Chapter 263:! You! Fart! Affair!

"Xu Shaoyan, you bastard, I can't hold back my tears!"

"I'm going to cry blind! This song is so touching! ”

"I want to cry, I just want to say that heaven is too far away, the world is just right, I don't want any angels, I just want Teacher Xu Shaoyan!"

“+1”

“+2”

“+568!”

"Zhizhi famous: I said that everyone should not be deceived by Xu Shaoyan, he is the one who buys feelings! He's a liar! Xu Shaoyan, you are a dead pig! Die! ”

"You're enough! It's endless! Do we like who we have to do with you?! ”

"That's it, you're sick, and it's a good saying, your fart is almost the same!"

This person is really strong in combat and has an absolutely thick skin, but Xu Shaoyan is also hehe, if his skin is not thick enough, how can he never win, and find all kinds of reasons to say to the elephant that he seems to be an international superstar?

This ID is called "Zhili Famous Saying" is none other than Lang Zhen, the former captain of the national football team who has retired!

Xu Shaoyan is really hehe, he is really sick, the six accounts that scolded him, all the fucking ones are this Lang Zhen!

However, Xu Shaoyan didn't block him immediately, firstly, the audience will have a feeling that he has attracted public opinion, and secondly, this person has karma, you scold me?

Some people will scold you!

Guiding public opinion?

Lao Tzu will lead a wave of public opinion to be a teacher for you!

Put the guitar away, Xu Shaoyan felt in his pocket, and suddenly wanted to smoke a cigarette. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

When he came back from the hospital, his cigarette was taken away by his father.

rummaging around the room, Xu Shaoyan took out half a pack of cigarettes in a pair of unwashed pants.

Back in front of the computer, netizens seemed to be using barrage to divert their emotions, and they were all criticizing that wise saying.

Xu Shaoyan's live broadcast was not turned off, the cigarette was in his mouth, he didn't light the fire, his own live broadcast platform, he couldn't teach bad children like this!

I'm a pure and flawless charismatic male god!

Xu Shaoyan smiled confidently in his heart.

Sure enough, Xu Shaoyan took a cigarette in his mouth, and before he could order the goods, the six IDs began to spray!

"It's in its original form! Xu Shaoyan is so morally degraded, how many people watch the live broadcast at this time, Xu Shaoyan, you actually smoke openly! ”

"Xu Shaoyan, you ......"

“……”

Xu Shaoyan laughed directly sarcastically this time.

"Friends, I Xu Shaoyan has always been very generous, but for some IQ tax arrears of brains, I Xu Shaoyan really have nothing to say, today everyone also saw it, scolding me has been these six accounts, I am really anxious for this gentleman's IQ, Douyu live broadcast is opened by me Xu Shaoyan, the software is written by me Xu Shaoyan, the whole website is made by me, you think I don't know who you are, right? I'll let people check the IP address in the background to know what's going on with you! ”

Xu Shaoyan said that netizens were wide-eyed.

"Hold the grass! There is a case! ”

"This gentleman? Teacher Xu Shaoyan, do you know who this mad dog is? ”

"This one, not these guys, rely on it, rely on it! Let's just say why these six accounts are so strange! It turns out that it's all trumpets! ”

"Nima! Teacher Xu Shaoyan, do you want us to die of shame, don't you, you spent 200 million on such a big website, you still made it yourself? ! ”

"Bow down!"

"Bow and Worship +1"

“+2”

“+65987!”

"Speaking of Teacher Xu Shaoyan, who is this person?!"

"yes, who is he?!"

Xu Shaoyan yawned, his body hadn't recovered yet, he had lived so long in a hurry, he was really sleepy.

Looking at the screen, Xu Shaoyan said: "Mr. Lang Zhen, a former international player, I understand why you are so thick-skinned, you have never been thin-skinned, I am sleepy, and I don't have time to see you barking here!" I'll give you four words for what I'm going to do - your! ”

After speaking, Xu Shaoyan closed the live broadcast room, and on the Internet, Zhao Wenya also posted the screenshot of the IP address that he had just hacked into Lang Zhen's computer and posted it on the Internet.

In an instant, the Internet exploded!

Douyu live broadcast is now at least four million people online, and all netizens are confused, and the four words before Xu Shaoyan closed the live broadcast room are swirling in their minds.

What the hell are you?

What the hell are you?!

Yes, I'll open a company to do your!

I, Xu Shaoyan, spent 200 million to do your!

I, Xu Shaoyan, do your for my fans!

How about my character Xu Shaoyan do your!

I! Allow! Continue! Speech! Do! Miscellaneous! Whatever! Dry! You! Fart! Affair!

