Niu Er......

it! Niu Er!

This new name is really called Niu Er!

I was sure that there were no auditory hallucinations in my ears, and immediately a mouthful of old blood rippled up, almost spraying Jiang Wuliu's face, "Dr. Jiang, are you kidding me?" It's not called random taking! ”

Jiang Wuliu said seriously: "It's true that it wasn't taken randomly. ”

"Reason, I need a reason that I can accept!" I was depressed, "Did I do something wrong and offend you?" ”

"Niu Er is real, whether it is age or physique, he is similar to you, but he can't appear." Jiang Wuliu said calmly, "That Niu Er is a lone ranger, without a sect, and he has become a master with the master's codex that he accidentally obtained when he went up the mountain to chop wood. At that time, he was only twenty-one years old, and he was already a status, which can be described as talented! Not only that, Niu Er is also good at using guns and spears, although he was born in the countryside, but his knowledge is extremely broad, usually like to take risks or something, once in order to find a material for me, Niu Er fell into a sinkhole, and then the sinkhole disappeared. I asked someone for Niu Er, but he didn't die, and he didn't seem to be able to come out. ”

"I didn't expect the real Niu Er to be a genius!" I thought about it for a moment, and it was indeed safest to pretend to be a real and impossible master, but this was the name that stuck with me......

For example, if I and Ning Er's goods road are uneven, draw a knife to help. The rescued people were grateful and asked for our names. Ning Erwu said that he was called "Ning Shuying", and his shallow smile formed a fatal force, but what about me? People asked me what my name was, and I said, "Niu Er......"

This still makes me mess around the rivers and lakes!

At this time, an extremely piercing laugh suddenly sounded, and Xu Huayan leaned back on the chair without any image and laughed, "Hahaha...... Niu Er, Niu Er! Laughing to death, sister. ”

"Your whole family is called Niu Er......" I yelled with a dark face, "be careful that I kill you in minutes." ”

"Ning Erhuo, wake up and tell you a fun thing!" Xu Huayan raised her hand and pushed Ning Shuying's shoulder, and after pushing her awake, she forcibly suppressed her smile and asked, "Guess what the new name of the evil beast is." ”

"I don't know......" Ning Shuying was confused.

Xu Huayan couldn't help laughing out loud again. "N-IU--Ox, two!"

"Niu Er?" Ning Shuying was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and after a pause of three seconds, he laughed heartily, even his body was crooked, and he laughed directly to the ground, "No, I will dance as soon as I say this name, I'm going to smoke, go back to my room and sleep!" Niu Er, good morning. ”

Xu Huayan also fled with her.

I looked at Jiang Wuliu depressedly, "This ......"

"Niu Er, relax, they accepted it with a smile and a smile." Jiang Wuliu said that in order not to be exposed, he had to adapt to calling me by this name from now on.

I felt that the heavens and the earth were eclipsed, and I felt like I had been abandoned by the world, and I had nothing to think about......

"Niu Er, follow me to the research room, I will teach you the method of changing your face and turning into the appearance of the real Niu Er." Jiang Wuliu broke the wheelchair and said without looking back, "Don't worry about the injury and the lack of true yuan, I will enter the true yuan for you, and when the time comes, change your face and raise it until the true yuan is full, and then eat another meal." ”

I followed cautiously, and when I arrived, Jiang Wuliu flipped through the documents, he pulled out a messy drawing, and said with a dry smile: "You can't understand this, I'll write a new copy, and remember to burn it after you finish practicing." ”

Jiang Wuliu took out a pen and paper and wrote for five minutes, and the neat handwriting was presented.

I took the paper and read it word by word, and the more I looked down, the more frightened I became...... It's tantamount to tearing your face once and reshaping it into a new face, even the bones have to be changed, but there are two differences between this and plastic surgery is that you can spend the same price and change it back, and the second is that the new face is natural, without any sense of disobedience, extremely natural, and you can't see any traces of change, including your own life, in other words, before switching back, the original self has disappeared in the dark.

