Bai Xiao is famous!

It's really famous!

In just one morning, the video of Bai Xiao kicking the shark was clicked tens of millions of times and commented on millions. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Various headlines are flying on the Internet:

"Chengyang Seascape Thrilling Cosmic Man, Kicking the Shark Off the Earth with One Kick!" 》

"Cruel and inhumane, the flying fish boy captured the hearts of tens of millions of girls in one second. 》

"The leader of the earth broke out, and it is incumbent on him to save mankind!" 》

It would be great if this Nima could write a novel that could be so popular!

At this time, in the high-speed train bound for Linyang City, a person wearing a mask, sunglasses, and casual clothes sat on a certain seat.

He sat in his seat so honestly that if it weren't for the occasional person passing by him, he would subconsciously glance at him and really think he was asleep......

Opposite this man sat a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, and a beautiful woman in her thirties.

Oh, and a little black cat.

"Brother, are you okay with your sunglasses and mask, face life openly, and face reality." The girl is Bai Xin, and the one she calls her brother has no one else, of course it is Bai Xiao, "You dress strangely, but it is easier to attract the attention of others." ”

Bai Xiao snorted, now his entire face was covered, even if he was facing Bai Xin now, Bai Xin didn't know if he was looking at himself.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Bai Xin took out his mobile phone with a smile and looked at the online news that he had watched many times:

"Run, sharks! The cosmic people are here to destroy you! ”

……

"Long live the cosmic man! Earth can't stop you from dominating! ”

…… Not long after, Bai Xiao went ashore,

A girl's scream sounded,

"Ahhh My husband is ashore! I love you husband."

"Flying Fish Boy, I love you so much, I want to be with you little universe!"

……

There are a lot of comments under the news, and the highest one is:

It's not good for the cosmic people to stay in the alien planet, and they came to the earth to harm the girl, where is my big knife?

Someone replied below, big brother, the 40-meter knife is offered.

Reply, okay, let him run 39 meters first!

……

Of course, there is another cry, that is, the girl's resistance:

What a cosmic person, so ugly. That's my male god, his name is Flying Fish Boy!

Bai Xiao didn't know that he had become the "Flying Fish Boy" in the minds of the girls, and now he felt uncomfortable listening to the nightmarish voice in the news.

seemed to hear Bai Xin's sound of playing the news, and the people around him began to whisper,

A little girl said: "Who do you say the flying fish boy is, he is so powerful, it can't really be from the universe, right?" ”

A middle-aged uncle next to the little girl said: "Whether he is an earthling, or a cosmic person, anyway, his little temper is the type I like." ”

Bai Xiao listened to their conversation, and felt a chill, only to feel the cool air swishing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head!

Bai Xin whispered: "Brother, it's amazing, both men and women are killed, and the uncle won't let it go?" ”

Bai Xiao glanced at her, but unfortunately wearing sunglasses, Bai Xin couldn't see his eyes.

Bai Xin began to gossip, "You hid deep enough, I thought you were a normal person in our family, but it turned out that I was blind." Tell me, how did you do it? ”

Bai Xiao's mother, Chen Shuwen, also looked at Bai Xiao, and she also wanted to know how her son did it, how could he kick the shark away with one kick?

Because Bai Xin has the habit of lazy bed everywhere she goes, she didn't go to the beach at all in the morning, which made her beat her chest and miss such a wonderful moment.

Bai Xiao didn't answer them, just sighed.

He also has his suffering, I didn't expect that he just experienced an assessment test, and he caused so many things.

I don't know who was so bored and posted a video of himself throwing a flying shark on the Internet.

Recalling that he was surrounded by a large group of women, touched by this, rubbed by that, and rushed to make friends with him, Bai Xiao felt that his head hurt.

In fact, being surrounded by women is nothing, the key is that a group of women almost fought in order to grab Bai Xiao, and one of the women who was so strong that he had a fight with the black bear Xiao Minghua shouted: "Only strong women have the right to mate!" ”

Hearing her words, Bai Xiao's heart suddenly brightened, sharks can be thrown, and it doesn't matter if you give me a nickname, but there must be no problems in your style, and you must have a bottom line in life!

If it weren't for Bao Qingtian and Xiao Minghua of Linyang City who went into battle and pulled himself out, Bai Xiao would probably have been really torn apart by a group of women.

He had to hurry home and hide, because now he could be recognized wherever he went, and for the majority of young people, Bai Xiao was definitely a thorn in his side.

Another example is the uncle who spoke just now, the bad taste, Nima is furious when he thinks about it.

As for the little girl, it is even more terrifying, as long as she sees herself shouting "Flying Fish Boy!" ”

The two types of people mentioned above were all killed......

Now, Bai Xiao feels that people can no longer interact normally with each other, and can only wear masks and sunglasses, which has reduced the possibility of being discovered.

The reason why high-speed rail is called high-speed rail is because it is high, second, because it is iron, and third, because it is fast.

Chengyang City is quite far away from Linyang City, because of the existence of high-speed rail, it has become as simple as going from one's own home to a friend's house, which is ridiculously fast.

More than an hour later, I arrived in Linyang City and got off the high-speed train to take a taxi home.

Back at home, Bai Xiao returned to the room and lay lazily on the bed.

Suddenly, I felt a flash of light......

Dye Jiu stretched comfortably, and it felt good to be back to a human.

She walked up to Bai Xiao, knelt on the bed and touched Bai Xiao's waist with her hand......

A hint of foreboding rose in Bai Xiao's heart.

"Tell me, what's the drag and drop feature in your console?" The voice was soft and full of temptation, but Bai Xiao knew that if he didn't answer well, his waist would not be touched.

"It's such a simple question, do you need to think about it for so long?"

Bai Xiaogan laughed twice, "But ...... Can you not answer, I promised that the man could not say it......"

"Yo, I didn't find you to be such a principled person." Dye Jiu blinked and said, "Then tell me, what's the matter with those two women, how can such a principled person almost get hooked off his soul?" ”

"Let's ...... Let's talk about something else. "Bai Xiao wanted to say who are you, you are so wide, but Bai Xiao still didn't dare to say what came to his mouth.

"Say something else, okay, what's going on with that drag function?"

Seeing that Bai Xiao didn't speak for a long time, Dye Jiu smiled, "Don't say it." ”

Bai Xiao watched the corners of her clothes lift slightly, slowly ...... upwards Up......

"Do you think I'm pretty?" The voice of the dye chirp is sweet and seductive.

"You...... It doesn't matter if you tempt me......" Bai Xiao's eyes were straight, and his voice was very unconfident.

Well, seduction...... Also...... It doesn't work......

I don't believe you...... You lift it up a little more............ See if I'll tell you all?