Chapter 002: Being Pit as soon as I entered the rivers and lakes (repair)

Wu Li confirmed that it was himself and no one else, and walked over. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 The man with the stubble on his face stretched out his hand and motioned for Wu Li to sit opposite. Wu Li sat across from him. The stubble-faced man has thick eyebrows and copper bell eyes, a headscarf wrapped around his head, and his sackcloth coat is supported by bronze muscles.

On the table was a sheathed knife that looked new. The tail of the knife is facing Wu Li's side, and the handle of the knife is facing the stubble man's end. This knife...... Is it genuine? Wu Li thought to himself.

The stubble-faced man saw Wu Li's gaze fall on his knife, and said with a smile: "I don't know what the little brother is called?" Look at your dress is really quite different, I have seen many people in the north and south, and I have never talked about your dress like this. Where are you from? Isn't it also practicing in which garan? ”

Wu Li was wearing a white Li Ning sports T-shirt, black cropped pants, and sandals on his feet, which were the most ordinary clothes, and his hair was not long. Quite different? It seems that compared with the ancient costume people around it, it is indeed not a painting style. Wu Li didn't know that he was mistaken for a layman.

Wu Li said: "My name is Wu Li, Koutian Wu, the reason of the truth, I am from Jiangxi Province." What about you, sir? Stubble slapped the table and said, "Ha, fate!" Your name is Wu Li, and my name is Wu De. We were a family 500 years ago. When bleach a big white! ”

The owner of the wine shop brought the wine and meat side dishes and said, "The two masters, please use it slowly." Father? Wu Li listened strangely in his heart. When did I become a "master"? Wu Li was about to speak, but the man who called himself Wu De grabbed the wine jar with one hand and poured two bowls of wine, his movements were rough, and he shook a lot.

Wu De raised the wine bowl and said, "Come!" Drank this bowl of plum wine. Dry! Wu Li hurriedly said: "I can't drink very much." Wu De waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." I did it, you feel free. He took the initiative to come over and fill Wu Li's bowl, and then raised his head and poured it.

Belch? Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, by the way, the last time the "Youth League and School Committee" was re-elected, the retired office director told him so. At that time, Wu De really took a sip casually.

One day, Wu Li heard someone in the office at the door, "Do you remember? That Wu Li, at the cocktail party, the former director told him that I you casually, and he was really casual, haha, do you think he is stupid or not? ”

Wu Li glanced at the wine in the bowl, it was cloudy amber, it smelled sour, and more saliva was secreted in his mouth. At this time, the cold wind blew, Wu Li was soaking wet, and his body was excited, so he wanted to drink wine to warm his body, and tried to take a sip, only to feel sour and astringent, and the taste was not bad.

As for saying that this liquid is "wine", Wu Li does not admit it, it is at most a juice containing some alcohol. Wu Li is not very good at drinking, but if he is willing to drink, there is still a amount of three or four bottles of beer, and this "plum juice" is really nothing to him, so he also poured it down in a few sips. Perhaps it was a psychological effect, Wu Li put down the bowl and felt that his body was warmer.

This wine shop is also a "roadside stall", with a cloth to cover the roof, but there is no shelter from the wind and rain around, so the wind and rain will still blow into the body.

Wu De finished pouring a big bowl in one gulp, and seeing that Wu Li also finished drinking a bowl, he smiled and said: "The wine in this city is more flavorful than that in the countryside!" The wine in the country is worse than horse urine. There is not too much good wine, let's have another bowl of wine! "I gave it to Wu Li again.

Wu Li was also hungry and had an empty stomach, what kind of "plum wine" he drank purely as "plum juice", counting on the cushion of his stomach. There was dark sauce beef on the table, but Wu Gang didn't speak, he was always embarrassed to reach for it.

After three bowls, Wu Gang said that Wu Li was deeply hidden, and the three bowls were down and his face did not change color, which was obviously massive, and then said: "Come on, come on, don't patronize and drink, eat meat and eat meat!" A sip of wine and a bite of meat is refreshing. After speaking, he grabbed a large piece of sauced beef and ate it.

Wu Li looked left and right and saw no chopsticks, and wanted to ask the boss to take the chopsticks but was embarrassed to speak, so Wu De, who simply went to school, also grabbed the meat with his hand and took a bite. But this sauce beef is really unpalatable!

Not to mention the saltiness, it is as tough as the skin and can't bite it, and there is a fishy smell. But Wu De on the other side ate with relish, two cheeks bulging, occasionally sipping two sips of wine, and eating with a chirp.

Wu Li really wanted to throw away the meat, but the meat he grabbed with his bare hands couldn't be put back in the bowl, so he could only eat it hard, and the torn teeth felt like they were going to be pulled out. Wu Li asked, "Sir, I ......"

