Chapter 19: Monster Makeup
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When Wu Yifan finished washing up and walked out of the house, there was a group of gangsters standing in Haha Farm.
The reason why he said it was a gangster was because he knew all these gangsters and knew their bad deeds.
"You're the owner of this monster farm?" One person is holding a cigarette, very cool and dragging.
Wu Yifan nodded.
This is not a good person, I guess it's still someone from Land Rover.
"When I recorded my confession this morning, I was careful. Say what you should say, don't say what you shouldn't say, you know! ”
Seeing the fierce light in his eyes, Wu Yifan, who had the support of the monster, naturally ignored it.
"Also, this plough is ours, they sneaked away before, and we will send a tractor to pull it away in the afternoon." After taking a deep breath of cigarette and swallowing the clouds, the gangster said: "This is the post that Brother Tiger gave you, keep it!" ”
After speaking, without waiting for Wu Yifan to answer, the three thugs turned around and left.
Depend on!
Hongmen feast!
The post said that at 21 o'clock in the evening, he was invited to gather at the Tianhao Hotel!
Although the content of the information is scarce, it contains deep meaning and murderous intentions, but it is a dagger to see.
Driving the broken Jinbei van, Wu Yifan rushed to the police station as promised, and then, accompanied by two police comrades, identified the three gangsters and recorded their confessions.
As for the three thugs' threats in the morning, he didn't take them seriously at all.
If you want me to be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, I can't say it, I can't say it, I dream.
Open the monster farm and take a look at the [improved formula] research progress of the little cabbage in the Agricultural Products Improvement Research Institute - the countdown started at about 22 o'clock yesterday, and it is expected to be successfully unlocked at 22 o'clock in the evening.
When you go to Land Rover's Hongmen Banquet and come back, it is estimated that you will be able to see the miracle of improving the formula.
In the afternoon, a large-tonnage tractor took away the large plough, leaving a deep crater in its wake, showing the crazy actions of Monster Farm last night.
Not long after the tractor drove away, the advertising company that had been contacted before came to the door and replaced the rectangular wooden sign of "Haha Farm" outside the farm with the natural green "Monster Farm". Some of the patterns and so on of the rest of the production were left before leaving, and the method used was explained.
These feature small fruit and vegetable labels with the "Monster Farm" logo and eye-catching biodegradable plastic bags......
7 p.m.
In front of the vanity mirror, a monster with knotted muscles and five adult dimensions on one arm was obediently half-crouching. Under Nongyi's buttocks, there was a chair with a "comminuted fracture".
It seems that due to the monster's muscular physique, the ordinary wooden chairs on the earth can't stand their tonnage at all.
There are still 2 hours, which is the time for the invitation to the Hongmen Banquet.
The village chief said that Land Rover is a well-known local bully, and since it is a Hongmen banquet, it must have hidden murderous intentions. Although you have a little brother, buddy, I have monsters.
Although monsters can't see people during the day, at night, people's vision is reduced, and they can still hide it well by painting heavy makeup and dressing up.
In front of the dresser, there are dozens of bottles and cans, most of which were left by his ex-girlfriend.
He has many experiences in helping his ex-girlfriend with makeup, so he is naturally familiar with makeup.
In the first step, apply the base cream and press the entire face with the palm of your hand. Not to mention, the faces of the monsters are really rough, like rubbing sand!
In the second step, scrub a stucco brush with BB cream a few times. Then the sawtooth went into battle and transformed the green-faced fanged Nongyi substrate.
The third step is to set the makeup, otherwise it will take a few hours for Nongyi's makeup to come off.
As for eye makeup and lip makeup, and it's not a girlfriend, he doesn't bother to dress up carefully.
I took a look at the refreshed Nongyi.
I saw that his original dark green complexion had faded a lot, his fangs were almost invisible, and although his whole body was covered with a layer of strong fluff like pig bristles, he finally looked a little human after wearing today's customized oversized clothes and shoes.
But I still can't resist the ugliness that emanates from the inside out, and the natural domineering.
Nong Yi finished dressing up, and under the concoction of the same method, Nong Er also quickly finished putting on makeup.
After dressing up, Nong 1 and Nong 2 stood side by side, like two twins, almost identical.
I looked at the time, 20:15.
It's almost time to go to the Hongmen feast.
After removing the rear seats of the Jinbei van, Wu Yifan reluctantly stuffed Nong 1 and Nong 2 in. But as soon as the van started, the car seemed to be unable to withstand the physique of the two monsters, and it shook every 50 meters.
In this way, every time the car meets or the vehicle behind him overtakes, the driver will turn his head to look at him.
"Yo, buddy, the car shook a lot. The Jinbei van is good, the car shock artifact. ”
The car shocks your sister, the artifact is your sister!
"Yaxi, buddy, your driver is very slippery, the back is so shocking, you don't move like a mountain, this determination, shouldn't you like men."
Damn, roll as far as your thoughts go.
The entrance of Tianhao Hotel.
The beautiful welcome lady wearing a bright cheongsam, the beautiful posture of the welcome who bent over was in vain, and her eyes showed a hint of suspicion.
With such a gaze, Wu Yifan saw a lot after the two monsters got out of the car. At this time, I am also used to it. On the contrary, empathy, he also felt that it was excusable.
If you think about it, the two of them look like the NBA shark Ao Fat, and they look almost identical, like bodyguards at the same time behind a thin bamboo pole, can you not doubt it.
After announcing the Land Rover's name to the front desk, the hotel manager respectfully led him to Box 8.
It is enough to see that the background and energy of this Land Rover are not small.
But when he got here, with the support of two monsters, Wu Yifan naturally wouldn't suddenly admit it, and followed step by step, and then turned around and entered the No. 8 box.
The box is large and luxuriously equipped, with a 50-inch LCD TV, a full set of karaoke equipment, a luxurious leather sofa and, of course, a dining table made of precious mahogany.
There were not many chairs at the dining table, just two, facing the door.
There was already a person sitting, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, thick eyebrows, a rough face, and the essence and fierce light in his eyes revealed from time to time, quietly looking at Wu Yifan.
Next to him, there stood more than a dozen men in straight suits, their uniform making them full of momentum, making the atmosphere in the box slightly dull and lonely.
"I didn't think you would dare to be a gunman...... before he finished speaking, seeing the two mountains behind Wu Yifan, Land Rover was stunned for a moment.
It's a dog, what are these two monsters, where did this kid invite?
If it is said that Alluring the country and the city are not only to describe the beauty and the earthquake, then there is no doubt that the appearance of Nong 1 and Nong 2 is more shocking than the earthquake.
The two of them are also wearing jet-black suits, with pitch-black sunglasses, and there are two "farming" characters engraved on the top of their heads, and there is no one with this tattoo. As soon as he appeared on the stage, the momentum he carried was like a bomb exploding in the box, which not only exhausted the momentum of the Land Rover side, but also intimidated the other party.
The knotted muscles are difficult to hide even in a suit, the arms are five ordinary adults thick, the thighs are five people thick, not to mention the waist, very bucket-like, full of power.
ps。 Khan, I found that I forgot to set a scheduled update in the draft box, and I only updated it now, sorry. By the way, ask for recommended tickets and ask for collections