Chapter 0011: Potato Bomb

The land looked at the two gods in amazement. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He never thought that the things that grew inexplicably in his garden could actually poison the immortals.

Looking at Erlang God's lips that were the same as hanging two sausages, the land couldn't help but feel a chrysanthemum pain.

Amazing...... I must have looked the same way just now.

Otherwise, how could those two heavenly soldiers laugh like the wind?

"I'm going to destroy this poison." Erlang God roared with tears, and then sacrificed his three-pointed two-edged halberd, and screamed wildly, slamming towards the three Naga vipers.

The land is happy in my heart, and now these damn poisons have also been destroyed by Erlang God, right?

No, if you eradicate it, you still can't get rid of hatred, you have to put it in Lao Jun's gossip furnace to practice for ninety-nine eighty-one days.

Otherwise, how can you be worthy of your swollen and sore lips?

I only heard a 'clang'.

The land hurriedly fixed its eyes and was suddenly blindfolded.

"This ...... What's going on? He said in fits and starts.

There was a look of fear in his little eyes.

Erlang God didn't notice the eyes of the land, but stood in place with a majestic body, and then said in a disdainful tone: "Hmph, let it be so vicious, isn't it for the true monarch to eradicate it?" ”

According to Erlang God's estimation, he felt that he must have shoveled out these damn poisons with his hand, and also proved his strength by doing so.

"True Monarch......" The land looked at Erlang God's weapon, then swallowed his throat and said cautiously: "You...... Your weapons seem to be ...... Missing a mouth......"

"What?" Hearing what the land said, Erlang God suddenly said unhappily: "Land, I'm afraid that you are old and dizzy, my weapon is trained by my master with the purple gold of Kunlun Mountain, how can there be a gap?" When I cut down the monkey back then, there was nothing wrong, could it be that these few small poisonous strains made it gap? ”

Erlang God is sure that he must be dazzled by the land, otherwise how could he talk nonsense?

I've been able to follow my weapon to fight for many years, and I've never seen anything wrong happen, so is there a gap this time?

I don't believe it when I kill Erlang God.

"Uh...... Zhenjun, your weapon is really missing......" Taishang Laojun glanced at it, and said seriously: "I don't believe you......"

"Haha, Lao Jun, even if the land is old and dizzy, why are you dazzled?" Erlang God laughed, pulled the weapon back suddenly, and smiled disdainfully: "Could it be that this poison can hurt my divine weapon?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Erlang God was stunned in place.

"I ...... I'm so damn ......" Erlang God muttered a few words, his eyes as big as a copper bell looking at the weapon in his hand.

Above, the three notches are very conspicuous.

Erlang God was dumbfounded, these three gaps were clearly caused by those three poisons, what the hell is this?

It's so vicious?

Not only can he have a spicy mouth, but he also cuts off his weapon.

"Ahhh......h

After a moment, Erlang God roared violently.

A breath of fire came out of the soles of his feet, even more so than he had just eaten the Naga viper.

"I don't believe in this evil ......" Erlang God's eyes widened, and he gasped for breath.

This weapon has been fighting in the Three Realms for many years, and he didn't expect it to be planted today.

It's also planted on top of a few plants that I don't know what they are.

How can this make the arrogant Erlang God stand it?

"Pioneer ......"

He put away the three-pointed two-edged halberd, and then sacrificed the axe, and as soon as he grasped the handle of the axe with both hands, he jumped high, and the axe fell from the sky with an unstoppable force and slashed at the Naga viper.

With a loud bang, the mountain axe and the Naga viper collided, and several colorful silver flowers came with a piercing eardrum.

The mountain-opening axe in Erlangshen's hand slammed to the ground, smashing a deep pit in the ground.

"This ...... What's going on? Taishang Laojun and the land looked at the Naga viper in amazement, and then looked at the mountain axe that flew out of Erlang God's hand.

They all recognize this mountain-opening axe, and it was used by Erlang's divine power to split Peach Mountain back then.

Then, the agarwood mother used this axe to split Huashan.

This axe not only cleaved Huashan, but also broke the magic weapon of Wang's mother.

Why didn't you cut this thing today, but it flew over from the hands of Erlang God?

Taishang Laojun's eyes were sharp, and he found that this mountain axe also had a gap......

"I'm going to pour back into the estuary......" Erlang God instantly became like a frosted eggplant, an old face collapsed, his face was black, if he splashed some water, he might be able to write.

He found that he had come to Heaven at a loss this time.

Not only was he inexplicably poisoned, but he also injured two worthy weapons in a row.

He even wondered if it was the Jade Emperor's ghost.

This made Erlang God very hurt.

"True Monarch......" The land hurriedly called, "You...... Are you okay? ”

Erlang God's eyes were empty all of a sudden, and he ignored the land with a black face, leaving a lonely and depressed back, and left without looking back.

Only the two immortals of Taishang Laojun and the land were left to look at each other.

