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The shuttle landed in the open square, the hatches on both sides opened upward, and everyone jumped down from the shuttle one after another, and soldier 76 began to do pre-battle mobilization as the commander, his voice was hoarse and low: "There are three orders, don't die, hide when you feel like you're dying, see the opportunity to take advantage of the opportunity to defeat the other party, and value your own life." “

After speaking, it felt a little wrong, and counted his fingers: "One, two, three, four, four orders, forget it, in short, that's it." ”

It's a shame, right? Is this half-casual mentality really okay? The 76 in his impression is not like this, he eats too much milk sticks? So from a 76 dad to a 76 baby? Once you have accepted such a setting......

"Hey, little white face! Why is something wrong with you today? ”

D.VA appeared vividly beside the True Falcon, threw a Yida to the True Falcon, and said, "Come, please eat candy." ”

"Oh, thank you."

"Little girl, bring me one too." The dwarf Tobiang held out his hand to claim it.

"Here, your Yida."

"No, it's your Yida."

It's over, this Overwatch eats jujube pills, and the real Falcon is very confused, is this really the Overwatch he knows? It's a war, seriously.

"The battle begins! Capture the opponent's target point! Rush with me! ”

It's still 76 dad reliable, and when the time comes, he will be the first to go out, however.... Why is the way forward to be bouncing? Take a few steps and jump, this is an FPS occupational disease, right? When playing the game, you will jump and jump in order to dodge bullets and speed up your movement, but it is too funny to see it with your own eyes, and it is simply funny.

The image of Soldier 76 collapsed.

The real falcon is so tired, there are too many slots, whatever, whatever, it's okay, this is not a serious watchman.

Anyway, the battle began, and the True Sky Falcon followed the large army vigorously along the route point to fight for the location.

After a few blocks, the two sides met.

The red sides are: Grim Reaper, Black Lily, Sky Hunter, Fortress, Mai Daddy, and Little Beauty.

The blue side is: Soldier 76, True Falcon, Angel, Tobiang, Sledgehammer, D.VA.

The two sides met in the middle of the map with great momentum, completely without the initial laziness, only the awe-inspiring determination of the warrior to die, the god of death rushed to the front with a double shotgun and the soldier 76 was about to clash, what kind of cause and effect is the reunion of this fateful mortal enemy?

Years ago****

Soldier 76 was formerly known as Jack. Morrison, the commander of Overwatch and the embodiment of justice, led many heroes to win victory after victory and maintain world peace during the mechanical crisis, when the Grim Reaper was his right-hand man, and the two worked closely together.

The good times didn't last long, until one day, Jack found out that the Grim Reaper was doing something evil that violated justice, and Jack, who had zero tolerance for evil, turned against the Grim Reaper on the spot, and the two started a fight in the Valley of the End.

That battle was fought fiercely, and in retrospect, it is still vivid in my mind, as if it were yesterday.

"Why!?" Jack asked eagerly in the rain.

Death looked up at the 45° sky, the rain soaked his clothes, tears slid down his cheeks, this tiger-backed bear-waisted, iron-clad, one-meter-eighty-six cold man, would shed tears.

He said melancholy and grief, "You are the light, I am the shadow, and I am doing the dirtiest and darkest thing in Overwatch now!" I've done everything from opening boxes to wearing pink maid suits, and I'm guarding my beloved Overwatch in my own way! Jack, you don't understand. ”

****

Now the two are once again standing in opposite scenes,-for-tat, and start a confrontation.

The muzzle of the Soldier's 76 heavy pulse rifles was aimed at the Reaper, who also lifted two shotguns, and the battle was about to break out.

Soldier 76 shouted in the air: "Do you want to fight!?" ”

The Grim Reaper replied, "I don't want to fight!" ”

"I don't want to fight either."

So the two tacitly put away their weapons.

"What the hell is this!?" The desire of the real falcon to complain broke through the sky, although there was a hunch from the beginning, this Overwatch is not a serious Overwatch, and it is impossible to seriously stage a battlefield battle for you, but I never expected it, this is not to fight, and it will be a miracle!

"Beep beep ~ " The manipulator of the fortress patted the real Falcon on the shoulder, and it was surprising that an iron robot could make such a heart-warming move.

"The fortress is right."

The real Falcon is relieved, this is a serious lose-lose series.

The Grim Reaper and Soldier 76 hooked their shoulders and gave a thumbs up, "Do you want to go to a nearby Internet café and cut a plate?" I play Genji Thief 6. ”

"Even Moses Roy, the one who loses is called Daddy." 76 said.

"You think you can win? You're stupid. The Grim Reaper immediately retorted.

The two exchanged scolding and scolding, and the relationship was really good.

"So.... Can someone help me explain what the current situation is? "The real falcon is confused, is this fight or not?

"Still don't understand?" McCree lit a big cigar and gave one to Tobiang, these two are old smokers, and they are people with stories at first glance, only to see that McRae was not flustered, and smoked a few puffs of the big cigar before he said: "After the mechanical crisis is solved, what is the use of Overwatch?" Justice? The greatest peacekeeper? That's the most naïve and naïve idea that no one can absolutely destroy evil, and if there is, it's only in the bedtime story of the little kid. The birds are gone, the good bow is hidden, the cunning rabbit is dead, the lackeys are cooking, and in order to save Overwatch, we decided to become idols, uh, no, it was to act with the government side. ”

"I see, is that why the civil war?" True Heavenly Falcon is worried, this Overwatch is a bit dark, through some people keep creating chaos and destruction, let the government know that this peaceful organization still has the need to exist, otherwise the world is peaceful, and this group of heroes with unique skills gathered together is a scourge, a restless bomb.

In short, the world needs more evil, or the hero will lose his job!

"Just send it now, and when someone from the government comes, then go to war." McLeon raised his chin and asked at the Falcon Falcon, "Little bird, is there any interesting topic?" ”

"Interesting topic? Uh...."True Sky Falcon swept over the women present, Angel, Black Lily, Hunter, Xiaomei, and D.VA, and said, "I think it's time to recruit new heroes?" There are freckles on the face of the hunter, which represents the aesthetics of the Americans, the D.va cute and lively represents the aesthetics of the Koreans, and the black lily represents the French romantic and unrestrained, and the beauty of the little ... Just kidding here, according to the current domestic climate, shouldn't there be a cute girl with a big Ding Ding to be a hero? This is in line with the national conditions. ”

“Duang。”

McCree and Tobion's cigars fell to the ground, their faces frightened, their mouths wide open enough to fit a bun, and the door to a new world opened to them.

"Ultimate name: Shoot you in the face!"

"Skill: Show you a baby! Attract the closest target to you! “

Maddie and Tobiong sang and harmonized, excitedly discussing the possibility of a new hero, and finally came to a conclusion, what a fucking funny!

It's over, and someone has entered the pit, and this little big Ding Ding Mengmei has stunned these two heroes? Could it be that this is contagious? As others have summed up, the people's living standards have improved, ideology and culture have progressed, and times have changed.

Ten years ago, people shouted: Oupai, big white legs.

Five years ago, I shouted: Lori, poor milk.

Now shouting: Da Ding Ding and Meng Mei.

This cute point is really getting stranger and stranger, and what will the next five-year plan look like? I can't imagine that it will be called hentai.

"As an ordinary girl with no features, that's really embarrassing!"

Xiaomei squatted in the corner to draw circles full of resentment, and several other girls kindly stepped forward to comfort her.

Seeing this, the true falcon took out a few cards from his arms, showed them to everyone, and smiled: "Don't mind so much, let's play the Gwent card!" ”