Chapter 237: Losers
"Students, the boring military training has just ended, and the colorful campus life is about to begin, but if there is no computer to accompany you, is this still a complete campus life?"
I don't know when, Xiao Yi has an extra microphone in his hand. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When he came to Zhuang Mingyu and Li Jin, he saw that the two of them were busy, constantly taking out the contents of the box, and also took out a billboard.
I saw that those small boxes contained computer parts, such as CPUs, memory modules, graphics cards, hard disks, motherboards, etc., and a long table was arranged in a row.
As soon as these things were put out, the students immediately stopped leaving.
"I'm sure you're already familiar with computers, right? But do you really understand computers? Xiao Yat took the microphone to give a passionate speech, while the two of them quickly assembled the computer.
"A computer can easily cost thousands of dollars, and you don't know whether it's good or bad, but the configuration of the computer here today is up to you!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was quite surprised. Because the computers that everyone buys are often directly configured, they have no choice at all, but now he actually says that the configuration is up to him?
The students who hadn't bought a computer for a while were interested, and even those who had bought a computer were reluctant to leave.
"You said that the computer has been configured by me, will the price be very expensive?" A classmate shouted at the top of his voice.
"Classmate, you're good at that." Xiao Yi pointed to the classmate who spoke just now, and said with a smile: "The classmates don't have any money, and they even have to work part-time if they want to buy a computer, so our computers must be cheap!" ”
"But it's cheap and not good!" Someone else said.
"This may be the case elsewhere, but today, it is absolutely impossible!" Xiao Yi pointed to Zhuang Mingyu and Li Jin. At this time, they had already assembled the computer, and the system was installed in advance.
I only listened to the boot music for a while, and the computer started up successfully.
"Whether the game is played smoothly or not is the first choice of most students, and today we will test a few of the most popular games of the moment."
Zhuang Mingyu briskly clicked on lol, and then quickly matched into, and successfully ended after a double kill.
"I don't have the same technique as fog grass!" Most of the male students were immediately excited, and then Zhuang Mingyu showed several other games.
"I believe everyone has seen the performance of this computer, so how much is it worth?" Xiao Yat sold a lawsuit, and everyone immediately guessed.
Some say five or six thousand, some say two or three thousand, and anyway, there must be at least a price of more than two thousand.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, my classmates guessed wrong. The price of this computer is only 1599 yuan! ”
"What!" The classmates were boiling again.
"Of course, this is not the final price, the top ten computer buyers, quad-core CPU we give away for free, so the price is only 799 yuan!" Xiao Yi shouted loudly at the top of his voice.
Suddenly, the students couldn't sit still anymore and poured up one after another, like a tide.
It's just one word: "Buy, buy, buy!" ”
Xiao Yi was proud, and Zhong Xiukun on the side was indeed full of anger. He never thought that everything he had done would actually cheapen this bastard for nothing.
"Xiao Yi, let's see, sooner or later, one day Lao Tzu will make you kneel and beg for mercy!" Zhong Xiukun muttered in a low voice, and walked slowly with the support of the two, for fear of hitting the egg.
But just as he was passing by Xiao Yi, this bastard stretched out a foot, and suddenly a big heel, the egg was still pulled.
"Ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I swear to God!" Xiao Yi stepped forward to help Zhong Xiukun, but he stepped on his balls, and suddenly the sound of killing pigs resounded throughout the hall.
"Xiao Yi, I'm a mud horse!" Zhong Xiukun couldn't hold back anymore and scolded directly!
"President Chung, what are you talking about? Even if you lose the competition, can you scold people? You must know that you are still the president of the Taekwondo club, if you do this, how will other students enter your club? ”
Xiao Yi said seriously, but he didn't mention what he did just now.
"You care about me, those stupid beeps like to give me money, do you care?" Zhong Xiukun's broken gong shouted hysterically, the balls were about to be trampled on, and he still cares about a fart!
However, as soon as this remark came out, many people were immediately unhappy.
There are many members of the Taekwondo Club here, because they heard that the president was going to compete with others, so they came to cheer him on, but now the president scolded them for being stupid, which made them accept it.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't take care of it, president, you go all the way and recruit more new members." Xiao Yi waved his hand and smiled, but now he is still recruiting a fart member, not only did he lose the competition, but even his own members were offended.
"Humph!" Zhong Xiukun snorted coldly, it's not that he doesn't want to beat this bastard now, it's that his balls are too painful, and he wants to go to the hospital as soon as possible, he doesn't want to make a mess of a male disease or something.
Looking at the departing Zhong Xiukun, Liu Shishi, Zheng Jiaying and Li Mengmeng came with a smile.
"You're too cheap to be bald, you actually kick people, and you also sell computers, how can you make a lot of money?" Liu Shishi stepped forward and slapped Xiao Yi on the shoulder, staring at Xiao Yi tightly with her two eyes.
"What kind of money do I make, I just want to save money for my classmates, have you ever seen a computer that costs less than 800 yuan?"
"Uh...... I've never heard of this, but I don't know you yet, you bastard? You're definitely shoddy! ”
Liu Shishi's voice was not small, and suddenly, everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Xiao Yi's face. Seeing this situation, Liu Shishi held her mouth and immediately stopped talking.
Grass, Xiao Yi scolded in his heart. You ruined girl, if you don't make money, you will only spend money, and now you are still missing my wife, Lao Tzu raised you for nothing. Belch...... But I don't seem to have raised him much.
"Rest assured, everyone, please rest assured, our quality is absolutely guaranteed, and what you buy is absolutely brand new. All of them have a box, and they will be replaced if they are damaged for three months, and they will be guaranteed free of charge within one year. I live in Xiyuan boys' dormitory 118, if you have any problems, we will come directly to repair them! ”
As soon as this remark came out, many people's doubts were immediately dispelled, but many people hesitated.
"It's okay to go shopping, don't bother your husband and me to make money!" Xiao Yi said angrily.
"Xiao Yi, don't be angry, Shishi didn't mean it." Zheng Jiaying interceded for Liu Shishi.
"That's it, don't be angry with the bald pot!"
"Isn't it just a casual word, and you let us go shopping, what about the money?" Liu Shishi twitched her mouth and said sullenly, and then stretched out her hand to ask Xiao Yi for money.
This made Xiao Yi mad, and your business was almost smashed by you, but you asked me for money. Helplessly, in the end, under some entanglement, Xiao Yi took out 300 yuan to understand.
"Boss, do you know how much we've earned today?" At night, in the dormitory, Li Jin howled at the top of his throat. (To be continued.) )