Wu De laughed, and said while chewing a mouthful of food: "Little brother is really good at laughing, you look at my rough appearance, what is a little like the teacher with fine skin and tender flesh?" ”

"Ugh." Is there something wrong? Wu De changed his words and said, "This big brother, I want to ask you, is it ...... now What month and year? Where is this? Oh yes, I am...... That, I was guilty of soul loss. Well, it's this lost soul, can't remember the past, and then got separated from his family again. ”

Wu De paused, and said, "Oh, so that's the case, that's really ...... Well, what year is it now? By the way, March 19, or 18, the first 21 years, anyway, it's not too much. As for here, it is the southern capital of China. ”

Dahua? Isn't this the background world of "Giant Man Li Wanji"? Don't...... Did I really travel to the world of "Giant Man Li Wanji"? Do you have...... Mistaken?

Wu Li hurriedly closed his eyes, and he breathed a sigh of relief when four options appeared in front of him, "It should be...... Can you travel back in time? At this time, Wu De began to ask Wu Like where he still remembered where he was lost with his family, and whether he had any relatives in Jiankang City, and Wu Li naturally didn't know.

Wu Li asked Wu De if he had heard of "Li Wanji", Wu De thought about it and shook his head and said he didn't know, and then Wu Li asked: "I see that Brother Wu is carrying a knife, and he also eats meat and drinks wine in a big bowl...... Uh, I mean drinking wine and eating meat in a big bowl, are you the legendary hero? ”

Legendary? Wu De only thinks that this soulless brother is talking interestingly, as for what kind of hero...... These four words sound even more interesting, can there be heroes who walk the rivers and lakes? Wu Dedao: "I said Brother Wu, are you very interested in the things on the rivers and lakes?" ”

Wu Li nodded hurriedly. Can you not be interested? So interested! Since I was a child, I have read Jin Gu Wenliang's martial arts novels, and watched the chivalrous warriors in it fight with swords and rivers and lakes, how refreshing and hearty? Then I fell in love with martial arts games, and there used to be high-quality games, but they are getting worse and worse......

Hey, about the current domestic martial arts games, Wu Li wants to mail a few pieces of Xiang to those producers. These people used feelings and memories to feed Xiang to the players, and the players insisted on eating it for several generations, so they wanted to ask them if they ate it.

Now, I have inexplicably come to the game world of "Giant Man Li Wanji" - well, although this fact is incredible, Wu Li has accepted the reality and is ready to move. Not because of his nervous coarse and how quickly he accepted the facts, but because this is what he has always dreamed of!

Wu De said: "I can't tell you what happened on the rivers and lakes for ten days and ten nights. Brother Ng, what do you want to know? We have the fate to eat at the same table, and I will tell you what I know. Wu thought about it and wanted to ask who had the highest martial arts on the rivers and lakes, but what came out of the mouth was the answer: "Which woman is the most beautiful on the rivers and lakes?" ”

"Poof!" Wu De squirted out a mouthful of wine and meat, and even if he lowered his head, otherwise he would have to spray Wu Li's face. Wu De finally breathed a sigh of relief and gave Wu Li a thumbs up: "Brother Wu, you are frank and ambitious enough. Admire, admire. ”

Wu Li hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I made a mistake, I want to ask who has the highest martial arts on the rivers and lakes." Wu De took a sip of wine and said, "I'll answer your previous question." This latter issue is a taboo on the rivers and lakes...... If you want to talk about the beautiful girls on the rivers and lakes, you can't fail to mention the four gorgeous rivers and lakes. ”

The four rivers and lakes are gorgeous, and there are poems inscribed by scholars in the rivers and lakes: "The heart of the piano is the sword gall of the cool peak, the flying sleeves are the moon through the Changhong, the king of medicine is knitted with gold and the green glow, and a song is far away from the blue sky."

In Wu De's description, Wu Li seems to see Ning Shishi, who is a "double masterpiece of piano and sword", dancing on Qingliang Peak, Hua Dan Yu Qi Ji of "Southern Colorful Clothes" dancing on her sleeves, Lin Qingxia, a doctor in Yaowang Valley, embroidering Xia with a golden needle, and Huashan Pai Chi Bilian playing "Leisurely" in the...... Wait,? Uh, be pure, don't be dirty.

After the four stunning children, they are the four sons, and when they hear it, they know that they are the second generation, what "green shirt long sword", "Nanhu son", Wu Li doesn't even bother to remember the name. Then Wu De mentioned a recent major event in the rivers and lakes, and Wu Li also knew about this matter - it was the "Xuanwumen Mutiny" that affected the pattern of the rivers and lakes of the court! ”

Wu Li summed up Wu De's words, that is: King Jing's mutiny failed, he ran away with his sister-in-law and the remnants, and the eagles and dogs of the imperial court went crazy and chased and killed King Jing and his sister-in-law, as well as other henchmen, and would rather kill them by mistake.

