"Haha, Qiu Yang's album is too timely!"

"The day after tomorrow, on Valentine's Day, if Qiu Yang's songs are played all over the street, it will be awesome! I don't see if there are any couples who come out to show their affection! ”

"Poof, Qiu Yang, this guy is too damaged! But these eight songs are so good! ”

"Damn, I regret canvassing for Qiu Yang a few days ago! This guy owes a beating! Valentine's Day is coming, but your sister's album is actually called "Valentine's Day Says Break Up"! I'll share your uncle's hand! ”

......

Within a few minutes, "Qiu Yang's new album" ranked first on the Weibo hot search list!

Under Weibo, many netizens posted comments scolding Qiu Yang for his lack of morality, but the vast majority of netizens called it beautiful, and then liked it wildly and forwarded it!

After all, there are still a lot of single dogs in these years!

A few minutes later, on the forum, on the post bar, many netizens' buckle groups, buckle space, WeChat groups, circle of friends, etc., are frantically promoting and forwarding Qiu Yang's new album!

"Valentine's Day to say break up? This is Qiu Yang's new album? ”

"Damn, I thought it was a prank, but I didn't expect Qiu Yang to really come out with eight breakup songs!"

"God! Qiu Yang's goods don't mean to celebrate Valentine's Day for others! ”

"Haha, I thought it was Qiu Yang's spoof to earn eyeballs, but I didn't expect the lyrics of these eight songs to really mean breaking up! And these eight songs are still sung so well! ”

WeChat salted fish group.

Huang Bo typed: "Have you listened to the songs of Qiu Yang's new album?" This guy is awesome! I have to take it! ”

Zhang Bing: "Did Qiu Yang release a new album today?" ”

Huang Bo: "It's an album that will be released at noon tomorrow, but just now he posted on Weibo to promote, this new album is called "Valentine's Day Breakup"! And the eight new songs in it are all breakup songs! ”

Zhang Bing: "Poof, really fake? If Qiu Yang does this, he will definitely be smashed with eggs when he goes out in the future! ”

Hugo: "Khan, I've just finished listening! It's really a breakup song! The most terrible thing is that these songs are sung very well! ”

Chen Weiye: "Qiu Yang's new album is going to be a big hit again!" Tomorrow, there will definitely be a lot of single dogs rushing to buy Qiu Yang's new album! ”

Half an hour later, Zhang Bing listened to the eight new songs uploaded by Qiu Yang to Weibo, and his face showed an expression of envy and jealousy with a hint of intoxication and enjoyment!

Qiu Yang's eight breakup songs on this new album are all very good, especially the only Cantonese song "Break Up Kindly", which is so much to her liking!

……

At noon the next day, Qiu Yang's new album "Valentine's Day Says Break Up" began to be sold in limited quantities in major bookstores and well-known video stores across the country!

In Beijing, the most famous and largest video store is Kuge Video Store!

At this time, hundreds of people were bustling at the entrance of the Kuge video store, and there were already long queues on both sides of the street at the entrance!

"The brothers and sisters in front of you buy less, don't buy too much!" The man in the back of the queue shouted at the top of his throat.

"A person can only buy a maximum of ten tickets, if the guys in front of them buy ten tickets one by one! I guess it's not our turn yet, we've all sold out! ”

"Hey, it's too late to go to Xinhua Bookstore! Let's hope you don't be so unlucky! ”

"I'll want ten too!"

"Damn, buddy in front of me take it easy! It means just buy two, don't buy so much! ”

An hour later, the only 8,000 copies of Qiu Yang's new album in the Kuge video store were snapped up!

Those who are late can only leave with regret, because this is a limited edition album, and if it is sold out, there will be no sales!

At the same time, the same situation is happening in other cities in the country!

Other singers have released albums, and there has never been such an exaggerated scene of long queues rushing to buy!

As a result, Qiu Yang released the album, and the doors of those bookstores and video stores were crowded with people, and even the surrounding traffic was affected, and it was almost paralyzed!

On the Internet, there is news about Qiu Yang's new album everywhere!

Looking at the relevant photos and videos, netizens who don't know the truth still think that the end of the world is coming, and they all rush to the boat to take refuge!

In the studio, Zhang Jiang was surprised: "Three million albums, won't all be sold out?" ”

Liu Jingling said: "It is estimated that they are all sold out!" If any of the stores don't sell out, there will definitely be news! ”

Mo Cheng admired: "Director Qiu is too popular!" Three million albums, and this is still an album without MV videos, it is actually so popular! ”

Wang Tingting said: "The primary reason is that the quality of the songs is good, and now in addition to Director Qiu's Weibo, you can't download these songs from other places, plus Director Qiu's popularity is so high, this is a limited edition album, so it's normal to be sought-after." Another reason is that tomorrow is Valentine's Day, according to the thoughts of those single dogs, they must wish that the whole world was playing Director Qiu's breakup song on a loop! So these single dogs are the main force of snapping up albums! ”

"Hehe, there are still many people scolding Director Qiu on Weibo!" Liu Jingling couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at the Weibo comments, he deserved to be scolded for this album and these songs on Valentine's Day!

