Chapter 6 My Great Aunt Is Coming
"What are you doing! This kind of thing to do in the room, disgusting to death......"
Liu Shishi didn't go back and ran up the stairs. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info had long felt that there was something wrong with the two of them, but I didn't expect it to be in the living room on the first day...... It's not good for my sister to find what kind of person, if she has to find a bald little monk, how will she go out to meet people in the future.
No, I'm going to stop them, and before they get to the point where they can't be separated, I have to break them up. Sister, don't blame me for being ruthless, it's all for your good.
The poor sister is deceived by what she sees, and thinks that they are lovers, but she does not know that she is slowly falling into the clutches of Dide.
"Shishi, you listen to me, it's not what you see...... Poetry ......"
Looking at Liu Shishi's disappearing back, Liu Xiaoxiao poured all her anger on Didi.
Sticking out his tongue and licking the lingering fragrance of his lips, he had an unfinished expression. Seeing that Liu Xiaoxiao was glaring at him, Di Di said with a hippie smile: "It's none of my business, you kissed me first, I'm just a hitchhiker." ”
"Hitchhike your big one...... "Liu Xiaoxiao grabbed the cushion and smashed it hard at Didi.
This guy is so hateful, he would describe himself as a hitchhiker, am I still an old driver? Liu Xiaoxiao blushed his entire cheek, eager to stab him to death with a knife and then stab himself to death.
The next morning, a shortness of breath knock on the door woke Didi from his sleep.
That's right, it was a knock on the door, Didi couldn't sleep on the sofa all the time if he wanted to be a bodyguard for his sister, so Liu Xiaoxiao arranged a room for Didi.
Luxury villas, naturally there will be no shortage of rooms. Didi immediately asked to sleep next door to the two sisters, shamelessly using the excuse of protecting the two sisters from being invaded by perverts. Of course, this request was ruthlessly denied, and arranging him next door was the biggest threat to himself. Dejected, Didi went to the room on the first floor and warned not to take half a step down the stairs.
"Here we are...... Here it comes...... Don't knock, knock again and the door will break......"
opened the door and found that Liu Xiaoxiao, who called herself, turned out to be her sister Liu Shishi. Doesn't this girl hate herself, why do you still wake herself up?
"Finally got up, big lazy pig! Wash up and get ready for breakfast! ”
That's right, this girl actually called herself breakfast, could it be that she burned out her brain with a fever last night?
"What are you doing here! Hurry up! As he spoke, he pushed Didi to the bathroom.
After a brief wash, Didi sat down at the dining table. At this time, the table was full of steaks, ham, abalone, ginseng soup, etc., but none of them were vegetarian.
Liu Shishi sat opposite and looked at Didi in the spring: "I don't know if it's to your taste, just let the kitchen make some casually, try it!" ”
"Oh! By the way, I forgot that you are a monk and can't eat meat, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Liu Shishi kept apologizing, but there was no trace of apology on her face.
"But I'm afraid it's too late to redo the kitchen now, and you'll be hungry in the morning." Saying that, Liu Shishi took a sip of ginseng soup and looked at Didi with a smile on her face.
But the next scene no longer made Liu Shishi happy, I saw Di Di gulping down the ginseng soup, and then grabbed the steak and stuffed it into his mouth without a knife and fork, and there were words in his mouth: "Don't bother, it's good to eat this!" ”
Liu Shishi opened her mouth wide, looking at Didi who was feasting, she couldn't imagine that this monk would eat meat even if she wanted to break her head.
"You're still not a monk! How can you eat meat? ”
Didi pounded his chest and almost choked to death, which was a world away from what he ate at the restaurant yesterday.
Di Di took a sip of soup and said solemnly: "After the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha has left it in his heart." Besides, they have become food, and if I eat them, I will help them reach Bliss early. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. Amitou Buddha! ”
"You...... You are shameless......" Liu Shishi originally wanted to treat Di Di well, but she didn't expect Di Di to mind meat food, and she said that she was extremely noble when she ate it.
"Shameless! I have it! As he spoke, he bared a mouthful of white teeth at Liu Shishi.
"Why don't you eat it! Hurry up, it's almost time for school. Seeing Liu Shishi looking at herself in disgust, Di Di reminded.
Hum! Even if you win this time, it's not that simple next time, eat first.
Liu Shishi didn't know where to start with the knife and fork she was holding, but she saw that the food on the table had already been looted, so she angrily slapped the knife and fork down.
"It's rude to slap the table while eating." Didi burped and muttered.
Liu Shishi glared at Di Di fiercely, eager to slap this shameless guy to death, this bastard was too much, and he actually scolded himself for being rude. But if you think about it, you have indeed done a lot of out-of-the-ordinary things, but it is not the turn of this stinky monk to remind yourself.
"Okay, you stinky monk dare to scold me, looking for death, right?" Liu Shishi waved her fist and was about to beat Didi.
But where is she Didi's opponent, not to mention whether she can do martial arts, her strength alone is not as great as Didi's.
Di Di took her fist and pulled it so hard that a whirling poor Liu Shishi lay in Di Di's arms.
"Little Nizi, aren't you going to hit me? Why are you lying in my arms, are you trying to seduce me? Di Di looked at Liu Shishi in his arms in surprise.
Liu Shishi didn't scold yet, but she heard Didi say again: "It's a pity that you are too ugly, not the type I like, if you are half as beautiful as your sister, I can also consider letting you be my bed warmer!" It's a pity...... It's a pity ......"
Hearing this, Liu Shishi instantly became angry, and roared at Didi: "What are you talking about! How dare you say Miss Ben is ugly? You're saying it again! ”
Liu Shishi's eyes were fixed on Didi, eager to kick this eyeless guy to death. The bastard is too much, and he dares to say that he is ugly. From childhood to adulthood, who doesn't say that he looks as beautiful as a fairy, like a fairy descending to earth, but his own guy actually says that he is ugly!
"I said you're so ugly that you don't even deserve to be a maid to warm my bed!" Didi said out loud, word by word, afraid that she wouldn't hear it.
Liu Shishi now has the heart to kill, if her eyes can kill, I believe that Didi has died countless times.
"Let go of me, I'm going to kill you! If you have the ability, you can just lay your dead man's head there, and see that I don't cut you to pieces! Liu Shishi seems to be a shrew who scolds the street, and she can't care about any manners anymore.
"Okay, I'll give you a slash. But we said in advance, after the cut, I can't go back on doing your bodyguard! ”
Didi let go, picked up the fruit knife on the table and stuffed it into Liu Shishi's hand. Then he stuck out his head and looked like he was being slaughtered.
Looking at the slippery head, the little hand holding the fruit knife trembled, and it was almost the same to let Liu Shishi chop the watermelon, and let her cut off the head, which was no different from her driving to Mars, it was too difficult.
"You...... You're perverted......"
Liu Shishi turned her head and was about to leave, but was grabbed by Didi.
"What's wrong with the little girl now, didn't she just shout to cut off my head! Now that my head is here, why don't you cut it off? "Didi is imposing.
Liu Shishi's eyes rolled, avoiding Didi's strong gaze, but she held back such a sentence for a long time, "I...... My aunt is here......"