Chapter 0086 Big Horse Monkey
After watching Song Mengman's back disappear, the few people lying on the ground also got up one after another, and the person who took the lead said viciously to Leng Arrogantly: "Boy, you wait for me!" Angkor will come to clean you up. ”
Leng Ao glared at him coldly, then turned around and left.
However, Leng Ao didn't go far, but hid to the side, since these boys were covered by Director Wu, didn't this just hit the muzzle of his gun?
The boys hummed and chirped for a while, and then they helped them to the hospital one after another.
Leng Ao let the Howling Sky Dog follow, and then went back to his house.
The Four Heavenly Kings are still the same, smoking cigarettes and playing mahjong, and garbage is everywhere.
Leng was so proud that his brows furrowed, don't these guys know how to clean up?
After comparing the Four Heavenly Kings with his own physique, Leng Ao decided that it was better to clean up by himself, after all, these guys didn't look very friendly.
After finally tidying up the house, Leng Ao was so tired that his back hurt, and after sitting down to rest for a while, the Howling Sky Dog came back.
"How's it going?" Leng Ao stretched and asked.
The roaring dog jumped on the sofa and said angrily: "Don't worry, the dog master will make a move, there is nothing that can't be done." ”
This is said reasonably, and he sighed helplessly, these days, dogs will brag.
"By the way, you hurry up and tell me about the Rakshasa Heaven's attack on Heavenly Court." Leng Ao was very curious about this matter, he now wanted to know what the situation was in Heavenly Court, and then what the hell this Rakshasa Heaven was.
Just as the Howling Sky Dog was about to tell this mortal Xiaobai about the Three Realms Passage, suddenly there was a knock on the door again.
"Who?" Leng Ao opened the door.
I saw a monkey outside the door, with fruit on his head and two jars between his armpits.
Damn, I'm cold and arrogant, damn it, Lao Tzu has become a goblin guest house or what?
One night came a dog, a big bamboo, and a monkey.
"I'm a horse monkey in the Huaguo Mountain Dining Room." The big horse monkey said: "Please open the door a little ......"
Huaguo Mountain? Leng Ao touched his forehead, damn it, this ...... This......
"Hey, why is there no one?" The big horse monkey looked left and right, and his eyes fell on the whistling dog on the sofa, and he was so frightened that he jumped to the side, and said tremblingly: "You...... Why are you here? ”
"Nonsense, why can't I be here?" The Howling Dog shot back.
"Wait......" Leng Ao hurriedly ran to the middle of a dog and a monkey, looked at the big horse monkey and said without stopping: "Don't tell me that you are also because of the Rakshasa Heaven attacking the Heavenly Court, and then the Three Realms Passage was closed, and you came to my house, and then prepared to trade, I tell you, no way......"
"......" The big horse monkey was stunned, glanced at the roaring dog, and said suspiciously: "What's going on with him?" ”
"What the hell am I doing?" Leng Ao cried and said with a sad face: "I am a good young man, first inexplicably asked me to find a dog, then inexplicably came a big bamboo, and inexplicably came to Lu Ju, and then the four heavenly kings also came inexplicably, and now there is a monkey, what do you want?" ”
After the big horse monkey put down his things, he sat on the sofa at the other end, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "We are going to hold a banquet in Huaguoshan, and I am mainly looking for a trade that knows how to cook." ”
Cooking? This thing can be traded too?
It turned out that Huaguo Mountain was going to hold a grand banquet, and in order to spend such a grand banquet with the surrounding demons and monsters, the big horse monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were in a hurry.
Monkeys originally eat fruits, and there are not many others in Huaguo Mountain, but there are definitely a lot of fruits.
But if you want the youkai who are used to eating meat to eat fruit together, I'm afraid it's a bit impossible, right?
And the Great Sage also spoke, this banquet must not make Huaguoshan lose face, and all the delicious food and drink will be whole.
Our Monkey King has fought to defeat the Buddha, do you still care about these mundane things?
With the delicious food, the monkey wine is definitely the protagonist of the banquet, but the food is a little difficult.
Originally, I was going to ask the Great Sage for instructions, but who would have thought that the Great Sage would be in Heavenly Court and would not be able to get in touch.
It's over, and seeing that the time is getting closer and closer, what should I do about this?
The beard on the monkey's chin was almost gone, and he didn't think of a decent solution.
If you can't do it, you can just move the whole piece of meat on it, but in that case, it won't be very decent.
The words of the great sage still resounded next to the ears of the big horse monkey at all times: "I think that my grandson was also from heaven to earth, children, you must not lose my grandson's face when you hold a banquet, and you must show the name of Huaguo Mountain." ”
Look, the great sage said that he couldn't lose his face, and this subordinate should be obeyed as a golden rule.