On the second floor of the studio, Qiu Yang was practicing and playing the piano, and the mobile phone that was muted next to him suddenly lit up the screen, and it was a call from Zhang Bing.

Qiu Yang answered the phone and said, "Hey, Sister Zhang, I heard that you are going to have a concert tomorrow night, so you won't call me now because you want to be a special guest, right?" ”

Zhang Bing's voice came from the phone: "If I wanted to invite you, I would have called you a long time ago!" Besides, even if you were invited, would you agree? ”

"Well, it's as if I'm more difficult to invite than the president of the United States!" Qiu Yang said embarrassedly, but Zhang Bing seemed to say the same, when Zhang Bing invited him to participate in the New Year's Day party of Southern Satellite TV last year, he refused. Zhang Bing also invited him to a concert at the beginning of the year, but he also refused.

Zhang Bing said: "You are really more difficult to invite than the president of the United States!" Forget it, don't talk about this. I called you to tell you that I want to cover a few of your songs at this concert, especially the song "Good Breakup", no problem, right? ”

"Hey, what a big deal, you can cover it casually, anyway, no matter how you cover it, it's not as good as my original song!"

Listening to Qiu Yang's words, Zhang Bing almost rolled his eyes and fainted!

"Then you wait, tomorrow night I will cover "Break Up Kindly", and you don't regret it when the time comes!"

"Hehe, I'm afraid that when you cover this song, you will be smashed by rotten eggs from the audience! This is a good Valentine's Day, aren't you doing something when you sing "Break Up Kindly"! ”

"......" Zhang Bing was speechless, look at your new album! You're embarrassed to say that I'm doing something!

"I won't tell you, I'll be busy first!" Zhang Bing hung up the phone speechlessly.

The next day, Tanabata Valentine's Day arrived!

In the morning, the eight new songs of Qiu Yang's new album began to be on the shelves of Kuge, and the homepage of Kuge also specially promoted Qiu Yang!

"Qiu Yang's new album - "Valentine's Day Says Break Up" spoof is coming!"

Open the Kuge software, and the homepage is this conspicuous promotional title!

Click on the picture and immediately enter Qiu Yang's new album column, which can directly download these eight new songs, and as a Valentine's Day benefit, these eight new songs are also downloaded for free for a limited time today!

"My day! Qiu Yang, this guy is too lacking in morality! I curse him for being single for the rest of his life! Yaya's! ”

"Poof! It would be cool if Qiu Yang's new songs were played all over the street today! ”

"Protecting single dogs starts with Qiu Yang!"

"Hehe, the most annoying thing about Valentine's Day every year is to watch those couples show their affection! If there is still someone to show affection now, Lao Tzu will take out his mobile phone and play Qiu Yang's songs! ”

"Is there a local single dog alliance in Haicheng! Wait a while, let's team up and take the stereo while playing Qiu Yang's new song while shopping, how about it? ”

……

Beijing Normal University Media, at this time, most students were still asleep, but the school's radio suddenly sounded, and this was Qiu Yang's new album and new songs!

"You finally told me to break up."

"We're at a fork in the road."

"I wish this second would stop forever."

"When you turn away."

"I stood still and didn't walk ......"

Suddenly, the teachers and students in the school were shocked by the singing that resounded in every corner of the campus!

"I'll go! Isn't this Qiu Yang's new song "Say Break Up with Tears"? Who is so awesome that they actually put this song in the radio room? ”

"Haha, Valentine's Day breakup song, it's so interesting!"

"Poof, it would be fun if a couple broke up today! If Qiu Yang goes back to school at that time, do you think he will be beaten to death? ”

"Holy! The guys on the opposite floor actually sang in chorus, and these guys learned this song in one night! ”

"Sleep you are paralyzed, get up! Usually I am always abused by dogs, but today we are going to take revenge! ”

In the boys' dormitory, most of them ran out of the corridor, and then sang the song "Say Break Up with Tears" to the melody of the radio!

Girls' dormitory.

"Poof! Who takes the lead? The boys' dorms all ran out of the hallway and sang this song! ”

"Haha, do you think our school will be on the hot search headlines?"

"Qiu Yang is so hateful! Valentine's Day actually released this kind of new song! ”

"Hee-hee, this year's Valentine's Day is definitely the most memorable ever!"

