028: Tanuki for Prince
The bell for the end of the Chinese exam finally rang, as if the holy decree of amnesty for the world was finally read, and the students in the examination room came out of the chrysalis, but their faces were not at all as relaxed as they should have just finished an exam, on the contrary, they were all full of gloom and trance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the midst of mourning, Cao Ming ate and drank to his heart's content, gently wiped the oil stains on the side of his mouth, and said to He Singbai: "This meal is a deposit." ”
He Singbai hurriedly reiterated that this was his own treat, but seeing Cao Ming's resolute expression, he swallowed a bunch of loyal words in his throat again.
He singbai is a scumbag, but this does not mean that he is stupid, on the contrary, he has a very smart brain, and the open family education since he was a child has made him have his own understanding of interpersonal communication: rushing to the routine will almost only make him appear cheaper.
After figuring these things out, He Singbai and Cao Ming separated after greeting for a while.
The mathematics test in the afternoon continued the inhumane language, the proportion of basic questions only accounted for a small part, more than half of the questions were in-depth expansion questions, and the new question types were even more varied, that is, Cao Ming, it took a little effort to complete, especially the last big question, Cao Ming used the relevant knowledge of integration and differentiation in the university to successfully solve the answer.
After Cao Ming finished writing, he looked at the time, an hour, a full twenty minutes slower than expected.
He quietly swept through the other people around him, and found that many of them were pale and had tangled expressions, and the test papers were basically not halfway through.
The invigilator walked over and glanced at Cao Ming.
Cao Ming casually lowered his head and acted as a student.
But when the teacher just staggered by, Cao Ming quickly turned around and threw the test paper that he had pinched in his hand directly on He Songbai's desk behind him, and at the same time, his other hand quickly pulled He Songbai's basically blank math test paper.
In this way, Cao Ming was extremely arrogant and transferred the two volumes in a grand manner.
He Singbai was dumbfounded, almost screaming, and in a panic, the pen in his hand fell to the ground with a "snap".
In the classroom, you can hear the needle dropping, and the sound of the pen hitting the ground is particularly loud at the moment.
The eyes of the whole class were all focused on He Sangbai at once.
Cao Ming frowned, feeling the footsteps behind him getting closer and closer.
His worst fear happened: the invigilator's attention was also drawn.
Cao Ming turned his head slightly, and Yu Guang saw He Singbai in the back seat bending down anxiously to pick up the pen on the ground.
"Wait." The invigilator suddenly spoke.
Cao Ming and He Singbai were shocked: Was it discovered?
He Singbai looked at the teacher with a yellow face, and was about to confess leniently, but found that the teacher slowly leaned down and slowly helped him pick up the pen.
"How can I take the exam if I lose my pen?" There was a bit of a joke in the teacher's voice.
Cao Ming breathed a long sigh of relief, hurriedly remedied, and interjected quietly: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." ”
Sure enough, the invigilator frowned and hurriedly put the pen on He Singbai's desk, came to Cao Ming, and said in a harsh tone: "You didn't know the exam time before and weren't allowed to go to the bathroom?" ”。
Cao Ming saw that the goal had been achieved, and said with a compromised look: "Okay, then I'll bear with it." ”
The invigilator was very satisfied with this effect, his expression gradually slowed, nodded, turned around and continued to pace backwards.
He Singbai, who was behind Cao Ming, had already come to his senses at this time, and he stubbornly covered the rolls on the table that did not belong to him, and his palms were full of beads of sweat.
This cheating went very smoothly, because he had just written it on his own paper, and Cao Ming's writing of He Singbai's test paper was basically equivalent to copying the answers in his mind again.
However, be careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years, Cao Ming specially wrote the words on the second test paper very ugly, crooked, like a dog gnawing.
After writing, Cao Ming concocted the same method as he could, taking advantage of the invigilator's inattention, and changed the paper back, ending perfectly.
End of exam.
He Singbai caught up with Cao Ming, pointed at Cao Ming, "You, you, you 、、、" for a long time, and finally held back the word "" like stool, and his little face was sprinkled with admiration.
can cheat in such a domineering way in the joint examination of 100 schools, it cannot be said that there is no one who will come later, it must be unprecedented, this hand shook He Singbai's heart swayed.
And He Singbai had a sense of frustration from the bottom of his heart: he felt that his previous cheating methods such as making cheat sheets and creating multiple-choice questions were simply chicks laughing at the phoenix - weak.
"Cao Ming, you almost scared me to death just now."
"Scared? Then write the next subject yourself"
"Don't! Wealth and danger are sought! I know that! The next subject continues, continues, hehe. ”
In this way, in the next few exams, Cao Ming and He Singbai publicly staged the drama of changing the tanuki for the prince again and again, so that almost everyone in the examination room knew their routine.
But in the minds of the students, this report of cheating is as much of a despicable thing as making a small report to the teacher, so although the other students in the examination room are speechless and amazed at the way the two of them cheat, they all unanimously did not interfere.
In the meantime, Cao Ming also found that the chorus brain is indeed very flexible, and the on-the-spot response ability is also very good, and every time they cooperate, the two seem to have a tacit understanding like a repeat offender for many years.
The last exam was finally completed, and He Songbai took the opportunity to invite Cao Ming to eat skewers together.
Cao Ming didn't say anything polite to him, and readily agreed.
After this period of contact, Cao Ming felt that He Songbai was still a very good person, and he was suitable for developing a good relationship.
In order to have a good relationship, it is necessary to have contacts and contacts.
"Well, can I call two more people?" Cao Ming seemed to be smiling, and the figures of Wang Yi and Shang Xuemei flashed in his mind.
Borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is not done in vain.
He sang Bai Haoshuang: "No problem, call all the buddies you usually play well, there are many people and it is lively." ”
Cao Ming's face was a little strange: "Two girls." ”
He Singbai was choked for a moment, and after a pause, he nodded with a resentful expression.
At this age, boys still have a youthful shyness towards girls in their after-school life, unlike the state in which their eyes light up when they see a girl in the future.
In He Singbai's heart, he actually prefers that Cao Ming will find a boy, so that at least everyone can let go when they eat and drink.
However, just after receiving Cao Ming's strong assistance in the examination room, He Songbai obviously would not refuse Cao Ming's proposal.
Cao Ming returned to the classroom, the atmosphere was very relaxed, and he looked like he had just finished a tough battle.
Everyone gathered in twos and threes to chat, some were discussing the test questions they had just completed, and some were deliberately avoiding the topic of the exam and talking about the trivial things of life.
Wang Yi and Shang Xuemei put their heads together and chattered quietly, and Cao Ming walked over and patted them lightly on the head.
The two girls looked up in shock, obviously very unfamiliar with this kind of intimate action of the opposite sex.
Wang Yi's reaction was mostly disgusted and embarrassed, her face was slightly red, while Shang Xuemei was more like she had been taken advantage of, and she was mostly angry, standing up without saying a word, and patting Cao Ming's head with a tooth for a tooth.
After filming, he realized that his behavior was very inappropriate, and he waved his small fist viciously at Cao Ming and said, "I'm not as easy to bully as Xiaoyi!" ”
The other classmates around saw that Cao Ming was blatantly "flirting" with the two girls, and their eyes were projected like spotlights.