Chapter 277: The Voice of the Universe!
March 27th. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A lot of people pay attention to the day.
Not to mention the relevant personnel of Zhejiang Provincial Satellite TV, including Jiang Yuan, far away in Shanghai, Wang Shouxing, director of the OO variety show department, also stared at the column of OO Leiyun Club from time to time.
This variety show is not only related to Lei Feng, but also related to Jiang Yuan, and it is also related to him, a young director who has been staring at the position of a new variety show director.
So Wang Shouxing hopes that Lei Feng will lose!
Because only then will he have a chance to get that seat.
But to be honest, Wang Shouxing has no bottom in his heart. Last time, "Happy Comedian" scared him, he felt that Lei Feng was very evil, even if he didn't have the experience of filming TV variety shows, he might be able to make a good work this time.
In this kind of uneasiness and unwillingness, he has been very tormented in the past few days.
Fortunately, this morning, Wang Shouxing learned a piece of news-
Several of the students in Lei Feng's self-made "The Voice" this time are actually the contestants of Zhejiang Satellite TV's "The Voice of China"!
This news came from the Internet, claiming that several students not only had a bad image and strength, but one of them was actually an old man in his sixties!
In this regard, Wang Shouxing did not believe it at first.
Putting aside the strength or something, looking for an old man for a musical-type talent show? This is crazy!
However, this revelation has now been confirmed, and there is a picture and a truth.
Wang Shouxing personally made a phone call, and after verifying this, he was almost excited.
He didn't personally participate in the filming, and even the person he asked only participated in the rehearsal, but at least one thing is certain, the news on the Internet is correct, Lei Feng's self-directed "The Voice" really has a 62-year-old man!
62-year-old cadet!
Isn't this nonsense?
Seeing the discussions of netizens on the Internet, Wang Shouxing's heart fell to the ground, he never felt so comfortable, but he felt that Lei Feng's brain was so funny.
62 years old!
How can you sing at this age? My voice must have trembled.
The one on the Internet broke the news that Lei Feng was picking up garbage, and Wang Shouxing felt that this was not picking up garbage, but picking up old garbage.
Can a talent show be done well with sympathy or wonderfulness?
Maybe at first, I took it too seriously.
Wang Shouxing's mood improved, he felt that Lei Feng had entered a strange circle of spoofs, but he didn't see the final work, and he couldn't be completely relieved.
So, Wang Shouxing still paid attention to the column of the Leiyun Club, and finally, at almost noon, he waited for a work-
"The Voice of the Universe" ............
Trailer!
Wang Shouxing: "......"
When he saw the variety show name "The Voice of the Universe", he was a little thundered for a while, and when he saw the small "trailer" behind him clearly, his head was full of black lines for a while.
The duration of this video is not long, it is a short video, so Wang Shouxing looked at the time and found that it was really not the time mentioned in Lei Feng's Weibo, and there was still nearly an hour before 12 o'clock at noon.
But having said that, Wang Shouxing was still very crazy.
Do you want to be so punctual?
A broken show, and a trailer! Labor and management have waited hard all morning, and the glasses are on, so you will show me this?
But there's a trailer, at least it's better than waiting.
Wang Shouxing clicked on the video, after the familiar Leiyun Club logo, only to hear a burst of passionate music, in the sound of music, a giant hand with a metallic luster broke through the ground, grasped a microphone flying from the sky, and then used the microphone as a pen and the notes as ink, drawing five big characters of "The Voice of the Universe".
This opening is not small.
After writing the five words "The Voice of the Universe", the metal giant threw the microphone, and then spread out his palm, and conjured up (the camera switched to) a real indoor stage.
There was a man standing next to the stage—
It's a girl.
She stretched out her hand, and the five-haired special effect in the sky flashed, and the microphone that had been thrown by the giant hand spun and flew down, straight into her right hand!
“……”
Is this a trailer for a variety show?
Wang Shouxing was a little dumbfounded.
I have to say that the opening scene made him a little surprised, if it weren't for the 62-year-old player, he would be a little nervous at the moment.
The girl next to the stage, whom Wang Shouxing knows, is a talk show host of their OO, named "Hua Mei", who looks okay, but Wang Shouxing has the impression that her ability is not outstanding, but she speaks very quickly, and she can make people dizzy during the debate competition.
Wang Shouxing originally thought that Lei Feng was looking for Chen Li to be the host, but he didn't expect to find a Hua Mei who was not well-known, and he couldn't guess what kind of medicine was sold in Lei Feng's gourd for a while.
"Director, our "The Voice of the Universe" is about to start, and I don't know which mentors will come."
Wang Shouxing was thinking about it, and in the video, Hua Mei, who was standing on the edge of the stage, turned her head to the side and said.
The camera moves.
Under the stage, a lively audience appeared, and the closest to Hua Mei was a familiar figure-
Lei Feng!
