"Ahh The girl sitting in front of her was sprayed with a mouthful of water and screamed in fright. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info that buddy coughed and apologized with difficulty. The boy who was with the girl jumped up and pushed the "squirting brother": "you're sick, aren't you!?" "It's furious.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry......" The squirting buddy knew that he was at a loss, and continued to apologize. But the other party doesn't accept it, "Is it useful to say I'm sorry?" Does it work? The girl said: "Xiao Ming, forget it, I'm fine......" The boy named Xiao Ming was still unforgiving, scolding and scolding.

Brother Squirting was also annoyed. The lowly apology was exchanged for a scolding, and the mud bodhisattva was also angry. and Xiao Ming pushed and shoved. Pushing and pushing, they scuffled together, and there was a commotion in the carriage. In the end, the driver drove the car to the campus police station and invited the couple to have tea.

Wu Li was speechless throughout the whole process, and only when he watched the girl enter the police station did he sigh: "Tong Yan **** is a disaster!" Only then did I read the reply: "This is the film that was just filmed, what do you think?" Niku-chan said, blushing with a blushing face.

Wu Li replied: "It can't be too perfect! It's ......"

"What is it?"

Originally, Wu Li wanted to talk about the interesting story just now, but after thinking about it, it doesn't seem appropriate, after all, Niku-chan put the photo for himself to see, wouldn't it be rude to show it to others? So he changed his words and said, "I'm so jealous of the photographer!" A bunch of crazy expressions were added to the back.

Niku-chan sent a snickering expression over.,And then I sent another selfie.,There are two people on it.,One is niku-chan.,Pouting and sitting with the action of a lucky cat.,The other is a person holding a single-lens reflex.,At first glance, it looks a bit like a man.,But if you look closely, you find that it's a woman.,It's very neutral.,With short hair.,Very ...... Handsome? Well, his eyes are arrogant and cold, and his thin lips still show a hint of disdain.

"We are a niku-opai pair. Boom! ”

Wu gave a few thumbs up, and then chatted like this. While chatting, Niku-chan suddenly said, "By the way, I almost forgot." I will come to Jiangshi at the end of next month! ”

Wu Li was stunned: "Really? ”

"yes. At the end of next month, it will be the opening ceremony of the Wang Yang Theme Park built by Wang Yang Group in Jiang City, and I have an appearance event. When the time comes, I will have to take a good look at the bamboo building you built. Are you welcome? ”

Wang Yang Group, isn't it the business empire of the country's father? Wang Yang Paradise Wu Li knows that there are a lot of advertisements on campus, as if it is a large-scale theme park that is going to be built with Disneyland. That's right, it seems to be the opening of the "pick-up" at the end of next month.

"......" Wu Li covered his face and muttered: "You deserve it, let you show off, let you get scared!" After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth, "It's a big deal, I'll build another one!" Anyway, there are drawings, and it's the same if you ask someone to build them. "Manly man, the water that is spilled out of the words spoken.

Besides, what, Wu Li is still vaguely looking forward to some kind of development. It was impossible before, but now it's been more than two months since we talked, so don't try it...... How do you know no? Looking at the cat lady photo sent by Niku-chan, Wu Li was ready to move: "Welcome leaders to come and guide!" ”

On the opposite side, an emoji with two "V" gestures was sent vertically. At this time, the campus bus passed by the Duxing Building where the Youth League Committee Office was located, and Wu Li got off the bus and sent a message to Niku-chan, "I have something to do, let's talk back." ”

The office of the Youth League Committee is on the seventh floor of the Duxing Building, and Wu Li climbed to the seventh floor in one breath without being red or panting, but his stomach was already hungry. Walking into classroom 728, there were already six boys and girls waiting inside.

"Senior."

"Hello senior!"

These are Wu Li's younger brothers and sisters, and they are the officers of the Youth League Committee Office. The office of the Youth League Committee, which sounds tall and actually short, is a bunch of miscellaneous people in addition to its good name, and other departments of the Youth League Committee, such as the Organization Department, the Propaganda Department, the Literature and Art Department, etc., look for the office whenever there is something.

