Chapter 167: Tongue Lotus
When he returned to the hospital, the first thing he did was naturally to find Xiaotong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Xiaotong, last night was not what you thought." Zheng Yichen blocked the way of Xiaotong, who was blind to him.
Xiaotong clasped his hands around his chest, making the plump upper circumference even more impressive, and his tone was cold: "Then explain to me, what is the messy voice I heard on the phone last night!" ”
"Well, listen to me......"
Zheng Yichen was just about to explain to her clearly, Xiaotong suddenly covered his ears and shook his head and said loudly: "I don't listen!" I don't listen! ”
Zheng Yichen was instantly messy: "Why don't you listen again?" Didn't you ask me to explain? ”
Xiaotong looked at him in a dilemma, not knowing whether to say it or not, he couldn't hold his face anymore, and couldn't help but smile, smiling like a flower: "Okay, hurry up." ”
"Last night, when you called me, I wasn't at home, I went to Sister Yun's clinic for the past two days to sit in the night clinic, my leg was injured, and I slept at her house at night."
Xiao Tong had also heard some about Zheng Yichen and Sister Yun, and asked suspiciously, "Didn't you just go to her on Sunday?" Why go at night? ”
Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly, pointed to his leg and said, "Have you forgotten that my leg was injured on Sunday?" I couldn't treat the patient that day, so I had to wait for my foot injury to heal, and then I took time to go to the clinic in the evening. ”
"Even if you're staying at her house, how do you explain last night's ...... Quirky sounds? ”
Zheng Yichen shook his head and sighed: "Isn't this obvious?" The quality of the decoration in her room is not up to par, the sound insulation effect is too poor, and the sound you hear is actually made by her and her husband when they are doing errands. Sister Yun is really, the guests at home don't know how to be restrained, and sure enough, the woman is forty, like the Year of the Tiger......"
Xiaotong raised his eyebrows: "Yesterday's voice is delicate and pleasant, but it doesn't look like the ** voice of a forty-year-old woman." ”
"Well, you are not enough, although Sister Yun looks like Mama Rong, she was born with a Lin Chiling-style baby voice......"
Zheng Yichen saw the move, calmly, answered the questions thrown by Xiaotong one by one, and gradually resolved her suspicions and vigilance.
Rao is clever tongue, still underestimating a girl's stubbornness, Zheng Yichen's explanation is reasonable, Xiaotong still refuses to be gullible: "Really fake? ”
"Of course it's true, do you think I'm the kind of person who goes out and?" Zheng Yichen's face was righteous and awe-inspiring.
Xiaotong also knew what he was, otherwise he wouldn't have listened to his explanation, and the resentment in his heart finally disappeared, although he said hardly: "It's hard to say." His complexion softened a lot.
Zheng Yichen observed his words and looks, knowing that he had uncovered this page, and took the opportunity to change the topic: "By the way, what did you call me yesterday?" ”
"I just want to inform you that this Saturday is my birthday, hurry up and think about what birthday gift I want to give Miss Ben, so as to repay my kindness to you on weekdays."
Zheng Yichen smiled: "Gift? With my brain and emotional intelligence, it's hard to think of what to give to please you, or else, discount it, give you a few hundred yuan, and buy whatever you like. ”
"So insincere." Xiaotong's tone was obviously cold.
"Who said that it was insincere, this also proves from the side that our friendship is as strong as the yuan......
"Whatever you want, this is an ultimatum, if you don't care anymore, I know what to do!" Xiaotong walked into the ward.
"One moment angry, one moment happy, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea. Also, what does an ultimatum mean, exactly? Zheng Yichen looked at her back, shook his head and smiled bitterly.
At this moment, someone slapped him from behind, Zheng Yichen looked back, and a shocking face came into view.
On the huge face, the two eight-character eyebrows are raised high, and they are connected together at the top of the forehead, forming a heart-wrenching "several" character.
The eyes that are cloudy like dead fish are matched with long pale green false eyelashes, and the left half of the face is coated with a thick layer of foundation, but it can't hide the full pimples, and the right half of the face has no acne, so the foundation is not so thick, which also causes the skin tone of the two sides of the face to be very incongruous and become a yin and yang face.
There is also the sparse stubble on the lips, the bloody mouth smeared into crimson, and the yellow front teeth, all of which give the viewer the enjoyment of ugliness.
These facial features, just taking out one, are enough to brighten people's eyes, not to mention that the brain is concentrated on one face, and the visual impact can be imagined.
Zheng Yichen was too frightened, and couldn't help screaming: "Ghost! ”
"Ghost you sister! It's me. The man was furious and said in a rough voice.
"Deng Suying, why are you dressed like this?" Zheng Yichen heard a tone as ugly as before, and then he recognized that the person was Deng Suying.
"Don't you know? The diamond king who often makes a cover character in fashion magazines was hospitalized with gallstones, and was going to have surgery this afternoon, and the sisters agreed that I had the charm to fascinate him, so they sent me to help him insert a urinary catheter, and I could see the little friend of the male god, and I was really a little excited to think about it. The corners of Deng Suying's mouth began to drool.
