Although Xiaoli couldn't move, her body was trembling all the time, and large beads of sweat flowed down her forehead, and Xiaoli felt that she was about to pass out. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

But the ghost sent Xiaoli just couldn't pass out, she watched in a daze as the skeletal hand stretched out in front of her face, and then it "gently" stroked her face.

Cold, lifeless, jagged bones, this was all that Xiaoli could feel, and Xiaoli was horrified to see that the hand had been reaching into her face.

The hand was invisible, and he didn't feel anything. Xiaoli felt colder and colder, and frost had begun to form on her hair.

"Do you want to see your true destiny? Okay, I'll satisfy you, and I'll make all the men prostrate at your feet. ”

The girl in the mirror stood up, and she climbed up to the mirror as if she were climbing through a window, and then the girl came out of the mirror, and it slowly got into Xiaoli's body......

"Xiaoli, are you going to the toilet?"

The confused Yuyu rubbed her eyes and got up. She was bloated because she drank too much beer at night, so Yuyu was ready to go to the bathroom.

Xiaoli said "um" and let go of the bathroom door, Yuyu walked in with her eyes closed, and when she passed by Xiaoli, Yuyu muttered:

"Hey, it's so cold, why did you forget to close the window again?"

……

After a whole night of cultivation, Sun Wukong felt very comfortable, he stretched his waist, and the bones of Sun Wukong's whole body made a "crackling" sound, Sun Wukong knew that yesterday's cultivation effect was good.

After all, he was already standing in a very high position back then, and Sun Wukong had a deep understanding of cultivation, so his cultivation progress was far faster than back then.

"Five hundred years! I had been cultivating for 500 years before I became Bi Ma Wen, so it shouldn't take so long in this life, right? ”

Standing in front of the mirror, Sun Dasheng straightened his collar, and the person in the mirror was dressed in a straight suit, looking really suave.

"Yes, yes, my grandson is indeed very handsome."

This is normal, an immortal Buddha who has attained the Tao, his body has long been cultivated to the extreme, and Sun Dasheng has the most perfect appearance of human beings.

is close to 1.9 meters tall, in fact, Sun Wukong is really short among the immortals, but this is the mortal world!

snapped his fingers, and a faint flame scurried up on Sun Dasheng's finger, which was the primary samadhi true fire - Sun Wukong's natal fire source, and he finally cultivated it.

Sun Dasheng's five elements belong to fire, so when he was a Monkey King, he relied on his fire attribute cultivation to fight all over the world, even Laojun's Dan furnace couldn't help him, just because Sun Dasheng was a "monkey spirit" that came out of the fire.

But since he escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Sun Dasheng felt strange, everything he cultivated had a faint golden color, could it be the reason for the spirit bead?

The exercises in the Dingling Bead are absolutely supreme divine skills, many exercises Sun Wukong has only heard, and now Sun Wukong has chosen a "Thousand Likes" - a luxurious upgraded version of seventy-two changes, which can transform without restrictions.

This exercise is very difficult, it is based on profound cultivation, and Sun Wukong's ability is far from enough now, but Sun Wukong still decided to cultivate it.

As the so-called ten thousand laws are the same sect, all the exercises in the Dingling Bead are cast and cultivated first, and the cultivation of "Ten Thousand Likes" is also building a solid foundation, and it is also cultivating the spiritual power of Sun Wukong.

Looking at the figure in the mirror that had just become trance-like, Sun Wukong sighed: "It's still not good, the current cultivation is really too bad." ”

Just as Sun Wukong was sighing here, he heard the sound of shouting from outside the villa, and Chen Xiaoyi walked in excitedly.

"Master, master, good news, good news."

Seeing that Chen Xiaoyi was sweating profusely, Sun Dasheng pressed the remote control, the air conditioner in the living room turned up, and the cold wind blew on Chen Xiaoyi's body.

"Comfortable...... Comfortable ......, by the way, master, I have good news for you. ”

Sun Dasheng listened, and Chen Xiaoyi began to speak proudly:

"Master, I've taken care of your enrollment. The Provincial University of Technology agrees to accept you as a self-financed student – undergraduate indicators. ”

Hearing that he could learn science and technology, Sun Wukong was also very happy, and immediately Chen Xiaoyi took the great sage out of the door, and the two went straight to the university.

When I entered the university town, there were suddenly more young people on the streets. The students walked up and down the street, and the girls and boys hugged each other.

With a "pop", the couple in front of a hotel kissed, and the sound was like opening the cap of a champagne bottle, and Sun Dasheng's eyes were dazzled.