Director Lei Da was dressed in a serious suit at the moment, and smiled slightly at Hua Mei: "This time, our "The Voice of the Universe" program team invited us is the three heavenly kings of Hong Kong City, Liu Guanzhang. ”
Hua Mei exclaimed: "Really?! ”
Lei Feng nodded: "When did I lie to you." ”
The two-sentence dialogue between the two shocked Wang Shouxing off-screen and many netizens who clicked on the trailer!
The Three Heavenly Kings of Port City!
A lot of people can't believe it.
The three kings of Hong Kong City are the three first-line kings of China, not only famous in the music world, but also very influential in the film and television industry, and their status is similar to the four kings of Hong Kong in Lei Feng's previous life.
If the three heavenly kings gather, then "The Voice of the Universe" is really great!
"Liar, deceitful, right?"
Wang Shouxing was shocked.
He has been working on a new variety show a few days ago, and he didn't have a free time until last night, so he only knows about "The Voice of the Universe" through rehearsals, and he doesn't know very well about the situation on the day of the actual shooting.
Although I think it is incredible that the three heavenly kings will gather, but if you think about it carefully, it is not completely impossible!
Lei Feng is a newcomer in the variety show industry in the film and television industry, but his influence in the music industry cannot be underestimated, as a high-yield and high-quality music producer, all singers hope to make friends, not to mention that Liu Tianwang, one of the three kings, has a good relationship with Lei Feng.
Wang Shouxing was uneasy, but saw that the stage lights were shining in the video.
"The Voice of the Universe" seems to have begun!
In the video, the audience shouted loudly, and the main camera turned to face Huamei; Hua Mei took the microphone in her hand, stepped onto the stage, walked around the edge of the stage, looked at the camera, and began to speak-
"Hello everyone, this is the world premiere of the large-scale singing talent show "The Voice of the Universe" exclusively titled by Piaosoft, a leading shampoo brand, and I am the host, Hua Mei."
Hua Mei didn't speak in a hurry, walked around the stage, walked more than halfway, stretched out her hand to a passage, and said loudly: "The ancients, Maxima often has but Bole is not, in order not to be buried, today, the program team spent a lot of money to invite three heavyweight music tutors in the Chinese music scene - below, let us invite the three kings from Hong Kong City with warm applause~!! ”
Hua Mei said loudly!
After she finished the last sentence, she just circled the stage, standing at the exit, and her fingers gradually appeared three heavyweight mentors!
Hey?
Wrong.
It seems to be four.
Wang Shouxing: "......"
When he saw Wang Xijun, Shi Rou, Yang Feifei, and Lin Chan who appeared one after another on the other side of the stage, Wang Shouxing almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
"Why the Four Beauties? What about the Three Heavenly Kings?! In the camera, Hua Mei grabbed Lei Feng and said loudly!
This is also what Wang Shouxing wants to ask!
He stared at Lei Feng deadly, only to see Lei Feng waving his hand and smiling at Hua Mei: "It's okay to photoshop your head in the later stage." ”
Wang Shouxing: "......"
PS?
Wang Shouxing was almost embarrassed to cry!
Does this sound like words?!
Wang Shouxing only felt hundreds of alpacas roaring past for a while! He was trying to calm down, only to see that on the stage, the music sounded, it was "Superstar", which was very popular in the second half of last year; The four beauties stepped on the prelude, came to the center of the stage, picked up the microphone, and opened their mouths to sing-
Brush!
Five-cent special effects are here!
Under Wang Shouxing's stunned gaze, he saw the heads of Wang, Shi, Yang, and Lin flashing, Wang Xijun's head became Liu Tianwang among the three heavenly kings, Shi Rou's head became Guan Tianwang, and Yang Feifei's face became Zhang Tianwang - it's really PS!
What made Wang Shouxing's eyes pop up even more was that Lin Chan, the last "lonely" Lin Chan, gave birth to three heads in a flash! Looking at it carefully, it is the three heavenly kings Liu Guanzhang!
The four women—no, four complex people—walked to the center of the stage, and at the same time faced the four directions, facing the lights, and sang loudly—
"You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth, I only love you......"
"Poof~"
Seeing this, Wang Shouxing finally sprayed gorgeously.
This Nima is okay!!
That three-headed Lin Chan simply broke his decades of practice.
Especially the special effects that didn't have five cents, it even made the three mouths on the three heads open and close, which directly ruined his three views.
"Lying ...... Trough. ”
Wang Shouxing spit out two words for a while.
At this moment, the four gurus were seated in four large red swivel chairs, and as soon as their faces recovered, they were turned around.
"Next, the first player ...... below"
The host Hua Mei came to the stage, shouted, and hurriedly stepped off the stage.
