After the draw ceremony, the order of the 37 participants in the big competition was finally released, Zheng Yichen's group drew the number in the middle, and appeared in the eighteenth place, Bai Qizhi was in the front, and he was the fifth. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Under the command of Bai Qisheng, everyone cleaned up the scene of worshipping the ancestors, and moved a simple Nanmu wooden chair from the back room, which was placed in two rows for the participants to sit in.

The rest of the people, including Bai Qisheng, can only stand, Zheng Yichen, as a person with a foreign surname, was lucky to get rid of it, and he also had a seat, which aroused the envy of many Bai family children.

Zheng Yichen was tired of traveling all the way from G City to Canglan Mountain, climbing mountains and wading in the water, and finally had a seat to rest, and he was quite happy, but after sitting on it, he realized that something was wrong.

The kind of bumpy touch that is close to the buttocks is like being rubbed back and forth on the delicate ass with a piece of sandpaper, and it is very uncomfortable to never stop without getting bloody.

If a person with hemorrhoids sits on the head, it is definitely no less than the harsh punishment of the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and taking a step back, even if he is a normal person with no hidden disease in the buttocks, no matter how strong a person is, he will be designated as an anal fissure after sitting for a long time.

Zheng Yichen frowned, and there was a figure eight pliers under his feet, the lower plate was suspended in the air, not in direct contact with the chair surface, and he leaned back on the back of the chair, but it was also uncomfortable, like a thorn in the back, he couldn't help but straighten his waist, and his hands subconsciously grabbed the chair handle, and he was stabbed into the palm of his hand by a few upside-down sharp wooden thorns, which made him grin in pain.

He cried and met the pair of envious eyes, and said secretly in his heart: "You are envious, this is a chair for people to sit on, I might as well stand like you." ”

Zheng Yichen thought that someone in the Bai family was unhappy with him, so he deliberately moved a problematic wooden chair as a retaliation, and after scanning left and right, he found that everyone's chairs were of the same specifications, even the chair of the head of the family, Bai Qizhi, was no exception.

Zheng Yichen was puzzled, and casually asked the question of Bai Munong's chair, he didn't expect this waste material to be able to guide the maze, but the chair was not small, and even a gentleman like him who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it remembered it very well.

"This chair, called the ring chair, I heard that it is a tool used by the ancestors of the Bai family to teach the younger generations, and we want to guard against arrogance and rashness, and cultivate ourselves, so at the beginning of the production, it is basically to make the people who sit as uncomfortable as possible from the bones to the skin, so as to play the role of warning, let us sit here, because one of our group of people will become the next head of the family, warning him to be in a high position, and he cannot be complacent, and he must be prepared for danger in times of peace."

Zheng Yichen asked curiously, "How do you know so clearly about the origin of the chair?" ”

Bai Munong said: "I did too many wrong things when I was a child, and I was forced to sit a few times, and I still have a thick callus on my buttocks. ”

Zheng Yichen smiled: "It seems that this chair won't have much effect, and you will do a lot of wrong things when you grow up than when you were a child." ”

Bai Munong's expression was even more embarrassed, squeaky and speechless, Zheng Yichen didn't pay attention to it, he tied up the horse step by himself, and looked at the others with the corner of his eye, most of them sat on the chair on the surface and looked willing, and the micro-expression of occasionally wrinkling their noses still revealed their disgust for this chair, it seems that this so-called "ring chair", the form is greater than the content, it is just a superficial symbolism, as a memory of the ancestors, the core idea contained in it has long been with the progress of the times, and the exaggerated and impatient human heart has disappeared.

Everyone sat for a while, Bai Wufeng and the other three elders sat down slowly, Bai Susu rolled his triangular eyes, beckoned Bai Qisheng, and whispered a few words, Bai Qisheng nodded while listening, and asked Bai Wufeng and Bai Santong if there were any instructions, the two white-haired old men shook their heads in unison, and only said that he would preside over it.

Bai Qisheng nodded yes, stood up, and briefly elaborated on the rules of Dabi, as a member of the Bai family, he was naturally familiar with it, and only Zheng Yichen listened carefully, only felt that this so-called family head Dabi was similar to the product launch conference of some creative companies, everyone who went up by name must prepare information and drugs, and introduce the efficacy, composition, processing process, cost, clinical efficacy and many other aspects of the drugs they developed within a limited time, and then the three elders as judges will comment and score, Finally, the person with the highest score is selected from them, that is, the next head of the house.

After Bai Qisheng finished speaking, he cleared his throat and said loudly: "The biennial family head competition has officially begun, and the first participant is invited below...... Bai Fengnian played. ”

The audience was silent, the pressure increased sharply, Bai Fengnian, who was in the seat next to Zheng Yichen, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stood up, walked to the center of the venue, and bowed to the three elders, Bai Susu said with a sharp voice: "Don't be polite, hurry up and start!" ”

"Yes, yes......"

