Chapter 124: Mom Asks Me Why I'm Kneeling Online
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In the courtyard of the Zodiac Hall.
"Xiaoyou, still don't feel angry?"
Prince Ma is roasting tea with the ancient method, and the unknown pale green tea leaves, under the scorching flames, quickly change color and curl, exuding a unique aroma.
Yang Hao was looking at his mobile phone in a daze, and when he heard the words, he came over and sat down, shrugged his shoulders and said, "No, I don't feel tired standing now, but I just haven't experienced that kind of mysterious feeling, maybe I really don't have the talent in this area." ”
Ding dong!
WeChat rang again.
Yang Hao looked down, and Liu Qing sent a Weibo link.
Liu Qing: This is what attracted the attention of the Donghai men's basketball team, and it is said that many clubs have paid attention to it, so Principal Zhang is looking for you in a hurry. Anyway, the car is coming, see you later.
Yang Hao frowned and clicked on the link.
The video is obviously his own game in the Normal Academy, and Yang Hao didn't watch it much.
On the contrary, it was the various divine comments of netizens that blinded his kryptonite eyes.
The baby is bitter: I accidentally clicked on the blogger's video just now, and now it turns out to be ...... Mom asked me why I was on my knees to surf the Internet!!
Qingfeng Mingyue: Thank you for the friendly reminder, but I still want to say...... Please take my knees!
Tang Nantianwang: Blogger, this video has added stunts, right? Now the question is, can you add some stunts for me? Don't be so cool, I only need three meters long legs, kneel and beg!
……
Yang Hao glanced at the comments a few times, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his eyes.
"Alas, sure enough, a male silver like my brother, no matter how low-key he is, is like a flash in the dark night, and sooner or later he will blind everyone's kryptonite eyes!"
Yang Hao laughed at himself, thought about it, and explained a few words to Prince Ma: "Old Ma, Principal Zhang and they will come to ...... later."
Balabala, he briefly explained what happened.
Prince Ma is worthy of being a descendant of the royal family, his face is calm, and he nodded lightly: "Don't worry, do it boldly according to your own ideas, in my place, just a Principal Zhang, can't bully you." ”
As he spoke, he mentioned it casually: "By the way, in a few days' Universiade, I also have to mean it." Let's not talk about martial arts projects, they are all routines and shows, and you won't use them when you go up, so let's talk about it when the time comes. But in athletics, you'll have to save face for me. ”
"No problem, don't say anything else, high jump, long jump or something, I still have some special skills."
Yang Hao readily agreed, and asked with squeezing his eyebrows: "Old Ma, do you think it's better for me to break the domestic record or the world record?" Or just be ruthless and make humanity despair? ”
Prince Ma rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Don't worry, I won't force you to be in the limelight, breaking a domestic record means that it's almost the same." ”
After a while, Prince Ma handed Yang Hao a cup of tea, picked up a cup himself, sniffed it gently, and his face was full of intoxication: "Try it, this is a good thing passed down from the ancestors, and it is difficult to see it again now." ”
Yang Hao's attainments in the tea ceremony are still shallow, so he can only swallow two sips of dates.
"Good tea! First bitter and then sweet, the aftertaste is long, drinking this cup of tea, it is really fragrant. ”
Even if he doesn't understand the tea ceremony, it doesn't prevent Yang Hao from tasting tea, after genetic strengthening, his taste buds are far more sensitive than ordinary people.
"Hehe, of course, this tea is not an ordinary product, it is called 'Green Emperor of Tea', but it is a special product in the royal garden."
"It's a pity that the war was in the past, and the good things were almost destroyed, and now it's hard to find them again. Moreover, my tea ceremony technique is also a royal secret, called 'Seeing the Dragon and Unloading the Armor', which is specially used to match the 'Green Emperor in Tea'. ”
"It's a pity that I lacked the 'Bright Moon and Clear Spring' of Penglai Immortal Pavilion in Xiangshan back then, otherwise the trinity, I would be able to cook the 'Dragon Emperor Moon Gaze', which is a peerless tea that only emperors can enjoy!"
Prince Ma Balabala explained a few words before taking a sip and savoring it.