Wu Li said: "What about Song Zhe? According to the rules of "university officialdom", Wu Li should not call Song Zhe's name in front of his younger brothers and sisters, but should be called "Director Song". Of course Wu Li knows this rule, but he doesn't! People call him "Director Wu", he just smiled and didn't bother to correct it. This "university officialdom" is smoky!

Yu Xuewen, the most active member in the office, said: "Senior Song hasn't come yet." Senior Wu, do you know why you suddenly asked us for a meeting? I had just taken two bites of food in the cafeteria when I received a call from Senior Song, and I rushed over immediately, as if I was in a hurry. ”

Wu Li said: "I don't know. Probably the bald willow has some instructions. "Liu Bald is Liu Guantu, the secretary of the Youth League Committee, that is not a student, but a teacher, but he has a serious public office level, because he is middle-aged, and many people call him Liu Bald.

Liu Guantu is not bad, smiling all day long, and is very dedicated to the work of the Youth League Study Committee. But I'm afraid he doesn't know that these cadres of the Youth League and School Committee under him have learned to report false accounts!

Last time the Youth League Committee Office held an event, Song Zhe falsely reported more than 800 yuan. Each of the six officers in the office was assigned more than 100. Everyone sees it in their eyes and enjoys it in their hearts. It's not because of the money, how much more than a hundred dollars can have, it's not enough for two Häagen-Dazs, the key is to have the excitement of doing bad things, exciting!

"Song Zhe hasn't come yet, so I'll talk about something first. Now the military training has ended. You have to start preparing for new recruits. This is your final test. We have to work hard to get the name out of our office, and then high-quality people will come in. Focus on those who are beautiful and handsome. Half of the last sentence is joking, but the other half is serious.

Jiang Shengyang smiled and said: "Senior Wu, just look at it, I promise to complete the task!" He glanced at Yu Xuewen. These two are competing. Compete for the position of the next Chief of Staff!

According to the management mechanism of the Youth League and School Committee, Wu Li and Song Zhe are about to "retire", and the next office director will of course be selected among the six of them.

Yu Xuewen said: "Do you know, senior? There is a super beauty in our business school this year, it is the second class of the International Trade Center, named Xiao Zhanlu, I heard that she is of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent, and now she is firmly seated in the throne of the new school flower. I was going to pick her up at school when school started. I feel like I can fight for it. ”

As soon as she talked about the beauty, the female compatriots in the office couldn't sit still, and An Jie, who was the tallest and most beautiful, said with great interest: "Senior, I know a handsome guy named Ouyang Qingfeng, old handsome, old handsome, do you know, he still retired from the army......"

Fang Qingqing rushed and said: "I know, I know, it is said that it is still a special soldier!" Stretching out his hand so badly that even the instructor of military training couldn't beat him, and he knocked the instructor down in three or two strokes, and then he was directly exempted from training. ”

Wu Li smiled: "Huh! Special forces, and knocked the instructor down. How I feel like I'm reading a novel. Do you think he was ordered by a mysterious superior or a weird old man to protect the school flower? ”

"The school flower's personal special forces!? This can have eh! Tang Shici's eyes lit up with thick-rimmed glasses. Wu Li knows that she is now a part-time writer, and she posts articles on a certain website, which seems to be well-paid, and she can afford to use brand-name goods for the office girls.

Fang Qingqing said with a smile: "Senior Wu, don't mention the novel, you can talk to you for three days and three nights when you mention Tang Liuliu's custody." Tang Shici is the youngest of the six, and the sixth to enter the office, so it is called "Tang Liuliu". Tang Liuliu laughed when he heard this, "Occupational disease, occupational disease." ”

Qian Liang, a boy who had never spoken, said lightly: "The real person of this session should be Wang Siming!" You may not be familiar with this name, but you must be very familiar with his brother's name. ”

An Jie said: "Wang Siming? Wang Siming? Don't...... He ...... with his national husband" Qian Liang smiled: "Smart! An Jie said: "That's not the second husband of the people!?" I'll go, I'll go, I'll go! Jiangnan University actually recruited such a great god!? Also in our business school? Her tongue was a little knotted.

