Chapter 7 How can you be worthy of my mental illness if you are not late!
Both sides of the school's stone road are neatly trimmed precious flowers and plants, it is not an exaggeration to describe them with fragrant overflowing, walking on the road makes people feel pleasant, if the students are damaged, they have to compensate, but Gu Xiaotian does not understand the preciousness of these flowers and plants, otherwise he will definitely yell: "You get so many precious flowers and plants planted on the side of the road, this is not just to touch porcelain!" Immediately all of them will be replaced by grass for Lao Tzu, the kind that will be free to sleep! ”
Gu Xiaotian walked a few steps, and suddenly pointed to a boy in front of him and said, "The classmate holding soy milk in front, you stop!" ”
When the boy heard this, he looked back at Gu Xiaotian a little timidly: "I'...... Me? ”
"That's right, it's you, come here. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Gu Xiaotian smiled at him and nodded.
The boy's face suddenly wrinkled into a bun, and he slowly moved towards Gu Xiaotian like a snail, and sweat slowly appeared on his forehead, after all, there were too many people in the school who had suffered Gu Xiaotian's loss, how could he not be afraid.
"How much is your soy milk worth?" Gu Xiaotian asked.
"Back to ...... Looking back on the young master, ten ...... Ten bucks or so. The classmate replied with difficulty.
it! It costs ten yuan to drink a cup of soy milk, you can really die! Gu Xiaotian's thinking suddenly returned to the time when he drank a dollar of soy milk in his previous life, thinking about how hard he was at that time.
"Ahem...... I suddenly want to drink soy milk, sell it to me! Gu Xiaotian said this sincerely, although the Gu family's breakfast was very rich, but there was no soy milk that he was used to drinking in his previous life, and he always felt that there was a lack of taste.
"Since Young Master Gu likes it, then ...... I'll give it to you. As the classmate spoke, he stuffed the soy milk into Gu Xiaotian's hand, wanting to turn around and run away, but he didn't want to stay longer for a moment.
"What's the matter? You mean you think I can't afford it? Gu Xiaotian said angrily.
The boy's body that had just finished turning around suddenly froze, and he turned his head with a dry smile: "Young Master Gu, I'm ...... Of course I didn't mean that. ”
"That's good." Gu Xiaotian nodded with satisfaction, and then smiled with a smile: "Although my family is quite poor, you can rest assured that a cup of soy milk can actually be afforded." ”
Endure...... Pretty poor...... The boy suddenly had a black line in his head, and he didn't know how to describe his mood at the moment, he couldn't help but find out, it turned out that this is the highest level of pretending!
Hearing Gu Xiaotian's words, the extraordinary next to him had already taken out 10 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the boy.
"Just give him 10 bucks? Worthy of the identity of this young master! Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian yelled: "At least 11!" ”
"Yes, yes...... That's what the young master said. Extraordinary smiled at Gu Xiaotian, hurriedly added another dollar and handed it to the boy, the boy didn't dare to refuse, turned around after taking the money and ran away, but because he was too excited, he fell without running two steps and ate, the boy rubbed his sore knees and got up from the ground, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Lao Tzu's medical expenses are more than 11 yuan......
Gu Xiaotian, who saw this scene, couldn't help but be happy, and said in his heart, you can really make a nerve to death!
"Drop! Congratulations to the host for allowing someone else to trigger the third 4-star death event. At that moment, a voice suddenly came to my head.
"What? You can even let others trigger it! Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "Bing Ling, you come out for me!" ”
When he heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, and hurriedly turned his head to look around, but he didn't find anyone around! So it can only be attributed to Gu Xiaotian's nerves again.
"You don't have to shout so loudly, speak to me in your heart, and I can hear me." The voice of the ice spirit came from his head.
Gu Xiaotian looked back at the extraordinary, and saw that his expression was really a little wrong, coughed lightly, and then communicated with Bing Ling in his heart, and said angrily: "You didn't tell me before that others can also trigger the nerve death event, and now it is suddenly triggered by others, do you know?" This is a great disrespect to me! ”
"It was my negligence, but what do you want?" Bing Ling said lightly.
"Listen to your tone, look at your attitude, do you have a little bit of confession and repentance?" Gu Xiaotian said excitedly: "In view of your bad attitude, God has now decided to punish you severely!" Hurry up and take back this death-making event that was triggered, God doesn't accept it! ”
"......" Bing Ling was stunned, it was the first time she knew that there was such a strange person, and she didn't know who this was punishing, she was silent for a while before she said: "I'm sorry, I don't have the right to revoke what the system rewards the host." ”
"Of course I know you don't have the right, otherwise do you think I would dare to pretend to be this in front of you?" Gu Xiaotian smiled contemptuously: "How can a person who doesn't even dare to modify his attribute points dare to revoke something rewarded by the system, hmph!" ”
Ice Spirit: "......"
Seeing that Bing Ling was silent, Gu Xiaotian hated iron and said again: "You said you don't dare to do anything, what use do I want you to do?" Even if it's my dog, if it's angry, it might bite me on the arm, do you dare to bite me when you're angry? Don't dare! You say you're not as good as a puppy, what's the point of being alive? ”
"......" Bing Ling was silent for a long time before taking a long deep breath and saying, "Gu Xiaotian, I am also a person with flesh and blood. ”
The implication of Bing Ling's words is that I am also a person, don't make me angry, I really don't want to be a person who is by the host.
"What's the matter! Am I not human if you're human? Not only do I have flesh and blood, but I also have a big dingding! Do you have one? Gu Xiaotian retorted excitedly.
Bing Ling stopped talking.
After Gu Xiaotian finished yelling, he suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, seeing that Bingling shut up and stopped talking, he drank the soy milk deliciously, and when he turned around, he saw a beautiful person, he was "shoehorned" by Ganghelan's little wife last night.
"Xuexue, do you drink soy milk?" Gu Xiaotian hurriedly shouted at Helan Xue, with a beautiful smile on his face: "It's very sweet, sweeter than the grapes I ate last night." ”
Hearing Gu Xiaotian's first sentence, Helan Xue also planned to refuse him euphemistically, after all, she was also kind, but when she heard the latter sentence, she immediately remembered that after being kissed by Gu Xiaotian, the other party licked her lips and said that it was sweeter than grapes, and her face immediately turned red, so the polite words were directly omitted, and she walked straight past Gu Xiaotian with her little buttocks.
Gu Xiaotian didn't pester her, he stood in place and sucked the soy milk, and watched Helan Xue go away with a smile.
After Helanxue walked out of more than ten meters, she glanced back at Gu Xiaotian, and saw that he was still standing there leisurely drinking soy milk, and couldn't help but shout: "If you don't hurry up, you're going to be late." ”
When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he was not happy at the moment, and said angrily: "How can you be worthy of my mental illness if you are not late!" ”