I leaned over to Monk Shide and raised my eyebrows up and down: "Then Master Shide, do you also miss women at night?" ”

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"You kid, my senior brother Shide is profound in Buddhism, how can you think about such a mess." Monk Shijue's eyes widened.

I pursed my lips, how did this Liberation see how unhappy I was anyway, so I looked at him and smiled disdainfully: "What about you, your Buddhism is not as profound as Master Buddha, do you want to?" ”

"You ......" Monk Shijue's face turned red.

As soon as I looked, wow, these old monks turned out to be all young men's hearts, so pure, I immediately came to nature, and teased this usually serious and fierce monk: "Just think about it, they are all men, what are you afraid of." ”

Monk Shijue snorted coldly: "I don't want to, although I don't have the cultivation of my senior brother, I still have this realm." ”

I "cut" again disdainfully, pointed at him and said, "You great monk, don't tell the truth. I turned to Shadger and asked, "Master Shadt, you said, didn't you ever think about it, you didn't think about it when you were young?" ”

Monk Shide smiled again, and said with an embarrassed and honest face: "When I was young...... I really wanted to, but as I studied the Dharma, it faded away. ”

I leaned over to him again and asked lewdly, "What about now?" Do you still want to think about it now? ”

Monk Shide's head was sweating when I asked, and his eyes were also erratic, "I can do it without moving, I can do it without moving." ”

I clapped my hands gently: "Sure enough, it's a master." ”

Monk Shijue snorted coldly at my face and disdained it. In his eyes, I should only have three words to describe, "not into the stream".

Anyway, we don't like each other, and when I think about it, I guess he and my dad are in the same situation.

"The noodles are ready." The hunchback brought a bowl of noodles.

When he was brought to my desk, he glanced at me, his eyes flashing.

Those juniors and disciples were all hungry, and they raised their chopsticks and wanted to eat a big meal, but they were stopped by Shi Jue: "Wait." ”

Shi Jue stared at me and said, "You eat first." ”

I was stunned, did he find out, wouldn't he?

"Senior brother, there's no need, Cheng Shuai has been sitting here." Monk Shide said.

"Senior brother, you kid is very slippery, who knows if he knows this boss or not, have you forgotten about letting people put chin beans in our meals back then."

Croton? That's not a laxative,, Dad, you're really bad.

But you don't care about the loss, this time it was pit on the son, and it was really the father's debt to the son.

I hurriedly said, "I don't know the owner of this shop at all, and even if I knew him, I wouldn't have poisoned so many of you, and this is not a black shop." ”

Who knows that the release of enlightenment really can't listen to a single tendon, and he can't live or die, "You take a bite first, it doesn't matter." ”

I'm out of ideas now, look at the noodles in this bowl again, it shouldn't be another snake, insect, rat and ant tricks.

I swallowed my saliva and used my chopsticks to stick a stick of noodles, can I eat this......

"This guest officer, it's wrong for you to talk like that, you mean my face is poisonous?" The rickets limped to the table.

The one-armed monk looked at him, as if he couldn't see clearly, and blinked.

"Boss, that's not what my junior brother meant......" Monk Shide wanted to play a round.

The rickets would certainly not give him this chance, and asked aggressively, "Then what does he mean?" If you don't like my noodles, don't eat them, pay and leave. ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the junior brothers turned blue, and it was not easy to wait for a mouthful of hot noodles, and it was difficult to soak in the soup. Although this monk is a senior brother, he has a cold temperament and a bad temper, and his popularity is definitely not good.

Immediately, all the senior brothers went to comfort the boss, which was a bit like this senior brother thinking too much.

How could the monk Shijue look at the corners of other people's faces, and still looked at me with fierce eyes: "Since it's okay, you can taste it." ”

I stared at the noodles in the bowl, my eyes widened, and I remembered the bowl of noodles that Chen Baoer got for me that day, and I was cold behind my back.

This side must be poisonous, and it is not ordinary poison, it must be all disgusting snakes, insects, rats and ants.

"Don't you dare to eat it?" Monk Shi Jue was even more suspicious of my performance.

I looked at the noodles and thought to myself that if I didn't take a bite of it, it should be poisonous.

"Eat...... Eat it. "I put the noodles to my lips and was about to put them in.

I'm stupid, I really eat it, so I quickly threw away the noodles when I thought about it, turned my head and ran: "You can eat it yourself." ”

I heard the monk behind him jump up: "Don't let him run!" ”

I hadn't taken a few steps before I felt a dark wind rise behind me, and it was completely dark behind me.

When I turned my head to look, I saw that the lanterns had long been extinguished, and the monk was shouting: "There is an evil thing, it is a way to obstruct the eyes!" ”

At this moment, a blue light flashed, reflecting the old face of the rickets, and a yin qi surged around him.

"Damn, hurry up." Taking advantage of the fact that those monks couldn't come back to their senses for a while, I wanted to hurry to the night market opposite where there were many people, but I saw that the lights on the other side had been extinguished at some point, and there was darkness in front of me and I couldn't see anything.

"What's going on...... I was a little stunned, standing in a dilemma, how did I feel more dangerous over there than behind me.

"Boy, come with me." At this time, I saw Huai Wumu coming out of nowhere.

This guy is the best at tricks, and it is estimated that he has arranged it in the store, otherwise even if the rickets are a big evil, they may not be able to hide their yin qi so well.

"With you? You're kidding me......" I was so frightened that I had to find a place to hide in quickly.

Huai Wumu pointed to the night market that was still brightly lit just now, and said, "There are all rakshasa ghosts over there, do you want to send them to death?" Obediently, come with me, when did our ghost king hurt you. ”

"......" is really true, and I am speechless, but I can really believe in ghosts. That Jade Ghost King must have a purpose, but I don't know what the purpose is.

Huai Wumu was about to jump up in a hurry: "Hurry up, it's almost too late, the Rakshasa ghost will arrive soon, and our people won't be able to withstand it for too long." ”

I gritted my teeth: "Let's go." ”

Huai Wumu immediately grabbed me and pulled me forward as fast as a fly. At his feet, the road became very strange, sometimes it was a path, and then it became a grass, and my whole body seemed to fly, and in a blink of an eye, I actually appeared at the school gate.

"Alright, you go quickly." After saying that, the acacia wood disappeared, like a gust of wind.

"Huh? Cheng Shuai, why haven't you gone back yet? Zhang Kai just came out of the Internet café, as if he was going to buy supper, and he laughed evilly: "Oh, did you not defeat your net worm after all, and ran back again." (To be continued.) )