Yang Hao couldn't help but complain: "Ahem, Lao Ma, to be honest, I have a roommate named Jiang Tianxi in my bedroom, and he is also a good hand at invisible pretending." But compared to you, that kid is still not enough to class! ”
Prince Ma was slightly stunned, and then frowned: "Jiang Tianxi? The freshman of Ma Zhe's major this year? ”
Yang Haoqi said: "He is indeed a student of Ma Zhe, old horse, do you know Tianxi?" ”
Prince Ma snorted coldly: "Old man Jiang's precious grandson, he is also qualified to compare with me?" Hmph, although their Jiang family is also a big clan of gate valves, and it has become more and more prosperous in the past hundred years, but the bloodline is shallow after all, how can it be compared to me, a true dragon descendant! ”
Burst!
Yang Hao almost didn't spray a castrated version of the 'Dragon Emperor Moon Mochizuki' on Prince Ma's face.
"Old Ma, really, I really accept your invisible pretending strength. Compared with your old man, Jiang Tianxi is simply a scumbag! ”
"Hmph, that's a must, it's the so-called three generations of officials and eunuchs, so they know how to dress and eat." The old man was really proud, and his face was full of disdain: "How many years has his old Jiang family been prosperous, and there are still many things to learn." Just talking about this tea ceremony, there is no inheritance of several generations, and he is embarrassed to take it out to meet people, so as to save him from being laughing and generous. ”
Yang Hao smiled: "Hehe, Lao Ma, what kind of Jiang family do you have a deep grudge against this?" ”
"That's not it, although I am a descendant of the royal family, but the dynasty has changed, the prestige is no longer there, and it has long since declined over the years."
Prince Ma didn't hide it, and said bluntly: "And this Jiang family is a prominent family in the East China Sea, and a few years ago, he was even secretly called the 'King of the East China Sea' by some good deeds. ”
"That Jiang Tianxi's grandfather is a big man who calls for wind and rain, and his style is so domineering. I won't hide it from you, back then, that guy actually wanted to accept me as a staff member, but he actually took a fancy to my imperial secret art. ”
Burst!
Yang Hao sprayed again, full of black lines: "Emperor Secret Technique? Old horse, what age is this, and does anyone really believe this? ”
Prince Ma scoffed: "Hmph, you haven't seen the essence of this, just like the inner boxing, before you practice the sense of qi, no matter what I say, you won't understand the subtleties in this." ”
"Uh, well, I really haven't seen anything about it, why don't you show me a demo?"
"Demo? Imperial secret art is divided into five disciplines and eight categories, and I am not a whole. However, there is a miraculous skill among them, which is widely spread in the wild history, and you should have heard of it. ”
"Divine power? Wild history? Could it be the legendary chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan's peerless divine skills, the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths shook his head and was afraid of the thunderbolt golden light and thunderbolt palm? ”
Puff puff!
This time it was Prince Ma's turn to squirt.
"Ahem, cough, little friend, don't bully me for being old, just think I haven't watched Stephen Chow's movie!"
Prince Ma wiped the tea in embarrassment, and said angrily: "Let me tell you, it's 'Emperor Divine Skill', have you heard of it?" ”
Yang Hao looked confused: "Emperor Divine Skill? I haven't heard of it, otherwise I must remember such a domineering name. ”
Prince Ma smiled: "I haven't heard of this, Xiaoyou, it seems that your Hongchen experience is not enough." ”
"Red dust experience? This has something to do with the emperor's miracles? ”
"Hmph, what do you think the emperor's magic is? Let me remind you, think about it, the emperor has seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courts, and three thousand beauties in the harem, if there were no unique skills, wouldn't he have been sucked dry a long time ago? ”
Burst!
"I'll it, it turns out to be this indescribable miracle!"
Yang Hao was stunned, and asked with black lines: "Hey, hey, old horse, tell me honestly, have you practiced this magic skill?" Otherwise, how could that Indian girl last time be like this to you? ”
Prince Ma spread his hands: "Please, I just used my imperial magic skills to communicate with her Tianzhu secret technique, but in the end she was defeated." ”
Yang Hao stretched out his thumb: ", old horse, you are awesome!" ”
"Hey, hey, what's going on, little friend, do you want to learn my imperial skills? Let me tell you, as long as the magic is small, it is not too easy to lift three or five red bricks. ”
"me, so violent? I ......"
Yang Hao was taken aback, but before he finished speaking, Ma San came in.
He respectfully asked Prince Ma: "Master, someone is looking for him, claiming to be from Tunghai University, can you see him?" ”
Prince Ma looked at Yang Hao, who nodded.
"You can't hide, so let's see." (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )