Chapter 007: Jianghu, I'll show you
When Wu Li opened the store, he found that he really couldn't live comfortably. On the first day of the opening of the pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info, the official messenger came to the door. Do? Tax! Wu Li was stunned, I just opened the door to collect a wool tax? Don't pay? Seize you! Wu Li admits planting, spend money to eliminate the disaster, and this will go to 50 taels.
On the second day of the opening, someone claiming to be the "Yizi Club" came to the door. Do? Keep me safe? Isn't that what I came to ask for protection money? Wu Li blasted them out in a fit of rage. In the afternoon of the same day, a basin of black dog blood was poured on people at the door. Wu Li is so angry. Another day passed, and there was another pile of garbage and feces and urine in front of the door. Okay, okay! Within two days of the opening, not a single guest was seen, but he was covered in and urine.
At this time, there was a kind old man who came up with a cane, and said bitterly: "Housheng, open the door to do business and make money, the old man still has a little thin noodles on this street, it is better to let the old man live in the middle of the peace and do things, how about saying the item?" Wu Li is not stupid, he understood in an instant: it's all a routine! Do you want me to admit it? Don't do it! Lao Tzu is on the same bar with you!
It's been more than a month since I entered the world of rivers and lakes, and I didn't do anything, but I got angry. The official can seal my shop, I can't afford to provoke it, you TM gangsters still run in front of me and jump up and down, asking me to shrink my eggs, don't think! Then Wu Li said to the kind old man: "Old man, I have ten taels of silver, do you see enough for you to buy a coffin?" The old man trembled with anger, "You...... You ......" trembling angrily and leaving.
Then the little two and the chef who were recruited all quit their jobs. Wu Li doesn't care, he opens the door as usual every day, and the first thing he does when he opens the door is to clean up the garbage, feces and urine in front of the door, and then sprinkle the deodorant bought from the modern world, and the air is immediately fresh. Then I went to the back kitchen to figure out my cooking skills. For this reason, Wu Li had a surprising discovery, it turned out that he didn't need to read all the recipes, he only needed to throw the recipes into the "inventory", silently read "use", and all the content in the recipes would be instilled in his mind.
With this discovery, Wu Li went to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a bunch of recipes, such as "Home Cooking of the God of Cooking", "Eating with Master Xingyun", "Endless Feast", "Cooking Illustrated Book", etc., all of which were stuffed into the "inventory". It's a pity that you can only "use" one book a day, and if you have one more, Wu Li's brain can't stand it. So after more than ten days of hard work, Wu Li's cooking skills have reached the realm of "excellence", and hundreds of dishes have been recorded in his mind.
"Haha, from now on, please call me Chef Wu!"
However, cooking is not a matter of memorizing recipes and cooking. For the first time, Wu Li made the simplest shredded green pepper meat, the green pepper is like a jade, the shredded meat is delicate, it is obviously very beautiful, but it is difficult to eat. It's because the heat is old, the timing of the salt is wrong, and at the same time, the thickening is wrong, salty and astringent. Fortunately, Wu Li had time, practiced again and again, and summarized again and again, and finally fried a shredded green pepper pork with good color and flavor in the thirty-first time, which was really not easy.
During this period, Wu Li also brought cement and pasted a layer in front of the door, so that the front of the door would not be muddy, and it would be better to clean up the garbage if it was splashed with feces and urine. A month later, Wu Li started school. Then just when Wu Li lamented that there was not enough time, he discovered another perverted ability of the "system", that is, "save"!
Among the four system options, there are also "dismount and stay" and "get on the horse and go". Wu Li once tried to "archive" and "read files" on a whim, but found that as long as he left the game again, he would "archive" and enter the game, and the time in the world of rivers and lakes would be the same as his "retreat to the mountains and forests", that is: time in the world of rivers and lakes stood still!
This is very happy for Wu Li, so that there is no need to worry about running out of time at all. I just don't know...... Will there be "victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, heroes, please come again" after his death in the world of rivers and lakes, and then let you re-read the file, Wu Li didn't dare to try.
After the start of school, Wu Li was the deputy director of the Office of the Youth League School Committee - he didn't know why the senior sister of the previous session made himself a "deputy director", was it because he could do things? There are a lot of things to be busy with, and there are various meetings every day in addition to classes, and I am bored to death. But the director knew that he had to take his six juniors and sisters to do all kinds of work, and he really wanted to pick and choose.
The game world is a lot more interesting. Go to the shopkeeper counter every day.,Lie down how you want.,Anyway, there's no customer.,Hold PSV to play games.,The newly listed Y.S. 8,Control the red-haired mute demon to fight the monster bubble girl.,It's a really pleasant day - it's just that I occasionally have to clean up the feces and urine garbage in front of the door.,But I don't care.,Look at who consumes whom.。
What rivers and lakes, what to learn martial arts, to hell with it!
On this day, Wu Li was playing games, and the people from the "Yizi Club" came to the door again. Wu Li looked at them lazily and said, "Yo! Why don't you throw in front of my door today? What's the matter, you're going to change your routine and smash things? Smash it, smash it, smash it. Anyway, I haven't wiped it for a month, and it's dusty everywhere, and I just happened to replace it with a new one. ”
The faces of the people of the "Yizi Society" are so ugly and ugly. They have also been in this area for many years, and there are all kinds of things on the street that no one has ever seen, and what methods have not been used? But it was really the first time they had encountered something like Wu Li. People would rather not do business than spend more than a month with you, how can there be such a strange thing in the world?
The red vest of the "Yizihui" is considered a high-level cadre, and said with a gloomy face: "Boss Wu, you really refuse to give me a face for the Yizihui?" Because I can't bite "My Inn", "Yizihui" has already made jokes to people on the surrounding streets. Mixing the rivers and lakes and mixing face on the street is everything, and if you don't have face, others won't be afraid of you and obey you, so don't want to mix on the street. So you must not start this way. Now it is no longer a matter of ten taels of protection fees, but a matter of face!
Wu Li said: "Haha! Face? Do you also have face? A bunch of idle moths! Lao Tzu worked hard to open a shop, and a customer didn't follow you to collect protection money, collect your mother's protection money! Do you think you'll be scared if you dump garbage and pee in front of us? In my eyes, you are your own face and dignity! That's all you deserve to do. Give you face, what? To smash or not to smash? If you don't smash it, get out of here, don't bother Lao Tzu! ”
"......" the red vest shouted, "Are you deaf?" Boss Wu asked you to smash it! So a room full of ping-pong. Wu Li sneered and looked at the red vest. Someone wanted to rush up and walk Wu Li, but they were stopped by the red vest, it is one thing to splash dung and smash the store, and it is another thing to directly injure yourself. They only seek money, and do not kill as a last resort, this is the rule of their profession. The red vest also wanted to beat Wu Li, but he knew that he would beat the boss when he went back. If you don't do it, you have to speak in the end. When the boss speaks, he will definitely not be soft when he beats people.
A few days later, when Wu Li came to the world of rivers and lakes again, he found that his "My Inn" had been burned to ruins. "Hey!" Wu Li couldn't cry or laugh angrily, and kicked the blackened beams of the house, "Lao Tzu will spend it with you, see who consumes whom!" Bah! ”
So Wu Li secretly poured a little modern gadgets again, saved enough money and was ready to hire someone to rebuild, but he didn't expect to be unable to hire construction workers. Doesn't matter! I'll spend it with you. No one built it for me, I built it myself! Wu Li looked for various materials on the Internet, and then consulted the teachers of the School of Civil Engineering through the relationship of the Youth League and the School Committee, bought materials, and began to build a bamboo building in the original place. Grandpa was a bamboo carpenter, Wu Li worked in his hometown when he was a child, but at that time he built not so much a "bamboo house" as a "bamboo box", so he had to ask the god of the School of Civil Engineering to help.
As much as Wu Li built during the day, the "Yizi Society" would come and demolish as much as he needed at night, and then Wu Li would build it again during the day, and the "Yizi Society" would be demolished at night. Wu Lile is among them. In the blink of an eye, another half a month has passed. One day, the people from the "Yizi Club" came again, and it was the red vest that took the lead, "We invited Boss Wu to have a drink, and asked Boss Wu to give him a face." Wu Li sawed the bamboo without raising his head, and said, "Get out!" ”