Wu Li's bamboo "Yuelai Inn" is not big, it looks like it has three floors but strictly speaking, it can only be regarded as two floors, and Wu Li does not expect this inn to make money, so there are only four rooms in total, and the so-called "upper room" is only one, and the remaining three rooms are ordinary single rooms. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Upper room" one-bedroom living room with bathroom and balcony, all the furniture in it is custom-made bamboo products in the real world, and the style is harmonious and unified with the inn built of bamboo, which is very compelling.

"Not bad." The woman in white looked around at the interior and nodded with satisfaction. Wu Li said: "Guest officer, the bedroom is over there, here is the living room, and then that is the bathroom." Please come with me, the things in the bathroom are all novelties, let me teach you how to use them......"

The woman in white said, "No need. You go out. Wu Li said: "Okay." Pull the rope if necessary. There is a bell tied to the other end of the rope, and I can hear you when you pull it. Do not disturb the objective rest, farewell. ”

The woman in white suddenly said, "Take care of your eyeballs, if you can't take care of it, I'll dig it out for you." Wu Li was startled, "She knows that I peeked at her figure with my peripheral vision?" "Busy" sighed and fled, only to feel that the people in the rivers and lakes are difficult to serve!

The woman in white put the PSV on the bamboo table, put the simple and unpretentious saber on the side of the bamboo table, and took off the hat on her head, which revealed the true face of Lushan.

A beautiful face like a poetic painting was exposed to the air, really like a fairy daughter covered in clouds from heaven to earth, the eyebrows, eyes, nose, and lips on the delicate red goose egg face were simply a dreamlike combination of eyebrows, eyes, nose, and lips, and the expression was faint and could not see joy, anger and sorrow, and looked closely and felt both.

When you go out, you have to cover your head and face with a hood, either you are so ugly that you don't want to see people, or you are so beautiful that you don't want to be seen. The woman in white clearly belonged to the latter. Her beauty is probably beyond the scope of any beauty in the world, or a fairy, or a female ghost, in short, it shouldn't be a person.

She walked to the bathroom. The clothes fluttered lightly during the walk, like the black silk hanging down from the waterfall, and the white boots fell to the ground silently, no wonder Wu Li didn't notice anyone approaching before, so he stood in front of him for a while and didn't notice it.

The fairy woman walked into the bathroom, her forehead as smooth as silk wrinkled, and then she walked out of the bathroom and pulled the rope on the side of the door. As soon as Wu Li heard the bell ringing, he ran upstairs, knocked on the door, and said, "What is the ...... of the guest officer?"

Wu Li was speechless when he saw the true face of the woman in white, Tai Nima was beautiful—but he immediately lowered his head and didn't look at her. Anyway, he is also a new generation of young people who grew up from the "big PS era", if you want to say that you have never seen a beautiful woman, there is still a little bit of resistance and immunity.

Not to mention that Wu Li also remembered the words of the woman before: "If you can't manage the eyeballs, I'll dig them out for you", Wu Li, who thought he knew the virtues of this group of Jianghu people, dared to look more, but at this time Wu Li suddenly made a decision: when I see this kind of self-contained thick outfit in the future. Anyone who forces the fan will not entertain!

Wu Li said: "Is there something wrong?" The fairy woman was very satisfied with Wu Li's performance, and said, "Don't you even have a clean bucket in your inn?" Wu Li said: "Clean bucket? What is it? The fairy woman's brows furrowed even tighter, and she said, "Solve the three urgent things." "Xindao is really a villain in the market, and he has no culture.

Wu Li said: "Three urgent? The words "people have three urgency" popped up in his mind, and then he suddenly said: "You mean the toilet?" Yes, in the bathroom. You can see it as soon as you enter. "The toilet is the toilet, what do you say about the clean bucket, hypocrisy!

The fairy woman said, "Then you tell me where the net bucket is." Could it be that what I see in my eyes is different from what you see. Wu Li walked into the bathroom and muttered in his heart: "I said earlier, let me teach you how to use it, you don't." He walked into the bathroom, went to the toilet, and said, "This is the toilet." "Open the lid," it's easy to sit on like this, close the lid when you're done, press this button again, and water will come out. ”

The water is the water in the water tower on the third floor. Part of the reason for doing this is that Wu Ideal was embarrassed in front of the ancients, and he belonged to that kind of vulgar taste. Besides, if there are no guests living in this room, he wants to enjoy it, so he can't put a bucket in the bathroom.

Wu Li also dug a septic tank in the backyard, ready to use it to pour vegetables, and grow real natural and pollution-free vegetables. "Wu Daxia" has a negative impression of food safety in the real world and is ready to be self-sufficient.