Bai Fengnian calmed down and began to talk about the new medicine he had developed after six years of hard work.

As the first person to play, he was inevitably nervous, and was choked by Bai Susu coldly, at first his tongue was like a knot, and his words were vague and stumbling, but later he may be accustomed to pressure, or he may be immersed in his own medical field, and he is very eloquent, and he has a detailed explanation of the new medicine.

Zheng Yichen listened carefully, and couldn't help but smile, the new drug developed by this person named Bai Fengnian is actually a kind of oral contraceptive pill for men, men can take it an hour before intercourse, they can make their sperm lose their vitality, and achieve the purpose of contraception, this medicine will not cause damage to men's reproductive ability and endocrine system, it is simply a must-have medicine at home.

Zheng Yichen thinks this medicine is very interesting, he has heard some nurses who have been in the gynecology department say that every winter and summer vacation, there are many young unmarried women who go to abortion, most of them are female college students, and when they ask about the experience of accidental pregnancy, it is almost the same, first the man is uncomfortable and refuses to wear a condom to do things, and he threatens in the name of love, and the reaction to taking birth control pills is too strong, and he is nauseous and vomiting, so he has to not do any safety measures.

Abortion is very harmful to a healthy woman, the number of abortions is more, it is more likely to cause fallopian tube adhesions, lead to infertility, and completely lose the right to be a mother.

Now, with the male oral contraceptives developed by Bai Fengnian, won't it be able to indirectly save countless small lives that die early in the mother's womb, and can it also save women from the pain of abortion?

If Zheng Yichen was a judge, he would definitely be unable to help but applaud this new medicine with immeasurable merits, but unfortunately he was not, and it was destined that Bai Fengnian would end in tragedy.

Bai Wufeng and others, who really have decision-making power, are nearly ninety years old after all, and their thoughts on the relationship between men and women are a little old-fashioned, and when they saw a junior talking about contraceptive pills in front of them, their faces were black, and their ears were hot, as if they heard these words, even their ears would be desecrated, and there was a risk of losing their virginity. ”

After Bai Fengnian finished speaking, waiting for the three judges to comment on the gains and losses, the corners of Bai Susu's mouth pulled down, put on a stinky face, and didn't bother to comment, waving his hand and reprimanding: "When I'm done, get out of here." ”

"Yes, yes......"

Hearing this undisguised tone of disgust, Bai Fengnian knew that his new medicine was difficult to be favored, and couldn't help but be disheartened, turned around and returned to his seat, and saw that many buddies and brothers who had benefited from his new medicine gathered behind his seat, and they all gave him two thumbs up with encouraging smiles, and couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, knowing that the new drug he had painstakingly developed was not useless.

Zheng Yichen waited for him to take a seat, and said softly: "The medicine you developed is very valuable, and I can give you the title of 'Friend of Women', except for the sanitary napkins with and without wings used day and night, there is no one more worthy of this title than you, I am serious." ”

Bai Fengnian suddenly felt like a confidant: "Thank you, it's rare for someone to know the goods, I will give you ten boxes privately." ”

Zheng Yichen looked behind him, waved his hand and said with a smile: "Ahem, no need, let's leave it to your good friends who are in need." ”

"They have a lot of stock at home, and I insist on sending you these boxes."

"It's still not necessary, I personally believe in the rule of 'young and strong, 100 steps through the Yang, one hit is the same', and there is no need to rely on drug contraception."

Only then did Bai Fengnian dispel his thoughts and give up.

Zheng Yichen came into contact with the juniors of the Bai family, probably Bai Munong, Bai Guiwu and other figures, and he couldn't help but look down on the young children of the Bai family a few points, but Bai Fengnian's unique and creative new medicine made him realize that the Bai family is a family with a hundred years of heritage after all, even if there are some black sheep who lower the average IQ, there is still no shortage of outstanding people, and they are more and more looking forward to the follow-up development of the head of the family.

He thoughtfully glanced at Bai Qizhi, who was closing his eyes and pretending to sleep, and said secretly in his heart: "Perhaps, if I want to win the position of the head of the family, I have to face more than one opponent Bai Qizhi!" ”

After Bai Fengnian got off the field, under the call of Bai Qisheng, another person with an assistant followed the stage, bringing a kind of medicine that can relieve acute pain during a gout attack in gout patients, and will not hurt the liver and kidneys.

The appearance of the third participant did not make the expressions of the three judges change in the slightest like an eternal iceberg, and that person was sent away by Bai Wufeng's few words without any ups and downs after a frothing narration, and he came to the stage in high spirits, making a messy ending.

It wasn't until the fourth man stood in the middle of the field that the change finally began.