Chapter 37: Split in Half

Although he admires the kind of tank that protects his teammates, Rorschach definitely doesn't want to be that kind of tank, firstly because it hurts, and secondly because he doesn't want to be beaten. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"We originally wanted you to take the place of our [boss]..."Wang Xiaobo smiled and encouraged: "Your body that surpasses ordinary people was born for this!" ”

"Grass!" At this moment, Rorschach could not think of anything more than the word 'grass'. But at the same time, he was also a little helpless, because people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and most importantly... He couldn't think of anything more suitable for his ability to strengthen his body, could he be a full-time logistics porter?!

It's not shameful enough!

"Okay, you better exercise honestly and work hard to be a meat shield!" Wang Xiaobo clasped his palms and laughed: "The talent of the body strengthening system is the life of the meat shield no matter where it is!" ”

No wonder the conditions promised to me were so good!

Rorschach now all 'understood', he thought about it, and said with some disappointment: "You... Aren't you going to make me attack?! ”

"Of course not..."Wang Xiaobo looked at Rorschach strangely and waved his hand, "It's just that we hope you are better at [defense]. As for the attack, we have a stronger one in the South Heavenly Gate..."

"How strong can it be?" Rorschach is a little unconvinced, no matter how strong he is, is it still comparable to Superman in "Man of Steel"?

As long as there is enough food, his body can stay strong forever! When the time comes, it's easy to blow up a building with one punch!

"Golden bit!" Wang Xiaobo squinted.

"So what?!" Rorschach was even more unconvinced, Superman's destructive power was also very strong, two Kryptonians were fighting, and the aftermath alone was enough to destroy a city.

Wang Xiaobo shook his head, as if he couldn't cry or laugh at Rorschach's ignorance, and said casually: "It's not a big deal, that is... Split the planet you are stepping on under your feet in half! ”

Rorschach gasped, he couldn't do such a thing as splitting the earth in half, he couldn't do it by killing him, he was silent for a while, and finally said: "The front foot is still the era of the turtle immortals, and the back foot is the era of Frieza... This power has been improved so perverted, aren't you afraid of collapse? ”

That being said, Rorschach also knew very well that that kind of attack was definitely not something that could be done easily, either it required a lot of energy or cast time, or there must be various preconditions, and this kind of forbidden move was definitely not like a fart a minute.

And there must be obvious weaknesses, such as not being able to move or attacking very slowly, otherwise... Otherwise, there is no need for a defender like himself to exist at all!

The more powerful it is, the more restrictive it must be!

Think about it, if every attack is like putting mushrooms, then one person can do everything, why do you need a team?

But then again, even if I had the Superman level of Man of Steel, it would be impossible for me to split the Earth in half... Without him, the profession is not right!

It's like Vegeta in Dragon Ball, a single shockwave is enough to blow up the entire planet. But if you let him save people, then don't have fun... The profession is not right, and everything is in vain.

"What do you know?!" Wang Xiaobo was rarely angry, and said: "From the beginning of 12 years to the present, I have been thinking about it for so many years, and the outline alone is several G's... How easy is it to want to collapse?! ”

"Uh... Don't talk about these useless things. Rorschach was honest and said, "All in all, let's talk about your requirements now... As long as I can do it, I will definitely complete it! ”

In other words, if I can't do it, don't blame me for not being able to finish it!

Wang Xiaobo didn't have a blame-worthy tone, he touched his chin, and said in a tone that said, 'You can smoke a cigarette', very casually: "Then let's set three basic standards first!" ”

"Please!" Rorschach is colorful.

"The first is the ability to fight, that is, your attack power and self-protection when you are alone!" Wang Xiaobo said: "Your talent belongs to the comprehensive type, and there are no particularly outstanding attributes... So I can't ask too much of you. ”

"Well, as long as you can rely on your own strength, with your bare hands, face to face, and within an hour, be besieged by a modern legion of more than 10,000 men and well-armed. I'm not very demanding, you just have to survive... That's it! ”

That's it? What do you mean by 'it's OK'? Is there any mistake? 10,000 fully armed? Didn't you say a few more zeros? Rorschach opened his mouth and cursed in his heart.

"Next is destructive power..."Wang Xiaobo seemed to be unaware of Rorschach's stunned gaze, and said: "The so-called destructive power does not simply refer to attack power, but is a general term for the damage you cause to the outside world per unit of time. ”

"Your destructive power must make your enemies fear you and make them have to attack you, because not attacking you means taking more damage."

"To use a game term, it's 'taunt'. Of course, if you think it's [attracting hatred], that's right. ”

"In a nutshell, you have to be able to make the enemy have to attack you..."

"What?" When Rorschach was thinking about the difference between destructive power and confrontation ability, Wang Xiaobo had calmly said his second asking standard.

"So what.... Within an hour, you must be able to tear down the city you live in to the Stone Age! ”

Just kidding, right? It's like I'm the Hulk! Wrong... There are other reasons!

Rorschach's face changed dramatically, because he quickly thought of the reason for the 'demand for destructive power', was it a deterrent to certain people or the government?

Because the destructive power is strong enough, it can't easily start the war....

Just like the five permanent members of the current Security Council, each of them has the mushroom that has destroyed the earth several times, so no one dares to provoke a big war, so they can only stare at it with big eyes and stalemate.

But Wang Xiaobo continued to say in a 'you can definitely do it' tone: "The most important thing is your defensive ability, this must not be discounted!" When the time comes, I'll put a vulnerable 'person' behind your back, and then I'll attack you in every way... Don't worry, the attack intensity is not large, and you will definitely not use mushrooms..."

Rorschach breathed a sigh of relief: it's okay not to use mushrooms...

But he immediately understood, and couldn't help but curse: What a fart, why did you bring up the mushrooms? Doesn't that mean it can be slightly worse than mushrooms?

Soon, Wang Xiaobo responded to Rorschach's speculation: "It's just some strengthened armor-piercing bullets and dummy bullets... At most, there are neutron bullets and cloud bursts or something, and of course, assassinations and sneak attacks must not be missing. It's the number of attacks, ahem, it's the density of attacks, a little bit more, more than ten times a second... Maybe more than 100 times! ”

"What?!" Rorschach's tone immediately went up: "More than a hundred times a second? You might as well just throw me in the glass mixer! ”