"Little, little, little Brother B, is this your current private school? It's huge! ”

……

The dean of teaching received them very warmly, and after hearing that Sun Dasheng wanted to adapt to the environment in advance, the dean of teaching agreed that Sun Dasheng was sent into the class by a special person.

Engineering mold design, Huang Shiren chose such a major for Sun Dasheng, which is the most suitable and new discipline in modern society.

Since the application of electronic technology to engineering, the old engineering mold design has been revitalized.

The teacher in the class introduced the new classmates, and the boys in the classroom cheered, and the few girls began to scream - because Sun Dasheng was really handsome.

To be able to enroll before the start of the summer vacation, you don't have to think about it at all - local tyrants! Rich and handsome guy, why didn't you come earlier? A few girls were thinking about how to break up with their boyfriends.

After a lively atmosphere in the classroom, the teacher began to rectify discipline, he controlled everyone to calm down, and then the teacher opened a book:

"Ahem, students, let's move on to Calculus now."

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Sun Wukong didn't know how he was paralyzed on the bed, this is the student dormitory, and after a day's classes, our great sage has already fainted.

"Calculus", "Linear Algebra", "Foundations of Engineering Theory", "C++", the great sage is like listening to the books of heaven, and he can at least understand the books of heaven when he was grandma!

For a whole day, Sun Dasheng only understood one course - "Political Economy", and he knew that capital is a thing with pus and blood flowing from every pore - judging from this symptom, that thing must be evil!

"Hey, big stupid, shouldn't you be smiling?"

Da Ben is the brother of Sun Wukong's lower bunk, and this kid was born very short and strong. Big Stupid didn't understand what Goku meant:

"What do you mean by smiling?"

It means that you understood what the teacher was saying, so you smiled knowingly. In ancient times, there were 800 Arhats who listened to Zen, and one of them understood the meaning of the Buddha, so he smiled with flowers. ”

"Pull it down! What do you understand? What laugh at what laughs? All I need to do is pass! ”

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Naturally, the evening is the time to welcome new students, and they go out to eat together in the dormitory, and Da Ben and Monkey pull Sun Dasheng and run to the hotel.

"Ahem, that's the rule. The newcomer wants to invite the old student to have a meal, you can't be stingy, great sage. ”

These roommates just want to find a name to rub together, but Sun Wukong is a bold character, and he patted his chest at the moment: "Okay, a lot of money, I'll pay for it." ”

The crowd shouted in unison, and the good wine and food came up like water.

Wine is beer, and food is ordinary restaurant food, but school dinner is expensive in the atmosphere.

The monkey nicknamed the monkey was not Sun Dasheng, he was born thin and slept opposite Sun Dasheng, and the amount of alcohol this monkey was particularly good.

In fact, Sun Dasheng didn't like the taste of this beer, and the strange atmosphere was rancid. But after a few bottles, Sun Dasheng's wine came up, and as soon as the monkey invited, Sun Dasheng played a bottle blow with him.

After pouring a few bottles in a row, Sun Dasheng's urine came up, he and Da Ben were together, and the two staggered into the toilet, "whoosh", the urine was the same as a waterfall.

The toilet of the small hotel happened to be facing the building on the west side of the campus, and Sun Dasheng's eyes looked over in a daze, and in the hazy eyes, he seemed to feel that there seemed to be a cloud of black gas shrouded in the building.

"Big stupid, what's that, that, that building for?"

Big Stupid laughed while shaking the baby:

"Girls' dormitory! I knew that you, the birdman, were enrolled for women. How about I, would you like me to introduce you to a few? ”

Sun Wukong laughed "hehe", the two washed their hands and shook them out again, and the third case of beer had been placed on the table.

Sun Wukong is a good wine, but he doesn't drink at all, otherwise he wouldn't have made so many mistakes due to alcohol in "Journey to the West", the four people in the dormitory plus the other few in the class, half of them haven't fallen yet, and Sun Dasheng is already lying there.

The next day was another boring course, Sun Dasheng felt that it was like torture, and he listened to the "Book of Heaven" for a day in ignorance.

Dinner is a wine gathering again, these classmates treat the Great Sage as a fish in water, the news of the Great Sage's donation to enter the school has already spread throughout the academy, and the girls in other classes have come to see the legendary male god - who else can he be killed if he is not killed?

Different hotels, similar dishes, when the urge to urinate was up, Sun Dasheng saw the girls' dormitory in the toilet again.

"Hey, what's going on, it's a very strong ghost!"

Sun Dasheng was still muttering, when he heard a "wow" sound, and a waterfall erupted from his mouth, and the Great Sage finally couldn't resist the wine and vomited.

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