Chapter 368: Talent (2)
When he heard that his sentence could be reduced for drinking, the criminal was overjoyed, and he immediately reported his situation:
"Sir, drinking is my forte. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoI have a nickname on the rivers and lakes, and people call me 'drinking the dead'. ”
"Drink the dead?"
Several people present couldn't understand it, but the police officer was very flexible, and he immediately turned out this person's information, and after a while, the police officer raised his head in surprise:
"Awesome, you really drank a few people to death!"
The criminal said embarrassedly: "That time I was promoted, and several subordinates came to congratulate me. That is, I drank a few small bottles of wine, and who knew that they were not too drunk, and they actually drank two to death on the spot, so I was locked up. I'm really unlucky! ”
"A few bottles of wine? How many pounds of wine are there? ”
Yuan Min asked a professional question, and the criminal replied indifferently:
"Six pounds for a bottle, we only killed five bottles."
Yuan Min and the others were dumbfounded.
There is no doubt that the one in front of him must meet the requirements, if he is sent to drink with the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, I am afraid that the demon saint will have to hand over half of his life, but after the police officer looked at the information carefully, he showed a look of embarrassment.
"Officer Yuan, I'm afraid this person is not suitable."
"Not suitable? Why? ”
"I read the medical report of this person in prison, and he has severe alcoholic liver disease, and other gallbladder spleen, lung and kidney problems. If I drink it any more, I guess he will be the next one to die. If something happens to the criminal, our guards can't afford to be responsible! ”
As soon as the criminal saw the opportunity to slip away, he immediately pleaded:
"Sir, there's no problem. In our China, where can you climb up without drinking? The first unspoken rule has to be a sake bag and a rice bag. My body is fine, I've gotten used to it after so many years, so you just let me go. ”
Yuan Min thought about it and finally sent him away, although he was a talent, but looking at his ruthlessness, if he really let this person get his sentence reduced and released from prison early, I was afraid that he would not know how many people would be killed outside.
After thinking about it, Yuan Min changed the direction of his choice: "Don't choose to be an official, let's see if there are any opportunities in other categories?" ”
The police officer set the conditions, and soon a small flat head walked up.
Seeing this little flat head with a capable appearance, as soon as he came up, his eyes turned straight, and he looked like a thief and a shrewd fellow.
Yuan Min talked about the conditions as usual, and this little flat head's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he couldn't help laughing:
"Oh, drink, it's easy to do, brother...... Ahem, my little brother is really strong here. ”
"9527, so confident? Tell me, what kind of strong law are you? Yuan Min didn't like his dishonest appearance, so he didn't have any anger when he asked.
9527 was not in a hurry, he began to slowly talk about his experience:
"Sir, I used to be a salesman, and my job was to beg people to sell the products in my hands, so I drank tactically.
I've heard you say that the other person's alcohol consumption is bottomless, so in this case, we should drink it in a targeted manner, so that it will be easier to put the other person down. ”
As soon as they heard that there was also strategy and tactics for drinking, Yuan Min and the others suddenly became interested, and Chen Xiaoyi asked with a smile:
"And how do you usually drink it?"
"Me? There are many ways to do that. ”
Xiao Pingtou raised his eyebrows, and he proudly introduced:
"I'm not particular about drinking, I can drink whatever I want.
white, red, beer; smooth, spicy, choking; domestic, foreign, happy events, funerals;
Low, high, mixed; Urgent, fast, slow; Group, individual, melee, **......
Anyway, my drinking tactics are all-round, I can persuade you from any way if you can't do it, if you really run into a ruthless man, I will fight him to the end! ”
"Wow, all-rounder!"
"Polite, polite, if you count by academic qualifications, my brother is at most a 'postdoctoral'."
This little flat head shook his head, and he was proud when he talked about his achievements. Chen Xiaoyi made up an identity for that Nine Spirit Yuan Saint - saying that he was a rich man from the inland, and this little flat head immediately said his tactics.
"Oh, Luke, that's easy. Lu Ke drinks less foreign wine, so let's start with foreign wine.
Of course, you can't do things openly and bully others, since the other party has an identity, it's not good to be too straightforward, so it's best for us to mix and drink.
First drink white and then foreign, then mix white and foreign together, and finally rinse your mouth with beer, I estimate that it will be about the same after seven pounds.
Brother, leave this matter to me, and say, what kind of outcome do you need - dead or alive? Cripples are OK too! ”
……
Back at home, Sun Dasheng and the others were still amazed, today's trip is really eye-opening, there are really many talents in the mortal world, and if you don't communicate with these people on weekdays, it's really a little bit of a mouse.
If it is really according to the drinking method of that little flat head, the ending of the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage can be imagined, but the other party is a big demon, so I don't know if he will be chaotic after drinking.
"No, we still have to prepare - this wine has to be drunk in a safe place."
Chen Xiaoyi was cautious, he immediately dialed the phone, and Tie Zheng's voice came from the other end of the phone:
"What, there's a mission, or is it a war with those supernatural people? Is it Sun Dasheng again? ”
"Uh, it's not him, a more powerful guy, are you sure?"
As soon as he heard that he was going to face the master, this Tie Zheng's breathing suddenly became short:
"No problem, bring it here. Lao Tzu has just been equipped with an unmanned combat system here, and he is looking for a powerful opponent to open the meat.
Tell that kid to be careful, don't let us kill you!" ”
Hanging up the phone, Chen Xiaoyi smiled:
"Brother, this is a Hongmen banquet, now it's up to us to see if that Nine Spirits Yuan Sage dares to come."
……
Qianxi, a nameless mountainous area, is inaccessible here. In an empty valley, the lights were unexpectedly lit up that night, and a small table was set up in the center of the valley, and the small table was full of wine and food, and Xiao Pingtou sat on the edge of the wine table in high spirits.
Five kilometers away, there was a majestic mountain, halfway up the mountain, where Tie Zheng's headquarters was placed.
At this time, the headquarters was brightly lit, and various electronic instruments were collecting data.
Tie Zheng stood with Sun Dasheng and Chen Xiaoyi, and they were looking at the valley with binoculars.
The valley was still quiet, and the master Chen Xiaoyi said still hadn't appeared, and Tie Zheng couldn't help but be a little impatient:
"What's the matter, you're arranging our big team just to supervise other people's drinking? This scene is too big, isn't it, there is a banquet, and there are machine guns and cannons waiting to persuade you to drink? ”
Chen Xiaoyi whispered comforting: "Don't worry, don't worry, aren't we careful to sail the 10,000-year-old ship?" ”
While everyone was whispering, they saw a layer of dark clouds suddenly roll up in the sky, and after a while, the wind and clouds in this mountain changed, and a thick lightning "snapped" from the nine heavens to the ground.
…… (To be continued.) )