Ninety-ninety-nine
Biting the master, it's not good, Yang Ming said with a smile: "I said beauty, look at the point, the so-called end of the world is no grass, you can't fool me, maybe you can still deceive others in the future." Huo Ran Wen ??? ???.?”
Mo Lu shouted hysterically at Yang Ming: "I'm unwilling, I'm unwilling, why, why can't I get in here!" I'm going in, I'm going inside, I'm going to the mortal world! You man actually lied to me in turn, I'm unwilling, you hurt the vixen's self-esteem too much, I'm going to bite you, I'm going to eat you! ”
"Don't mind, my meat doesn't smell good." Yang Ming took out a unicorn jade plate and threw it to Mo Lu, "Next." Although you didn't have a good intention to send me here, but after all, you saved me, and giving you such a thing is a thank you gift. ”
"Wait and see, don't be complacent, you guy, sooner or later I will find a way to go to the mortal world, and when the time comes, the first thing I will find is you!"
Leaving a few cruel words, Mo Lu left quickly, Yang Ming shrugged his shoulders, forget about the beauty, fox spirit, don't come to seek revenge.
The fox fairy quipped: "It's all gone, and you're still thinking about it?" Do you want to go out and follow her back? ”
Yang Ming said: "Fox Fairy Niangniang, don't make fun of me, is it time to send me back to the mortal world?" ”
"You want to go back? You just want to go back to the mortal world right away? ”
Something is wrong, Yang Ming feels that something is very wrong, why is the fox fairy's eyes full of cunning, just like the eyes of a profiteer preparing to rip off customers, "Shouldn't it, what conditions do you want to prescribe?" ”
"What do you say? You think I'll help you for free? ”
"Aren't you an immortal, and immortals are also ready to bargain with mortals?"
"It's a fairy, and he also has seven emotions and six desires, and he also wants to teach a lesson to those who offend him!" The fox fairy said, a pair of eyes aimed at Yang Ming up and down, and finally fell on his hand, and said hatefully: "You dare to burn my fur, this account, I must settle this account with you!" ”
Yang Ming scolded the damn erhu old man in his heart, damn the erhu old man, what kind of grudge does the master have with you, you have to stuff that piece of fox skin to the master, you have been with you for decades, you took it to the grave, you just stuffed it to the master, now it's okay, just because you plucked a few hairs on it and burned it with fire, these fox fairies with hot bodies in front of you look like they are going to do evil.
Yang Ming said with a smiling face: "Fox Fairy Niangniang, I have something to say, it's not that I don't know that the fur is your old man's, so I'll burn it and take a look." Those who don't know are not guilty, and you must forgive them. ”
"I think I'll forgive you, okay. However, there are conditions! The fox fairy said, shouting at the mountains and forests: "Come here!" ”
When the fox fairy's words fell, there was a rustling sound of grass and trees shaking in the distant woods, and soon a huge turtle crawled over.
Yang Ming stared at the turtle in front of him with wide eyes, much bigger than the elephant tortoise, standing on four elephant-like thick legs, the top of the turtle shell was about two meters above the ground, and the head was raised nearly four meters from the ground, what a big tortoise!
The two huge eyes on the turtle's head stared at Yang Ming, and he wanted to bite with a big mouth, Yang Ming hurriedly dodged away, just now the fox spirit wanted to bite the master, and you, the close relative of Wang Ba, also wanted to bite, as for.
The fox fairy jumped lightly, jumped on the back of the turtle and sat cross-legged, beckoning Yang Ming: "Follow me." ”
Yang Ming didn't seem to be able to follow him, and now except for this fox fairy, there was really no one else who could help him go back to the mortal world, so he could only follow the fox fairy riding a turtle.
Most of the ordinary turtles were slowly swallowed on the ground, and the fox fairy's mount turtle was not slow to get up in the mountains and forests, Yang Ming chased all the way to barely keep up, and ran wildly all the way for almost half an hour before the turtle stopped.
Without internal qi, just running with physical strength, Yang Ming was not lightly tired, and gasped for breath. Looking around, there is a hot spring next to it, a small pool, that is, about ten square meters, there is a spring in it, and warm water is constantly gushing out.
The fox fairy jumped down from the turtle's back and glanced at Yang Ming, "It's really useless, I just ran so much, and I was tired like this." ”
Are you not tired, you have been sitting on the tortoise shell, can you be tired, Yang Ming said: "Fox Fairy Niangniang, I ask you something, how can I recover my internal qi?" ”
The fox fairy said: "Your internal qi should be sealed by the fox spirit, and if you want to recover, it's very simple." Come, undress. ”
"Undressed?" Yang Ming looked at the fox fairy, and then looked down at a certain place, knowing that fox spirits are all good at picking yang and supplementing yin, should they just get out of the mouth of the fox spirit and enter the hand of the fox fairy?