"What a pervert! Honestly, did they really take the initiative to give you this opportunity? You don't use some coercion and inducement? ”
"Well, ah, no."
"Tell the truth!" Zheng Yichen pressed forward step by step.
Deng Suying gritted her teeth and reluctantly revealed the truth: "I promised to invite them to eat pizza at Pizza Hut at night to get this opportunity, okay?" ”
"Okay, listeners have a share, don't forget to add me."
"No problem, you have to answer me a question before that, can I surprise him when I go to see him in this costume?" Deng Suying gritted her teeth and agreed, and threw out another question.
Zheng Yichen pretended to look at it a few times, and commented with his chin in his hand: "Absolutely surprised, full of fright!" But there are also advantages, he will definitely not have a hard urge, and it will be easier for you to insert a urinary catheter, haha. ”
"the! The dog's mouth really can't spit out ivory. Deng Suying's "eyebrows" were even more tangled, and the thick foundation fell like snowflakes, turning his head and leaving.
Zheng Yichen said loudly: "If you want to compare Su Ying to Sadako, it is not appropriate to wear heavy makeup!" You...... It's better to look without makeup. ”
Deng Suying didn't look back, his hands were behind his back, and he made an indecent gesture at him.
Zheng Yichen laughed, and after a while, he realized that something was wrong, stopped laughing, and looked embarrassed.
With a quick tongue, he realized that he had run away from two girls in less than ten minutes.
He suddenly remembered what the taxi driver had told him: those men who quarreled more than girls couldn't find a girlfriend in the end, and then became extinct from the face of the earth.
Zheng Yichen shuddered: This ...... This is the rhythm of solitude for a lifetime!
He returned to the office and got about his daily routine.
"Yichen, there is a call for you." Li Qiuxia, who was on duty, knocked on the door and entered, slammed Zheng Yichen's mouth, looked skinny, and motioned for him to come out and answer the phone.
Zheng Yichen got up in response, went to the nurse's station and picked up the phone, and when he heard the speaker's voice, he realized that it was Nie Lao calling.
"Boy, I have something urgent to find you, tell me honestly, and give you the topic, how are you studying?" Nie Lao's tone was a little hurried, and his words were like arrows, and he couldn't help blurting out, Zheng Yichen digested it for a while before he could hear what he said.
Zheng Yichen frowned: Didn't you say that you would give me a month? It's only been less than a month, and I'm calling again!
When he thought about it like this, he was also a little unhappy in his heart, and said lightly: "Well, for the time being, there are some eyebrows, the general research direction has been established, and it is only necessary to implement the specific plan and research ......."
Nie Lao interrupted him: "I don't care about the rest, I just want to ask you one thing now, can you guarantee that acupuncture can be used to greatly shorten the recovery period of a fracture patient?" ”
Zheng Yichen sensed a hint of something wrong from his fiery speaking state: Although Nie Lao has always been a fiery personality, he has never been so rude, so there shouldn't be any unexpected changes, right?
As soon as he thought of this, he asked out loud: "Elder Nie, is something happening?" ”
Elder Nie let out a long sigh: "Alas, on the phone, I can't tell you clearly for a while, after you finish the work at hand, bring the tools of acupuncture and moxibustion, and come to the inpatient department of the orthopedic department, I will wait for you." After that, he hung up the phone.
Zheng Yichen followed the step-by-step process, wrote the medical records, and after giving the doctor's orders, he explained to Chen Yong, pushed open the office door, and set off for the orthopedics.
With the rapid development of urban planning, chaotic traffic problems have become a potential safety hazard, and in the past decade, the number of people who have been seriously injured by car accidents has increased exponentially.
The frequency of traffic accidents has led to a much higher number of orthopedic patients than ever before.
Therefore, the orthopedic inpatient department, constantly expanding, has become the highest performance department of the central hospital, so that people in other departments see it, their eyes are red, and some doctors regret that they chose the wrong medical specialty in the first place, and they can't catch up with this wave of "road killers are as many as dogs".
After Zheng Yichen arrived at the orthopedic department, he looked at the criss-crossing signboards above his head, and he was a little dizzy.
It turned out that in order to improve work efficiency, Nie Zefeng, director of the Department of Orthopedics, had already classified orthopedics two years ago and subdivided it into several different areas, including trauma, spine surgery, joint surgery, hand surgery, microsurgery, bone tumors, pediatric orthopedics and other seven or eight different departments, and Nie Lao only asked him to go to the orthopedic inpatient department, but did not say which specific department, no wonder Zheng Yichen hesitated after reading the sign.
He had no choice but to call and inquire about Nie Lao, and learned that others were in the office of the joint surgery department, and according to the guidance of the street signs, he arrived at the department, entered the office, and found that in the huge office, only Nie Lao was included, frowning, smoking a stuffy cigarette, and dozens of cigarette butts were scattered randomly on the clean floor.
Zheng Yichen was slightly surprised when he saw his distraught look, Nie Lao has always shown people with an image of being happy and heartless, and he has never seen him at a loss.