Chapter 41: Lao Jiang, your daughter is too difficult to serve
Jiang Hanxue was sitting on the sofa watching the TV series, and she was quite devoted, and next to her, Bei Long handed over a notebook and a pen: "Mr. Jiang, please sign." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
With her eyes glued to the TV, Jiang Hanxue took the notebook and was about to sign her name by inertia, half of it was written, Jiang Hanxue suddenly came to her senses, picked up the notebook and looked at it, it was written: "I owe two thousand yuan to Beilong Soft Sister for the cost of buying gifts." ”
"Hey! Not really, right? Jiang Hanxue was speechless and unhappy: "This is also used to write an IOU?" Are you questioning my character? ”
"Mr. Jiang, I'm not questioning your character, don't you pay attention to the spirit of contract now!" Bei Long smiled and encouraged: "Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door." Since you will definitely give me the money, what are you afraid of with an IOU? ”
"Humph!" Jiang Hanxue glanced at him, and with a stroke of his pen, he signed his name and threw it to Bei Long.
"Just now we said that a yard is a yard, this is a gift reimbursement, I just checked the microwave oven and there is no problem, so it doesn't count your money. But Mr. Jiang, it's getting dark, it's almost time for you to go home, right? Bei Long sat on the single sofa, facing Jiang Hanxue across the coffee table.
"I'm not going home for a while, I'm going to stay with you for a few days." Jiang Hanxue stared at the TV with her eyes straight and said coldly, but a pair of small hands were quietly clenched, obviously she said this in her heart was not as relaxed as it seemed on the surface.
"What?" Bei Long said in surprise: "No, Mr. Jiang, I only have one bedroom here!" ”
Jiang Hanxue angrily pointed to the locked bedroom and said, "What do you mean!" Isn't that a bedroom? ”
"That won't work." Belon decisively refused.
"Why?"
"This is my home, I can't say no!"
Seeing that Bei Long was so resolute, Jiang Hanxue was also helpless, so she had to retreat and say, "Then I'll sleep in your room!" ”
"It's not good, I'm still a child......" Beilong's shy old face was flushed, and his little eyes were hooked.
"Vomit ......" Jiang Hanxue almost vomited, a green jade finger trembled and pointed at Bei Long, and only after a while did he blush and say, "What do you want!" I'll sleep in your room, you go sleep on the couch! ”
"Why?" When Bei Long heard this, he immediately turned his face: "This is my home, why do you sleep in the room and I sleep on the sofa?" ”
Jiang Hanxue just wanted to say that I would sleep on the sofa otherwise, but she didn't expect Bei Long to come to a twist: "You can sleep in a room, the daily rent is 500 yuan!" ”
"Why don't you grab it?" Jiang Hanxue's eyes widened: "I can live in a four-star hotel for 500 yuan a day, okay?" ”
"Then you go live." Belon lit a cigarette indifferently, and leaned back on the sofa and smoked beautifully.
Jiang Hanxue stood up suddenly, and then her figure stopped-she looked at her body, because she was angry with her family, she ran too quickly, not only wearing pajamas, but also wearing slippers on her feet, and carrying a mobile phone and car keys on her body.
This look came to Bei Long's house, it made the second aunt and Liu Dazui look weird, Jiang Hanxue was really embarrassed to go out for a walk again, not to mention going to the hotel to open a room like this. Even if she went to the hotel, she didn't bring her ID card, let alone a credit card or something, how to open a room?
In fact, Jiang Hanxue is not unable to find others, such as her good friend Ji Mingyue, but she didn't know what to think at the time, and the ghost sent her to Beilong's house.
But Jiang Hanxue thought about it, she really couldn't stand sleeping with Ji Mingyue.
This girl is really too heavy, when I didn't know it before, Jiang Hanxue and Ji Mingyue shared the same bed, and they were simply touched all over the body, Jiang Hanxue had no power to fight back, and when she got up in the morning, the sheets were all mapped......
Standing there, her face changed a few times, and Jiang Hanxue sat down angrily again: "Five hundred is five hundred, and I will give it to you together when I get to the company tomorrow!" ”
"That's right! Mr. Jiang, you have a lot of money, and you can pluck a foot hair that is thicker than my waist, this little money, drizzle! Beilong picked up the notebook and pen with a smile and wrote an IOU on it, and handed it to Jiang Hanxue: "Mr. Jiang, please sign!" ”
"You're got the hair on your feet!" Jiang Hanxue's little face was pale with anger, her little feet were snow-white and smooth, her skin was almost transparent, and she could vaguely see the cyan blood vessels, where was there any foot hair?
After signing, Jiang Hanxue angrily threw the notebook back to Bei Long: "Now I can watch TV quietly for a while, right?" ”
"Absolutely." Beron smiled and put away the pen and paper, and then began to undress.
"Stop!" Seeing this, Jiang Hanxue said with shame and anger: "What are you going to do, old rascal!" ”
"Take a shower." Bei Long said confidently, he just ran all the way back, even if the "Fire Phoenix Nirvana Sutra" is against the sky, he will sweat after all, so he plans to take a shower, otherwise it will be uncomfortable for his clothes to stick to his body.
