Chapter 0076 - Fighting Monsters and Collecting Demons
Leng Ao raised his eyes and looked at it, Song Mengman's face was haggard, and his eyes were bloodshot. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
What's going on?
"It's not good, she has a demonic aura on her." The Roaring Sky Dog stood up as if facing a great enemy, and said with his eyes fixed on Song Mengman's back.
Seeing Song Mengman sitting on the sofa with a tired face, Leng Ao hooked his finger towards the Roaring Sky Dog.
A person and a dog sneakily walked outside the community, and asked coldly and arrogantly with a cigarette in his mouth, "You really smell the demonic spirit?" Hey, I said, why is your nose so smart? What kind of goblin do you say this is? ”
"Inferior elves." The Roaring Sky Dog said disdainfully: "If my immortal power is there, it won't be enough for me to take a bite." ”
"And now?" Leng Aole: "Can you do it now?" ”
As a divine beast, he actually took bragging for fun, and he was arrogant and ruthless, and he despised the Howling Sky Dog thoroughly.
"Now...... It's a bit hard. The Howling Sky Dog shook his head, and then glanced at Leng Ao: "Isn't this you?" ”
"Rely on ......" Leng Ao said that he would no longer talk to this dog, this guy's IQ has reached a terrible level, maybe if he is not careful, he will be killed by this guy.
Just when Leng Ao was jealous and depressed, someone suddenly shouted in his ear: "Hello, Leng Ao." ”
"Who?" Leng Ao raised his head and glanced at it suspiciously, and was stunned for a moment.
Who is this guy? About forty years old, wearing a black suit, big leather shoes, and a big back hair, if you add sunglasses, it is Neo in the Matrix, if you chew chocolate in your mouth, you are the God of Gamblers - fake.
"You are?" Leng Ao thought about it for a long time, but he didn't remember who it was.
It stands to reason that his classmates are not so old, and if you want to talk about others, it seems that there is really no such person in your memory.
"Jiang can't." The big back head took out a cigar from his pocket and put it in his mouth, and took out a Zhibao lighter, which was quite large.
Leng arrogantly said angrily: "If you can't talk about it, don't talk about it." ”
Still can't talk about it? It's not the NSA's ......
"Hehe, I'll call Jiang Bu." Jiang Bu said very familiarly: "You are just cold and arrogant? Next to it must be the Howling Dog......"
Bar, the cigarette in Leng Ao's mouth fell uncontrollably, what is the origin of this product?
He subconsciously glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog, but he didn't expect that this thing was also puzzled.
"Isn't it surprising?" Jiang Bu seemed to enjoy the feeling of being scared.
"......" Leng Ao opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
"I'm the commissioner up there." Jiang Bu pointed to the top of his head, and said mysteriously: "So my name is Jiang Bu now." ”
Topmost? Leng Ao raised his head and took a look, and there was a sign hanging above his head, with a few big words 'kfc' written on it.
"What do you want to say?" Leng Ao asked with his nostrils turned to the sky.
If it weren't for the concrete floor under his feet, buddy would have lifted a brick a long time ago.
He silently looked at his shoes, well, forty-two sizes, probably just enough to cover his face.
"Don't try to hit me with your stinky shoes." Jiang Bu spit out a smoke ring, as if casually said: "I'm Hongjun......"
"Hongjun?" Leng Ao glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog and laughed suddenly: "Hongjun? He said he was Hongjun and laughed at me...... Haha......"
Seeing Leng Ao and the Roaring Sky Dog laughing extremely hilariously, Jiang Bu's face turned green, is it so funny?
"And what do you want to do?" After laughing, Leng Ao asked with a wink of his eyes.
"Do you want to become an immortal?" Jiang asked seriously.
"Uh...... "Could this be released by a neurological hospital?"
"I'm a serious person!" Jiang Bu was angry: "Lao Tzu is not a psychopath. ”
"Holy, you know what I'm thinking?" Leng Ao was taken aback.
"Of course." Jiang Bu said triumphantly: "Tell me, do you want to become an immortal?" ”
"I don't want to." Leng Ao said simply.
For such a vague thing as becoming an immortal, Leng Ao has always felt that it is out of reach, besides, I'm very busy now, who has time to become an immortal? And I heard that the rules of the heavenly court are very strict, and you can't fall in love, let alone fall in love with mortals......