Wu Li asked, "Will it be used?" The fairy woman pursed her lips lightly and said, "You can go out." Wu Li said: "There are other things, I'll tell you how to use them." Save it, wait for you to pull the bell again. No, this is a faucet, twist it, and water will come out. There is also this shower, and if you dial it here, there will be water coming out and it will be used for bathing. I'll boil hot water at nine o'clock in the evening, and then you'll have hot water when you dial it here. Got it? ”

“……”

Wu Li said: "And if you want to take a bath, just here, there is a bathtub here." When you take a bath, this is soap to cleanse the body. This is a shampoo that cleanses the hair. Here's the vanity, here's the toothbrush, and this toothpaste, squeeze out the toothpaste and apply it to the bristles of the toothbrush, just squeeze a little bit and brush your teeth. Towels, yukata, and slippers are in this cupboard. This is for laundry, laundry. And this drying rack. ”

“…… What is it? The fairy woman stood in front of the dresser with some distraction, looking at the mirror in front of her. Her unreal dreamy face was reflected in the mirror, and even she seemed to be stupid. Wu Li peeked at it and thought, "The school flower of Jiangnan University is a roadside weed in front of her." "This is the mirror." ”

The fairy woman said, "You go out." Wu Li said: "Okay." Oh, it's almost time for dinner, would you like something to eat? The fairy woman said, "No need. What I want to eat, your chef here may not know how to do it. Wu Li withdrew with interest.

After that, there were tourists from the rivers and lakes who came to stay one after another. Ordinary people have stopped the people of the "Yizi Club", and those who can enter the door are the Jianghu guests they dare not provoke. Wu Li now wears a pair of "colored glasses", and when he sees that he is unhappy, he always says, "You are full of guests." ”

For example, a handsome boy in Tsing Yi, with two pretty and lovely twins, with an elegant and clear style, and twins to serve, not entertained! There is also a woman in red with a big chest and a short temper, she can score 95 points out of 100, and 10 points are for her breasts, and then Wu Li respectfully sends off the guests.

When it was almost night, Wu Li only picked up the second guest, a handsome and elegant young scholar with a polite and elegant manners, his conversation and demeanor made people feel like a spring breeze, named Lu Yanli, who said that he was a scholar who was wandering all over the world to cleanse his body and mind. Wu Li thought to himself, isn't this the legendary travel friend?

The world's travelers are a family! This guest Wu Li accepted it. Is Wu Li a travel friend? He has the heart of a traveler, and he also claims to be half a traveler. So the two chatted. What made Wu Li happy was that Lu Yanli actually fell in love with the 56-degree red heart two-pot head, and a few bowls of belly actually slapped the table on the spot and started a poem.

Zeng ascended the Qionglou upstairs, raised a glass to eliminate sorrow and sorrow;

Kill a thousand knives with a lamp in the throat, and dare to go into battle to cut ten thousand kou.

The first two sentences are melancholy, and the last two sentences are murderous, and his intuition tells Wu Li that Lu gradually leaving is not a simple scholar. At this time, Wu Li naturally did not know that "Qiong Tower" was the tallest building in Dahua Beijing, and it was a gathering place for scholars from all over the world to enter Beijing to take the exam, and the literary style and learning were at its peak.

The name of "Qionglou" is mentioned by the Great Huade Shengtaizu himself. And above the "Qiong Tower", there is also "Upstairs Upstairs", which means that it is the Jinluan Palace. "Zeng Dengqionglou upstairs" actually means that he has been shortlisted for the palace examination, and he is a well-deserved scholar in this world!

The guy was drunk. Sure enough, the people of this world are not tolerant of high alcohol at all. But having said that, in the real world, I am afraid that few of them can be intact after drinking three bowls and two pots. After Lu gradually left the poem, he said "pen and ink waiting", and Wu Li naturally prepared pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

So Lu gradually left to write this poem in a half-drunk and half-awake state, and finally crossed out the word "shang" in "dare to go into battle to kill ten thousand kou", and changed it to the word "rush", and his momentum increased suddenly, "Boss Wu, do you have a name for this wine?" ”

Wu Li said: "It's called Erguotou." Lu gradually left and said: "Second pot head? This is what a broken name. Not good, big bad. Not worthy of your wine. Just take the name of killing a thousand knives, what do you think? "The drunk Lu gradually left his edge, which was completely different from when he was not drunk.

Kill a thousand knives? Wu Li nodded hurriedly, "Okay, it's called killing a thousand knives!" Lu Yanli grabbed Wu Li's hand and said, "Come, let's drink this bowl and kill a thousand knives again." Wu Li said: "Brother Lu, you are drunk, don't drink anymore." ”

Lu gradually left: "Drunk? I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk! It's you who are drunk...... You are all drunk with fame, fortune and power...... Can't see this clearly...... This Dahua is going to perish......"

"Rub!" Wu Li hurriedly covered Lu Yanli's mouth. The aftermath of the Xuanwumen mutiny has not subsided, and you shouted "Dahua is going to die", I think it is you who will die. didn't want Lu to leave with too much strength, Wu Li overthrew him with a push, and then he poured another bowl of two pots - killing a thousand knives, and then fell straight down.

Wu Li got up and looked at Lu Yanli, who was drunk on the ground, alas, the handsome people who were drunk were so handsome, jealous, and said, "Yes, I have to carry you up." "But I'm quite happy in my heart, in this world of rivers and lakes, there is finally a person who can talk happily, and he can be regarded as half a friend, right?