Chapter 239: Toilet Guardian
"What are you doing? Why pinch my ass! Li Jin roared in a low voice, looking at Zhuang Mingyu with a sad face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, Zhuang Mingyu touched his head and pretended not to know, and just when Li Jin was about to blame, the beautiful teacher asked.
"This classmate, are you Xiao Yat?"
"Uh...... This one...... I'm not ......" Li Jin saw that the beauty was talking and slurred, and let it go again.
"Why don't you stand up if you're not Xiao Yi, sit down!"
But at the moment when Li Jin was about to sit down, Zhuang Mingyu pinched Li Jin's ass again, "Wait for teacher, he knows where Xiao Yi is?" Why didn't you come! ”
"Oh, you know this classmate? Then tell me, where is this Xiao Yat? The beautiful teacher was obviously very interested in this Xiao Yi, and looked at Li Jin with a smile on her face.
With such a beautiful face, just looking at himself with such a smile, Li Jin didn't know how to answer for a while. I saw that his face was flushed, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the teacher, as cute as if he was a teenage boy.
"This ...... My boss ......"
"Boss?" The beautiful teacher asked.
"Oh, it's not the boss, it's Xiao Yat, Xiao Yat is ......"
Li Jin now has the heart to commit suicide, don't play like this, where are you, boss, come out quickly! Li Jin kept calling Xiao Yi in his heart, but it was useless!
Just when Li Jin was about to despair, he saw Zhuang Mingyu on the side open his mouth to him, as if to tell him something.
"Oh, Xiao Yi's aunt is here, and she is resting in the dormitory!" Li Jin blurted out, and suddenly felt relieved.
"Hahaha......" Immediately, there was a cheer from the classroom.
"No, no, it's not the eldest aunt, it's the eldest aunt!" Li Jin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, it had only been a few minutes of class, and he was about to lose half his life. And Zhuang Mingyu on the side fainted directly.
The beautiful teacher smiled very embarrassedly, and didn't know how to speak for a while, so she waited for a minute before she said slowly: "This reason is really chic, go back and take good care of this hostile friend!" ”
"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on the door, "Can I come in?" ”
For the first time, Xiao Yat still intends to leave a good impression on the students, after all, everyone will get along well for a long time in the future.
Of course, this is just Hsiao Yat's own wishful thinking. Leaving aside the rest, just because he was late for the first day of class, he had to let his classmates pay attention, and everyone already had their own evaluations in their hearts as for whether it was good or bad.
"Classmate, what's your name?" The beautiful teacher replied affectionately.
Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt how this voice was so familiar, and looked at it when he saw that this was not Nangong Qingyu who was in bed with him?
"Wife, don't you remember me? I'm Yat Siu! ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole class was in an uproar.
That's right, this person is Nangong Qingyu, the Nangong Qingyu who asked Xiao Yi to help be a teacher. At the same time, Nangong Qingyu, who had a relationship with Zhuang Mingyu and Li Jin, but the two of them never imagined that she would be their own teacher.
The moment Nangong Qingyu entered the classroom, the two of them were surprised, Zhuang Mingyu thought that the two of them had an unusual relationship and deliberately pinched Li Jin's buttocks, so he repeated the scene just now.
"Seriously, who's your wife!" Nangong Qingyu slapped the table and scolded Xiao Yi loudly.
"You don't remember, we ...... that day"
"Get out, you get me out!" Before Xiao Yi's words were finished, Nangong Qingyu pointed to the door of the classroom and scolded loudly.
"A student like this who even dares to be teased by a teacher, you must not have anything to do with him, he is the scum of society and the scum of the people!"
Nangong Qingyu said loudly to the classmates in the audience, but found Xiao Yi standing aside and looking stupidly, "Why did I say that you are still not convinced?" Get me out of here! ”
"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go back and get some sleep."
Xiao Yi patted his buttocks, too lazy to bother with this crazy bitch. Sooner or later, one day I will press you to the bed and yell husband, I was wrong. Xiao Yat's heart is infinite.
"You ......" Nangong Qingyu directly threw out the book in her hand.
"Huh! Didn't smash the ......" Xiao Yi showed a bright smile and immediately ran away as soon as he slipped away.
Walking in the empty corridor, listening to the teacher's lecture, Xiao Yi yawned and continued to walk towards the dormitory. Then, at this time, a figure stopped in front of him.
"Xiao Yi, now you don't go to class, what are you hanging around here with a book?" Shan Yuwen had already seen Xiao Yi unhappy, but he didn't expect to meet this bastard on the first day of his inspection.
"Oh, it's the master, I just met the principal, and he said he had something to look for you, it seems to be about the school canteen bidding?" Xiao Yi touched his chin and pretended to think.
"What school cafeteria tender?" Shan Yuwen's eyes suddenly burst into a golden light, and the fat all over his body was shocked.
The canteen bidding is a beautiful difference, if this matter falls on your head, then you don't want to make a lot of money.
The school canteen has to give the school a certain amount of money every year, and as for how much this amount is, it is not known and needs to be discussed in detail. If you can put this beauty difference on yourself, not to mention the other 350,000 yuan, you have to earn at least 50,000 yuan, and your salary is only 5,000 yuan per month, which is a great thing.
"Where's the headmaster?" Shan Yuwen's eyebrows fluttered excitedly.
"The principal seems to have gone to the toilet just now, or if you stay at the toilet door, maybe he will come out soon."
"Really? Xiao Yat has been doing well recently, I heard the teachers praise you, work hard, maybe the scholarship will be yours. Shan Yuwen patted Xiao Yi's shoulder heavily, with a look of expectation.
Scholarship? What are you kidding, I didn't participate in the military training once, I beat two bastards a few days ago, I beat Zhong Xiukun yesterday, and I was kicked out by the teacher just now, I'm a good student? And a scholarship to get?
Although he thought so in his heart, he looked happy on his face.
"Don't worry, Director, I'll redouble my efforts."
"Well, okay, let's go!"
Seeing Xiao Yi turn around, Shan Yuwen immediately ran to the toilet like the wind, and stood at the door of the toilet and became a loyal defender.
Then, ten minutes passed quickly, and no one came out of the toilet.
Could it be that the principal is constipated? It must be so!
"Jingle Bell ......"
When the bell rang for the end of class, students who came and went in and out of the toilet would see a loyal guard, and Shan Yuwen couldn't help but look very embarrassed.
"Director, why are you still here, there is no one in the toilet, come in!" A classmate passed by and said, while muttering in a low voice, I didn't expect the director to care so much about the classmates, and even let the classmates go to the toilet first.
"Xiao Yi, you bastard, dare to lie to me!" Suddenly there was a scream in the hallway. (To be continued.) )