The reason why this method can only be used by ghost Daofu has two prerequisites, one is that the user himself must be a person of the Mandate of Heaven in order to violate and break this rule of the Heavenly Dao, which is equivalent to the official suddenly running away to hide abroad, so if you are discovered by the Heavenly Dao, you will definitely not be spared. Second, if you want to use this method, you must use the dust trick to disguise your breath with the ubiquitous dust, and gradually integrate into this world again with a new identity.

"What's that...... What does Niu Er look like? "My heart is pounding, this guy's appearance must not match his name, otherwise...... The shadow area of my psyche could cover the entire Sahara Desert!

"Have you read the specific tips of the Fa?" Jiang Wuliu took out three photos, "This is the three views of Niu Er's head, now you use the magic method to change your face, and I will help you keep an eye on it." ”

"Three views? It's just to look squarely, look down and look sideways...... "I calmed my heartbeat and took the photo, Niu Er, through this name, it is easy to think of the five big and three coarse, stupid and stupid big stunned or full of stubble, the image of a reckless man with a cow slaughtering knife, I closed my eyes and prayed for a miracle......

It took a lot of courage for me to dare to open my eyes, and instantly there was a feeling of joy falling from the sky, this Niu Er was quite delicate, his eyebrows and eyes were like a living elf, a three-dimensional nose bridge, slightly thick lips, not only that, his eyes were black and blue!

"This ......," I asked in surprise, "Niu Er wears contact lenses?" ”

"No, Niu Er is a mixed-race child, born with an extremely rare heterochromic pupil, which is medically known as heterochromia. But I don't think it's a disease to have heterochromic pupils, this kind of person cultivates faster than ordinary people, and can see different things, and heterogeneous pupils may have strange abilities when they awaken, but no one has awakened so far, hehe......"

"If you just look at the eyes, it's scary, like coming out of a horror movie." I snorted, a little afraid to make Niu Er's face.

"Eh, this Niu Er is also quite pitiful, not long after his parents gave birth to him, he met human traffickers and was abducted to the mountains." Jiang Wuliu sighed and said, "When Niu Er became a master with a lot of strength and had the ability to find his parents, when he found it, he found that his biological parents were dead." ”

I asked suspiciously: "Through this special method, I can change Niu Er's face, but the pupils are different, this is not something that Zhenyuan can change, right?" ”

"I've thought about this a long time ago." Jiang Wuliu pressed a button on the wheelchair, and the armrest opened a groove, and there was a small bottle in it, he took it out and threw it over, "This is a drug, which can change the color of one of your eyes." Of course, what is changed with drugs does not have the benefits of innate heteromyria, but just a change of eye color. ”

"Anyway...... Is there an antidote? ”

Jiang Wuliu shook his head, "Not for the time being, because the medicine was specially developed for you to change your face to Niu Er in the past two days, and I will get it slowly when I have time." ”

"Then don't fool me......" I unscrewed the bottle, pulled out the pill and ate it.

At this time, Jiang Wuliu prompted: "Use your true yuan to control the medicinal power of the pill when it melts, and send it into the left eye that needs to change color, quickly!" ”

I didn't dare to hesitate, I would be dumbfounded if I made a mistake, so I hurriedly mobilized the true yuan, melted the pill package in my body, and sent the medicinal power to my left eye, and soon, my left eye couldn't help blinking, feeling a tepid irritation, and tears flowed down drop by drop.

Not long after, the power of the medicine wore off, and I ran to the mirror, looked at my left eye, and said in surprise: ", it's really blue!" ”

"The effect seems to be quite good, and there is almost no difference in appearance from Niu Er." Jiang Wuliu looked at my changed eyes, "Hurry up and don't rush late, let's use the method." ”

I put the three photos of Niu Er in front of me, pranayama on the spot, and drove the few remaining true yuan to rush to my brain, and I was drained in a few seconds. At the same time, Jiang Wuliu turned his palm to my side, and the almost transparent air flow surged into my body, maintaining the consumption of this special method, and the tearing pain touched my nerves wave after wave......

Face, nose, mouth, eyebrows, eye sockets, bones...... Little by little, the pain penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and my clothes were already soaked with sweat, and I even had the hallucination of wanting to die!

