Chapter 0081 - Tut-tut

What kind of fairy is this?

Leng Ao patted his head with a black line, and let the four heavenly kings discuss.

Yes, I'd better smoke, Leng Ao took out a cigarette and lit it and put it in his mouth, and comfortably spit out a smoke ring.

Unexpectedly, the eyes of the Four Heavenly Kings were attracted again, and Mo Lihai said in surprise: "What kind of spell is this?" Can you swallow clouds and spit fog? ”

"Oops, this is good, this is good." Mo Lihong's eyes widened as he looked at the smoke ring that Leng Ao had just spit out.

Being so frightened by these people, Leng Ao was choked and coughed: "Cough, cough, cough......"

"Hey, does this spell require coughing?" Mo Liqing was stunned for a moment.

The Four Heavenly Kings glanced at each other, maybe it was like this.

Seeing the eagerness of the four of them, they handed over the cigarettes and lighters on the table arrogantly: "Come on, come on, you try, a cigarette after dinner, happy like a fairy." ”

"What do you mean by likeness?" Mo Lishou glanced at him coldly and arrogantly: "We are." ”

The four of them hurriedly smoked out their cigarettes, and learned to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog with the appearance of cold arrogance, so the first batch of smokers in the heavenly court was born, and Leng Ao can be said to be a great contribution.

All of a sudden, a continuous coughing sound rang out in the room: "Ahem...... Ahem......"

"This thing...... Ahem......"

Looking at the appearance of the Four Heavenly Kings swallowing clouds and spitting fog, Leng Ao secretly laughed in his heart, I have been smoking since I was seventeen years old, and now I have been smoking for several years, can you compare with me?

But how long did it take for this joy, Leng Ao couldn't help but be stunned in his heart, in just one cigarette, these four heavenly kings could be so skillful?

And it looks like he's more powerful than me, he can't help but feel a little furious in his heart, is this the difference between immortals and mortals?

His eyes glanced at the Four Heavenly Kings, and said coldly and arrogantly, anyway, he is an immortal, so he shouldn't have to eat, right?

As soon as this thought flashed through his head, Mo Lishou shouted: "Leng Ao, is there anything to eat, our brothers are hungry." ”

"Hungry?" Leng was stunned for a moment, and asked in a daze, "Aren't you immortals?" How can you still be hungry? ”

"Who said that immortals can't be hungry?" Mo Lihai glanced at Leng Ao with contempt: "This is the mortal world, we will naturally be hungry when we arrive in the mortal world, hurry up, do you have anything to eat?" Come up on the hour first. ”

Will the immortals be hungry when they reach the mortal world?

This is really the first time I have heard such a statement, Leng Ao rummaged through the cabinets for a while, and finally found several buckets of instant noodles in the kitchen, presumably bought by Song Mengman.

No matter, feed these immortals first.

After soaking, Leng Ao just served it on the table, and the Four Heavenly Kings were stunned.

"What is this?" Mo Liqing had a simple look.

Mo Lihai pondered for a moment, and pretended to be deep: "I guess it should be food." ”

"What's in there?" Mo Lihong's eyes widened, trying to see through the instant noodle bucket.

Mo Lishou looked at the three of them with a black line: "Don't you know if you eat it?" ”

As a result, the first batch of immortals to eat instant noodles in Heavenly Court were born again, and the four heavenly kings sucked the soaked instant noodles, looking intoxicated one by one.

"I swear I've never eaten anything so good."

"I'm afraid the God of Food can't do it, right?"

"This soup...... Fucking good thief......"

Leng Ao looked at these four people with a shocked face, this instant noodle buddy is eating it and wants to vomit, you actually treat it as a treasure?

Could it be that things in the world are also rare in the heavenly court?

Suddenly, the Four Heavenly Kings stared at Leng Ao with wide eyes, their eyes full of aggression.

"What do you want to do?" Leng Ao couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Mo Liqing glared at the other three fiercely, trying to squeeze out an affectionate smile: "Leng Ao, this is ...... Is there anything else? ”

After speaking, the eyes of the four people turned to Leng Ao, with an unstoppable expression.

Leng Ao felt that if he said no, he would not be torn apart by these four people.

"Also, I'll go get it." Leng Ao hurriedly returned to the kitchen and served instant noodles to the four of them......

After a long while, the Four Heavenly Kings sat on the sofa with a full hiccups, their eyes staring at the TV, and they swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog together.

This picture is so beautiful, Leng Ao is a little unbearable to look at directly.

"You guys play slowly, I'll go to sleep first......" Leng Ao hurriedly found an excuse to sneak back into the room.

Leaving the Four Heavenly Kings smoking and watching TV in the living room, as soon as Leng Ao returned to the room, he saw the Howling Sky Dog lying lazily on his bed.

"You go to sleep in the living room." Leng Ao barked at the howling dog, he didn't have the habit of sleeping with dogs.

The Howling Dog said dissatisfiedly: "Why? ”

"Your acquaintance is here." Leng Ao smiled: "They are in the living room." ”

"Really?" The whistling dog hurriedly jumped out of bed and hurried towards the living room.

