Wen Rujun is a person who can die for a long time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Hua Murong has always been the least welcome person to be Wen Rujun.

Hua Murong pulled the apprentice to deliberately get rid of Wen Rujun from the armillary layer, and closed the door of the Murong Hall tightly when he returned to the Murong Palace.

But this Wen Rujun is good, he smiled and didn't speak, he rolled into the wall of Murong Hall in a muffled voice, and successfully ate the love dinner that Su Xiaomeng made for Hua Murong herself.

Hua Mu was extremely annoyed, slapped Wen Rujun out of the door, went straight through the hall of the Peach Blossom Garden, and hung directly on a crooked neck tree outside the door of the Peach Blossom Garden.

Wen Rujun was not annoyed, the more Hua Murong embarrassed him, the more he had to make a pitiful appearance.

No, this guy just fell from the crooked-necked tree, twisted his hips and limped to Su Xiaomeng to seek justice.

I saw Wen Rujun living like a seventy or eighty old man, holding a dead branch that he picked up from nowhere, hooking his waist and hunching his back trembling.

Su Xiaomeng saw a handsome man dressed in black outside the door, pretending to be pitiful and moving towards Taohuayuan.

Wen Rujun is an actor, take one step to rush a mouthful of blood, take another step to wipe a line of tears, and get rid of a grief-stricken tragic character who can drive west at any time.

Then, Su Xiaomeng watched as Wen Rujun dragged the white jade floor of their house out of a conspicuous red line.

Hua Mu Rong was so angry that he broke a pair of local tyrant chopsticks with a good hook and a gold sticker.

Su Xiaomeng went to the kitchen with great discernment to prepare a few pairs of simple wooden chopsticks, and handed a pair to Hua Murong: "Master, dissipate your anger, isn't it our benefactor?" ”

Hua Murong looked restrained, took the wooden chopsticks and poked the crystal clear white rice in the bowl, as if he took the big white rice for someone Wen.

Su Xiaomeng looked straight at it, she was looking at the heat and pinching the big white rice that had been steamed so hard, so it was ruined......

Wen Rujun's crutches reached the door on crutches, and Hua Murong was already full of murderous anger.

Wen Rujun slowly raised his long legs and crossed the ankle-length threshold with difficulty, Su Xiaomeng was terrified, the person who can use the threshold as a dragon gate to cross, there is only Wen Rujun in ancient and modern history.

Wen Rujun took a step on one leg in ten seconds, crossed the threshold in ten seconds, and successfully stepped over one leg at the speed of putting down his foot in ten seconds.

Then, Wen Rujun fell......

This fight is so bad, it's called a vigorous and peerless elegance!

First, the wide sleeves waved out the flying fairy style sleeves, and then the beautiful eyes with tears and a sad face squirted out a mouthful of tomato juice with a full five hundred milliliters, and the tomato juice dyed the golden lintel bright red like a fountain.

Then, Wen Gongzi covered his chest and made Xi Shi feel heartbroken, and waited for Su Xiaomeng to help.

After waiting for a long time, Su Xiaomeng didn't move, Wen Gongzi gritted his teeth and fell to the ground, falling so loudly that it hurt to hear it.

Wen Rujun glanced at Su Xiaomeng, and Su Xiaomeng looked at him with wide eyes and stunned.

Very good, managed to get attention.

Then Wen Rujun increased the bitter drama, and smashed it to the ground with a wave of his sleeves, and deliberately squeezed out a few tears while smashing back, wailing: "Ah! That slap hit the deity to the point that it was injured and injured, and it was impossible to walk! How can you be so ruthless, Lord Murong, and treat your life-saving benefactor like this! Are you people in the heavenly realm so heartless and heartless......"

Halfway through the howl, I found that the hand felt wrong, and it was actually stabbed for Mao's flat, solid and smooth ground? It still hurts?

Wen Rujun reflexively looked down, good guy, the ground he was holding on turned into a barbed ground, and the dense little thorns stared at him fiercely, and then stabbed into his palm.

Wen Rujun hurriedly raised his hand and stood up, pointed at Hua Murong's nose and said angrily: "Okay, you Hua Murong, thanks to the deity who worked hard to give you blood, you are so femme fatale, hurt the deity's heart and liver and poked the deity's palm, how can your heart be so vicious?" ”

Wen Rujun pointed at Hua Murong bitterly, and at the same time peeked at Su Xiaomeng with the thin single eyelid.

Wen Rujun's small movements, Hua Murong knew it, his eyes were already full of anger, but his lips were smiling: "Yo, no more pain in your chest?" Legs aren't lame? Don't hunch your back? ”

Wen Rujun was stunned for a moment, and then instantly reached out to cover his chest and looked at Su Xiaomeng with a painful face: "The chest of the deity hurts, it hurts......"

Wen Rujun's hand moved to his leg again: "This leg also hurts badly......

Su Xiaomeng's eyebrows and eyes were cold, and her pupils were full of clarity.

Wen Rujun's heart sank, covered her eyes and didn't look at Su Xiaomeng's eyes, she only lowered her head and wailed: "Alas, injury after injury, this body is not better!" Alas! How can there be a white-eyed wolf in this heavenly realm......"

The chopsticks in Hua Murong's hand were broken again, and his face was still full of smiles: "Pretend, pretend, continue to pretend, Wen Gongzi's acting skills, God gave ten points." ”

After that, Hua Murong also patted Bai Yu's hand, and his ink-colored eyes were full of mockery.

Wen Rujun pretended to be confused: "What are you talking about?" Why can't the deity understand? ”

Then, Wen Rujun blinked his single eyelid and looked at Su Xiaomeng with a pure expression: "Little wild cat, what's wrong with your master?" Isn't it a demon? ”

Little wildcat, you are a little wildcat, your whole family is a little wildcat!

Even if it's a cat, she's home, okay, how can she be wild?

Phew! What did she think, this is!

Su Xiaomeng looked straight at Wen Rujun with her big round eyes, her eyes were full of seriousness: "Young Master Wen, the tomato juice at the corner of your mouth is what I prepared to make a vegetable salad." ”

Tell the truth in one word.

Wen Rujun touched his head and smiled awkwardly, and said haha: "Hey, this deity is playing for you!" Ha ha! Hahaha! Hahahaha......"

Su Xiaomeng glanced at Wen Rujun calmly, and shook the knife mercilessly: "Young Master Wen, you are the only one playing from beginning to end." ”

Wen Rujun's face froze, and then he walked towards Su Xiaomeng familiarly: "What is your name Wen Gongzi, how strange it is, you want to call me, Rujun, Rujun, do you know?" ”

Saying that, Wen Rujun was about to sit down next to Su Xiaomeng, and before he sat down, a row of chopsticks shot straight towards Wen Rujun, Wen Rujun grabbed the void, and those chopsticks were all grabbed by Wen Rujun in the palm of his hand, not a single one.

Wen Rujun raised his chopsticks at Hua Murong and smiled loudly: "Hey, the deity has been premeditated. ”

Hua Murong smiled at the corner of his lips and did not reply.

Wen Rujun swaggered down like a victorious general, but before Wen Rujun could sit firmly, the chair suddenly broke in half from the middle, and Wen Rujun sat on the ground with his butt and smashed it loudly.

Hua Murong slowly picked up a small mouthful of large white rice and put it in his mouth, chewed it carefully, and praised: "This rice is really fragrant today, hahahaha........."

Wen Rujunjun's face turned blue, red and white, and he was so angry that Hua Murong couldn't say a word, only secretly clenched his fist and pounded the floor, and then covered his fist and grinned with a pain.

The floor of your house is full of diamonds, right? (To be continued.) )