"It's your sister, yes, Lao Ma, if you hack me like this again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stuffed grenades into your chrysanthemum?!"

Yang Hao said, he really has this impulse. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

At this time, the song on the stage has been replaced by "Qin Huaijing", which is an episode of the movie "The Thirteen Hairpins of Jinling", which has some charm.

Although Yang Hao is a layman, he can't help but close his eyes, cross-legged Erlang's legs, and shakes his legs with the tactful Wu Nong's soft words.

Yes, he actually listened to the commentary and shook his legs, this kind of honey is forceful, and there is really no one! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

At this time, two young men walked out of the direction of the bathroom, talking and laughing.

One of them is handsome and compelling, in the words of the commentary, that is, the face is like a crown of jade, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and a thin waist and back, which is simply a jade-faced Xiaolangjun.

The other person has dyed silver hair, is a handsome guy with long legs, and it turned out to be the madman who was sprayed by Yang Hao as 'Vietnamese washing, cutting and blowing'!

As soon as the two of them walked out, they immediately looked confused when they saw the situation in the hall.

The jade-faced Xiao Langjun raised his eyebrows and said unhappily: "Hey, why are there five people sitting in front, who is the little white face in the middle?" And what's going on with these beauties, it can't be the peripheral girls you called, right? ”

The madman hurriedly shouted: "On an occasion like today, no matter how hungry and thirsty I am, I can't be so ignorant, right?" Besides, these beauties are of such high quality, where can I call so many in one breath? ”

As he spoke, he suddenly saw Yang Hao's side face clearly, his eyes widened instantly, and he quickly moved a few steps to the side to confirm that he did not recognize the wrong person.

"Damn, why is this kid, he's obviously a poor boy with no background, how did he get here?"

The madman's face was full of incredulity, and he turned his head and asked the jade-faced Xiaolangjun: "Junhui, there is no one from the Jiang family in today's guest list, right?" ”

It turned out that the jade-faced Xiao Langjun was Qiao Baichuan's grandson, Qiao Junhui, he heard it inexplicably, shook his head and said, "No, do you know this kid?" Is he a member of the Jiang family in the East China Sea? ”

"No, this kid's name is Yang Hao, it's just a little mess, Jiang Tianxi, the young master of the Jiang family, is studying at Tunghai University, this little mess is lucky and became a roommate with him."

The madman gritted his teeth: "Jiang Tianxi likes to fly cars, and this little miscellaneous thing happens to have a little talent in flying cars, so he did what he liked and became Jiang Tianxi's dog." ”

Balabala, the madman revealed the information about Yang Hao that he investigated afterwards to Qiao Junhui and Pan.

It's a pity that the madman is a young man who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, and he is not a native of the East China Sea, and the so-called information is full of mistakes and omissions, and it is not worth his life to kill people.

However, Qiao Junhui believed it and signaled the madman not to show up first, so as not to startle the snake.

He himself walked quickly to Qiao Baichuan's side and whispered, "Grandpa, what's the matter with this little white face?" ”

In fact, if you really want to talk about it, he himself looks like a little white face, and Yang Hao is a little whiter at most.

Qiao Baichuan shook his head slightly: "I don't know, it seems that if it wasn't brought by Old Man Ma, it was called by Wan Bao'er." ”

As he spoke, he told his grandson about the ambiguous little action between Wan Baoer and Yang Hao just now.

Qiao Junhui instantly exploded in anger, and without thinking about it, he relayed the information that the madman told him to his grandfather.

After listening to this, Qiao Baichuan thought thoughtfully, and combined with the 'special function master' he heard just now, he preliminarily identified Yang Hao as a liar.

So he said softly: "Good grandson, don't worry, wait by the side honestly first, and see that grandpa has given you this bad breath!" ”

said that it seemed that Qiao Junhui had been wronged, but it was also in line with Qiao Baichuan's consistent style, that is, bullying the soft and fearing the hard and being unreasonable.

If it was Jiang Tianxi sitting in Yang Hao's seat, Qiao Baichuan would not dare to say anything and have such a big tone.

But at this time, he was full of confidence, and said in his heart that he was just a little miscellaneous who relied on pretending to be a god and a ghost to climb the dragon and the phoenix, what's the big deal?

However, Qiao Baichuan seems to be rude, but he is actually very scheming, otherwise he would not be able to mix with today's status in the rivers and lakes.

He glanced at Yang Hao, who was still shaking his legs with honey, and decided to use his IQ to crush this little crumb.

"Hmph, boy, is it interesting that you're shaking your head and pretending to be there?"

Qiao Baichuan snorted coldly and took the opportunity to go crazy: "It's not good, can you understand the commentary?" ”

Yang Hao's shaking legs stopped abruptly, turned his head to look at Qiao Baichuan with a confused expression, and said in his heart: This old boy is sick, isn't my brother just shaking his legs, who is to provoke whom, is it necessary to open his mouth and spray?

Wan Zulong, who was caught in the middle, frowned slightly, and wanted to open his mouth to adjust the suddenly tense atmosphere, but when he remembered that he still had a request for Qiao Baichuan, he could only sigh secretly and get up to pee.

"People are really useless when they are old, frequent urination and urgency are inexhaustible, I will go back to Ha, old Joe, do you want to come along?"

His hint was already very explicit, and he was trying to help Yang Hao resolve it.

It's a pity that Qiao Baichuan didn't eat this set at all, deliberately showed a gangster, shook his head and said: "Don't go, my prostate is fine, I can hold it!" ”

Burst!

Wan Zulong felt that he was very hurt, so he silently leaned on his cane and went to the bathroom.

As soon as he left, Qiao Baichuan behaved even more unscrupulously, and didn't seem to take Yang Hao, a little kid, in his eyes at all.

This is exciting, leading Yang Hao into the set!

Prince Ma is an old man, and when he saw that Qiao Baichuan was going to dig a pit for Yang Hao, he frowned and said: "Old Qiao, you are a master of Peking Opera, you are awesome, but no one stipulates that you have to be a professional to appreciate art, right?" Isn't it just a review and shaking your legs, you ......"

Qiao Baichuan interrupted brutally: "Old Ma, is this kid your illegitimate son, otherwise would you be so protective of the calf?" ”

Syllable!

Prince Ma slapped the armrest of the Taishi chair heavily, and his eyes widened angrily: "Qiao Baichuan! You ......"

This movement was not small, so scared that the artists on the stage stopped playing and singing, which also attracted the attention of Wan Baoer and them.

Yang Hao squinted his eyes at this time and slowly spoke: "Old Ma, okay, I can see it, this old guy who is full of feces is coming for me, don't interfere." ”

He waved his hand and signaled Wan Bao'er and the little monk and others who had already gathered around to not interject rashly: "You all dodge, this force me to pretend!" ”

Qiao Baichuan was furious: "Cao, how can you talk, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will let people slap your mouth now?!" ”

"Hehe, okay, don't pretend, don't you just want to find an excuse to go crazy? In fact, why bother, how good it is to be upright. ”

Yang Hao disdainfully: "If you look at me, I don't bother to ask why you want to trouble me, anyway, since you have to force me to pretend to be forced, then I will reluctantly satisfy you." (To be continued.) )