Where is Jiang Wuliu saying "a little painful"?

The three souls and seven spirits seemed to be trembling constantly......

It's almost unbearable for me, a status master!

Suddenly, I realized that this might indeed be a bit of a pain for the Great Heavenly Master......

I was engrossed in using the true yuan input from Jiang Wuliu to urge the dust control technique and this special method, and the pain lasted for about half an hour, and at this moment my consciousness was already blurred. Finally, it was as if a thunderbolt hit my mind, everything calmed down, and the pain was all gone......

Jiang Wuliu withdrew his hand.

I completed the last step of the special method, and I fell to the ground with a sudden loss of strength, and I gasped for breath, and I no longer had the strength to get up and see how my face was changing.

Jiang Wuliu took out the small mirror in his pocket and leaned over to put it in front of my eyes, "The similarity is as high as 99 percent, even the most accurate face recognition system in the world will not find out." From now on, Niu Er is you, you are Niu Er! ”

"Know...... Dao. I put my head on the ground, blinking my eyes on the side of my face, I looked at the extremely unfamiliar face in the mirror, and said with emotion, "Niu Er, Niu Er, you pit me to death......"

"I'll give you the mask later." Jiang Wuliu picked up the mirror, pressed the communication facility, and said, "Ning Gongzi, come to me to pick up Niu Er, notify him, and from now on, everyone will have to adapt to calling him Niu Er." In a few days, when the case is over, we will hold a funeral for Jiang Ming. ”

After a while, Ning Shuying knocked on the door, and when he saw my new face, he was stunned for a while, "Is this really the second cow he has become?" It's completely different, how do I look like another person......"

"Ning Er, carry me." I was so sleepy that I was so tired that I couldn't even say a word.

"Okay, Second Brother Niu."

Ning Shuying casually carried me on his shoulder, said a few words to Jiang Wuliu, and took me back to the private room, he threw me on the bed and clapped his hands, "Two-colored eyes, I have to say, it's really weird, if it were someone else, I would definitely not be able to help but dig out the eyeballs with the tip of a knife and study them." ”

My eyelids twitched, and I squeezed out a sentence vigorously, "This reminds me, what if I meet a master with a research fetish in the future who catches me and vivisects me?" ”

"Ask for more blessings." Ning Shuying twitched the corners of her mouth and left the room.

At this time, the civet controlled the purple tribulation and walked over, "Little brother Jiang, you ......"

"Now my name is Niu Er." I was depressed and used my mind to communicate with it, this way of communication does not cost much real yuan, as long as I think, I can establish a spiritual connection with the civet at any time.

"Okay, little brother Niu, you're so handsome, I want to drool when I see it." The civet said jokingly, "It's good that the spirit of the soldier has a sense of the master, otherwise I wouldn't dare to recognize it." I'm willing to bet that if you block out your senses and the ghosts' men, they won't recognize you. ”

I smiled and said, "Oh? Then try it, and if you recognize it, you are not allowed to spend money without my permission in the future. ”

"Ok, my sister is talking, but if my sister wins, well, don't say more, half of your monthly salary will be divided into half to let me shop freely, if the money is gone, I will borrow it from you, and you are not allowed to refuse."

I noticed that a little true yuan had recovered in my body, and I threw out the three ghost chess pieces in one go, "Now, now, now!" At the same time, I blocked the connection with the oni's men, and Zhenyuan took the time again, and I collapsed into bed.

The whirlpool is surging, and the dung eater, the big snot, and the seven-love female ghost make their debut.