Qian Liang said: "Don't spread this matter." This Wang Siming is different from his brother, very low-key. There are no more than ten people in our school who know about this. I suddenly had six more mouths. Hehe. ”

Wu Li knew that Qian Liang was a very low-key super-rich second generation, and it was not strange to know some secret things. That's what Youdao told him! Qian Liang is very low-key and frugal, sleeping in a dormitory, eating in the cafeteria, and dressing very ordinary, and others don't know his rich second-generation identity at all.

Everyone in the office has a good relationship, and he probably has good intentions when he reveals this news, if they have the heart to contact Wang Siming, they will definitely benefit from being friends for a lifetime.

Wu Li's current state of mind is naturally very different from the past, he scratched his head and smiled: "Ha, the mixed-race colonel, retired special forces, the second husband of the national...... Okay, if there is another super official second generation, you can make a table of mahjong. ”

Qian Liang glanced at Wu Li in surprise, is it really fake, so free and easy? The others laughed, but it was obviously far-fetched. The three girls, except for Tang Shici, the other two were blinking, not knowing what they were thinking.

"What are you laughing at?" A tall boy in a white shirt and glasses walked in. The six juniors and sisters stood up one after another to call the seniors. This is Song Zhe, the director of the office. Wu Li looked over, but found that his mouth was shiny, this guy came over after eating!

Nima! You have eaten your own food, let us wait for you here on an empty stomach, being so deliberate and shameless to this point? Song Zhe sat opposite Wu Li, this position was directly opposite the door, in the jargon, this is the "chairman's seat".

"The office is a serious place, don't talk and laugh here, let people hear it and say that there are no rules in our office." Song Zhe opened his mouth and glanced at Wu Li, "There are two things that come to you this time. The first is that new recruits are coming soon. This is the last and most important task of your session, and recruiting new people is to inject fresh blood into the office......" tirade mode is opened.

At the same time, when it comes to recruiting new people, Wu Li said "recruit handsome guys and beautiful women", and Song Zhe directly rose to a strange height, serious and serious, and very "official".

In the end, Song Zhe said: "At the same time, this is also the final test for you. After Director Wu and I retire, who among the six of you will leave and who will stay, the performance of the recruitment work will be a very important evaluation indicator. I hope you will attach great importance to it and work hard to stand this last shift well! ”

"Got it, senior." Yu Xuewen and Jiang Shengyang expressed their positions one after another. Wu Li smiled secretly: "In fact, there are only two people who want to stay, Yu Xuewen and Jiang Shengyang. Wu Li said: "What about Song Zhe's second thing?" "Brother is still hungry," Director Song, "Can you be a little sharper?"

Song Zhe glanced at Wu Li, "We know that the military training work has ended now. The next big event is the welcome party. This is a grand event to show the demeanor of our seniors of Jiangnan University to the freshmen, and it is also a stage to highlight the cultural and artistic heritage of our Jiangnan University......"

After omitting a few words, "According to the spirit of Secretary Liu's conversation, each department of the Youth League and Academic Committee of our business school must have a program to report to the Literature and Art Department of the Student Union of the school." Wu Li, you can catch this matter......" Wu Li said: "Me? What about you? ”

Song Zhe's face was unhappy, and he said, "I have other things to do recently, and I can't get out." He was not willing to retire like this, and was now on the move, preparing to win the position of vice president of the school's student union. He didn't dare to hope for the chairman's position, it had already been decided, and he was the son of the Jiang City Education Bureau.

"Oh, and also, singing sketches and dancing are too popular. And Xu Jiaojiao, one of the top ten singers on campus, is in the organization department. We can't compare to the two from the Northeast of the Propaganda Department. Zhou Yaqing of the Dance Practice Department is the school's ambassador and is proficient in a variety of dances. We can't compare to them. Alas, I'm only now discovering that we don't have a special feature in our office. There are only twenty days left. Wu Li, you have to hurry up and think of a novel and bright program, and strive to make our office shine in front of freshmen. Okay, so that's all I'm going to say, you guys combined. I'll leave first. ”

Wu Li squinted his eyes and watched him leave: "......"