Not only must it be done, but it must also be done outstandingly, and it must be done well, so as to reflect the demeanor of the great sage.
"I hope to exchange cooking skills." The big horse monkey prayed and rushed to the cold and proud house with his things.
Huaguoshan holds a banquet? Can you get a handful of it yourself?
After Leng Ao suddenly heard the news, the whole person was like eating a big ice cream for three or nine days, and he was refreshed from his bones.
Banquet, huh? Dude can come up with a thousand ideas.
However, since it is a gathering in the demon world, the most economical and convenient thing is naturally barbecue.
But I don't think those demons or monsters know how to roast them, but I will, I will.
"Big horse monkey, what are you going to prepare?" Leng Ao asked with a casual look.
"We're almost ready, but it's still a little difficult to give those demons and monsters what to eat, can't it all be fruits?" The big horse monkey asked.
We monkeys can find anything they eat, but it's something that the demons and monsters eat, but it's very rare.
Haha, I'm here for this, Leng Ao smiled, and said with an unfathomable smile: "Try barbecue." ”
Grill? The big horse monkey said he hadn't heard of it.
And as a native of Huaguo Mountain, who eats fresh fruits and vegetables all year round, this word is even more unfamiliar.
The big horse monkey is embarrassed, why do you burn it?
"How does this barbecue work?" The big horse monkey cried and said with a monkey face: "We usually eat raw." ”
There is a saying that the big horse monkey does not say, that is, sometimes they eat without even washing.
Hehe, if you all eat raw, who will teach you how to barbecue?
"Barbecue is made by grilling it over a fire and then adding condiments." Leng Ao thought for a while and said, "Since you have found me here, I will help you, you get out of the way, this immortal is going to exert great magical powers." ”
As soon as the big horse monkey heard this, it immediately flashed out of the way, and it thought that this immortal was ready to show up to help.
Leng Ao looked for a lot of barbecue processes on the Internet, and was about to throw it to the big horse monkey, when he suddenly felt in his heart, no, what if this big horse monkey received something from me and didn't give me benefits?
"Big horse monkey, what are you going to exchange for?" Leng Ao sat in front of the computer and asked.
When the big horse monkey heard this, he pointed to the monkey wine and a large pile of fresh peaches and grapes for the banquet and said, "Monkey wine and some fruits." ”
"Is it enough?" The big horse monkey asked nervously.
Enough is enough, I've heard about monkey wine for a long time, and I haven't had a chance to see it, so I can't imagine that I am lucky enough to get it today......
Leng Ao smiled, pointed his fingers, and the information that had been prepared was printed out from the printer that Song Mengman bought.
Then I thought about it, and the big horse monkey obviously didn't know what the condiment was, so I simply helped.
He remembered that there was a small shop downstairs, and he hurriedly ran downstairs to buy a lot of condiments for the barbecue.
Looking at those bags of strange things, the big horse monkey almost fainted, Shangxian, we can't read.
However, in addition to the bag, the pictures of the barbecue process of Leng Ao remembered the horse monkey clearly, and in order not to embarrass the king, the horse monkey decided not to reveal his illiteracy.
"Enough, right?" Leng said arrogantly.
The big horse monkey said happily: "Enough is enough, thank you for your help." ”
Just walked two steps, the big horse monkey suddenly turned around again, it turned out that the big horse monkey saw that other demon clans actually had such a rich barbecue food, and then thought that the original inhabitants of Huaguo Mountain all ate fruits, compared to the two, the original inhabitants of Huaguo Mountain were instantly weak.
Besides, I eat fruit at the banquet every year, I haven't changed my tricks, I'm already a little tired, if I don't eat and I'm hungry, who wants to eat fruit every day?
The big horse monkey decided to ask the immortal who had just taught him how to barbecue.
"Shangxian ......," as soon as the big horse monkey spoke, he was so frightened that he almost rolled off the sofa.
He hurriedly breathed slowly, how could this level suddenly become an immortal?
It turned out that when the big horse monkey saw the roaring dog and Leng Ao together, he thought that Leng Ao was also a master......
"What's the matter with you?" Leng Ao straightened up and asked.
"Shangxian, the little ones eat fruit every year, and they are tired of eating, and they want to try a different trick this year, I don't know if there is a way for Shangxian?" The big horse monkey asked cautiously, covering his heart.
Fruit for a different twist?
Leng Ao's head flashed with inspiration, there is, can't you just make them a fruit salad?
But I'm not free of this thing, so I'll take you a little bit of a benefit today, let you owe me some favors first, and I'll get you a big deal next time......
"Let's make a fruit salad."