Don't worry about being bored, you will borrow me when the time comes, and you won't die?" Boomer hurriedly tricked him, and Goku fell silent.
Immediately, Boomer smiled: "If you don't feel at ease, just go on an adventure with me, right?" When the time comes, you can just borrow it from me, and besides, how boring are you living here alone? Men, you have to go out and practice in all directions, that is the real man! ”
"Huh? What's the outside world like? Goku said curiously.
Boomer smiled: "The outside world is very exciting, there are many interesting things, there are mountains, rivers, and the sea, in short, a lot of wide!" ”
"Alright then, I'll go with you!" Goku laughed.
"I'll go too, okay?" Liu He hurriedly raised his hand and said, in fact, he also wanted to eat and drink for nothing with him.
"You...?" Boomer paused for a moment, thinking that Wukong was quite strong, and it was okay to be a personal bodyguard for himself, and although Liu He looked weak, he didn't kill him with a single shot before, so he should be very strong, right? Then he said, "Yes, but you are not allowed to do some strange things."
Although Liu He is 12 years old, as a precocious age living in today's society, how can he not understand this? also smiled reassuringly: "Don't worry, I won't.." He felt that he could just have food, although he was interested in women, but he was not very interested, and for him, who was often hungry, there was nothing more important than filling his stomach.
"Huh? What's the strange thing..? Wukong on the side wondered.
Liu He directly changed the topic, "Don't worry so much, in short, let's eat first, shall we?" After eating, let's go! ”
"Okay.." Wukong laughed, and then went out to get a shelf, and put the fish on it and grilled it.
After baking, Wukong directly used a knife to divide it into several large pieces, and placed several pieces in front of the person. Such a big piece, Boomer can eat a piece, and he is already about to die.
But Wukong and Liu He didn't care, they opened their arms and gnawed wildly, without using chopsticks, just grabbing and gnawing with their hands. Boomer sweated profusely, but he still used a knife, took a small bite of a lady's food, and scolded the two of them in his heart: "It's really a dirt bun..."