Chapter 12: I'll pretend to look around

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On the mountain road, three figures walked slowly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shooting Pill Bun led the way with a sullen face.

Today, our great Gensokyo news reporter Shotmei Marufumi, adhering to the consistent principle of serious work, is ready to get up early to visit Gensokyo to see if there are any emergencies so that he can use them for news content.

Looking down at the land of Gensokyo from the sky, and looking at the smoke gradually burning in the direction of Rennosato, Shotimaru sighed, 'Look, humans are like ants!' After that, he left Yokai Mountain.

However, not long after leaving, Shotimaru found that the monster mountain was beginning to stir, and two provocative breaths were slowly climbing up along the bottom of the monster mountain.

So, Shotimaru Wen's eyes lit up, and as a curiosity that the monster likes to have fun in his bones, he immediately let him return to the monster mountain as quickly as possible to find out.

And then ・・・・・・

"Uh, that."

I cautiously asked the Shooting Pill in front of me.

"Despicable."

"This, Miss Wenwen?"

"Tiny human!"

"・・・・・・ Miss Shotimaru."

"Bugs!!"

Akai stared at the dead fish eyes and silently pushed a handful of glasses, "Just take it as a compliment, Xia, I'll leave it to you." ”

I gave a thumbs up.

"Tiny human!"

"Human beings are inherently small." I said very calmly.

"Indecent!"

"There's nothing wrong with a man being perverted."

I retorted very calmly.

"Shameless guy・・・・・・"

"Old drivers don't need face, but I've been running this road for more than ten years." I don't care.

"Peek at the pervert under the skirt of a beautiful girl."

"Force majeure is just that, do you think the crickets will make the crickets feel like they are going to be? Or do you want me to popularize some relevant knowledge for you, such as types or something? ”

Shooting Pill Wen's gloomy face froze, and the human named paramecium in front of her was already more shameless than her.

Is this the true meaning of what the elders of the clan often say that a mountain is higher than a mountain?

However, under the depressed thinking of Shotimaru Wen, I have already started to popularize the knowledge of science and education.

Well, the relevant knowledge about how to bring the charm of fat times to the limit on various fat times and related occasions.

Very serious!

Juvenile・・・・・・

Five minutes later・・・・・

"The old driver is bowed to me!" Akai slapped his palms and worshipped, he didn't even know that I had learned this kind of knowledge before.

"Big, big, big, big pervert! What human male would study this kind of thing so thoroughly! ”

Shooting Pill Wen's liver was defeated and frightened, and his face was red and his ears were red.

I looked at the Raven Tengu girl in front of me in amazement.

It shouldn't be! As the No. 1 news fabricator in Gensokyo, this level of yellow jokes should be very familiar, but it doesn't seem to be the case now. Then there are only two cases, either this Miss Rakutengu, who has existed for more than 1,200 years, is acting, or she is simply blushing and shy.

Black lines began to appear on my face.

Personally, the first guess is preferred.

"Oh? Normally, this kind of thing is not a long-lived monster, and the big monster will not be unfamiliar, right? It's Gensokyo, after all. ”

I touched my chin and frowned.

Shooting Pill stared at a pair of beautiful eyes, looking at the young man in the long black robe facing her, he really couldn't calm down.

This literary and artistic young man with a very pleasing face can say those gentlemanly topics without changing his face, which makes Shotimaru Wen, who has always been simply making up messy news, feel unbearable.

"What do you think of the big monster!!!

"Eh?!!"

It's not magical!

Could it be that I have a preconceived notion that 80% of Gensokyo's existence is the kind of person who has a negative temperance value, has infinite thick skin, and likes to mess around? Looking at the expression of the shotmaru, it doesn't seem to be pretending, but rather simple.

Well, I'm so sorry to treat all the big youkai as Yakumo's level.

Akai and I were surprised and reflected on ・・・・・・ three seconds each.

"・・・・・・I'm sorry, but I blamed you."

Apologize decisively, or if you mess with it, no one will lead the way.

Thanks to the blessing of shooting life pill Wen to lead the way, we were unimpeded along the way.

"So, what's wrong there?" Shotmaru had a bad premonition.

"I originally thought that with Miss Wenwen's experience, the cricket yellow joke should not affect our conversation, but I didn't expect it to be so simple. It's such a cute expression.,I wrote down this moment.,I want me to forget.,Ito may drop.。 ”

The tone of the young man in the robe changed from a serious apology at the beginning to a good and underwhelming in an instant!