Leng Ao immediately closed the door, he must not let the Howling Sky Dog into the room, otherwise it will damage my reputation......

The next morning, Leng Ao came together, and saw the Four Heavenly Kings and the Roaring Heavenly Dog leaning on the sofa with red eyes, yawning one by one.

"What's going on?" Leng Ao asked.

"What else?" The Howling Sky Dog raised the dog's head and said weakly, "Watch TV all night." ”

"You cows." Leng Ao gave a thumbs up.

With the Roaring Sky Dog at home, Leng Ao felt that he didn't need to worry about the food of the Four Heavenly Kings, but that the instant noodles were enough.

"You guys are playing at home, I'm going to go out for a while." Leng Ao commanded to the Four Heavenly Kings.

"Where are you going?" Mo Liqing asked suspiciously.

"......" opened his mouth coldly and weakly, turned around and left without saying a word.

These immortals who eat the food of the heavenly court are too angry to speak, and if they are not careful, they may be able to get high blood pressure and heart disease.

He decided to ask Jiang Bu if these guys were the Four Heavenly Kings, and don't be cheated by a few neuropaths.

As soon as I walked out of the community, I saw Jiang Bu squatting on the side of the road smoking a cigar, and the whole person seemed to be in a trance.

"I'm not afraid to smoke you to death." Leng Ao said angrily to Jiang Bu, who was following behind.

Jiang Bu smiled: "Don't worry, you can't kill me, I'm an immortal, by the way, the Four Heavenly Kings didn't embarrass you last night, right?" ”

"How do you know? By the way, are those four guys immortals? And how did they get down? Leng Ao glanced at Jiang Bu vigilantly, and couldn't help muttering in his heart, doesn't this even know what I was doing last night?

"It's not as serious as you think." Jiang Bu squeezed the cigarette butt in his hand in the ashtray fiercely, and then said with a smile: "I'm the contact person above and below, I have to know who is down above, right?" Didn't the Rakshasa Heaven attack the Heavenly Court at this time, a few of them couldn't beat the Rakshasa Heaven, and then they were knocked down to the mortal world, and then they followed the Three Emperors Seal to find you. ”

It turned out to be like this, Leng Ao sneered: "Then what else do you know?" ”

"You take me to be chic, and I'll teach you." Jiang Bu lazily leaned on the pillar of the street lamp, looked around, and then smiled evilly: "As long as I do what I say, I guarantee that you eat and drink spicy food, how about it?" Do you want to do it? ”

"It's not a good thing." Leng Ao pursed his lips.

Jiang Bu smiled: "Little brother, you are a typical gentleman with the heart of a villain, fortunately, the old brother doesn't care about you, I'll give you another hint, as long as you wait for these masters well, don't you get what you want?" ”

I have to say that Jiang Bu's words still have some truth, but Leng Ao suffered a loss when he looked for the Roaring Sky Dog before, so he doesn't believe in those immortals very much now.

Leng Ao squatted next to Jiang Bu, smoking a cigarette and saying disdainfully: "What you say sounds very tempting. It's confusing, but after thinking about it for a while, I always feel that you are a person who is unprofitable and can't afford to be early, you say you will be so kind? ”

"Uh......" Jiang Bu clearly appeared a few black lines on his head, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "It really hurts my heart to talk to you, go, don't send it." ”

"Who said to send ......" Leng Ao suddenly thought of a question, and hurriedly stopped Jiang Bu: "Don't hurry away first, I'll ask you something." ”

Jiang Bu was overjoyed in his heart, there was a play, and he turned around with an extremely unhappy expression: "What's wrong?" ”

"Oh, it's nothing, just ask the goblin if he took it."

"Nonsense, Jiang Ye made a move, and the goblin was either dead or injured." Jiang Fei said angrily: "It's like you, I haven't done it for a long time." ”

"Am I inexperienced?" Leng Ao touched his nose in embarrassment, and then asked, "Is the old man who was sucked by the goblin saved by the yang energy?" ”

"Yes." Jiang Bu said with certainty: "As long as you ask Taishang Laojun to get a few elixirs that replenish yang qi." ”

"Damn, aren't you talking for nothing?" Leng Ao glanced at Jiang Bu, then suddenly stretched out his hand in front of Jiang Bu, and smiled: "Bring it." ”

Jiang Bu was startled, hurriedly took two steps back, and said nervously: "What to take?" ”

"Medicine." Leng Ao plucked out his ears and said contemptuously: "Don't tell me that you don't, if you don't, believe it or not, I'll throw the four heavenly kings out when I go back." ”

Jiang Bu took a deep breath, and after half a sound, he sighed helplessly: "You are ruthless, I said that your kid's nose is not a dog?" Come, take, take. ”

After speaking, he took out a box from his pocket and handed it to Leng Ao's hand, blinked his eyes, and smiled mysteriously: "Did you fall in love with the girl who lived with you?" A rich girl, without a boyfriend, is simply an ideal little rich woman...... Tut-tut...... If you're soaked...... Tut-tut......"