After school, when the others went to the empty building, Cao Ming beckoned a few people to put down the curtains in the classroom, preparing to rehearse a few times first, just as a run-in. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The large framework of the script was copied according to a more classic sketch "Before the Exam" in Cao Ming's memory, but in this, Cao Ming added a lot of jokes and baggage that were widely circulated later, making the rhythm of this sketch very tight, and at the same time, it can maintain a high level of appreciation.

The character setting of the sketch is very simple, a pair of parents and a child who is about to take an exam, the background of the story is that the child is about to take a very important exam, and the whole family is mobilized to cheer up the child's preparation wholeheartedly. Of course, there are all kinds of complaints and ridicule about the examination and education system, and in this regard, Cao Ming has spent a lot of effort in order to have a further sense of resonance on the stage in the future. After the things came out, it was an introverted student like Wang Yi, who couldn't help but smile and nodded frequently after watching the dialogue written by Cao Ming himself, obviously poked to the heart by the script lines.

"Come on, hurry up, Shang Xuemei and I will play mom and dad, Meng Fan, you play the son、、、"

Before the words fell, Meng Fan jumped to protest, and Wang Yi snickered on the side.

Cao Ming was prepared, his eyes suddenly became gentle, and the orchid finger flicked lightly: "Why don't we play husband and wife?" ”

Meng Fan was stunned, at a loss, obviously choked to the point of being disgusted.

Shang Xuemei laughed and quietly gave Cao Ming a thumbs up.

Meng Fan twisted and pinched, refusing to take his place for a long time.

Shang Xuemei didn't have a good face now, her expression changed, and she became sharp: "Grind and chirp, just act, don't act, get out." ”

Sure enough, one thing descended from one thing, Meng Fan was immediately silent, and behaved like a domestic cat that was fed dried small fish, and bowed his head to the podium.

"Xiaoyi, you are the director, you said we'll just pass."

Wang Yi gradually got better, picked up the triangle board, and touched it lightly on the podium: "action!" "It's really like that.

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Rehearsals stumbled. Shang Xuemei laughed many times in the middle, not to mention Wang Yi, who never put down the hand on her mouth to cover her mouth.

Meng Fan also began to have no skin and no face after the initial awkwardness, and Cao Ming was almost a little blushing when he heard it, Shang Xuemei was calm in this regard, and even sweetly agreed every time, so that Cao Ming's goosebumps fell straight down.

When the rehearsal reached the second time, several people basically began to try to get out of the script, the expressions on their faces became more and more natural, and their eyes exuded confidence.

When the clock on the wall approached ten o'clock, Cao Ming smiled and clapped his hands, signaling the end: "Everyone performed very well today, and it's not too late today, go back and be proficient in your lines, and take the time to practice again tomorrow." ”

The other people nodded naturally, and even Meng Fan, who was a little unaccustomed to Cao Ming's leadership tone at first, unconsciously felt that there was nothing wrong with Cao Ming talking like this.

Shang Xuemei is a day student, and the three of them consciously sent her to the school gate before turning to the dormitory building.

On the way back, Meng Fan may have just received some instructions or threats from Shang Xuemei, didn't take two steps, and said very obscenely: "The beautiful scenery of a good day is not a light bulb." I ran back to the boys' dormitory.

Cao Ming scolded with a smile, but he didn't feel anything, but Wang Yi on the side was already flying his cheeks.

"I'll send you back."

Wang Yi was noncommittal, just lowered his head and meekly followed Cao Ming's footsteps.

The moonlight is like water, the evening breeze is light, and an ambiguous atmosphere that seems to be absent floats in the air.

Cao Ming wanted to find an interesting topic to open up the situation, and suddenly a very unbearable moan came from his ears.

Wang Yi obviously heard it too, and his body stiffened.

The two looked at each other, both in disbelief.

"Hmm~ Don't!"

Again, this time the voice was much clearer, making people's blood boil and imagination, but the tone contained a strong reluctance.

The red on Wang Yi's face became more and more intense.

"It's the duty room."

Cao Ming whispered to Wang Yi.

Wang Yi's gaze swept to the security guard duty room not far away, with an embarrassed expression.

"Let's take a look."

"Don't、、、 just in case 、、、"

At this time, the students are already in the dormitory preparing to turn off the lights, and the teachers have also gone home, even the security guards, and the patrol time has passed, so there are basically no people moving around in this school.

Cao Ming understood what Wang Yi was worried about, if this voice was sent by the security guard's girlfriend, it would obviously be inappropriate to look at it, but Cao Ming always felt that something was wrong in his heart, not to mention that the security guards in this school were all forty or fifty-year-old old men, and it didn't matter if he had a girlfriend or not, just the impatience in the two voices just now, no matter how he listened to it, there was a kind of meaning of forcing him to become a prostitute.

Cao Ming used to be separated from Yueqing for a period of time, during that time he was drunk with red dust, drunk all day long, red and leaning on the cui, for the bed between the children can be said to be familiar with the love of the children, for those daughters are also very sensitive, a smile can get things from it that is difficult for ordinary people to obtain.

In those years, he Cao Ming was very prosperous in Fengyue place, half of which was the title of young and golden, and the other half was that he had the same considerate ability to be able to know women as much as a leaf.

Cao Ming stretched out his hand and motioned for Wang Yi to stand still, and walked quietly to the duty room.

Slowly approaching the dusty rusty window, under the dim light, I saw a plump carcass with white flowers, and at the base of the leg, a red mole was as bright as cinnabar.

Cao Ming steadied his mind and continued to observe.

The dazzling flesh color was clinging to an old-fashioned desk with withered red paint, and on the edge of the table, there was a thin old man with gray sideburns, who instinctively pushed, closed his eyes and hummed, not knowing whether to work hard or enjoy.

Cao Ming squinted his eyes and carefully observed every movement of the two.

Looking at it, Cao Ming's previous guess gradually wavered.

Because the cooperation between the two people in front of him is very tacit, it is obvious that it is not once or twice to hunt wild food here, although the voice made by the woman is not as happy as that of a tryst lover, but the physical reaction is extraordinarily enthusiastic.

After Cao Ming was sure that the woman in front of him was not coerced, the hero couldn't save the beauty, so he was not interested and prepared to evacuate.

As soon as he turned around, he hit a pile of soft tops, and the foundation under his feet was unstable, and he fell to the ground.

Cao Mingxin shouted bad and quickly got up, only to find that he had bumped into Wang Yi, who came over quietly.

"I'm sorry、、、 I'm not 、、、," Wang Yi looked apologetic.

At this time, there was already a panicked stumbling sound in the duty room, followed by a fierce shout: "Who is outside?" ”

Cao Ming saw that the matter had come to this, so he simply raised his head and shouted: "Principal, they are here!" ”

This sentence was very powerful, and the sound of bumps and bumps inside became more intense, Cao Ming laughed a few times, and pulled Wang Yi, who was pale, away.