The news of the fall of Afghanistan quickly reached the ears of world leaders, and the discussion group at the United Nations exploded. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

U.S. President Donald Trump: @中华联邦-Zhao Hanyan, hey, you can't put ghost soldiers in war! This violated the agreement of the UN Security Council and immediately withdrew the troops from the Afghan area.

Zhao Hanyan retorted: NO, we didn't invest in ghost-level soldiers, it's just tiger-level.

“.....”

The crowd fell silent, playing a series of small dots.

U.S. President Donald Trump roared and said, "This is not in accordance with the Basic Law!" ”

"Your Excellency Trump, on the Afghan issue, we have fully exchanged views, but we have reservations, Afghanistan has been our country's sacred territory since ancient times, and Datang has set up a governor's palace here for 50 years.

"you from time immemorial!" Trump is helpless, the history of the Chinese Federation is too long, and the United States is a country with no ancient history, so on the issue of territorial disputes, it is often at a disadvantage, the Chinese Federation claims that Afghanistan is its own territory, and there is some truth, after all, it was indeed included in the territory of the Tang Dynasty in history, but the hero does not mention the courage of the year, and forcibly said that Afghanistan has been a bit of a hooligan since ancient times, although it is the norm of a big country to play hooligan.

The Emirati Sheikh Mohammed sent a red envelope and left a message: "Take it easy, guys. ”

"Thank you, boss." Swedish Prime Minister Stefan Löven received the red envelope.

"Thank you, boss." French President François Hollande received the red envelope.

"Thank you, boss." Andrzej Duda of Poland received the red envelope.

A red envelope blew up all the diving parties in the group, and on the issue of Afghanistan is a game between the United States and the Chinese Federation, they just eat melons and the masses, and they can't interject, if they dare to say more BB, they may be killed by the fire.

The UAE Sheikh Mohammed is an oil tyrant who sent out 200 million red envelopes, which were robbed within 1 second.

Pakistani Governor Sharif, who didn't grab the red envelope, cried and fainted in the toilet and posted a crying emoji: "The network is slow, I didn't grab it, really. Missed 200 million! ”

Zhao Hanyan sent an exclusive red envelope to Pakistan to express comfort.

Chief Sherif burst into tears and laughed: "Thank you, Lao Tie!" ”

After a pause, Zhao Hanyan said to Trump: "It is impossible for us to return Afghanistan, so let's not say anything unprepared." ”

Zhao Hanyan showed the highest level of warning, making it clear that he wanted to firm up his position and not make any compromises.

"I don't agree, at most half of it, and the other half to the United States."

Afghanistan's geographical location is important, but in fact it is only because it is easy to reach another empire through Afghanistan, but whether it is offensive or defensive, one thing is common, that is, the Soviets, the British, and the Americans are actually not interested in Afghanistan itself, they just want to turn Afghanistan into a battlefield for global hegemony.

In the end, Putin the Great spoke, saying: "I think it is in the general interest of Afghanistan to be returned to the Chinese Federation. ”

"OK, since Putin has said so for most of the time, I will reluctantly agree." Trump is a fan of Putin and often makes overtures to Putin the Great on Twitter: "But the Chinese Federation must sign a treaty with us, stop all military operations, and prohibit soldiers above the ghost level from participating in the war, otherwise we will use nuclear strikes." ”

Zhao Hanyan couldn't cry or laugh, has the meaning of the existence of the True Sky Falcon been linked to a nuclear bomb? Heck, if I knew this, let the real Falcon take Europe down.

"Okay, deal."

In the end, China and the United States signed a peace agreement, and Afghanistan was returned to the Chinese Federation, and at the same time promised to prohibit the use of the real falcon in the future battlefield.

****

On the other side, the Falcon returned triumphantly, was warmly embraced by the soldiers, regarded him as a hero, and held a banquet for him.

"I can't believe that there really is a man of God who can end the war in Afghanistan in one day, this is too strong!"

"No one has done a better modern blitzkrieg than him, the offensive is fierce, fast and ruthless, taking the highland fortress and pushing the enemy base directly, without giving the enemy a chance to breathe at all."

"I think the true chief is comparable to Rommel the Desert Fox!"

"It's good to be able to complete the mission and go home soon."

The soldiers miss their families so much that no one wants to leave the warmth of their homes to come to this barren area, and thanks to the Falcon, they will soon be able to return home.

In the barracks, a cardboard box is secretly moving, the legendary soldier, Snake with the title of bigboss, has infiltrated the camp of the Chinese Federation, no one has found him, maybe hiding the box is a comical act, but it is very effective.

After marking the location of the Falcon on the map, he cautiously approached the Hayabusa's camp, which was perfect in terms of infiltration evaluation.

However, the true falcon had long sensed his existence, and continued to act as if he hadn't found it, wanting to see what the bigboss was going to do.

As the distance got closer, Snake suddenly jumped out of the box and shot the Falcon in the head with a non-lethal submachine gun, a rubber bullet that would not kill anyone.

“biu~biu~”

After two shots, Matenfala pretended to faint and fell to the ground, and Snake carried him onto his shoulder, and then quickly fled the military base, and called for a helicopter to pick him up, and returned without incident.

By the time the soldiers discovered that the Falcon had disappeared without noticing, Snake had returned to his hideout at sea.

"Hey, why is the chief missing?"

"Maybe it's going to the bathroom."

****

"Welcome, Army Without Borders, kid."

The hood on his head was torn off, and the True Sky Falcon first felt a blinding white light, which was in the interrogation room.

There are three people in the room, one is the domineering and reticent Bigboss, one is a western cowboy Bobcat, and the other is Miller, who has lost one hand and one foot and can only be on crutches, they are the core members of the Army Without Borders.

The true heavenly falcon adjusted to the dazzling light slightly, and said with a wry smile, "It turns out that the disappearance of the soldier is your reason. ”

"You know us?" The lynx raised its chin.

"I've heard of it, the world's largest mercenary organization, right?"

"Hehe, since you know, then it's easy to say, join us, your ability is very good, prettygood, don't fall victim to a great power, your strength should serve peace, have you heard of the legend of BigBoss?"

Here we go! Lynx's super brainwashing! Since the Army Without Borders is mercenaries, fighting against the world powers, and needs manpower, they can only 'abduct' good soldiers from the battlefield to come back, by instilling noble ideas in them, (have you heard of Amway?). Let them join the army without borders, so BigBoss is also called the Battlefield Trafficker, the Trafficker Legend.