The fox fairy said: "Don't guess there, you want to worship me as a teacher, of course, you have to fast and bathe first." We fox people don't quit meat, you just need to bathe. ”
"What, apprentice?" Yang Ming was speechless, "When did I say I wanted to worship you as a teacher?" ”
"Six hundred years ago, I wanted to take in an apprentice, but I didn't know how to choose an apprentice, so I came up with a solution. It is to get some mortal men here, throw them to the nest of fox spirits, and think that whoever is the first to come back alive will take him as an apprentice. However, hundreds of men came back one after another, and none of them came back, so the matter of accepting apprentices could only be put on hold for the time being. I got you here the other day, intending to throw it to the vixen and use the vixen's body to kill you. But I didn't expect you to come back alive today, and I remembered that I wanted to take in apprentices six hundred years ago. Count your good luck, not only did you not die, but you became the apprentice of this immortal. ”
Sure enough, it is a demon, even if he becomes an immortal, his nature has not changed, Yang Ming has no intention of being a disciple of the fox fairy, "That, big brother discuss, fox fairy Niangniang, you better let me go back." As for the matter of apprenticeship, there must be someone with better qualifications than me in the future. ”
"Since you don't want to, you can't help it." The fox fairy came behind Yang Ming, leaned on his back, and put his lips close to his ear, "If you become my apprentice, you can do a lot of happy things." Although our fox clan can swallow the essence of the sun and moon to cultivate, the best cultivation method is dual cultivation. My apprentice, it must be a man, what is the reason, you should understand. ”
Through a layer of clothing, Yang Ming could clearly feel the amazing elasticity, but reason could not be swayed, "I understand your kindness, but." ”
Without waiting for Yang Ming to finish speaking, the fox fairy said quickly: "It's nothing, but." If you agree to be my apprentice, you can say anything, if you don't agree, I think that little fox spirit Mo Lu will be very happy to see you again! ”
Threats are all used, Yang Ming frowned, and now the situation seems to have no choice, "Master." ”
The fox fairy sneered, "That's right." But don't rush to call Master, you have to meet my expectations before you can come under my door. Now you go down to the hot springs and take a bath. ”
"Okay, why don't you just take a shower?" Yang Ming took off his clothes, pants, shoes and socks in two or two times, and was about to peel off his pants, when he suddenly saw the fox fairy staring at him somewhere with wide eyes.
If you want to see it, the master won't show it to you, Yang Ming turned his back, took off his pants, and squatted on the hot spring to test the water temperature, it was slightly hot, not bad.
Yang Ming got off the hot spring, squatted underneath, the water above his neck was exposed, he ran for so long, and now he feels really good in the hot spring.
The fox fairy sat on the edge of the hot spring, soaked in the hot spring with a pair of small feet, and asked with a smile, "Are you comfortable?" ”
"Very good." Yang Ming turned to look at the fox fairy, the nosebleed almost came out, the fox spirit still knows how to find clothes to wear, you fox fairy don't wear clothes, forget it, can you close your legs tightly?
Looking at Yang Ming's fiery eyes, the fox fairy smiled proudly, "You men and women, which one of you is not born naked, clothes are nothing more than things used to keep warm from the cold, and the funny thing is that you have to wear clothes on a hot day." My future little apprentice, do you think I'm better off wearing clothes or not wearing clothes? ”
What kind of etiquette and shame to talk about with the goblins, it is estimated that it is to play the piano to the cow, Yang Ming doesn't plan to do that, but he really can't take his eyes off, this fox fairy can be more sultry than the fox spirits of the Mo family.
The fox fairy said, "Okay, I won't tease you, it's time to get down to business." ”
Yang Ming found that the fox fairy had one more thing in his hand, a small red flower.
In this world, no matter what is white, the mountains, rivers, grasses, trees and beasts are all them, and suddenly a colored thing appeared, which was very eye-catching, and Yang Ming asked, "What kind of flower is that?" ”
The fox fairy said: "This flower is a treasure, called the Blood Mandala, and for you cultivators, it is the most precious and poisonous. This kind of flower can greatly increase the cultivation speed of cultivators, but it has side effects, out of ten people, one person can survive, and the rest will be poisoned to death. So the blood mandala is also called the Nine Deaths and One Life Flower. You are lucky, this immortal got one six hundred years ago, and today it will be cheaper for you. ”
"Don't!" Yang Ming hurriedly refused, who had nothing to do with his life.
"I can't help you refuse!" The fox fairy said, throwing the blood mandala into the hot spring.
The blood mandala flower is not big, it is the size of a morning glory, the color is bright red, even the stamen is bright red, as soon as the flower falls into the water, the whole hot spring changes all of a sudden, and it turns blood red in an instant, and even the steam that rises is a blood-red mist.
In Yang Ming's eyes, the hot spring was like a pool of blood, and the water became viscous, I don't know if it was a psychological effect, and the temperature was getting higher and higher.
His body gradually became hotter and hotter, and Yang Ming wanted to leave the hot spring quickly, but only then did he find that his body couldn't move at all, and he couldn't even blink.
The fox fairy stepped on the water, came to Yang Ming, and pressed his head into the water, so that his whole body was wrapped in water, "My future little apprentice, enjoy it." Yang Ming couldn't see anything anymore, there was only red in his eyes, and at this time there was a strange feeling from his body, like there were hundreds of flexible little hands rubbing on his skin, not letting go of every inch of skin, the taste was wonderful, but in the next second, the feeling changed, as if a knife was cutting meat, thousands of knives were cutting the skin of the whole body, and the person fell into extreme pain, and it didn't take long for the feeling to change again, as if countless red lips were kissing him, and immediately, the person seemed to have fallen into the freezer. (To be continued.) )