……

I don't have to go to work today, Saturday, and Qiu Yang woke up at almost ten o'clock. Brushing his teeth and washing his face, he looked at his mobile phone, and there were still many netizens who scolded Qiu Yang for losing goods and lacking morality, but this is already commonplace for Qiu Yang.

"Huh? Normal University Media is on the hot search list! ”

Qiu Yang looked at Weibo, and then said dumbfounded: "The city can play!" These juniors really have the style I had back then! ”

Qiu Yang immediately reposted the Weibo and replied "solemnly": "Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself!" You single dogs are so bad, you don't care about Valentine's Day, and you don't even let others celebrate Valentine's Day! ”

After Weibo was sent, Qiu Yang was scolded again!

"Your sister is shameless! You're the culprit! ”

"Haha, Qiu Yang, this little slut, if it weren't for this thing to create these eight breakup songs, how could such a boring thing happen!"

"Hehe, if Qiu Yang talks about his girlfriend in the future, he won't think about Valentine's Day at that time!"

"Qiu Yang, your sister's! A good Valentine's Day was messed up by you! ”

……

Putting on his clothes and going downstairs, Qiu Yang directly opened the door with the key and said, "I'm starving, Xiaomin, did you have breakfast today?" ”

Hui Min stood alone in the hall, with a bowl of water on his head, and he knew that it must be Hui Tian who abused his sister again!

Hui Tian played with a nunchuck and said, "I boiled medicinal porridge." ”

"Medicinal porridge?" Qiu Yang walked into the kitchen suspiciously, opened the pot and looked at it, looking at the black pot of porridge, Qiu Yang couldn't help but think of the four big words "dark cuisine"!

However, what this porridge exudes is not a bitter taste, but an indescribable rich fragrance......

After a bowl of porridge, Qiu Yang took a small sip, the porridge was still hot, and the taste was quite good!

How do you get this porridge? It's delicious, it's delicious!

Qiu Yang simply didn't use chopsticks, served a bowl, raised his head to drink a bowl, and drank four bowls of porridge in three or two clicks! Then Qiu Yang washed the dishes and put them away, came out and said, "What kind of medicinal porridge is very good!" How? Does it have any effect? ”

Hui Tian said lightly: "Refresh your mind, nourish your blood and beauty, protect your liver and eyes, enlarge your breasts and buttocks!" ”

Hearing the last breast enhancement and buttock lift, Qiu Yang almost vomited out the four bowls of porridge he had just drunk!

Forget it, even if it has this effect, I don't believe that just four bowls of porridge can enlarge my breasts and lift my buttocks!

……

Five days later, in the studio.

"You have a lot of ideas, do you have any good program ideas?"

Director Cui and Assistant Wang came to Qiu Yang, due to the ban on South Korea, those variety shows that introduced Korean copyright can no longer be broadcast. Therefore, many TV stations that lack variety shows have thrown olive branches to Qiu Yang and want to find him to cooperate with a variety show.

However, Qiu Yang refused the invitation of other TV stations as always.

Qiu Yang asked: "Sister Cui, what type of variety show do you want to do in the station?" ”

Assistant Wang said: "Any type can be, anyway, the variety show you plan and direct is not bad!" ”

Qiu Yang asked: "How much can I put out in the program funding station?" ”

Director Cui said: "Like "The King of Crossover Singers", the advertising naming fee is arranged by you! ”

"Hey, Taili is really willing to spend the money! But I'm not sure this time! The new show is too risky! Qiu Yang smiled.

Assistant Wang suddenly asked with a little surprise: "Have you already planned a new show?" ”

Qiu Yang nodded and replied: "There is a new program that has been planned, but if the new program is produced according to my ideas, the final program funds will be twice as much as "The King of Crossover Singers", as for the ratings, I am really not confident." ”

Listening, Director Cui couldn't help frowning, will the program fund be double that of "The King of Crossover Singers"? What type of variety show are you going to make!

Could it be that you're inviting an international superstar? Or are you going to invite a large group of first- and second-tier celebrities over?

"What type of new show are you talking about?" Director Cui asked.

Qiu Yang said lightly: "The type of this show has not appeared so far!" ”

"How sure are you?" Director Cui asked, if you really have to spend so much money, wouldn't the average rating have to exceed 5% to ensure that you don't lose money?

"Three points sure!" Qiu Yang replied without thinking: "The remaining seven points depend on God!" ”

……

PS: This chapter is just a million words after it was sent, and many authors used to say that millions of gods and millions of gods became gods, which means that a book can become a god if it is written to a million words, and now if someone still tells me this, I promise to fly over with one foot! This is a god of mental illness!