"You! No, we have to make three chapters of the law! Jiang Hanxue immediately became serious: "I want to live in your house for a few days, and I also pay a daily rent of five hundred yuan a day for this, I have the right to make reasonable demands on my living environment!" ”
"What do you want to ask?" Belon put back on his half-stripped clothes, and asked with a cigarette in his mouth.
"First of all, after I move into that bedroom, you won't be allowed to come in without my permission!" Jiang Hanxue's cold eyes flickered with the flames of battle, she wanted to fight for her own rights and interests, and of course she also had the idea of suppressing Bei Long on the local battlefield.
"Oh, I still want to say it!" Bei Long said with a worried, apprehensive, and fearful face: "I'm used to sleeping naked, you can't sleep in the middle of the night, you can't play night attack on me!" ”
"Belon, I'm not joking with you, and I hope you can be respectful! I'm paying rent to live in your house, and now we're in a landlord-tenant relationship, and we're living together, so we have to consider each other's feelings.
"For example, none of us are allowed to wear revealing clothing except in separate spaces, so as not to cause discomfort to each other......"
Jiang Hanxue was interrupted by Bei Long's interjection as soon as she said this: "First, I don't have an independent space; Second, I don't mind if you wear something revealing, and you won't feel uncomfortable, even if you run naked at home, I will silently praise you! ”
"Old rascal!" Jiang Hanxue almost fainted, and she suddenly felt that she had chosen to come to Beilong's house without consideration.
She has grown so big, and her suitors are like carp crossing the river, and there has never been a person who can say such shameless words to a beautiful woman as casually as Belon.
Jiang Hanxue gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Bei Long, I hope you can be serious, obscene thoughts like yours are really burdensome." In that case, I'm going to be blunt, I want you to be able to show up in the common area in tank top shorts, it will make me feel uncomfortable! ”
"No, but I don't like to wear a lot of clothes in my own home, especially now that it's summer, do you know how hot it is in the summer in Huadu? Besides, my body has already been looked at by you inside and out, okay! At this point, Beron suddenly enlightened: "Oh - I see, is it to keep it fresh?" ”
"Fresh, you ghost!" Jiang Hanxue thinks that she can read countless people, has the ability to recognize people, and knows the way of the emperor, but she always has a very inexplicable gaffe in front of Bei Long.
Glaring at Bei Long fiercely, Jiang Hanxue continued: "Also, please don't smoke in front of me, it will affect my health." ”
“…… Anything else? "Bei Long regrets it, Lao Jiang, your daughter is too difficult to serve, and I knew that I should have kicked her out in the first place.
"Of course, you wait for a while, I'll list everything that comes to mind, and then discuss it together." Jiang Hanxue picked up the pen and paper as she spoke, and began to enter a serious state of work.
"Then you write slowly, I'll go take a shower first." Bei Long was too lazy to wait for her, so he went directly to the bathroom and took a cold shower comfortably, and then came out with his lower body wrapped in a bath towel and stepping on slippers. If you can write so well, why don't you write a web novel! ”
Jiang Hanxue ignored him, and concentrated on writing hard, Bei Long leaned over to take a look, and saw that the paper was full of Deng, and it was actually listed one, two, three, four, and couldn't help but gasp: "Mr. Jiang, this is too professional, right......?"
"A must!" Jiang Hanxue cocked her little nose and snorted, and then handed the handwritten agreement to Bei Long: "There is no basis for words, but there is evidence for words!" As you just said, now pay attention to the spirit of the contract, and first write all the problems that may occur into the agreement, so as to eliminate the mess afterwards.
"You see if there is a problem, sign it if there is no problem, and raise it if there is a problem, but I definitely won't change it."
Bei Long took it and took a look, only to feel that those small words were dense and dizzy at a glance, and it seemed that the small words would still move after reading too many small words, which was almost the same as Shi Potian reading "Taixuan Jing", and finally Bei Long couldn't help it, and simply and rudely threw this agreement out of the window.
"What are you doing!" Jiang Hanxue hurriedly chased after him and grabbed it, but how could he catch up with Bei Long's speed? Seeing the paper ball flying into the dark night sky, Jiang Hanxue was so angry that her willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were wide, and her silver teeth were grinding and creaking - I wrote this purely by hand! You just threw it away?
"Old rascal! You've gone too far! Jiang Hanxue glared at Bei Long angrily: "You don't agree that we can discuss again, why do you want to destroy the fruits of my labor?" ”
"What are you doing with those unequal treaties? Are you and I a mediocre and incompetent Qing government? Belon pursed his lips and said disapprovingly.
"Where is the inequality?" Jiang Hanxue asked seriously.
"You keep saying that you want to respect each other, but you keep calling me an old rascal, this is called equality? This is my home, you sleep in the bedroom and I sleep in the living room, this is called equality? Don't you know how hot it is in Huadu, why do I have to be dressed neatly when I sleep?
"You also stipulate that I have to wash all my clothes on time? Can't hang it with your clothes yet? I have friends who come and can't take them home? Do you have to go to the balcony or hallway to smoke? I also have to clean the toilet bowl with a toilet cleaner every day......"
Bei Long sneered: "I found out that you are a back!" ”
"What?" Jiang Hanxue was stunned.
"Up, down, left and right are two!"