"Huh? Who are these two guys with different eyes? Why are you dominating the boss's bed! Chen Jun looked over and said suspiciously, "Hey! Shemale, what are you from, what does it have to do with the boss of my family, you look so handsome, you are not a good product at first glance! ”

The big snot ghost looked into my face when he heard the voice, and his silky ghost body fluttered, "Who is this?" is still wearing the boss's clothes, it can't be his mysterious friend! This scumbag! I haven't touched the boss's chrysanthemum, but you came out on top first, Nima! Look at my snot miracle! ”

Zi Tribulation leaned in the middle and resisted the snot mucus, and at the same time, she whispered to me, "Hmph, brother, what's the matter?" Is my sister a winner? ”

At this time, Qiqing looked at my eyes, and she said affectionately: "Master Jiang, you...... These evil eyes have become so handsome! I want to pounce on you! ”

I was triumphant in my heart, and hurriedly attached my mind with the true yuan that I had just recovered, and communicated with the Purple Tribulation, "Sister Wu, look, I've won, hehe, don't worry about breaking the fortune this time." ”

"How is that possible? Depressed to death! The civet retreated into the corner sadly, "Alas, things are always bad for women. ”

"Sister Qiqing, why do you call this miscellaneous boss?" Chen Jun asked inexplicably.

The big snot ghost was a little angry: "Yes, yes, you can't forget the boss when you see a handsome one, then how sad he knows." ”

"Impossible, the smell on his body is definitely Master Jiang!" The Seven Lovers Ghost tentatively walked up to me, her jade-like nose close to my mouth, "Exuding such a male aura, who else but him?" ”

Immediately, her face turned red, "Master Jiang kissed my face once, so ...... I remember it well. ”

"I'm rubbing, boss, is it really you?" Chen Jun switched to clean mode, he threw himself in front of the bed, and pulled my clothes open, "This injury, it's really right." Although I know that you are going to change your face, I said that you quietly changed and did not say hello to us. ”

"Ahem! I didn't say anything before, boss, I have to say, your eyes are so enchanting now. The big snot complimented, and he cleared his throat, "If you don't care about me scolding you, he will be grateful to him one day." ”

"Thank you?" I asked curiously.

"In the past few days, Brother Chen Jun has followed the suspected location I gave, and after many inquiries and explorations, he has a little news about the ghost of the eldest aunt, but ...... As for authenticity, it remains to be examined. The big snot ghost said imaginatively, "Now that there may be a place where the ghost of the eldest aunt appears in Tiannan City, I have almost searched for it, and I will ask Brother Chen Jun to find the surrounding map and analyze the other places." ”

Chen Jun nodded, and said with a smile on his face: "Tiannan Tianbei Tianhuang Community, is also a place where women gather, where the yin qi is stronger, it is one of the places where the big snot is speculated, I am here, I met a ghost, I learned that there was a ghost of the eldest aunt, but I don't know where to go, take your time, there will always be a harvest!" I'm really looking forward to the day when the three in our ghost will meet the teacher! ”

Qiqing refused: "I am resolutely opposed, getting along with you, I always feel like a year." I really want Master Jiang to collect a handsome ghost back for me to play with. ”

"Sister, there will be handsome ghosts, and there will be ghosts for the eldest aunt." Chen Jun laughed and showed his little white teeth, "I will help you go on a blind date in the future, and when I meet a handsome ghost, I will directly catch it and give it back to you as a husband of the village." ”

Qiqing shook his head: "No, I want to pick it myself." ”

"Dead dung eater, didn't you say that you have been taking care of Lao Tzu for the past five days?! Dare to step on the dots everywhere! My eyes were dark, and my breath weakened a lot, "Inform one thing, from now on, my name is Niu Er, you can't scream anymore." ”

God, these two disgusting guys actually came up with the idea of looking for their own aunt ghost and wanted to pull her into the gang!

It's really bad news today, first changed his name to Niu Er, and then learned that the ghost was looking for a ghost aunt...... I have to say that my future is bleak......

"Boss, you already have a big snot, it's a matter of time before I evolve into a big dung peerless ghost, and we don't have more big aunts and ghosts, right? Moreover, it can also increase your overall combat power. Chen Jun said with a smile, "When the time comes, when we go to that station, the enemy will not have to flee from the wind?" ”

"To your sister!"

After I finished speaking, I fainted on the bed, and before I fell into a coma, I sighed in my heart: It's ruined, even the big snot ghost has not entered the ghost chess, with him, the efficiency of finding the ghost of the big aunt with Chen Jun will skyrocket......