After a long time, the land said weakly: "Erlang God can't be injured, right?" ”

"Possibly." Lao Jun nodded fiercely: "I'm afraid he's sad......"

The land looked at the three Naga vipers with trepidation, he really couldn't understand how this ghost thing came about.

You can't cut it down, you can't eat it, how can it be good?

If you want to say which immortal has the most powerful weapon in the heavenly court, it is estimated that it belongs to Erlang God.

But not only did he make his mouth unremarkable, but he also cut a few gaps in the weapon that made him famous.

In the end, I had to walk away.

Who else in the Heavenly Court can destroy these three poisons?

"Lao Jun, how do you think this thing is going to be destroyed?" The land said helplessly: "I have no way to do it now......"

"Why don't I see if my three-flavor real fire can be burned." Lao Jun suddenly thought that his three-flavor true fire was the most powerful flame between heaven and earth.

Even the monkeys couldn't take these three flavors of real fire back then, and it is estimated that it should be okay to burn these three poisons.

"Then it's troublesome for you." As soon as I heard Lao Jun say this, the land suddenly fell from the sky.

"Then you get out of the way first, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it." Lao Jun said solemnly: "But I'll cast a spell to protect the other things first, so as not to burn them all in a while." ”

After speaking, he pinched a few spells in the air, and a mysterious circle of light enveloped everything except for the Naga viper.

Then he took off the purple gold gourd on his waist, and as soon as he pulled out the lid, a scorching heat came to his face.

However, Lao Jun did not feel any discomfort, and he continued to urge the three flavors of true fire.

Immediately after, a fierce fire dragon erupted from his purple-gold gourd and rushed towards the Naga viper on the ground.

As soon as the red chili pepper comes into contact with the three flavors of real fire, it suddenly becomes dry, and the water continues to volatilize.

Then there was a 'poof' sound, and the peppers were all boiled and exploded.

Suddenly, a puff of smoke came out.

"It's become a ......" Lao Jun was overjoyed, and he continued to urge the three flavors of true fire.

The light smoke was blown by the wind and staggered towards him.

What is this?

Lao Jun suddenly felt an ominous premonition, this must not be a good thing.

He hurriedly waved his sleeve, ready to dispel the light smoke.

Unexpectedly, this light smoke continued to spew uncontrollably.

Lao Jun didn't pay attention, took a deep breath sharply, and then tragedy in an instant.

"Ah......h This...... Ahh......h

Suddenly, Lao Jun was choked and sneezed again and again, his eyes were hot and painful, and his snot was still spraying vigorously with the sneezing.

"Lao Jun...... Yes...... Ah Qi ......" The land felt as if something had gotten into his nose, and then he sneeze involuntarily.

But that's not the end, the sneezing has not stopped.

Lao Jun also stopped and continued to burn the Naga viper, and sneezed vigorously like the land.

"Ahh......h

"Ah......h

The two immortals kept sneezing one after another, and even snot and tears spewed out, but this damn sneeze didn't mean to stop at all.

The two immortals didn't notice, and after this light smoke passed over them, it continued to drift towards the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

"Ah......h

"Ah...... Ah......h

As soon as the light smoke drifted in, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals who were on duty in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall snezed into the smoke one after another.

"Ahh......h

In a short time, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall instantly turned into a sneezing venue, and one sneeze louder than one shook the hall to buzz......

"Ah......h Lao Jun ...... You...... Ahh......h Okay? The land felt his nose go numb again at the moment.

What the hell is this?

The land feels so aggrieved, he has been an immortal for so many years, and nothing has ever hurt him so much.

"Ah Qi ......" Lao Jun wiped his nose and said, "Let's go...... Yes...... Ahh......h Let's go...... By the way, if someone asks, you will say that we have met a master, a master of secret weapons......"

The land was stunned for a moment, then nodded fiercely.

After all, it's not glorious to be poisoned, if it spreads, how bad will it be?

Maybe there are still people who wonder if their cultivation is not superb enough.

And there is also the great god Taishang Laojun, even the Taishang Laojun, who has cultivated deeply, can't stand this choking smell, not only sneezing, but also inexplicably spicy eyes.

Hearing this, the land hurriedly followed Lao Jun and went away with the clouds.

There were constant sneezes all the way, and I didn't know if it was the land or the Taishang Laojun......

After Leng Ao returned to the dormitory, he hurriedly turned on the computer and landed on the farm.

As soon as he logged in, he saw a prompt, 'Naga Snake is spicy to the land Taishang Laojun Erlang God and many immortals, received five hundred Heavenly Court Emotion Points, and the land Zhongpin Garden is open, and one hundred potato bomb seeds are obtained. ’

He was momentarily stunned, what the hell is this emotional value?

What the hell is this potato bomb?

But what is this Zhongpin Garden?

His eyes widened in a hurry.

After a while, Leng Ao was stunned, this ...... Is it really nice to have such a big surprise?