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Di Di wanted to move, but all of them were so numb, and his body didn't listen to his own call at all. I saw a amorous young woman standing in front of me at some point, her appearance was somewhat similar to Nangong Qingyu, and she was also a beautiful embryo that brought disaster to the country and the people, but her face looked very haggard.

"Sister, don't. I've already paid for it, and I don't mind if you want to play along, but can you stop calling me, I don't have a sm preference. ”

Di Di regretted this in his heart, he knew that he would have fallen directly to this girl, even if he died, he was a merry ghost, and he had an explanation when he got to the king of Hades. But now I haven't taken advantage of anything, that is, I have been addicted to it, and the price is too great!

"What nonsense are you talking about, believe it or not, I'll cut out your tongue right now." Nangong Qingyu's beautiful eyes glared at Di Di angrily, if she didn't have the strength now, Di Di would have become a lonely ghost.

"Two good sisters, don't, I'm still a virgin, if you rob you, I'll admit it, but you have to be gentle. It's the first time for people, I've taken off my clothes, so it's a big deal that I'll cooperate with you! ”

Didi lowered his head and whispered, looking extremely aggrieved.

"The prostitute still dares to tease the old lady when he dies, I will let you go to see the Buddha now." Nangong Qingyu picked up the dagger from the ground and was about to stab Di Di's head.

"Wait! My good sister, even if you let me die, you will let me die to understand, who is going to kill me? ”

"Phew! As for a thief like you, there must be a lot of people who take your dog's life, so you better go and ask Hades! As he spoke, he was about to stab again.

"Don't don't, look at your sister vomiting blood!"

"Bastard who told her she was my sister, she was my mother!"

Nangong Qingyu roared again, glancing at Di Di fiercely, but the dagger in his hand still didn't stab. So, she hurriedly ran to her mother's side.

"Mom, how are you? Why are you coming, your body is not good......" Nangong Qingyu actually cried silently.

"Silly girl, you are in danger, how can I not come?" Qin Wuyan's face was full of pity, and he vomited a mouthful of blood as he spoke, and finally passed out directly.

"Mom...... Mom......"

At some point, Di Di came to Qin Wuyan's side silently like a ghost, put a hand on her hand, and gave her pulse. After this period of time, Didi has already recovered, although his body is still a little numb.

"Our mother's face is pale, the supply of qi and blood is seriously insufficient, and her heart has been greatly traumatized, if it weren't for her profound skills, she would have gone to the west long ago."

"Whore, don't need you to say much, take away your dirty hands!"

Regarding her mother's condition, Nangong Qingyu naturally knows everything about it. However, I didn't expect this lewd thief to know how to heal, and I couldn't help but be a little impressed.

"What do you think you're doing? I don't want my mother to have any accidents, show me! ”

Didi screamed one by one, our mother, our mother, and called very kindly, as if there was really such a thing. Nangong Qingyu didn't have a good impression of him in the first place, but now she is even more bored. "If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will immediately turn you into charcoal?"

"Don't don't, don't, I'm just kind, you see I have a life-killing pill here, although it can't completely cure my mother's injury, but it also has a great relieving effect."

Di Di didn't dare to call our mother this time, because Nangong Qingyu's eyes were about to shoot out of the knife. However, the four words of mother have not decreased much. However, what Nangong Qingyu cares about now is not Di Di's words, but the pill in his hand.

Looking at Nangong Qingyu's hesitant appearance, as if he regarded Didi as a bad person, Didi was suddenly unhappy.

Although he often bullies his classmates in class, he usually likes to flirt with girls, and when he has nothing to do, he takes his two apprentices out to pretend to be forced, but he is indeed a good person! But these things don't seem to have anything to do with good people.

"Do you suspect it's fake? If you don't eat it, forget it, Lao Tzu eats it himself, and I will be injured. After speaking, he swallowed the pill in front of Nangong Qingyu, and immediately Didi's swarthy face suddenly recovered a lot.

Seeing that the effect of the pill was so miraculous, and her mother was unconscious, Nangong Qingyu put down her face, looked a little embarrassed, and reached out to Di Di to ask for it, "It's ...... Anything else! ”

Didi smiled and said, "Uh...... Looks like it's gone! ”

Immediately, Nangong Qingyu's face became very ugly, and she picked up her mother and was about to leave.

"Hey! Wait......" Didi pulled her back with one hand, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly, revealing a smile that he thought was cute.

"The pill is in my stomach, and I guess I haven't digested it yet, so I'll spit it out and give it to my mother now." As he spoke, Didi was going to snap his throat or spit out the pill.

I thought Di Di still had pills, but who knew that he was going to spit out the pills, Nangong Qingyu was completely angry, grabbed the dagger on the side and stabbed Di Di.

"Daughter-in-law, wait! Look at your urgency, what is this? I saw two black pills suddenly appear in Didi's hand, "Hey! If we get married, you are still like this, how will we live! ”

The dagger that was about to be put down stabbed Di Di again, and Di Di was so frightened that a fierce spirit immediately hid to the side and pointed at Qin Wuyan on the ground and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, don't fight, my husband knows it's wrong, but if there's anything wrong, you have to wait until your mother's injury is healed, don't you say?" ”

"Whore, spare your life today for my mother's sake!" After saying that, he snatched the pill from Didi's hand, gave one to his mother, and ate one himself.

Seeing that her mother's face gradually improved, Nangong Qingyu's hanging heart finally let go. I saw Qin Wuyan on her back, slashed her eyes fiercely, and Di Di walked towards the door angrily.

"Smack!" The door was slammed shut.

Didi suddenly felt that something was missing in his heart. By the way, didn't you come out to open a house? The chick ran away, but fortunately, she didn't seem to take the money.

Hey! What about the money in the bag? I remember that she put the money in her purse, but why didn't she even have a hair! Damn, Lao Tzu was really jumped by playing immortals!

Looking at the messy room, it was not interesting to stay, so Didi wanted to get dressed and leave. But suddenly he had a serious problem, and his clothes were missing.

Dee Dee searched the room and found that he didn't even have a pair of panties left. , the next time I see you, I'm going to you! At this time, Nangong Qingyu helped her mother to the taxi, wearing a Didi T-shirt, standing next to the trash can and throwing clothes.

"Don't you like to be naked? Then you will only live for the rest of your life! ”

Ahh

The mobile phone was turned on, and it was found that there were more than 100 missed calls, and I didn't need to see that all of them were called by those girls at home.

"Ding Dong ......" A text message was sent, and I saw that it was written: Is the master having fun, how is the girl's figure, will she call the bed...... And so on and so on and so on.

However, at the end of the text message, it was written: The master is really clever, and the fish has been hooked.