Chapter Ninety-Six: The Alpaca Song

The music of "The Smurfs" was very brisk, and Lu Daqiang nodded along with the rhythm, expecting to take it slowly, but as soon as Xu Shaoyan opened his voice, Lu Daqiang's center of gravity was unstable, and he knelt directly on the ground with a bang. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw Xu Shaoyan in the recording studio singing loudly with a gritted teeth expression on his face that he wanted to kill whose father and whose mother:

"In that wilderness and beautiful Marle Gobi

There's a herd of grass and mud horses,

They are lively and intelligent,

They are mischievous and sensitive,

They live freely in the grass and mud and the Gobi ~~~~~~~~"

Lu Daqiang only felt liver tremor!

Dude, you can't play like this, if you want to scold, you told me earlier, I was looking forward to it, and you suddenly came to this trick.

This whole thing is a "miscarriage of my ear"!

Male-Gobi? Isn't this Mar Le Gobi?

Grass and mud horses?

I said! Who provoked you, the living ancestor, again?

This song is even more poisonous than the original song "Song for Su Yingxue"!

"The Song of Su Yingxue" scolds, but there are no dirty words, you are all dirty words that need harmony!

Lu Daqiang is deeply silent for the person who will be given this song, who can't you provoke to provoke Xu Shaoyan, this bastard!

Lu Daqiang got up from the ground with all his hands and feet, his knee had already been invited, and Xu Shaoyan was still scolding inside:

"They are resilient to tough circumstances.

Oh~~~~~~ grass and mud horses!

Oh~~~~~~ grass and mud horses of the Wild Groove!

They defeated the river crabs in order to prevent the grass from being eaten,

River crabs have disappeared since then, grass and mud have been ~~~~~~~~ Gobi"

Xu Shaoyan sang very energetically, and Lu Daqiang outside had no love on his face.

He now wants to find a crack to get into, he has been extremely proud and proud to show off the strongest trust in the music industry Xu Shaoyan often comes here to record songs, now look, Xu Shaoyan is a gangster who does not hesitate, songs are not art at all for Xu Shaoyan, but his daily life!

Sing well when it's normal, and drag race hard when it's not normal.

Lu Daqiang rubbed his knees and thought about it a little calmly, maybe this is also the reason why Xu Shaoyan has such a high musical attainment.

Because Xu Shaoyan will not regard music as high and unprofane, Xu Shaoyan can easily make the music he wants, and clearly use songs to move your heart.

After singing the song, Xu Shaoyan swaggered out of the recording studio, and Lu Daqiang was speechless.

"You kid, I thought you wrote some good song again, and after a long time, you're here to scold people again, you, don't come next time you scold people, my ears, I have to wash them!" Lu Daqiang hurriedly plucked out his ears, and Xu Shaoyan left with a smile.

When I went home, it was already six o'clock in the evening, and my sister was cooking in the kitchen, Xu Shaoyan said that my sister was a knife mouth tofu heart, which said that she was alive, but the dishes she cooked at night were all her favorites, Xu Shaoyan saw the Coke chicken wings on the table, and reached out to grab one.

"Go wash your hands, what's wrong!" Senior sister pouted and sent the mushroom cabbage sum to the table, Xu Shaoyan squinted: "Aren't I hungry, senior sister just hurts me!" ”

"I feel sorry for you, don't slip your mouth, hurry up and wash your hands, my mother made an appointment with someone to open the black at 6:45!"

Hurry up to eat, and the work of washing the dishes after eating is naturally Xu Shaoyan's.

After everything was done, Xu Shaoyan sat down in front of the computer, scolding songs, of course Xu Shaoyan can't be posted on the music charts, then he will definitely be crabbed!

He is already on the cusp now, and he will not be able to get his account blocked.

Simply, Xu Shaoyan directly posted on Weibo, this time, Xu Shaoyan has no one, anyway, who is scolded, you will know it as soon as you hear it!

The name of the song, Xu Shaoyan, is a not so river crab - "The Song of Alpaca"!

This world is also called alpaca grass mud horse, the wisdom of human beings!

On the Internet, countless netizens are discussing the Weibo reposted by CCTV.

As soon as Xu Shaoyan posted on Weibo, many people immediately flocked to him.

But looking at the title of this song, these passers-by who don't know the situation are all confused.

"The Alpaca Song? What is it, grass, mud horses and songs? ”

"What is this? "Alpaca Song"? Did Xu Shaoyan sing a children's rhyme? ”

"Did Xu Shaoyan have convulsions, was he caught once and stimulated? How do you write songs for alpacas? ”

"Poor, such a good person, a very powerful singer, just so crazy!"

A group of people looked at the title of the song, and they all thought that Xu Shaoyan was stimulated by entering the bureau once, and he was crazy, so he came up with such a song, although the title of "Song of Alpaca" was unattractive, but there were still many people who clicked on it and listened to it with curiosity.

The rhythm is cheerful, and the body and mind are happy in an instant, but when I heard Xu Shaoyan's voice, countless computer desks instantly knelt down, and countless people holding mobile phones snapped and fell to the ground!

"What the is this!"

"Hold the grass, don't you want to be so high-energy!"

"Mar Le Gobi? Grass and mud horses? ”

"Sure enough, I can't think that Xu Shaoyan is an ordinary person, God, how can there be such a person in the world, hahahahaha!"

"The Alpaca Song? Hahahaha! I understand, this is clearly "The Song of the Grass and Mud Horse"! ”

"The Song of the Grass and Mud Horse! 666666, Xu Shaoyan actually sang and cursed! ”

"I said! Hahahaha! laughed at me to death, Xu Shaoyan is really violent, yes, inexplicably yin him, how could Xu Shaoyan not fight back! ”

"Hi Da Pu Ben! Who scolds, who knows! ”

"I think there's a new excitement to watch!"

"Lively? I think Xu Shaoyan is an upright person, those dead sticks pit people, not to mention the money of the people of our republic, not to mention the pit us, how many media like Xu Shaoyan speak with real knives and guns? Also give Xu Shaoyan a catch, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to swallow this breath, Xu Shaoyan come on, we will support you! ”

"That's right, Xu Shaoyan, don't be afraid! We've got you covered! ”

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, don't be afraid! We will always be on your side! ”

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan scolded well! That's how it should be scolded! These turtle sons! ”

bursts of support, Xu Shaoyan felt warm, but some things still have to be confused.

"Xu Shaoyan: Everyone, are you misunderstanding, my song is to praise alpacas, but the alpacas don't step on the two words, I changed them to grass and mud horses, don't think too much."

And the masses are also very powerful.

"Hahaha, Teacher Xu Shaoyan, don't worry, we all understand, we all understand, that's right, you are singing the alpacas on the other side of the mountain and the sea on the other side!"

"Yes, yes! You're just singing the praises of alpacas, we know! ”

"I've seen 10,000 alpacas galloping, Mr. Xu Shaoyan, you're so bad, I'm really convinced of you, I Hongyu knows why it's called "Alpaca Song" Your lyrics are grass and mud horses, you are too bad! Yes, yes, we're just singing the praises of alpacas! ”