Listening to this man's words, Didi was full of black lines. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info someone will find a monk to teach him how to pick up girls, which is also ridiculous. Am I so promiscuous* that people have come to me for apprenticeship?

"This fat big brother, you are looking for the wrong person, you see that I am a monk, where can I soak in some girl?" Dee Dee removed the cap from his head, revealing a sleek head.

"Master, I didn't find the wrong person, I'm Tao Renyan." The big fat man stood up, bowed his head, and said with a flattering face. Looking at his fat-headed, big-eared and cute appearance, he has a fight with a teddy bear.

"That's right, you're obnoxious!" I didn't expect this guy to be self-aware, but he was really annoying enough.

"It's not a master, I said my name is Tao Renyan." His face turned red and became writhing, and his hands kept counting the buttonholes on his belt, as if ashamed of his obnoxious name.

"What! There are also people who call it obnoxious, and you are indeed annoying enough. ”

"Master, you just accept me! I do laundry, cook, serve tea and water, and even warm your bed! Saying that, the dead fat man actually lowered his head, his face was full of shyness, and he secretly glanced at Didi from time to time.

What kind of person is Didi, he is a big man, how could he have received such a teasing. What's more, there is still a stupid man on the other side, and the most hateful thing is a shameless fat man, and in an instant Didi is not even in the mood to eat breakfast, but he forgot that he has already eaten.

"What nonsense are you talking about, am I that kind of person?" Saying that, Didi was leaving, and today he really ran into a ghost, and he actually encountered this disgusting thing.

Unexpectedly, the dead fat man's face was amazingly thick, and he stopped in front of Didi again, carrying forward the spirit of the dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water. Didi began to admire this dead fat man a little, but he didn't expect that there was someone more shameless than himself.

"No, no, I didn't mean that. Master, just take me! ”

"I told you that I am a monk, and I don't know how to pick up girls!"

Dee Dee was driven crazy by this annoying guy and wanted to slap this shameless thing to death. It was only when Didi finally realized how disgusting his previous actions were, and it seemed that this quality had to be carried forward.

"I saw it in the amusement park that day, you always took our three school flowers to laugh at life, and my admiration for you is really like a surging river."

"Yes! I didn't expect you to find out how deep I hid. ”

Di Di looked at the fat man in front of him with a smile, and actually admired this stinky and shameless guy, and he could vaguely see his past demeanor from his shadow, which was by no means his flattery to himself.

"So, master, did you agree?"

After listening to Didi's words, Tao Renyan immediately wanted to kowtow to the teacher, but was supported by Didi. I only heard him say: "I promised you something, first lose this fat." ”

Hearing Didi's words, Tao Renyan was overjoyed at first, but he couldn't laugh immediately, and he shouted loudly at Didi's quilt: "The master can't lose it, this is my biggest advantage, without this fat body, I have nothing." Don't go, master, master......"

After sleeping until the end of the third class, Didi rubbed his sleepy eyes, not that he didn't want to sleep, but that the next class was physical education, so the classmates had to gather in the playground.

The playground was full of people, not only Didi's class, but also other classes. Of course, none of this has anything to do with Didi, because he's just here to go through the motions.

"Students have less than a year to go to the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination is cruel, although it does not represent the fate of a lifetime, but it is a turning point in your life......" The physical education teacher talked in front of him, while the students were playing and playing below.

"And on the way to success, we need the support and help of our partners, so today we organized a two-person three-legged competition." Finally got to the point, and there was a burst of cheers below.

"Oh! Good ......"

"Long live the teacher......"

“……”

"Everyone is quiet, this project needs to be carried out by two people, everyone teams up, men and women are not limited......" The teacher even broke out the amazing way of proceeding.

"What! Male or female? Teacher, I love you to death......"

"Oh...... Oh......"

The classmates were suddenly boiling, seeing that they were about to graduate in less than a year, but the single dogs were still lonely, and their hearts were already hungry and thirsty. Why not take this opportunity to behave in front of your sweetheart, and maybe you can get rid of the title of single dog.

Looking at Di Di beside her, Liu Shishi's face was red, as if she had drunk wine, she was cute. Liu Shishi wanted to speak and stopped, and said hesitantly: "Bald man will be cheap for you today, I will ...... with you"

Before he finished speaking, he found that Di Di was gone, and he was walking towards Zheng Jiaying.

Liu Shishi was so angry that her silver teeth clenched, and her eyes were like a blacksmith's furnace sparkling with flames. Unexpectedly, his first invitation, he didn't even look at himself, and went directly to Zheng Jiaying. What's so good about her, isn't she just pure, pitiful?

"Dead bald, stinky bald, rotten bald......" Liu Shishi whispered.

At this time, a boy with curly hair, instigated by several classmates, strode up to Liu Shishi, he took a deep breath as if he had made a major determination: "Shishi, I'll team up with you, right?" ”

"Fuck off! Who is going to team up with you. Liu Shishi was angry, but she didn't expect someone to come and talk to her at this time, of course, she didn't have a good face for him.

The male classmate was scolded and left with shame and unwilling pain, and at the same time secretly swore in his heart that he would shave his head after class and never believe in love again.

"The squad leader has no one to team up with me, can I ......?"

Although Zheng Jiaying is the squad leader, she does not handle interpersonal relationships very well. She rarely speaks, and she is reluctant to make friends in class, so that no girls team up with her.

Although a few boys came over just now, she politely declined. Because I don't have feelings for these boys, I don't want them to misunderstand.

When he was embarrassed and couldn't find someone to team up, he didn't expect Didi to come over and ask to team up with him. This man was very bored with himself at first, but after that trip to the amusement park, his impression of him changed so much that I am not sure whether I like him or hate him.

Seeing Zheng Jiaying's hesitant look, Di Di directly held her little hand and said stubbornly: "My good squad leader, you can promise me, otherwise I will be too pitiful alone." ”

"You let go first, if there is anything we can say slowly, shall we?"

"If I don't let it go, I won't let it go, unless you promise me."

Being stared at by so many people, Zheng Jiaying instantly blushed, and wanted to break free from Didi's clutches several times, but his strength was too great. Looking at Didi's eyes wide and looking at himself helplessly, he seemed to be a wronged child. Zheng Jiaying shook her head, there is really no way to take this stinky and shameless monk.

"Okay, I promise you!"

The boys around him were speechless for a moment, is this okay? A few boys who asked to form a team just now almost slapped their swollen thighs, they knew that it would be the turn of this bald head, and now they regret that they are almost crying tears.