"Uh......" The cold and arrogant answer made Jiang Bu stunned for a moment.
After a short pause, Jiang Bu continued: "It's not a bad thing that you don't want to become an immortal, but you have to help us do things." ”
Work? What does it mean?
Which gang's? Which community? Which country?
A lot of question marks suddenly popped up in Leng Ao's heart, and he also subconsciously took a few steps back, no wonder Lao Tzu was not a good person when he saw this guy.
"You took the task to help Erlang God find the roaring dog and help Lao Maozhu trade, I think you will definitely be able to help us." Jiang Bu said slowly and carefully: "In a word, as long as you help us do things, you will enjoy endless glory and wealth." ”
"What do you think you want to do first?" Leng Ao said confusedly.
This should have been said at the beginning, why did this Jiang Bu come out at this time?
"After the Rakshasa Heaven attacks the Heavenly Court, the immortals of the Heavenly Court will fall, but due to the destruction of the normal passage of the Three Realms." Jiang Bu glanced at Leng Ao and said, "Then we found out that the Three Emperors were imprinted on you, so we opened the passage to your house so that you could send them up." ”
"Oh, that's ......" Leng Ao suddenly understood what was going on, daring to love these guys really used their house as a guest house.
"Wait, what is the Three Emperor Seals?" Leng Ao hurriedly asked, this thing sounds a little weird.
"This thing is very mysterious, you know the Three Emperors, right?" After Jiang Bu spit out the smoke ring, he said slowly: "It's the seal made by the emperor, the emperor of the earth, and the emperor of people, and it's on you now, and then the ancestor activated it, so we came to you." ”
Jiang Bu's words were stunned for a moment, what the hell is this?
"Where? I'll give it back to you now. He hurriedly pulled up his clothes, and now he couldn't even be busy secretly opening a store in the Three Realms, so how could he have time to get these ghost things?
"In your bones." Jiang Bu glanced at him and said, "Unless you die, otherwise...... Hey. ”
Grandma's, which bastard's bad idea is this?
"Your task is to receive these immortals who fell from the sky, and because of the rules of heaven, they can only follow you, so you have to find a way to meet their needs, such as reading villain books and playing games, etc., in short, you can't let them be bored."
"Have something to do with me?" Leng Ao said very unpleasantly.
Not only did she not bring good things down, but she still wanted to treat Lao Tzu as a free maid?
"Don't be angry." Jiang Bu took out a cigarette for Leng Ao, and said meaningfully: "I'm all for your good, of course, in addition, you have extra tasks." ”
"What's the mission?" Leng Ao looked at the cigar smoke that wanted to be some kind of organ and asked.
"It's nothing, it's just fighting monsters and collecting demons or something." Jiang Bu said lazily: "Of course, we will give you an additional reward." ”
"What's that?" Leng Ao is circled.
"Let's put it this way, if the job of receiving the immortals is your basic salary, then fighting monsters and collecting demons is your commission, understand?" Jiang Bu looked at Leng Ao with a look of hatred that iron could not become steel.
"Why?" Leng Ao didn't understand.
"No reason, we just look at you pleasing to the eye." Jiang Bu looked Leng Ao up and down: "Don't tell me you don't want to do it, our rule is that leakers die ......"
Leng Ao twitched the corners of his mouth and took Jiang Bu's words: "Then what good can I do?" ”
"I don't know about this yet, and it's not up to me." Jiang Bu looked at Leng Ao slyly: "Your first job now is to entertain them well, let them eat and drink as well as possible, don't forget to ......"
Without waiting for Leng Ao to react, Jiang Bu entered a BMW next to him and quickly drove away......
"What's going on?" Leng Ao looked at the roaring dog with a smile: "It's all your former colleagues, so don't I have to go crazy in the house?" No, no, no. ”
Originally, I was expecting to have some super friendship with Song Mengman, but now why does it look like it's going to be in the soup?
"If you don't catch that goblin again, Song Mengman's life will be lost." The Howling Dog said worriedly, "If I slept on her chest at night, it would look comfortable, but what if she died......
"Roll ......"
Although the Howling Sky Dog looked a little obscene, its words gave Leng Ao a wake-up call.
After returning to the house for a while, I happened to see Song Mengman answer the phone, pick up the handbag and leave.
Leng Ao hurriedly led the Howling Sky Dog to follow, and at the same time felt a stimulus in his bones, he had never seen what a goblin was like when he was so big.