Wang Shouxing stabilized his mind, and suddenly felt that this didn't seem to be a trailer, the process was smooth, and it was completely the "Voice of the Universe" that had already begun!
Although the painting style is novel, maybe Lei Feng just likes to shoot like this?
The more Wang Shouxing thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible.
After all, everyone knows that Lei Feng started with Lei Ren, maybe he has regarded Lei Ren as a personal style and an advantage.
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Shouxing was in a good mood.
Although he was thundered a lot, if Lei Feng really filmed like this, and applied the standards of Internet culture to TV variety shows, Wang Shouxing would definitely laugh crazy.
Featuring spoofs, it is impossible to pass the TV station review!
He thought, in the video, the camera switches.
An obscene-looking man appeared on the exterior, this was the first "contestant" "carefully selected" by Lei Feng, he came from afar, walked across the red carpet, and walked into a room: "My name is Long Aotian,"
He looked at the camera, and his two mustaches were very conspicuous:
"My dream is to conquer the world with music. Some people laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at them for not being able to see through it. The dream should be there, but what if it comes true?
"Coming over today, I brought a song "Love Dealing" by "Strong and Soft Combination", "Strong and Soft Combination" is a group that I like very much, their songs can be said to be easy for me, I hope that there is a mentor who can turn around for me, so that I am one step closer to my dream.
"Good voice, I'm coming!"
At the end of the exterior scene, the figure of "Long Aotian" appeared in the center of the stage of "The Voice of the Universe".
The music sounded –
"The love you betrayed~ I lost my conscience~ In the end, my tears flowed down my ......"
Wang Shouxing: "......"
Netizen A: "......"
Netizen B: "......"
The moment the song sounded, everyone's mouths opened wide.
Ease...
Are you kidding me?
At this moment, everyone was full of black lines. A divine comedy "Love Trading", it is rare to be able to sing so without a sentence in tune.
"Do death, and you will do it."
Wang Shouxing muttered in his mouth, his expression was stiff, he was embarrassed by the singing, but he heard a "bang" sound...... Someone turned around!
Wang Shouxing's eyes widened!
Seeing the mentor's seat, Shi Rou turned around!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Almost at the same time, not only the first Shi Rou turned around, but the other three also turned around!
"Is this okay?"
Wang Shouxing felt a little deranged in his nerves, no matter how much he messed around, it couldn't be like this, right? How can this also be called singing?
He was in a stupor, when he saw the four girls of Shi Rou who turned around, rushed to the stage together, and slammed "Long Aotian" with their fists and feet.
Wang Shouxing: "......"
I see...... But that's nonsense, isn't it?!
What kind of broken show is this?
The mentor is still beating people!
"Stop fighting, don't fight!" In the middle of his fists and feet, Long Aotian screamed miserably, "Four mentors, I have signed your Thundercloud Records......
The fists and feet suddenly stopped.
Wang Shouxing was puzzled, Long Aotian covered his face and said, "Four mentors, your own people." ”
Wang Xijun: "People from our company? ”
Shi Rou: "Good singing." ”
Yang Feifei: "So we turned around..."
Lin Chan: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, first introduce yourself, and then talk about what your dream is......"
Wang Shouxing: "Poof~"
Wang Shouxing vaguely realized that this was satirizing Zhejiang Satellite TV and Gunsan Records, but the "trailer" in front of him made him more and more confused.
If it was at the beginning, Wang Shouxing just wanted to laugh. Because this kind of spoof nonsense is not suitable for large-scale talent shows at all. But as this spoof became more and more exaggerated, Wang Shouxing felt that even if Lei Feng showed off his teasing, he should not be so messy.
That said, it might ......
Is it really a trailer?
Wang Shouxing had some regrets.
But then there was another joy.
What if it's not an official show? In terms of this trailer lineup, except for the beginning of which is a little amazing, the rest is very nonsensical. Lei Feng made this trailer, it was really idle.
Wang Shouxing thought so, and suddenly, a majestic voice sounded in the video-
"The good voice of the universe needs a real good voice, and all unqualified voices will be eliminated!"
As soon as the words fell, Long Aotian's figure flashed on the stage, and his figure turned into a black dot, breaking through the building and "flying" out of the sky.
"The good voice of the universe needs a really good mentor, and all unqualified mentors will step down!" The majestic voice returned.
In the mentor seat, Wang Xijun's four daughters flashed, and they also "flew" out of the sky.
When Wang Shouxing was confused, his majestic voice sounded again: "Next, let us invite the four real mentors of this year's "The Voice of the Universe" with the warmest applause!" ”
The words fell, four figures appeared, Wang Shouxing's eyes widened, staring at the screen, and finally after the light dimmed, he saw the only familiar and shocking face-
One of the three kings of the port city.
Liu Tianwang!
At this moment, Wang Shouxing was completely stunned.