Shotimaru said that although she wanted to beat someone, from the very beginning of the confrontation, it seemed that no matter what the means, she was at a disadvantage.

The wind blade mixed with strong demonic power was completely defended by a light blue magic shield, and the wind was neutralized by the wind. In the case that the opponent does not take the initiative to attack from beginning to end, the speed that Shotimaru is proud of is only a one-man show even if it is used.

In this regard, I said that this trick is called the common turtle shell tactic of not moving like a mountain.

"Oh, by the way, I also have a series of related knowledge about stockings, dresses, hair accessories, wearing, etc., it happens that it will be very boring if there is no topic along the way, so I'll tell Miss Wenwen about it."

"Please don't do it!"

Shotimaru Wen said that he didn't seem to have much contact with the god of evil this year, how could he be so unlucky to run into two poles!

"That's a pity, I consulted a lot of seniors and sorted out the information for a long time."

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Suddenly, my eyes narrowed slightly, and I looked at Shotimaru Wen seriously and carefully, who looked panicked.

"Why, why are you looking at me like this?"

"Well・・・・・・ cupb."

"What do you mean?"

"It's nothing, it's just me talking to myself, don't care." I pushed my glasses.

"If you really don't think about listening to it, it can increase your feminine attractiveness by ten percent."

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Shotimaru just wants to get out of here quickly.

"It's here, it's here! Moriya Shrine is just a little bit up, I'll go first. ”

Before I could speak to Akai, the black wings of the Shotimaru flickered, and with the sound of an airplane whistling through the air, it disappeared in front of us.

Seeing the shooting pill go away, we all stretched out our fists and touched them twice.

"It's worthy of an old driver, who controls the rhythm from beginning to end."

"Awards, awards."

So, after a short hike, we finally arrived at Moriya Shrine.

At this moment, the green-haired blue-and-white shrine maiden was already waiting in front of the torii.

"Are the two gentlemen finally here?"

Dongfeng Valley early seedlings, the miracle of the wind, now the gods.

Able to borrow the power of the gods they serve as a human being.

Gentle personality, helpful, good at housework and cooking.

Information flashed through my mind.

However, although he is a descendant of God, he actually has the same lifespan as a human being, but because of the power of the current human god, he should always maintain the same appearance as he was when he was young.

Of course, the appearance is high.

"It's a pity." Akai and I sighed slightly.

"What's wrong?"

Sanae of Dongfeng Valley said a little strangely, but it is still important to do business, and the collection of faith will have to be held later, "The two of you should come to the shrine first, the two adults in the family have been waiting for a long time." ”

"Well, that's trouble."

"Excuse me."

Akai and I replied, and followed Sanae of Togashi Valley into Moriya Shrine.

Finally, we met the target of the trip, the two gods of Moriya Shrine, Yasaka Kamiko and Suwako Kamiya.

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Minecraft World, the End Lands.

At this moment, on the altar in the center of the End, the original dull black of the ender dragon egg exudes a cloudy purple, and the ominous aura is full of traces of negative energy.

The End has always absorbed the negative energy of the main plane, and in this place where no sunlight ever shines, all the negative energy slowly gathers towards the ender dragon egg.

Counting the time, it's been almost a thousand years.

It turns out that all the ender puppets under the ender dragon have disappeared, and they are replaced by the men sent by the ender king to monitor the movement of the ender dragon's eggs.

They have been guarded for a thousand years and will continue to be guarded in the future.

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In an inconspicuous corner.

A petite, pet-cat-like white being blinked its red eyes.

There was a chilling look on the face without emotional fluctuations.

[It's not okay, but this world is very remote, and it's impossible for them to find me. 】

Five strange jewel-like ornaments floated in midair, and the black negative energy was slowly dyeing them black.

[There are so few humans in this world, and the rest are either monsters or ordinary animals. In this way, the energy collection work is infinitely extended. 】

It's not that I didn't want to control those zombie skeletons, but it was useless, and the rules of this world interfered with.

Fortunately, those two powerful beings suddenly had something to do with this world, and they could finally make a little move.

[The negative energy research in this world is almost the same, and it can barely be copied some.] 】

[It shouldn't be long before we can fuse.] The biggest mistake of the predecessor was that it did not have enough strength to deal with sudden accidents. 】

[However, fortunately, he escaped early, and sealed these two bodies together and brought them out, although sooner or later they will be discovered.] 】

[The flesh bodies of gods and demons are of great value for research.] But let's do some combat power first, and if those two Guardians come back, we can delay for a while. 】

Talking to himself, the smaller white creature retreated into the darkness again.