Fortunately, it is not far from the southern city, and we arrived home the next night.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Mu Feng sitting at the counter, and said listlessly: "I'm sorry, it's not open today." ”

Qu Xin and I looked at each other and smiled, and then deliberately replied in a thick voice: "Not open? Why are you opening the door if it's not open? ”

"I can do whatever I want, hurry up, talk nonsense." Mu Feng raised his head and glared at me unhappily.

"What kind of attitude, find out your boss, I want to complain to you." I said deliberately.

When Mu Feng heard this, he seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then his voice was choked up: "Complain, if he can come over and listen to your complaint now, Lao Tzu will immediately kneel down and kowtow to you three times." ”

After finishing speaking, I was moved in my heart, and I didn't have the mind to joke. stepped forward and hugged him: "Your uncle, I'm back." ”

Mu Feng was stunned for a moment, and then pushed me away: "Fuck you, what's the matter, who is your brother." ”

"It's me, Qi Fei." I watched him come back in earnest.

Mu Feng paused, then stepped forward and grabbed me by the collar, and said viciously: "Uncle Qi, you are just impersonating, and I will trouble you to be professional." Look at your own play, I'm too old to be his father. ”

I'm CAO, this guy won't move people for more than three seconds. "I'm talking about the last time, I'm really Qi Fei."

"Get out of here, don't TMD find a beating." Mu Feng shook me off and turned around and sat back in his chair.

You're forcing me to tell me all the ugly things about you one by one. After half a ring, I slowly spoke: "When you were three years old, you once accidentally sat in a pot, and a whole pot of boiling water was boiling in it, and your buttocks and thighs were burned with blisters. ”

"When you were seven years old, your grandmother died because you were the one you loved the most. On the day of the fifth issue, I almost didn't take you away, but in the end, my dad rescued you. ”

"When you were twelve, you fell in love with the girl in the next class for the first time. As a result, your mother found out and almost broke your leg, so scared that you ran to my house for a whole month. ”

"When I was fifteen years old, we joined the army together as soldiers, and you were treated as a big girl and almost sent to the girls' dormitory."

"When you were twenty years old, you were awarded the glorious title of Mu Beifeng because of your "excellent style". Since then, he and Zhu Yan have been called the two legendary figures in the army. ”

"...... at the age of twenty-seven"

"Wait, wait, I'm CAO, how did you become like this?" Mu Feng asked me with a dark face.

Hearing this, I glared at him angrily: "Don't mention it, Xie Bi'an Fan didn't save these two bastards, and gave me the two of us the wrong soul." ”

As he spoke, Mu Feng glanced behind me and asked, "Who is the one in the back?" ”

Qu Xin and I glanced at him speechlessly, but without saying a word, we turned around and entered the room.

Mu Feng exclaimed behind him, "Don't tell me this is Qu Xin? Oh my God, give me back that beautiful Qu Xin. ”

Back in the room, He Ling and Liu Qiming were guarding the side of our corpses. When they saw us come in, they were visibly stunned for a moment, and then the two of them burst out laughing.

"I really didn't expect that the seventh master and the eighth master would get the two of you into such two bodies." Liu Qiming smiled and spoke intermittently.

He Ling was even more exaggerated, and fell directly on the bed and didn't get up for a long time.

Qu Xin and I both have black lines on our faces, in fact, we can't blame them for laughing. The two of us are now a realistic version of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian, and they are also the sunset red version.

I glanced at Liu Qiming: "Don't laugh, hurry up and think about what you can do?" ”

After half a ring, Liu Qiming held back his laughter and said, "Don't worry, the seventh and eighth masters came to me yesterday." A month later, on July 15, Master Zhong will come to help you change it back. ”

"A month? A month later, both of our bodies were rotten, and it was useless to swap them out! I yelled.

Liu Qiming glanced at me: "Of course, the seventh master and the eighth master have already thought of this, these are the two body protection beads they gave, which will keep the two of you'll not rot within a month." As he spoke, he took out two black pills the size of a fingernail from his arms. To be honest, as soon as I saw this pill, I thought of a previous Hong Kong movie, in which the pill was the mud rubbed off by Jigong, played by Leung Ka-fai, from his body, and I suddenly felt sick to my stomach.

Mu Feng closed the door of the store and followed. said to me: "Last night Liu Qiming said that you would come back today and asked me to wait outside, but I didn't expect it to be this honor." Hey, it's just poor Qu Xin. He shook his head and sighed.

I turned around and kicked him: "Fuck off, uncle." ”

"You old arms and legs, don't stretch them out." Mu Feng dodged with a smile on his face.

I glared at him fiercely, but I didn't say anything.

After a while, Mu Feng said again with a serious face: "Aunt Fu has been here several times, but I have blocked it back, do you want to go and see?" ”

"How do I see it now? After I change my body, you can help me take care of my mother more these days. I patted Mu Feng on the shoulder and said.

"Don't worry." Mu Feng nodded in agreement, and said after a while: "Huaiyuan can't hide it, this kid is a ghost, I saw him yesterday and already noticed it." ”

"If you can't hide it, tell him." I nodded back.

Sleepless nights.

Early the next morning, Liu Qiming left first because he had something to do.

Due to the current situation of Qu Xin and me, in order to facilitate the care, Mu Feng and He Ling both moved to the store together. In the evening, Huaiyuan came over after school. Mu Feng couldn't hide it, so he told him everything. The kid didn't say anything, sighed with an old-fashioned look, turned around and left.

In the past few days, Qu Xin and I have been gradually adapting to this body. Now I finally understand that when people are old, their bodies really don't listen to their calls, and they can't do anything.

Especially this sleep, sometimes just after falling asleep and waking up again. That night, I got up and drank water as usual, and now it has become the norm for me to get up at night.

Suddenly, I saw a figure swaying by, floating towards the room inside, where the corpses of Qu Xin and I were lying.

I quietly followed, and saw the figure of the female ghost gradually appear.

The female ghost paced back and forth in front of me and Qu Xin's corpses for a moment, then picked up my body and turned to leave. When I turned around and saw me behind me, I seemed to be startled, and I didn't catch it in my hand, and my body fell to the ground in a daze. My heart tightened when I fell.

This movement woke everyone up. He Ling rushed over and released the spirit worm. Seeing this, the female ghost couldn't take care of my body anymore, and turned around to escape.