The fat man has been living comfortably these days, even if he does it for the city lord, he will never want to leave this life.

No, before the fat man opened his mouth, a beautiful woman obediently sent the fruit of life cut into pieces into his mouth piece by piece!

And when the fat man accidentally saw it, he was lying on the treasure hanging on the chest of the guy next door......

That guy's eyesight is really not ordinarily good, and I don't know how he saw the fat man's eyes, so he didn't say a word for a while, and handed the treasure to the fat man's hand.

"Uncle, do you like this chain, this chain is a good product. There are all kinds of treasures mixed in it, including 10,000-year-old cold iron, gemstone dark iron, and unicorn unicorn...... "This is also a big middle-aged uncle spitting saliva, greatly introducing this valuable chain.

"Hehe, what's so embarrassing? Uncle, I think you should like this chain very much, don't gentlemen take the favor of others......"

The fat man said that he had included the chain in the space ring, and the gentleman didn't take people's favor, uncle, I am not a gentleman, uncle, I am a liar.

In the past two or three days, the fat man has been living such a life! What a blessing, what could make a liar happier than a liar being able to cheat something?

A trace of disgust flashed in the man's eyes, but then he laughed happily again, and said, "Naturally, uncle, how can you be greedy for these small things?" This is what I sincerely give to my uncle, uncle doesn't want to give me face......"

Saying this, this middle-aged uncle didn't mention how much pain it hurt in his heart, who sent you sincerely? I threw it away, I ate it, I gave it to the beggar, and I won't give you this dead fat man! If it's not to get some news out of your mouth, if it's not that the price given by the person is good enough? Lao Tzu, I won't slap you to death, fat man?

The fat man naturally can't read this uncle's thoughts, and he doesn't want to read it, it doesn't matter if you live or die, uncle, I'm just a liar, and deceiving things is king.

"Hehe, uncle, didn't you say last time that you brought someone back from outside? It's time to tell the little one who he is, right? The middle-aged uncle smiled flatteringly and said.

"Why are you so thirsty lately? I can't even talk if I want to. I heard that there seems to be something called the Fountain of Life that quenches your thirst. I believe that once my thirst is quenched, I will talk endlessly about what I know and what I don't know. ”

The fat man couldn't help but saliva flowed out of his mouth as he spoke, how could there be any signs of thirst? Could it be that someone dies of thirst because saliva keeps overflowing?

The middle-aged uncle is also an expert in the industry, how can he not see that the fat man is blackmailing, although he expected it, he couldn't help but scold in his heart: Damn, I am so thirsty that I can't speak? What's that long, smelly passage just now? Could it be that the devil said that? Damn, can you still have no lower limit and no more discipline? Is there a trick like you? Not technical at all!

Thinking like this, the middle-aged uncle laughed flatteringly like a eunuch who wanted to please the emperor, and said, "Yes, yes, the uncle is thirsty, of course he will drink something first." Someone's coming...... Take out my private collection of water of life, Uncle wants to drink it! “

The middle-aged man has the urge to swallow the fat man into his stomach, and in just two or three days, what he has eaten by this dead fat man and what he has put into the space ring can be opened at an exhibition! And this dead fat man is still not satisfied, like a bottomless pit, greedy, too tmd greedy!

Comfortably drank the spring of life that people were reluctant to drink all their lives with the help of the beautiful woman, the fat man burped a lot, and said with satisfaction: "Well, this thing is good, it would be great to pack some and take it home." ”

Hearing this, the middle-aged uncle's face was like a hundred generations of his dead wife and children's family, one moment green, one time red, one time white, and one moment dead ashes, and he almost went to see King Yama on the spot. Heaven, earth, this still doesn't let people live! Is this fat man still not human?

The conscience of heaven and earth, this time the uncle really wronged us fat people, we fat people didn't think about packing at all, but if there was packaging......

"Uncle, let me tell you the truth, in fact, the person I brought back is ......" The fat man decided to release more and more fierce materials, because only in this way could he get more benefits.

The middle-aged uncle finally saw the dawn of victory, his eyes stared at the fat man as if he was looking at the main god, and his ears almost stuck to the fat man's lips.

"That man is a man!" The fat man suddenly roared, like a bell, almost breaking the middle-aged uncle's heart.

"Okay, uncle, as I said before, I'll talk a little bit a day. The uncle I want to talk about today has finished speaking. Now Uncle is a little sleepy, let's see you tomorrow. With that, the fat man lay there snoring and fell asleep, indifferent to how the middle-aged uncle on the side shook.

The middle-aged uncle took out a sword from the side and aimed it at the fat man's neck, wanting to cut it down with a sword. But when he slashed downward, the middle-aged uncle's other hand dragged the hilt of the sword, and instead pushed the sword towards his neck.

The middle-aged uncle is very distressed!

Is it to kill this fat man? Or is it better to commit suicide? Seems like suicide is better, right? I'm already in such pain, why do I still want to live?

At the same time, somewhere outside the house, the two were talking.

"Isn't it okay to coerce this fat man directly? Isn't he afraid of death? In the face of life and death, he still dared not to tell the news of the abominable human race? ”

"No, you don't understand! A greedy liar like him, if you kill him with a sword, it will hurt him definitely not as much as taking a spirit from him and making him feel unacceptable. ”

"So...... All we have to wait now is? ”

"There's no message from the master's side yet, we still have time, and we'll just have to wait until then. If it really doesn't work, you can only use the last killing move to deal with him. ”

……

In the morning, Han Yu was alone thinking about the conversation he had with the chief steward last night, thinking about what he could do in the next three days.

Call!

But at this moment, there was a sound of breaking the air.

Then, a person who surprised Han Yu appeared.

Hua Rudong, a hot-tempered and ugly-looking woman.

"You...... What are you doing here? Han Yu said with a slight surprise.

"Humph! Another man who can only lie, the old lady is the wrong person! With that, Hua Rudong was about to turn around and leave.

Han Yu was slightly stunned again, and then remembered the conversation between himself and Hua Rudong yesterday, and quickly stood up and grabbed Hua Rudong.

Hua Rudong couldn't help but be stunned, this man dared to grab his own hand? It has nothing to do with cultivation, in the past, when any man saw himself like this, let alone scratching himself with his hands, even if he stabbed himself with a sword, he would be disgusted with his own sword, but now, now he actually grabbed his own hand?

Slowly, Hua Rudong wanted to turn his head back, but because he was too "machismo", he had already said something like that just now, how could he be embarrassed to turn his head?

Han Yu said: "I said that you can come to me at any time if you want to drink, but I didn't say that I would invite you to drink. If you still have a few spirit coins on you, maybe I can bring out a good bottle of wine and drink it with you. ”

Hua Rudong couldn't help but be stunned again, and then snorted coldly, "Isn't it just a few spirit coins?" The old lady didn't dare to say anything else, but she could still get a few spirit coins. To give! Bring the wine! ”

Han Yu placed the spirit coin on the table, and then pulled out a bottle of double steaming from the table.

Double distillation is naturally a spirit! What is the point of a person who is gentle and does not drink spirits?

Han Yu no longer spoke, but poured a bowl of wine for Hua Rudong, Hua Rudong didn't speak, and she drank Han Yu poured wine.

Hua Rudong drank a bowl, and Han Yu also drank a bowl.

After three rounds of wine, Hua Rudong slammed the bowl on the ground and scolded: "Why is this wine so light? I cried so lightly that my mother almost cried so much that she wanted to shed tears. ”

Han Yu was silent.

This is the first time Hua Rudong has drunk with people. In other words, this is the first time that someone is willing to drink with Hua Rudong sincerely.

How can the world of ugly women, beautiful women and men, possibly know?

They seem so irritable, so difficult to get along with, like a lot of them can't satisfy them, like they can't make her even smile if they give him a world.

But, who knows that in fact, all they need is a little bit, just a little care and a little love. Not the love of love, but the love of caring. They are human beings, and they need to be cared for!

"Damn, stinky boy, where did you buy this wine, how can it be so bitter? Tell the old lady that the old lady will go and tear down the store now! Hua Rudong snorted and turned his face to the side.

"Hua Rudong, are you okay......" Han Yu felt that something was wrong and asked softly.

"You have something to do, even if you die, my mother can still live well!" Hua Rudong still didn't look at Han Yu, there were still tears rolling in her eyes.

"......" Han Yu didn't know how to speak. Don't know how to speak? That's a drink.

Han Yu poured a full bowl of wine for himself, and then poured a full bowl for Hua Rudong.

"Are you still drinking? I have something to do later, and if you want to drink, I can always be with you. If you don't want to drink it, I'll finish this drink and go to errands. At this time, Han Yu was indeed ready to do something.

"Drink and fart, such a bad wine, how do you tell the old lady to swallow it?" Scolding like this, Hua Rudong turned around and dried the wine in one gulp, and then picked up the entire wine jar, and at the same time took away the spirit coins, and turned around to leave.

"I owe you a jar of wine. But I never owe anyone anything, so I will definitely pay you back! Saying that, Hua Rudong's figure has gone away.

Han Yu couldn't help but scratch his head slightly, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly.

At some point, Han Yu is even more able to deceive and deceive people than a fat man! A mere jar of wine, a jar of wine that is not worth a spirit coin, actually made him abduct a powerful superman!

So, who else will suffer next?

……