After Wu De finished speaking, he mentioned: "So, Brother Wu, the current rivers and lakes are very dangerous. You'd better find your lost family sooner. Otherwise, he may be arrested as a bandit by the court eagle dog. After speaking, Wu De suddenly screamed.

Wu Li asked, "Brother Wu, what's wrong with you?" Wu De scolded and said, "It's a bad stomach, oops!" No, I'm going to have to shoot it. I'll put this burden first, Brother Wu, you show me, look at it. Oops, no. Then he grabbed the new knife on the table, and covered his stomach to find the ground.

Wu Li was waiting for him here, but this wait was more than half an hour. Until the owner of this wine shop came to Wu Li to collect money for wine and meat, Wu Li was immediately stunned, he didn't know that he was cheated by that guy named Wu De!

The owner of the wine shop stared at Wu Li and said with a smile: "This master, a total of 51 yuan, thanks to his patronage." "Wu Li has money, but what he has is RMB, and he doesn't have to think about it to know that it's useless. Suddenly, Wu Li saw that there was still a burden left by Wu De on the table, as if a person in the water grabbed the last straw and hurriedly opened the burden.

Except for two clothes, there was only one book, and then not a penny was turned out. Looking at the boss's shallow and downcast face, Wu Li panicked, "Boss, look at ......" The boss said coldly: "I am a small business, and I can't cover the credit." ”

Wu Li suddenly thought that he could give it a try to leave the world of "Giant Hero Li Wanji", click "Retreat to the Mountains and Forests" to try? Wu Li pointed behind the boss: "Boss, look, that person is back just now!" The boss didn't move, and looked at Wu Li directly.

It doesn't work! Wu Li was sweating profusely, and suddenly thought of something, so he hurriedly took off the watch on his wrist and said, "Boss, can you take this as wine money?" ”

Of course, the boss didn't know the watch, so Wu Li hurriedly taught him how to look at it, and finally said, "This...... This has come from the far west, and we here, oh, there are very few in Shenzhou, and I used ten taels when I bought it! Enough...... Enough to pay for the drink, right? ”

The watch was given to him by his ex, a miscellaneous brand of mechanical watch, and he was used to wearing it for two years, so he didn't get rid of it after the breakup. The boss will be skeptical, but looking at the watch also feels novel, how many points and how many minutes, the time and geometry are clear at a glance, and he thought about it: "Get out!" I don't have money and drink wine and eat meat! ”

Wu Li smiled bitterly, and just entered the rivers and lakes and gave people a pit, what is this called? Come to think of it, for no reason, why did Wu De find himself to drink? Wu De? I'm afraid the name is also fake. If you say "my name is Youdao", maybe that guy will call himself "Youli", or "it was one family five hundred years ago"!

Wu Li braved the heavy rain to find a remote place, "pointed" the "attribution to the mountains and forests", and sure enough, he was dizzy again, and when he opened his eyes again, Wu Li found that he was still lying in the ward of the previous hospital.

This is Wu Li heard You Dao's voice: "Sister nurse, let me tell you, my friend is really gone......" Then You Dao saw Wu Li lying on the hospital bed, his eyes narrowed, Wu Li seemed to hear him saying: "Are you TM teasing me?" ”

The nurse who was pulled over said to Youdao, "The ophthalmology department is on the seventh floor, I suggest you go for a check-up." With that, he left. You Dao jumped to Wu Li's side: "I said where did you go?" My brother almost called 110 to report that the person was missing. I'll go, why are you still wet? ”

Wu Li said with an innocent face: "I had a dream that I was drenched in rain, and then I woke up and it was like this. You Dao pursed his lips, not knowing what he was thinking, and finally said: "After we go back, let's go to Donglin Temple to offer incense, exorcise evil spirits for you, and then go to Xilin to ask Taoist priests, so decided!" ”

“……”

Then Wu Li took a shower in the bathroom of the ward, without changing his clothes, he could only get a set of hospital gowns, and he didn't have underwear, so it was really unrealistic. Then the two of them ate the family bucket of Kenda chicken that was already cold.

You said, "Huh? How is this still a bag of rotten clothes? It was left by Wu De, and Wu Li brought it back with his hand, which also verified that the things in the world of "Giant Man Li Wanji" can be brought back to the real world, so he said nonsense: "Maybe the last patient fell." ”

"There's a book here," he said. It's dark, it's still an antique thread-bound book, and it's really like it. My dad loved collecting old books. Let me see, "Sanyang Gong"? What the heck? Also use the seal. It's a shame that my brother has learned from the past and the present, and it can't be difficult for me. ”

Wu Li's heart moved, ""Sanyang Gong"? How does it sound like a kung fu cheats? At this time, I heard You Tao say, "Ha! You look at what is written: There are big holes in the rivers and lakes, don't jump around if you have nothing to do, you can't get in and out, you deserve to suffer! Which elementary school student wrote this? ”