……

Netizens were simply speechless, they wanted to laugh, but they couldn't!

Nima, very good, this is very Xu Shaoyan, even if he is seriously injured and pale, Xu Shaoyan is still Xu Shaoyan.

Does what I Xu Shaoyan do has anything to do with you?

A, no!

However, most netizens can also recognize that Xu Shaoyan is saying that Lang is true, because Xu Shaoyan is still very friendly to ordinary passers-by and fans.

If it was aimed at them, Xu Shaoyan would have started a live broadcast a long time ago!

As for Lang Zhen, who has been pursuing a good impression recently, is doing charity and public welfare, and plans to transform into the entertainment industry, netizens flocked to his Weibo and official account to scold!

Especially the Shaoyan fan group that has not appeared recently, and now they have suddenly appeared.

Who is the most ruthless scolding in the entertainment industry?

Answer, Xu Shaoyan!

Who is the most scolding fan group?

Answer, Shaoyan fan group.

rushed to Lang Zhen's side, and the Shaoyan fan group opened fire collectively!

"It's useless, you're embarrassed to come out and be embarrassed, you not only have the temperament of a pig, you also have the appearance of a pig!"

"You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig on the top, and a donkey on the bottom."

"Alas, Lang Zhen, Lang Zhen, when you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it will be when the whole world will be reincarnated again."

"What kind of reincarnation, immigrating to Mars just to leave him! Stupid, one, who said that pigs have the stupidest brains? I said that the pig's brain is the smartest, eat the bag and sleep, don't think about anything, raise fat and fat, I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained, Lang Zhen, your brain is also the best maintenance. ”

Many people are scolding, Lang really wants to turn off the comment function, but his Weibo has already made Zhao Wenya hack, off? Think beautifully!

At home, Xu Shaoyan blocked the six numbers registered by Lang Zhen in the backstage of the live broadcast of Douyu, Qiao Ran grabbed Xu Shaoyan's guitar and said: "Brother Xu, the guitar is borrowed for me, and I will also play live broadcast, this thing is quite fresh!" ”

Qiao Ran's curiosity slowly took out a lighter and lit a small cigarette for himself, "Take it, remember to go downstairs for supper in a while, I'll rest for a while and then go to have a midnight poison for them, live cooking!" ”

After speaking, Xu Shaoyan laughed twice, and Zhao Wenya came over and rolled her eyes.

"Brother Xu, can you be handsome for more than three seconds, how did I find out that your sensibility is on the outside, and you are a cheap cute on the inside?"

Zhao Wenya reached out and pinched Xu Shaoyan's face, posing in various poses, Xu Shaoyan also cooperated, opening his chin and making a grimace.

Qiao Ran watched the movements of the two of them, and immediately turned his face away, Xu Shaoyan didn't even realize that he was extremely tolerant of Zhao Wenya!

After pinching, Zhao Wenya also went to the live broadcast software to prepare to play the live broadcast, and Xu Shaoyan had just taken two puffs of cigarettes, and the door opened.

"What a cigarette! Pinched! As soon as my mother entered the door and smelled the smell of smoke, she made a tiger face, and Xu Shaoyan sneered.

"Oh, Mom, I thought about it, just take a puff, just a bite, just a bite!"

"No! You'll talk about it when you're well! This injury is not healed, what are you smoking! Dad also had a fierce face, Xu Shaoyan simply stood up and hidden.

"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it!" Xu Shaoyan was tricky, and behind, An Shiqing and the people from the Chaoge team came in.

An Shiqing sobbed, obviously holding back her tears, Qiu Mi let go of the arm holding An Shiqing, and suddenly bowed to Xu Shaoyan. "Teacher Xu Shaoyan, thank you."

The other three members of the Chaoge team were also like this, bowing to Xu Shaoyan.

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, thank you! Thank you for everything you do for Sister An! ”

Xu Shaoyan took a puff of cigarette and took a long puff of cigarette.

"Thank me? Thank you, don't be polite to me! It's all their own people. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the cigarette in his hand was pinched away by his mother, "Smoke again when the injury is healed!" You still don't listen to me, do you? ”

Xu Shaoyan stuck out his tongue, alas, hide out and smoke one day!

But will you be able to endure it until one day?

As soon as his tongue was spit out, Xu Shaoyan's mobile phone rang, and when he took it out of his pocket, he saw that the number was very unfamiliar.

“18794685521? The number of the capital? Who is this man? ”

Xu Shaoyan didn't know this number, but Qiu Mi and An Shiqing's faces changed instantly.

Qiu Mi looked surprised: "Teacher Xu Shaoyan, that's ...... That's the number of Director Ye of the General Administration of E-sports! (To be continued.) )