If one day, you have a lot of Grandpa Mao, what will you choose to do?

Song Zhaoyu Liang said that everything is not a problem! What to do with this serious question, it was cool to take Grandpa Mao directly!

Aha!

So, Song Zhaoyu Liang died of laughter so happily. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This - of course impossible.

The fact is this: the super poor must be poor enough to have only a dime in her pocket, and the tears in her clothes all over her body can circle the earth (by mistake), and the girl Zhao, who is poor enough to a certain level, has to sell her soul under the temptation of the devil in order to survive.

Song Zhao had a serious face: "With all my chastity and D cups, it's true." ”

So, your chastity and D cup are gone.

Hehe.

In fact, this guy is poor to death.

The newcomer to the system expresses a cold face.

In order to solve the problem of three meals, the girl Zhao, who was already poor to a certain extent, dragged her hungry body for three streets and finally found a job washing dishes.

"It's going to die!" The girl glared angrily at the hairy creature rolling in mid-air.

The hairy creature showed two large dark eyes and sneered suspiciously with disdain, "You starved to death." ”

There was no point in arguing about this issue at all, Song Zhao snorted from his nose in dismay, and looked at his body that was rushed to the hospital with a little sadness.

The souls have floated out, is there any salvation?

When Mao Tuan saw Song Zhao's expression, he immediately knew her mood well, and said, "Don't worry, you can't die." With me covered, Lord Yama can't take you away. ”

Song Zhao raised his eyes to look at the hair ball that was boasting vigorously.

"Want to know why you were chosen by us? Want to know why you're so lucky? Aha, let me figure it out! Mao Tuan jumped up and down excitedly in front of him, and finally his eyes were fixed on Song Zhao, "Hello, please allow me to introduce myself again." Please call me 'Great Soil Eating Girl Live System'. And the reason why you were chosen by us is, you! Poor! ”

"To tell you the truth, our live broadcast party has been paying attention to you for a long time, girl, and your poverty has reached the point where heaven cannot tolerate it. If the money doesn't last overnight, whether it's stolen, robbed or lost, there are always various reasons to wipe out your hard-earned money overnight! The fact that you can still spend eighteen years of hard work in such a bleak state has deeply aroused the sympathy of the people of the future! ”

"So, lucky you, managed to attract our attention!"

Song Zhao pinched the hair ball with one hand, put it in front of his eyes, and said indifferently: "Tell the point." ”

"Loosepaw, native!" The hair group glared at Song Zhao who grabbed it.

"I'll let go if you talk well."

Choked by the neck (?) The Mao Tuan had no choice but to give in to the natives, and after Song Zhao let go, he slowly explained: "It's very simple, because you are poor, so I chose you on behalf of the future." We are people from the future 2000 years later, and tomorrow your world will be swept up in the apocalypse, and after a hundred years of fighting and construction, a new civilization will rise, and now it is 2020, and today 200 years later is a grand imperial age. And we found you because of your precious spirit of treating money as your life...... Yes! Spicy Chicken Host: What are you doing? ”

Song Zhao withdrew his evil fingers, silently reminisced about the pleasure ♀ of knocking the hair ball, and continued with a straight face: "Seriousness is not suitable for you. In my opinion, you are a bastard who has been cheated and deceived, and maybe I will be killed by you. ”

Song Zhao's shamelessness in reversing right and wrong shocked Mao Tuan, and the latter confused the former's face.

As soon as the hair ball changed, it suddenly disappeared.

Before Song Zhao could react, Song Zhao, who was in the soul body, felt that the world was spinning, his face was pale, his body was as haggard as a piece of paper, and the soul of the man was instantly swept into a huge black hole.

And in her ears was the angry voice of the hair ball.

"Spicy Chicken Host, you annoy me! You will lose your chastity and 36D forever! ”

"Live broadcast work or die! ╭(╯^╰)╮”

The soil-eating girl who was full of complaints and powerlessness was forcibly bound to a thing called "Soil-eating Girl Live Broadcast System" after starving to death. And the hairball has never appeared in the form of the hairball since he was taught a lesson.

And was teleported to the imperial era after Maotuan claimed to be 200 years later, when Song Zhao woke up, he could only see the garbage in the sky.

That's right, it's garbage.

It must be the malicious revenge of the system, which actually threw her directly to the garbage dump!

Song Zhao struggled to crawl out of the garbage heap, her messy short hair was even covered with vegetable leaves, she shook her head, due to the long coma, she opened her eyes again and was confused for a moment.

What is unfolding in front of you is not an imaginary future world that is so tall, there are no high-tech towers, and there are no humans dressed in special materials.

- This is an empty street.

And she, was discarded in the center of a large garbage dump.

With its gray skies and dim clouds, it's a completely polluted zone.

Song Zhao felt that her heart was broken, and the only thing that could comfort her was that she was alive again.

It was a feeling that she didn't want to experience at all when she was resurrected, but when she stretched out her palm and roared angrily, she just wanted to pull out the hair ball and beat it up.

"This is my hand? What about my breasts? What about the 36D that is said to be good? ”

However, the system says "You are dreaming", you think this is the most malicious level? This is just the beginning of malice.

After the system gentleman informed her of the task she was going to do, Song Zhao had the urge to return to the furnace to rebuild.

"Hello, you can have the right to be silent, but every action you interact with will be broadcast live as a video to future people."

"You don't have the right to turn off the live broadcast, but when you encounter unspeakable pictures, for the sake of future people's eyeballs, you will still be reluctantly mosaic."

"Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is a bad character. Girl, take your courage and come, at least you can make some money from it. That's right, as long as you make the audience happy ♀, you will get a reward. ”

"I won't be tempted by money!" Song Zhao, who was a little shaken, drifted his eyes.

"It's not a dream to become a rich woman, and it's not impossible to build your own money empire." The system continued to bewitch.

"What about the 36D of labor and management?" Song Zhao finally held back a sentence, and his anger was already half weak.

"Hehe, can't you have breast augmentation if you have money?"

This sentence won Song Zhao's heart, from childhood to poverty, and finally died of poverty, Song Zhaoliang firmly believes that the first rule of life is: money is not everything, but no money is everything. Maybe it will be changed to "money is the boss".

Song Zhao, whose eyes were already flashing with tears of excitement, finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll do it." ”

"Okay, let's say hello to the future first."

The sound of the system fell, Song Zhaocai looked up blankly, and a virtual frame suddenly appeared in front of him, and he reached out and touched it.

The box is in the "Activated" state, and the font size of "No. 671 Future Person Live Room" is gradually disappearing. The next moment, she saw her embarrassed expression in the virtual frame.

And with an embarrassed face, she found that her royal sister's face had become a soft and cute Lori face?

The question is......

She tried to move her lips, but all her expressions seemed to be eaten by the spicy chicken system, and now she is a face! Palsy!

"I think we need to talk about ......," Song said geometrically.