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Lu Li was stunned at first after discovering that Zhang Rong's face had changed, and thought of a certain possibility that Zhang Rong was allergic to Coke, after all, he had never drunk Coke before, or whether he was allergic to Coke

After thinking about it slightly, Lu Li gave up these two possibilities, neither of these two reaction processes can be so fast, if you are allergic, you should have a red rash all over your body, and then feel the itch of your body, but Zhang Rong did not scratch her body but covered her neck with her hands

On the other hand, even if it's an expired Coke, Nima, it doesn't have such a big reaction.

Blaming the reason, Lu Li quickly thought of a possibility, and then, his expression became a little strange.

At this time, Zhang Rong was holding his neck with his hands, and he felt that a stream of air was about to emerge from his throat, which was terrifying

At that moment, Zhang Rong felt that he was going to die, and in his mind, the thought of why did the niece want to hurt me came out, and then the thought of coming out came out, his expression was panicked, and the next moment

"Hiccup"

A big hiccup came out, and Zhang Rong suddenly turned red.

Lu Li stared at the sky speechlessly, and found out why Xuanyuan Yixue had to leave his home in the middle of the night and give himself such a senior uncle, everyone would collapse.

"Uncle Rong, this is actually a carbonated drink, it was a normal reaction just now, don't make a fuss, if it's really poisonous, I should hang it before you."

In the next two hours, Lu Li fully became a teacher, and the students still belong to the type of asking questions if they don't understand, this bottle of Coke to quench their thirst in advance is really prescient, otherwise, I am afraid that this will have a dry mouth.

Rao is like this, Lu Li also feels that he is a little unbearable, this is the same as teaching primary school students, it is too difficult.

But if it involves the professional field, Zhang Rong's opinion can scare Lu Li into a cold sweat.

At this time, after a long day of explanation, Zhang Rong was satisfied, although many places still don't understand, for example, what kind of automatic toilet has to be scared to death, the water rushed into the chrysanthemum from both sides, and the chrysanthemum was scared at that time, and the whole person blushed until now I still have palpitations.

Therefore, he was able to sit calmly on the sofa and chat with Lu Li at this time, and he had to digest this matter for a long time.

And Lu Li finally got a chance to breathe, he sat cross-legged on the sofa and said, "By the way, Uncle Rong, since you are the descendant of the Heavenly Master Dao, then you should have caught a monster, right?" ”

Zhang Rong glanced at Lu Li in surprise, and said, "No need to make a fuss, it's just ten." ”

Lu Li was startled, and Zhang Rong continued, "But as an outsider, you only need a monster, it seems that you have a lot of relationship with my niece, and she even told you such a secret, but as an uncle, I have never beaten mandarin ducks, but there is one thing that must be said in advance." ”

Lu Li suddenly had a cute expression on his face, "Uncle Rong, you say." ”

"Your Uncle Rong and I are more feudal and conservative, so even if you really fall in love, you can't get pregnant before marriage."

Lu Li sweated for a moment and said, "Uncle Rong, I don't feel like we should talk about this topic at this time, let's switch back to the matter of monsters."

"It's fine." Zhang Rong nodded, and then continued, "I didn't expect my unreliable niece to catch a monster, but I observed yesterday, although this monster has a life form, but its consciousness is not condensed enough, I always suspect that this should be a doppelganger of a certain monster." ”

With such a simple analysis, Lu Li's whole person was covered in cold sweat.

"Lu Li, why is your body so cold all of a sudden?" Zhang Rong's hand touched Lu Li's hand.

Can Lu Li not be cold? Such a simple two sentences have analyzed the situation of Zeus thoroughly, and it is indeed worthy of being the thirty-second generation descendant of the Heavenly Master Dao, even this kind of analysis ability is much more reliable than the thirty-third generation descendant of the Exorcist Dragon Clan, and the man in front of him simply said that his beard has the function of deterring monsters.

But soon, Lu Li's face became a little pale, and he thought of the topic he had chatted with Xuanyuan Yixue on the car that day, only to see him carefully withdraw his hand, and quickly pulled out two pieces of paper from the table and wiped them vigorously, it was such an action that made Zhang Rong's cheeks twitch twice.

"Lu Li Xiaoyou, I think you misunderstood me something?"

Lu Li hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I didn't misunderstand, I didn't misunderstand anything, I didn't think about anything, I just had dirty hands, wipe it twice"

Immediately after, Lu Li seemed to hear the sound of something shattering.

Well, as a man in his thirties, he felt that his self-esteem had been insulted and traumatized at this moment, "Lu Li Xiaoyou, I think it is necessary for us to have a fight, come on, show your sword!" ”

Lu Li suddenly showed a contemptuous look and said, "Bright sword? Then you also need to have a sword, but don't forget, your sword is still in the police station, if you don't complete the formalities, it is estimated that your sword may become a culture, I have heard for the first time that the head of the house can give his head token to the police to take away, and there is no such performance on TV, it's just exciting, don't want it, so I said it earlier, this reality is much more interesting than the TV series."

Zhang Rong held a sentence in his mouth for a long time, and finally his face turned red and said, "If you are in the Heavenly Master Dao, you dare to talk to the head of the sect like this, you are dead now." ”

"Fortunately, I'm not a Heavenly Master."

“”

"Okay, don't show contempt, what age is this, and it's still so old-fashioned," Suddenly, Lu Li seemed to have thought of something, and his face showed excitement, "Uncle Rong, why don't I take you to the bar at night?" ”

"Where to drink?" Zhang Rong's eyes suddenly lit up.

Lu Li thought about it, and finally affirmed firmly, "That's right, it's a place to drink!" ”

Zhang Rong swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Then it's such a pleasant decision?" ”

"Okay."

As soon as he thought of the serious head of the Heavenly Master Dao entering the bar, and a group of hot women surrounding him, Lu Li had an urge to laugh out loud, but in the next moment, the smug look on Zhang Rong's original face disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by a solemn face, "There is a demonic spirit!" ”

Zhang Rong rushed to the door in an instant, and Lu Li had just reacted when he heard Zhang Rong say with an embarrassed face, "Lu Li, how can this door be opened?" ”

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